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Your house would not smell or rot.

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  • 208

    Jim

    12 years ago

    Delicious and mobile!

    • 181

      Freq-Sho

      9 years ago

      until it starts molding and it decays a lot faster than the shoe that is also mobile

    • 257

      Jacob

      9 years ago

      "Your house would not smell or ROT."

    • 16

      Tavis T

      9 years ago

      true

    • 23

      Navar0nius

      9 years ago

      Shoes don't decay. No-brainers everywhere.

    • 84

      Rainbow

      9 years ago

      Again, it said "Your house would not smell or rot" your arguments are invalid.

    • 32

      Gohon

      9 years ago

      Wait...so... How Does Spongebob Do it.

    • 12

      PJ150

      9 years ago

      His house was first soaked in formaldehyde? /shrug

    • 52

      Max Schouten

      8 years ago

      If i had a Peach house:Today a homeless guy ate my house, fuck

    • 29

      [deleted]

      8 years ago

      James and the Giant Peach!

    • 4

      Samuel

      8 years ago

      the not rotting part is interesting, but if you get hungry you still cant eat it, unless you want to be HOMELESS .-.

    • 1

      daPenguin

      8 years ago

      i would just roll around everywhere

    • 7

      Cody Dudash

      8 years ago

      Depends, do I have to deal with the giant spiders as well?

    • 5

      Evalgra

      7 years ago

      Too sticky for me. I'd get a shoe with shape-ups so my house would rock.

    • 3

      KittiCat

      6 years ago

      I'd live in the stone. So, not homeless. Also, nobody said how big it was. Food for life! Feed the kids in Africa!

    • 3

      Esprite

      6 years ago

      Max, you made my choice, lol.

    • 4

      TheBrown_Vlogger

      6 years ago

      So delicious

    • 3

      MartySturm

      6 years ago

      because spongebobs house is in the ocean which contains a lot of salt, the pineapple would then be preserved.

    • 2

      Julio

      6 years ago

      umm jacob your house (if it was peach) would rot because your gonna live in that thing for like wat 4-10 years so it would rot by the time it has reached the 6-7 year milestone of living in it.

    • 2

      FuzzyMasterCowG

      6 years ago

      umm Julio you need to learn how to read below the question it actually says it will not smell or rot. Your house would not smell or rot. I just Copied and pasted it.

    • 1

      CosmoLG

      6 years ago

      If you had the peach, you would have a ton of insects eating it. So shoe is the more survivable option.

    • 1

      Kyle Smith

      6 years ago

      What, the shoe? Lol

    • 0

      Jennifer Nudo

      6 years ago

      Until you eat your entire house :/

    • 0

      Christian

      6 years ago

      Time to go mobile...

    • 0

      MashedPotato101

      6 years ago

      Everyday before I go to school I would take a quick bite...

    • 0

      Yo mama

      6 years ago

      plus the damn shoe will stinck aghhh

    • 0

      sourcupcake123

      6 years ago

      peaches would be sticky on the inside, a new leather shoe you would get that new-shoe smell

    • 0

      Han Yolo

      6 years ago

      You could eat your house!

    • 2

      ¥øshii

      6 years ago

      R U BLIND it says that YOUR HOUSE WILL NOT ROT OR SMELL DUMBASSES

    • 1

      nascaryoshi123

      6 years ago

      Ants

    • 1

      nascaryoshi123

      6 years ago

      Ants

    • 0

      VVVeera

      6 years ago

      Lol you can have a cottage on the beach and you can buy your cottage and move away (it would be a nice summer cottage to someone) BUT who wanna buy your (sweaty) giant shoe :'D

    • 0

      SuperJax

      5 years ago

      the peach would get moldy idiots

    • 0

      SpottPawz

      5 years ago

      so true omg

    • 0

      [deleted]

      5 years ago

      But peach will rot and ants will come

    • 0

      Juspah

      5 years ago

      Peaches will rot shoes don't

    • 1

      GalaxyUnicorn

      5 years ago

      SWAYDEJA, JUSPAH, SOURCUPCAKE123- here's a little tip.. READ THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE PICKING YOU IDIOTS! See, in the f*cking description it says it doesn't smell or rot. The description is a really cool thing, it gives you more information so you have a better understanding of what to do

    • 0

      goombis

      5 years ago

      It's a freaking shoe! It is way more stable and has way more inhabitable space.

    • 0

      BlurryFace l-/

      5 years ago

      Lemme grab my plastic thing that you put on yourself whatever its called

    • 1

      Sammy

      5 years ago

      If you live in a giant peach snack every moment on the day and it's healthy

    • 1

      Gamer Studios

      5 years ago

      I like eating my own house :P

    • 1

      Indigo

      5 years ago

      So is the shoe! Sort of.....

    • 1

      cobraguy8

      5 years ago

      NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM but after three weeks I will be sick from mold.

    • 1

      7thWorldGamer

      5 years ago

      me too

    • 0

      Blurry_Face

      5 years ago

      Does anybody not see what it says? "Your house would not smell or rot." READ THE MESSAGES PEOPLE

    • 1

      blank

      4 years ago

      For the record I read the description. The shoe just seems like a more structured home with more space

    • 0

      HeyIlikeMemes

      4 years ago

      it says it would not rot or smell so GOOD

    • 0

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      James and the giant peach

    • 0

      peanutbutterjelly

      4 years ago

      it's still a peach it's a food all foods start to mold and go bad after a while

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Then you will eventually have no home to live in.

    • 0

      Surprise_Modar_Fucka

      2 years ago

      Food!!!!!!!

    • 0

      3 months ago

      free food. But what if it gets mouldy? your screwed.

  • 34

    .......SUPRISE......

    9 years ago

    Road Dahl anyone?

    • 21

      Addy

      9 years ago

      I was wondering if anyone would realize James and the Giant Peach.. Only movie I watched growing up.

    • 6

      Addy

      9 years ago

      I was wondering if anyone would realize James and the Giant Peach.. Only movie I watched growing up.

    • 7

      Addy

      9 years ago

      I was wondering if anyone would realize James and the Giant Peach.. Only movie I watched growing up.

    • 9

      JediChick238

      9 years ago

      My thoughts exactly was: The old woman in the shoe and James and the Giant Peach.

    • 1

      Htopop

      6 years ago

      That's what I was thinking.

    • 2

      aqua5

      6 years ago

      Roald Dahl*

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      5 years ago

      Yuppers!

    • 0

      Surprise_Modar_Fucka

      2 years ago

      Fuck yea!!! He amazing!!!!

  • 23

    joel

    9 years ago

    you house would rot and smell after a while and birds and animals would eat you house

  • 17

    sean

    10 years ago

    at least i wont get athletes face.

    • 1

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      At least I won't be all sugary and slimy and be plucked by giant herbivores that eat fruit.

  • 17

    shoos1

    12 years ago

    More durable and warmer!

    • 13

      Christian

      9 years ago

      Also not wet.

    • 8

      Foxy Boxes

      9 years ago

      Just with a giant hole in the roof.

    • 3

      SunnyCrapCake

      8 years ago

      Which you could cover up.

    • 0

      Satoshima

      6 years ago

      Stinky shoes? Giant steps in them. Rats easily, same with peaches. Sweat from feet.

    • 1

      JustSomeRandomGuy

      6 years ago

      Your house would not rot or smell

    • 0

      GalaxyUnicorn

      5 years ago

      Christian (a idiot) -- "Also not wet" Well sir you are the dumbest idiot in the guiness books well done! If you didn't know, shoes have little holes in it so you can enter your feet in it.. weirdly, every shoe does.. isn't that strange ._. you know what's also crazily weirdly true? If your desired shoe is a heel, first of all, you'd practically have no shoes. Second, it's got no roof either so.. even if you have a boot you'll have a giant hole in the roof..

    • 0

      Gaxxy

      5 years ago

      @GalaxyUnicorn a idiot? yup. that's good grammar.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      And hollow.

  • 8

    methebookworm

    12 years ago

    Your house would not smell or rot.

  • 6

    BananasGoMoo

    9 years ago

    i can be james

  • 6

    AtheistPanda

    10 years ago

    I would eat myself out of house and home.

  • 6

    ImprovShoes

    10 years ago

    I'd have so many children, I wouldn't know what to do!

  • 6

    JennLovesGod2

    12 years ago

    Peaches are sticky. Shoes are warm and cozy

  • 6

    BEKAH

    12 years ago

    a giant shoe is more mobile then a giant peach! and the peach would rot and then you would have nothing

  • 5

    Questionare

    9 years ago

    Eat it and survive

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      And you will have no home unless you live in a home that is inedible. (Besides, fruit is gross in my opinion.)

  • 4

    WaterSpace

    9 years ago

    Giant Princess Peach!

  • 4

    Gabrielle Hircine Ko

    10 years ago

    Shoes don't rot. :3

    • 0

      45connor45

      5 years ago

      And you don't read the description.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      @45connor45 And you don't see the context. The description generally said "Your house would not smell or rot." It does not imply that the second option only will smell or rot. Understand before you comment like that next time.

    • 0

      Jack3045

      3 years ago

      As long as the house won't rot i'm fine

  • 3

    Drunkenstein

    5 years ago

    Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

  • 3

    lolwut

    8 years ago

    Everyone read desc... Argument invalid...

  • 3

    James Braggins

    8 years ago

    I'd be known as James and the giant peach bitch please I'd accept that...

  • 3

    Jeremy Byrd

    8 years ago

    It depends what shoe your living in??

    • 0

      GalaxyUnicorn

      5 years ago

      all shoes have a hole to put your foot in so blues are game over when it snows, they say " cosy and warm" but think 'bout it.. what happens when they're freezing from snow? well they're fucked up. And heels? Dang you gonna die.. Rain? you're gonna be very damp, sunny? gonna have sunburns if you have vests on or face be burnt.Snowy? Fucked.. Fog? what is a thief came to your house, you'd be able to see more but you'd also be screwed as you have no places to hide your money/jewels or hide so you're fucked their, too. 'Bout that, if you had a heel as a house and it was a zombie apocalypse forget your house your screwed

  • 3

    Teresa Eastman

    9 years ago

    You would probbably get all sticky inside a peach

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Yep. And they are disgusting as well. I would rather live in a hummingbird Bundt cake than a peach.

  • 3

    Jamesasaur

    9 years ago

    Well my names James anyway so I wouldn't. Eed to fuss two much with the paperwork or my name under the peach and the animals would remember my name quite easily from the start come to think of it

  • 3

    horsedickdotmpeg

    10 years ago

    Have you guys never seen the movie?

  • 2

    jonybull

    5 years ago

    shoes smell realy bad after some time

  • 2

    Maona

    6 years ago

    Peach would rot,BUT he never said we could buy another house and live there and this would be my dessert.YUM!!!

    • 0

      GalaxyUnicorn

      5 years ago

      But he also said in the description that it WOULDN'T rot so you don't need a fridge you could cut off about 1/2 metre squared of peach wash it under water and eat it or bake it into a pie.. Daz nicccce

  • 2

    Troll -_-

    6 years ago

    I can create rooms with my mouth

  • 2

    asd

    6 years ago

    Is there a giant foot that owns the shoe? Because that may be problomatic.

  • 2

    Tortolllio

    9 years ago

    Damn, I forgot about insects.

  • 2

    aekea

    9 years ago

    if i lived in a giant peach i would die from an allergic reaction ):

  • 2

    TVG16

    10 years ago

    Does anyone read the info telling you that your house would not rot or smell? Just wondering...

  • 2

    jose torres

    10 years ago

    a peach would rot

    • 0

      Diddly

      9 years ago

      or read the description.

    • 0

      GalaxyUnicorn

      5 years ago

      I wish blue people would be smarter.. it's cringey the things they say

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      @GalaxyUnicorn I wish red people would have more common sense as well. While a shoe is leathery or out of some other fabric, peaches are slimy and sugary. And you can be eaten by giant frugivores. Who wants that? Not me, of course.

  • 2

    terriann

    11 years ago

    Peach fuzz gives me a rash so that was an obvious choice for me!

  • 0

    blake

    1 month ago

    the mold though

  • 1

    harry

    1 year ago

    You've got a hefty amount of food to eat.

  • 0

    luna

    1 month ago

    as how

  • 0

    luna

    1 month ago

    i wold rathe live in a showe because if you lived in a peach it my be eten so no more home

  • 1

    Michael Reddig

    3 years ago

    There would be so many bugs.

  • 1

    justabluewhale

    4 years ago

    bitch im starring in James & The Giant Peach

  • 1

    Guacam013

    4 years ago

    My name isn't James, but whatever.

  • 1

    Gaxxy

    5 years ago

    Jordans.

  • 1

    Noozi

    5 years ago

    I don't want a house that can rot

    • 0

      GalaxyUnicorn

      5 years ago

      I'm going super sayan over these retarded blues.. Read the FECKING DESCRIPTION

    • 0

      Thedecider

      4 years ago

      BOOK AN EYE FUCKING APPOINTMENT

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      @GalaxyUnicorn How about YOU read the description? It said it would not "SMELL or ROT," not just "rot." Stop being so close-minded on such topics.

  • 1

    CrazyGamerz

    5 years ago

    in james and the giant peach the peach never rot

  • 1

    SkyUsanin

    5 years ago

    Because I watched Kiss X Sis

  • 1

    Danny

    6 years ago

    if you live in a giant shoe you would have a nursery rhyme about you :)

  • 1

    Ryan Brown

    6 years ago

    You will smell the shoe

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      Description said it would not smell or rot. Context, next time.

  • 1

    PythonPlayz

    6 years ago

    The peach would rot, become sticky, drip on you all the time, and a lot more terrible things. *Cough* Decay *Cough*

    • 1

      Elena

      6 years ago

      the description says it wouldn't smell or rot... you didn't read that did you? :|

    • 0

      GalaxyUnicorn

      5 years ago

      Do blues ever become smart people?

    • 0

      Thedecider

      4 years ago

      You're coughing because your brain and eyesight is dripping OUT OF YOUR FUCKING NOSE ESPECIALLY YOUR EYESIGHT

    • 0

      [deleted]

      3 years ago

      @GalaxyUnicorn Do reds ever stop being so high-and-mighty because other people have different opinions than others? People these days.

  • 1

    JohnJohnson

    6 years ago

    I would just live in some random guys shoe and go around the world traveling on his shoe.

    • 0

      GalaxyUnicorn

      5 years ago

      but his foot would trap you in the lining of the shoe and his socks.. or even worse, his footskin! if you're lucky you'd have some space between his toe if his foot is short but you wouldn't really have enough space, even then to have entertainment as pokemon cards would go everywhere, and what if you're shoe owner loves football and he starts kicking the ball you be thrown into the shoe and on his foot then he'd think he;s got a stone in his shoe, take it off start shaking it and you'd be #HOMELESS

  • 1

    derrickmkb

    7 years ago

    Livin' in my JAWWDINZ...

  • 1

    Thecherrygirlie

    7 years ago

    so im james now

  • 1

    sha naynay

    7 years ago

    Peaches are circular and are harder to fit furniture in...

  • 1

    Dasda

    8 years ago

    Nom nom

  • 1

    Shelby_h22

    8 years ago

    why would you want to live in a peach? it would rot and smell awful compared to a shoe

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