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75% soil yourself and have nobody know

25% not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did

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Soil yourself and have nobody know
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Not soil yourself, but everyone thinks you did

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No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it.

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    p01arb33r

    10 years ago

    farmers get soil on them all the time

    • 142

      LOLking

      10 years ago

      I love you.

    • 149

      TheFarmer

      10 years ago

      Yes, yes we do.

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      .......SUPRISE......

      10 years ago

      nice thanks

    • 10

      SunnyCrapCake

      9 years ago

      Thanks.

    • 9

      kelkonerri

      9 years ago

      -Dies at this comment- STAHP LMAO

    • 90

      glitchface

      9 years ago

      SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT SOILED IT

    • 10

      glitchface

      9 years ago

      i don't fucking know xD

    • 3

      Bjama

      8 years ago

      R u married jk lol thanks ya made my day

    • 6

      destroyedprawn

      8 years ago

      What if you were on the toilet

    • 10

      Jacob Dittmer

      8 years ago

      "I didn't shit!" "Yes you fucking did!" vs leaving quietly.

    • 6

      musicphantom1901

      7 years ago

      I regret my decision.

    • 6

      Evalgra

      7 years ago

      According to the description, I could soil myself, and if I tried to tell people I did nobody would believe me. Lol.

    • 10

      Micah Frazier

      7 years ago

      Fuck what other people think

    • 0

      Sebastian Carman

      7 years ago

      total rofl bruh dont know what it means. Yes I would rather get soil on myself than soil myself, but srsly tho im dying right now. If anyone does'nt know what soiling yourself is, it means to sh*t you pants

    • 5

      ISuckAtNames

      6 years ago

      Who said you cant prove it by showing them your not-soiled-on ass cheeks? XD

    • 1

      DerpleMerp

      6 years ago

      It means go to the bathroom on yourself

    • 1

      Sonikku

      6 years ago

      Lol Garden work for me

    • 1

      Quadrax Mkakapo

      6 years ago

      skills... the skills...

    • 0

      kingman

      6 years ago

      :D

    • 1

      Trevor

      6 years ago

      hah

    • 1

      ianisepicc

      6 years ago

      LOL

    • 2

      YoutubePhan

      6 years ago

      lol

    • 1

      funkydude

      6 years ago

      lol that is off the hook crazy boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • 0

      BraZZers

      6 years ago

      i'm fuckin invisible

    • 0

      BraZZers

      6 years ago

      i thot it ment bury yourself lol

    • 0

      Emma Swan

      6 years ago

      Yeah, and do they complain?

    • 0

      Blitz

      6 years ago

      The perfection of this scenario

    • 0

      supkk

      6 years ago

      I don't see how they couldn't get it on them

    • 0

      DareBear

      6 years ago

      nice

    • 0

      Katrina

      6 years ago

      W-When it says soil ..... that is SO not the meaning....

    • 0

      foxytheguardkiller

      5 years ago

      Dude it ment crapping ur self

    • 0

      chase

      5 years ago

      lol

    • 1

      Jasomace

      5 years ago

      It's the shit kind of soul

    • 1

      revenge of the toilets

      5 years ago

      Wrong type of soil...

    • 1

      Alexa

      5 years ago

      p01arb33r i can relate to your joke. Made my fucking day.

    • 1

      KyleThomas

      5 years ago

      Yeah!

    • 0

      Meme

      5 years ago

      Trueee

    • 0

      Tristan

      4 years ago

      Loophole. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 73

    Rythmbot

    10 years ago

    Eff that. I'd just drop my pants and be like, "WHAT NOW, B*TCH??"

  • 51

    Greg

    10 years ago

    "No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or DIDN'T do it." :Guys I'm serious that one time we were all at the food court I totally shit myself!! :Whatever dude no one believes you..

    • 15

      Bradley

      10 years ago

      made my day :)

    • 0

      Jose Luis Zaragoza

      9 years ago

      hahaha really guys, why don't you believe me? hahaha

    • 6

      xazzax

      7 years ago

      "Come on, guys, look at this, there is literally sh*t covering my pants!" "No one cares, Joe. We all know that it's really just wet paper towels" "But... But... IT'S COMING OUT OF MY ASS AS WE'RE SPEAKING." "Yeah, I don't care about all that surgery you had to make fake poop come out of you. Just shut up and eat your food." "DOES NO ONE NOTICE OR CARE THAT I JUST SH*T ALL OVER THE FLOOR?!"

    • 1

      Bessy

      6 years ago

      I laughed for about 2 minutes after reading this.

    • 1

      slyRacoon23

      4 years ago

      "No man, I can prove it, it is not chocolate, I will lick it. "*starts eating his shit* , "Here, have some, I am telling the truth"

  • 34

    Isabelle

    10 years ago

    the worst part of soiling yourself is being embarrassed so if nobody knew it wouldnt be that bad

    • 5

      LeBatman

      10 years ago

      especially if it happened in the shower

    • 0

      Wolfe

      8 years ago

      @Lebatman oviously it is soposed to be in public

  • 14

    Frank LaNasa

    10 years ago

    You can clean shit up but can't clean the shame.

  • 12

    Sam

    10 years ago

    SOILED IT. SOILED IT.

    • 5

      Max Levinton

      10 years ago

      WT F man THATS the funniest shit ever literally ,And i mean the actual definition, Literally loled

  • 10

    Julian Lutz

    10 years ago

    Sounds more like a superpower to me

  • 10

    Swxxt

    10 years ago

    Today I learned people care too much about what other people think about them and would rather SHIT THEMSELVES.

    • 2

      Pedobear

      9 years ago

      But nobody knows. ...

    • 0

      Katrina

      6 years ago

      BUT NO ONE KNOWS YOU SHIT

    • 0

      lol

      5 years ago

      Katrina And Swxxt I laughed at your comments for 5 minutes

  • 9

    Johnny

    10 years ago

    I can always just pull my pants down. Besides, who wants shit or piss pants?

    • 5

      David Bell

      10 years ago

      well if its cold, well, you know the rest

    • 1

      Carter Paulette

      8 years ago

      No matter how much you try to convince them, people will always think you did or didn't do it

    • 0

      lol

      5 years ago

      Made my day

  • 7

    Destruction

    10 years ago

    If I smelled like cat piss, I'm sure you wouldn't want to be my friend.

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    Peter Wolodkin

    10 years ago

    BECAUSE I LIKE THE FEELING IN MY PANTS

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      Foxyvsfreddy

      6 years ago

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    • 0

      MrBeast

      1 year ago

      well, i think you are too crazy foxyvsfreddy

  • 6

    pkses

    10 years ago

    Then what's the problem?

  • 4

    MinecraftPonieZ

    8 years ago

    I just wanna get in on the f****** conversation....

  • 4

    Jordan

    10 years ago

    I can prove that I didn't

  • 3

    Foxyvsfreddy

    6 years ago

    Me: But really guys, that movie was SO FUCKING SCARY. I PISSED MYSELF. Guy1: No you fucking didn't, retard ME: ITS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. G1: Where the hell did you get that lemonade? ME: OH MY FUCKING GOD THERES A FUCKING PUDDLE OF PISS TRAILING FROM THE FUCKING CINEMA

  • 3

    Cdp11159

    9 years ago

    pull down your pants and show them... >:)

  • 3

    Gabby

    9 years ago

    Let's save the burning of clothes and the bleaching of my shower. Let people think what they want to.

  • 3

    trippygnome

    9 years ago

    As long as I know I really didn't I'm good. If you picked soil yourself that's just gross

    • 0

      Jose Luis Zaragoza

      9 years ago

      so u rather have the people think you soiled yourself than actually soil yourself but no one except you will ever know?

  • 2

    Matthew

    10 years ago

    Uhhh guys soil is pissing not shitting.

  • 2

    Matthew

    10 years ago

    The warmth could be nice.

  • 2

    David Bell

    10 years ago

    soooo, waaarrrrmmm

  • 1

    YourMama

    3 years ago

    I really don't give a shit what everyone else thinks. Especially the ones that soiled themself. :D

  • 1

    JustConcedeYT

    4 years ago

    Looking at it from the POV from another person, the question simply asks you if you would you rather soil yourself or not, and an answer becomes clear.

  • 1

    ideas

    5 years ago

    was it you who drew the dick on the wall written in SHIT?

  • 1

    ⒺⓁⒾ

    5 years ago

    Gross > Embarrassment

  • 1

    Secondian Thiridian

    6 years ago

    I legitimately pee myself all the time. Seriously.

    • 0

      Katrina

      6 years ago

      no one belives you

    • 0

      lol

      5 years ago

      SHUT UP ALL OF YOU ABOUT SHIT AND YOU ALL ARE MAKING MY DAY

  • 1

    Rhinorulz

    6 years ago

    I just found the ultimate loophole. As long as someone is there to observe, and/or you are wearing clothing on your lower half, you never will have to go to the bathroom. So when someone accuses you, you can just pull down your britches and show them that they are imagining things. And if someone Knows something, then they can't think otherwise.

  • 1

    Steve

    6 years ago

    I shart my pants enough. so I'm used to it.

  • 1

    ConnorDotEXE

    6 years ago

    i think i'd rather shit my bowels outta myself and have no one know much more than have everyone think i did

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    Shia LaBeouf

    6 years ago

    What if I tear my pants off? Will that be convincing enough?

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    Bentlybarkley

    6 years ago

    If no one knows what's the big deal

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    Lily_Da_Boss

    6 years ago

    hehehe I don't have to listen to everyones bull shit

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    LuigiEmeralds

    6 years ago

    &: *O*

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    deimos

    6 years ago

    Nobody knew.

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    Meghangg04

    6 years ago

    So you would want to walk around all day with crap in your pants. What's wrong with you people. Just fricken pull down your pants in public if you have to just to prove them wrong

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    Kevin

    6 years ago

    I could just show them that i didnt xD

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    Mythred

    10 years ago

    Stupid question.

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    Morgan Marie

    10 years ago

    dumb question. who the hell would pick red????

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    nigger

    1 year ago

    im based

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    DudeTM

    1 year ago

    I mean I didn't soil myself, why should I be offended by what people think I did, but didn't?

  • 0

    Sus Dude

    1 year ago

    easy decision

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    Ryker Rodrigurs

    1 year ago

    Well at least you'll be left alone to do whatever you want

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    rancer

    2 years ago

    immagina tu che dopo colazione ti cade il latte sulla maglietta, esci fuori e nessuno lo nota

  • 0

    Kyle Bell

    2 years ago

    XD

  • 0

    ppppppp

    2 years ago

    have sex with ur mum

  • 0

    Andrew

    2 years ago

    I don't want some random dumbasses think I soiled myself even though I didnt

  • 0

    jeffbob

    2 years ago

    same to u glitch face

  • 0

    jeffbob

    2 years ago

    p01arb33r u du man

  • 0

    Andre

    2 years ago

    Ha ha not funny

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    Coffeezilla_1026

    3 years ago

    he means pee

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