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70% Never understand the concept of time

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Meaning you will not be able to tell time or anything related to time. And never understand anything involving sex.

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  • 281

    melhimshaker

    9 years ago

    Why should I care to understand sex , I just enjoy it. I would rather want to understand time . Its origin, it flow and its destination.

    • 28

      Sandypengu

      8 years ago

      Never mind, back on board, didn't think of it that way!

    • 52

      bones

      7 years ago

      you don't need to understand sex to have sex, but u need to understand time to use it

    • 18

      john117

      7 years ago

      but even so, life would be so much simpler without the concept of sex.

    • 24

      gjossep

      7 years ago

      It does not say that you get to learn about time...

    • 10

      Newmetalfriend

      7 years ago

      Genius

    • 5

      Nikolai0169

      7 years ago

      hey doctor, how are you?

    • 9

      MR.POTATO

      6 years ago

      you smart son of a bitch...

    • 8

      Umar

      4 years ago

      Dang it, wrong decision

    • 3

      cici

      4 years ago

      true don't think about it just do it #genius

    • 3

      deathfire09

      4 years ago

      yeah thats just great

    • 4

      CUNT

      4 years ago

      STDs and unwanted pregnancy

    • 1

      harry368368

      4 years ago

      well,never understand the concept of time is terrible.

    • 2

      savirino98

      4 years ago

      "I lasted.... wait how long is 3 seconds?"

    • 2

      put_witty_username_here

      4 years ago

      Truly? We already don't understand the time concept so yes,

    • 2

      Liseyo

      4 years ago

      I'd rather not get pregnant

    • 2

      deeznutzeez

      4 years ago

      ouve never lid

    • 1

      PIGS4LIFE

      4 years ago

      HORNY AS HECK

    • 0

      MindlessPanda

      4 years ago

      u r ao right!!!

    • 0

      Elizabeth Rosado

      4 years ago

      My mom has her heart set on grand kids

    • 1

      Alexa

      4 years ago

      Have fun with STD's

    • 1

      yo fat mother

      4 years ago

      some people are dumb

    • 0

      Donald Trump

      4 years ago

      It doesn't say you'd never know how to. It just says you'd never understand the concept of it. Works for both options I guess...

    • 1

      joe

      4 years ago

      Good point

    • 2

      r0b0tic j3lyfish

      4 years ago

      john117 without sex the human race would be gone.its for repopulation, it wasnt invented for fun. human nature motherfucker

    • 0

      Big D

      3 years ago

      I know right

    • 0

      Britton_Cru

      2 years ago

      u might get STDs

    • 0

      Im awesome

      1 year ago

      @gjossep Never means Never

    • 0

      speedy666666

      1 year ago

      meh, u need to know HOW to have sex whilst time, fuck it

    • 0

      Emy06

      11 months ago

      I think it's better to don't understand time cause if you dont understand what is sex and the consecuences you could ruin your life already

    • 0

      Cody

      9 months ago

      Your an idiot you wont understand its origin you will be able to look at a clock and be able to tell time or look at a clock and not understand what it means so you will have the same knowledge

    • 0

      JareBear

      3 months ago

      You sort of need to understand time. Making sure you are not late to anything, timing so then you can use most of your time effectively. Concept of sex though, that is sort of less important. You at least know what the protection is for but never know why, just knowing that it is important. It gives off instructions on it to show when it is needed and how to put it on. Both are a bit rocky but knowing time I would say is a quite a bit more important.

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    DougKellner

    10 years ago

    When you're in your sexual time, you don't understand the concept of time. Fact.

  • 51

    Brendan

    10 years ago

    You could ponder the concept of time and have sex rather than ponder the concept of sex and be bored with time.

    • 5

      Sandypengu

      8 years ago

      Okaaay, now I DEFINITELY want to change my answer!

    • 1

      Lawrence

      8 years ago

      You made my decision.

    • 10

      canthinkofname

      8 years ago

      You don't have to understand the concept of sex if your partner understands it for you (:

    • 6

      Advance

      8 years ago

      But you can still have sex! It's not as if you can't do something just because you don't understand it. By that logic, I wouldn't be able to ride in a plane. Also, you'd never be disappointed with sex, it'd be a new experience each time.

    • 3

      >MilSim<

      7 years ago

      Well what the fuck would happen if you aren't wearing a condom and you dont know when to "pull out" because of your lack of understanding the concept of time? BOOM, childeren

    • 0

      NoriMori

      5 years ago

      You made up my mind.

    • 0

      Charmander

      4 years ago

      You Could Of Had Sex Before This Qeustion LOL

  • 28

    Marmadukes

    8 years ago

    "Hold on, do I stick it in before or after I take clothes off? Which is which? So if the clothes are already off, we do it? How do I know you didn't already put your clothes back on? How did you get here?!"

  • 23

    dreamniffler

    8 years ago

    You wouldn't be able to function in the modern world without the concept of time; you'd be entirely reliant upon others to get you places and to wake you up and put you to sleep and things. But hey, if you can still get laid, what does it matter, eh? ;D

    • 28

      Connor Russell

      8 years ago

      I agree! Also, you would never be able to have a steady job because you'll always be late.

    • 1

      MindlessPanda

      4 years ago

      @dreamniffler ur right coz if there was no time, i would die.

    • 2

      SunshineGlow

      4 years ago

      @MindlessPanda It's not UNDERSTANDING the concept of time, not there being no time.

  • 14

    Grickel

    8 years ago

    Most people don't anyway.....

    • 2

      duffany1

      7 years ago

      As a matter of fact, no one really understands the concept of time...

    • 0

      Nick3.141592

      7 years ago

      @duffany1. I do. Its easy once you realise time=space² and so, space²=time. Once you get that, it makes sense that while the universe is infinite, time is doubly so. But, on the other hand, for everything, there is an opposite. So technically, - space²= -time, and vice versa. So TECHNICALLY (and theorietically) speaking, the concept of "time" is something that we humans made up. So, there is no such thing as time. (Theoritically speaking again.)

    • 1

      Kailey

      4 years ago

      wtf, so confused

    • 0

      DerpyGuy

      4 years ago

      @nick wut the fuck are you on about?

    • 0

      Komaeda Nagito

      4 years ago

      @Nick3.141592 first of all if x^2=y means the square root of y=x not x=y^2. Also, time is one of 2 directions added by the 4th dimension. Humans didn't make time, as progression through time is simply travelling in a direction. The only difference between time and east is that we can't observe the opposite of time and our movement throughout the 3rd dimensional directions control our movement through time. The complicated thing is when you get to relativity causality and space-time. 2 observers can disagree about time, but will always agree about space-time and causality. https://youtu.be/gg85IH3vghA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YycAzdtUIko I can understand what most people think time is and some parts of what time really is, but as long as I can't comprehend the 4th dimension and I can't pick it up with any of my senses, I can't understand time.

  • 10

    hendrxson

    9 years ago

    so we had sex for how long? im sorry i dont understand what you are saying to me

  • 8

    deadtreekid

    9 years ago

    brendan deserves a slow clap for that one

  • 6

    Cameron Floyd

    7 years ago

    Time is an illusion. Sex is real

  • 5

    molester moon

    6 years ago

    I don't need sex, I DO need time though

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Agreed.

    • 0

      Kaelin

      1 year ago

      same. I'm asexual so I already don't understand the appeal of sex but I need more time

  • 4

    Laravds

    4 years ago

    I'm asexual, I don't need to understand anything that I don't want to do

  • 4

    Josef Hansen

    8 years ago

    I Can still have sex?

  • 4

    Jordan Clover

    8 years ago

    I'd honestly rather be a sexually challenged Doctor Who.

  • 4

    Sandypengu

    8 years ago

    You don't have to understand it to do it!

  • 3

    DrLike

    4 years ago

    I want sex

  • 3

    Xoxin

    6 years ago

    Understanding the concept of time is actually pretty important.

  • 3

    big115bird

    7 years ago

    I actually have a hard time with time...no pun intended, it's a unit of measurement and all but why use it in anything but academic stuff?

    • 0

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      To avoid missing your train or being late for work and avoid getting fired, for example.

  • 3

    Stephen Mills

    7 years ago

    "Let hot pocket cool for 1 minute before eating." This is important.

  • 3

    courageoftheheart

    8 years ago

    I got more important shit to do than thinking about sex all the time.

  • 3

    Patrick Lessmiller

    8 years ago

    Uhm, I give zero fucks about sex.

  • 3

    Natalya Moon

    8 years ago

    Asexuality is, once again, a wonderful thing. Sex is meaningless, messy, primal, tedious, and dull.

  • 3

    Tamlen

    8 years ago

    Nice try internet, but my faith in humanity went down the drain long before this.

  • 3

    Mati

    8 years ago

    apparently to concur the skill of time travel time must be forgotten and never be thought of again and secondly you know how to do it. Gigity !!

  • 3

    cerpintaxt

    8 years ago

    never said I couldn't HAVE sex... I just wouldn't understand what's going on I guess

  • 0

    GDDYT9000

    2 days ago

    without the concept of sex image all the stds that will be knocking at my door

  • 2

    Nathan Pearce

    4 years ago

    Im asexual

  • 2

    Tia

    7 years ago

    If you didn't understand sex how would you get turned? And you probably wouldn't know what you were doing which would make a bad experience for you and your partner.

  • 2

    Hobo Joe

    7 years ago

    Doesn't matter just have fun

  • 2

    Pinkie Pie

    7 years ago

    You could be like Captain Jack Harkness.

  • 2

    Marshall Clowater

    8 years ago

    i already have a high grasp of time. i dont want to lose that. sex on the other hand, well, who gives a fuck, amirite?

  • 2

    YouAreAPeasant

    8 years ago

    You're all bunch of slutty peasants.

  • 2

    Anja

    8 years ago

    I'd pick time before sex, actually. I would seriously freak out if I never knew the time.

  • 2

    IsNotShort

    8 years ago

    I'd just have to have the Doctor repeat himself.

  • 2

    Mike Rider

    8 years ago

    Time is easy to understand it's like a big ball of yarn, a big ball of wibbly wobbley timey whimey.

  • 1

    Satan

    1 year ago

    See I already have no concept of time so Lol

  • 0

    Yumy

    1 month ago

    Imagine not being able to tell if you are having sex lol

  • 1

    Riolucake

    3 years ago

    I know what it's supposed to mean, but sex can also be seen as like, gender (Biological gender) so I don't really care 'cause I'm nonbinary. Loopholes. I have found them.

  • 1

    Soren__

    4 years ago

    fuck i don't understand time anyway

  • 1

    KmK

    4 years ago

    i dont think anyone fully understands time anyway

  • 1

    ILiekTurtlez

    4 years ago

    ...And that's how, kiddies, I ended up with 27 children

  • 1

    Kitty

    4 years ago

    Do we even understand the concept of time anyway

  • 1

    Mercrist_089

    4 years ago

    I don't get the concept of time anyways. Nobody does.

  • 1

    Pixeljunkie

    4 years ago

    I don't understand time right now, as in what is it, an order over event? Cause and effect? Tool of measurement?

  • 1

    Saxton Hale

    6 years ago

    I don't understand time anyway, never will do either...

  • 1

    ttommy0411

    6 years ago

    What's sex

    • 0

      MyCotingaBird

      1 year ago

      Sex can mean male or female, or intercourse that usually makes children.

  • 1

    Eldrako10

    6 years ago

    If you chose Red, then you probably couldn't have children without adopting.

  • 1

    The Jazz Mann

    6 years ago

    Fucking genitals, how do they work?

  • 1

    Dallas Justin Crank

    6 years ago

    I don't get laid anyway.

  • 1

    OMFGaPOTATO

    7 years ago

    I don't understand the concept of time anyway.

  • 1

    OMFGaPOTATO

    7 years ago

    I don't understand the concept of time anyway.

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