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babalooskies
have you...been to taco bell?
Sierra Schwartz
EXACTLY.
Tom Turnbull
diarrea for a month.
sada
Luv tacos
OneMadCritic
Yes, but would you be willing to go through the inevitable diarrhea explosion?
Meemo2
kfc abuses chickens! do not choose kfc! go to youtube and search what kfc does to chickens, its graphic!
FUonxicorn
Omg omg Meemo2 there is chicken in tacos too omg omg.
Martinez
What kind of wimpy tacos have you been eating that has chicken instead of beef?
Michael Anthony Williams
Fucking weak ass stomachs. I've never gotten dirrhea from Taco Bell, however I have gotten many a shitty piece of chicken from KFC.
Franny
After I read Dipper goes to taco bell I love even more chicken
maxwell1981
Painful cramps > Diarrhea.
Meemo2
@FUonixcorn well...no abuse! UHDURRRRRRRRRRR
Levi
There is like no contest when taco bell is involved.
Peregrine
Taco Bell: "Do you know what they do to those poor chickens?" Me: "No, but it tastes DELISHIOS!
CellGirl
I don't get diarrhea. I get happy. (Clown from my cousin's basement appears.) No not you Happy. Not today.
Marko Milovanovich
tacos healthy
zFredu
I pressed the wrong one.. And yes I am black
Halfnemo
@meemo2 and taco bell abuses cows? who the fuck cares kfc is way better
LionWolfHybrid
Where will you be when diarrhea hits?
Hero_Rareheart
KFC is delishous
Kirk
Tacos
Mirandathepanda
they don't cook correctly
Utah G
taco bell is great
A'reya Davis
When you eat at taco bell there better be a bathroom withing 1 mile
blakestar44
lol ikr
Jacob Dittmer
Taco Bell makes people gassy
Brobotnik
Diarrhea vs Super Diarrhea. The lesser of two evils it is.
Tdog
Yes...... I regreted it for quite a while.
[deleted]
Yes and my name is dipper
SwagMaster
Yes, EXTREME BURRITO!!!!
WindigoGaming87
Idk why people have to bring up poop in this chain. No, I have not been to Taco Belle. I'm not sure if I've been to KFC or not. I am sure I have been to Popeyes ONLY FOR THE DRIVE-THRU. I don't enter restaurants that have a drive through.
WindigoGaming87
I misspelled "Bell". DANG AUTO CORRECT!
Shannon
@babalooskies - have you seen how...unhealthy KFC is? @Tom Turnbull - KFC has unhealthy fried chicken. @OneMadCritic - would you be willing to go through the inevitable diarrhea explosion that comes with KFC? @FUonxicorn - you don't have to get chicken tacos. @Franny - you could get chicken at Taco Bell, too. @maxwel1981 - you can get diarrhea from KFC, too. @Peregrine - that is so cruel. Chickens are living creatures, too. @Halfnemo - Taco Bell does not abuse cows, because they actually have a heart and don't abuse animals. @LionWolfHybrid - at the toilet, where I will reflect back on my amazing meal. @Hero_Rareheart - Taco Bell is delishouser. @Mirandathepanda - KFC abuses chickens, therefore they don't cook their chickens correctly. @Jacob Dittmer - KFC makes chickens miserable. @Brobotnik - depends what you order... @WindigoGaming87 - KFC has drive-thrus too.
PippinKK
I love Taco Bell
JoshtheOverlander
I have been to Taco Bell and they're food is fucking tasty. Besides, I don't have to eat the super spicy stuff. However, I do love spicy foods.
pekinggalador284
i have never gone to taco bell
Pinkie pie
@half you idiot. People kill cows to lower the animal population and for food. It is not abusing.
Max
So true
lee
nope
Trenton Worthy
I hate chicken.
Bruhman908
Yes. Chicken all day
Kawaii Quilava
KFC is life! And I don't have a Taco Bell where I live so yeah!
RandomGamer576
I haven't lol
Joe
the taco bell we go to doesnt cause diarrea to me.
Thomas1
Noooooooo
Thomas1
Nooooooooo
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Never had Taco Bell doesn't exist in uk
Squidy336
No actually
Deadpool
If you feel down just think that someone out there has to clean the bathroom…………… at taco bell
chatzy
kfc? kfc......... KFC!!!!!!!!! K!!!!!!!! F!!!!!!!!!!!!! C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hunter io
Sometimes you gotta live mas ;)
Jaxz
CHICK CHICK CHICKEN EVERY DAYYY
CreeperTron259
yep
TheBlobfish
No mashed potatoes. Not ripping on mashed potatoes it's just KFC mashed potatoes.
jack
no
TurdManJones
Constant Diarrea IfIts Taco bell.
TurdManJones
If Its*
Marcos
Kfc has mutant animals ensted of chicken witch is why it's called KFC and not Kentucky Fried Chicken cuz it's not chicken
harambe
no its not in my country
Tenk
@Meemo2 Taco bell gets stuff from people abusing cows! U wouldnt want them to get hurt would u?
Sharders
Have you SEEN the chickens they breed?
IPlayThisInClass
lel all these people forgetting that kfc has more than just chicken xD I'm gonna chill here in canada eating my poutine which is technically from kfc :P
Kupperz
Be Black or Be Gassy
Deadshot_08
Still... Kfc
Allodoxaphobia
I'm still here, aren't I?
Dodde
Here in Brazil KFC have lunch
JordanEdwards
Dude.... If yah haven't tried Taco Bell yah missing out on Life. That's the best Mexican-American food place in America...!
Sarah
I would rather have a veggie taco or something than fried chicken and get fat
Vaca
Have you been a vegetarian in KFC? (I clicked the wrong one)
112233e
NO!!!! But want to
sean
Never said you can't go to a half tacobell half KFC so you can have both
Jaidan Giglio
it doesnt say go to it says eat
Owllorg
exactly
Yellow Raptor
It's finger lickin' good
Soot
The only good thing is the nacos and I don't think I could ever eat that for a whole month
Arsxrx
Obviously
MyCotingaBird
Oh boy, I got really sick last time I went there. My father got sick from there as well. Fortunately, we both survived.
JAY 88
Beefy frito for me
Aly Hesham
its only a FUCKING MONTH
Sonny
no i live in australia and it is very few taco bells but australian kfc is god. way better than america
Brendan
Have you...been to kfc?
sada
Yes
Tazz Modan
Well, luckily they changed taco bell beef to be around 40% meat so they can call it beef again yay.
qwert93159
I worked at a KFC for a couple months. From my time there, I was mildly impressed. I thought KFC was horrible all around when it came to food and food prep, but we had an actual chef in the back (the only one allowed to touch the chicken before it was fried/grilled) and most of the ingredients, while not always the freshest, weren't horrible. Much better than Taco Bell.
cornholio
HAVE YOU BEEN TO BURRITO BELL???!!!
Weeaboss
Uh, yeah. It's way higher quality than Taco Bell.
Smokey.Kat
Yeah, I don't think any of it's real chicken...
HgolfG
20% black, 30% white = KFC 20% texacans, 30% white = taco bell
halo66333
Kfc means kids fattening centre
yon
I'm black and most of the people the said kfc are black
Licha Vega
Have u been to KFP Kentucky fried pigeon
Branden Waite
U ARE POOPY HEAD
bear from the revenant
BUT YOU GET FOOKING CRUNCHWRAPS AND SHIT. THE FOOKING DORITOS LOCO TACOS THERE. WHAT THE FOOK DOU YE THINK YOURE TALKING ABOUT MATE. NOW FUCK OFF.
Silvermist
Yes, KFC stands for 'Kids Fatening Centre' just so you know :)
Jaxz
OH YES silvermist no it doesn't it stands for something kentuckys fried chicken
ryan53567242
yes when my mum doesnt cook
F2P!
Yes
NRG
Yes it sucks
MyCotingaBird
Yes I have. And I really like their bone-in, dark meat chicken where I can crunch the bones and eat the marrow. Good stuff.
[deleted]
Let me think this this through....Live on the toilet for a moth or eat a truck load of chicken?
AntonioDude
lol
F2P!
Ja the answer is obvious
4chan
We don't have Taco Bell here.
Jim
More variety. Plus you can order a sandwich that uses chicken breast as the bread. The Bread! Thats three times the chicken.
Tom Turnbull
no. its actually two pieces of chicken with cheese and bacon in the middle. its twice the chicken
Meezydeniro
Have fun with that heart attack.
ireadam
This was hardest question on this ever.
just_me
If you've eaten that, you really need to watch your carbs.
just_me
If you've eaten that, you really need to watch your carbs.
MyCotingaBird
@Meezydeniro Have fun getting E. coli from that taco.
Thatguy20
Id have the shits for 3 years if i had taco bell for a month
Kelou4
At least Taco Bell has salads and what not. And those delicious cinnamony things.
Rein
those are supposed to churros
Putridgrim
I would think KFC has more variety what with the plethora of sides
drizzy
I hate taco bell. Kfc is fine.
Okimoki
Haven't been in both of this but the guys in the comments liked KFC better.
Super ewok
So am i black or a teenager
Jon
I'm both so the decision was tough.
Foxyvsfreddy
Seriously?
MyCotingaBird
What the? That is one the most STUPID comments I have ever heard of! What does race and age have to do with all of this? Clearly you don't have enough knowledge of the history of the chain franchises.
WeedDemon96
KFC gives me the shits
Totallyaname
and taco bell gives you the diarrheas
MsEmizzleFizzle
Eh, Taco Bell is actually healthier for you if you don't get the stuff that is LOADED with beef and cheese. And, frankly, KFC makes me sick just smelling it.
IloveDiaryofawimpykid+imagirl
True...
Foxyvsfreddy
Eh, Homemade mexican food is healthier for you if you don't load it with meat and sugar tortillas and lots of homemade churros. And, Frankly, Taco bell is a toilet.
MyCotingaBird
Healthier, my ass. While poultry has more protein, tacos have more E. coli and salmonella. So, your argument is invalid.
Ron Gonzalez Jr
As a black man there has never been an easier question posed to me than this
MyCotingaBird
Excuse me? What does race have to do with this question? This comment you made is irrelevant.
taco
Hardest choice of my life
CoolBoss958
i like how you chose kfc and your name is taco
Connor
i enjoy solid pooping solids
Derek Perez
why not both
xpumpkin<3
I picked both
Das
Lol no you picked taco bell like me :p
Connor Ryan
KFC chicken can't be classified as chicken that's y they changed there name so...
Totallyaname
no chicken can be considered real chicken. its all processed garbage.
anonymousfapper
I wonder which one Tyrone voted on?
jacooob
Taco bell doesn't even give you the shits and kfcs chicken is horrible tacos all the way
nati
i LOVE kfc and i never tried taco bell so if i didnt like it and i would have to eat it for a month i would probaly die
Joe mama
Where i am kfc and taco bell are in the same building sooo...
Charlie
My mom once got KFC and found a feather in her chicken
MyCotingaBird
That was ONE time. Does not mean you can never go back there.
zuzekmatteo65
When I watched that kfc episode from South Park, for some reason it made kfc look good
88Potato88
Taco Bell is hands down better than KFC for me! This was easy
HoopHoop
there are no taco bell on my country, so...
Tuk
55% KFC over 45% Taco Bell. Fatties..
Sophia
KFC is pretty good... both unhealthy though
Axel Moreaud
KF FUCKING C!!!!!!
Daniel Joseph Harris
I work at a Taco Bell KFC combination i found this question very very great haha!
Braden van wyk
KFC trust me I would rather have a few chickens die than have diarrhea 4 a month their are more chickens than people in the world
iMustacheUaQuestion
i like chicken.... fried chicken.... kentucky fried chicken....
RacistJuan
Taco Bell side effects are deadly
Foxyvsfreddy
Then why'd you choose it?
PurpleTigers
I would get so fat at KFC
MyCotingaBird
Fat does not make you fat. Sugar makes you fat. I see people go to Dunkin Donuts and other sugary bakeries, and many of those people are overweight.
Caleb Cherry
Well. KFC serves chick, chicken and more chicken. Where as Taco Bell is starting to come out with some new items like their salads and Doritos locos tacos stuff
MyCotingaBird
And E. coli, and salmonella, and other viruses and bacteria.
stiglitz
either way i'm having the shits for a month, at least with tacobell i have some variety.
Nathan Walters
The Toilet...
W!ND0L!CK3R
well you're gonna regret both but im go get stoned and get some doritos locos tacos
LOLking
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-...re=related
lakikalasaki
i dont want to shit a volcano for the next 5 years
Carlos
nunca estuve en taco bell y amo el pollo
ItsMeDelta
KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN
Shrek
kfc for a month is legit a dream
Axeman
They said www.blasty.pl/14774/kfc-t...e-kurczaki guy on the left is the master :D
ISCAPSLOCKON
If you chose Taco Bell, you might as well glue the toilet to yourself.
jacksepticeye
#1 farting the rest your life! #2 have you been to taco bell? #3 You don't care do you.
Sherman Witcher
Already do both
Maggie
I would NEVER even eat Taco Bell for a week
Arti-fix
kfc cuz chicken is life
Hannah_Horse
Taco Bell is better than KFC...
MyCotingaBird
How so?