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  • 267

    Rof1 Waffl3

    6 years ago

    Why the fuck would you choose red.

    • 175

      Slyphoria

      6 years ago

      'Merica.

    • 282

      Freq-Sho

      6 years ago

      Cause I already have the crush of my dreams

    • 91

      Yasmin Sharp

      6 years ago

      ULTRA GAAAAYY

    • 43

      brianne

      6 years ago

      Because everyone loves deep fried mayonnaise or whatever the cool kids eat now a days.

    • 72

      denonymous

      6 years ago

      why the fuck wouldnt you choose red

    • 50

      Violeta Ordonez

      6 years ago

      Because some people already have their crush or because others do not like being in a romantic relationship and rarely have crush. DUH

    • 31

      .......SUPRISE......

      6 years ago

      i can buy my favorite apetizer wich is caviar with shredded gold sell it then get rich and share some with my crush then be able to have her

    • 22

      Neoman321

      6 years ago

      I would sell the infinite amounts of the appetizer and make so much money i could buy anything i wanted.

    • 24

      Froggers

      6 years ago

      What are you going to be able to accomplish with a crush? I had a crush on a woman for 5 years, asking her out multiple times ans nothing ever came of it. Red is the obvious choice. Everyone picked blue as a knee-jerk reaction.

    • 22

      harrison boyd

      6 years ago

      WHY THE FUCK WOULDNT YOU CHOOSE RED? INIFINITE BREADSTICKS AND CHEDDAR BAY BISCUTS MUTHAFUCKA. the defense rests

    • 10

      Alex King

      6 years ago

      Because I love mozzarella sticks.

    • 7

      Rochelle

      6 years ago

      Well what if the crush of my dreams dies, doesn't want to marry/kids, decides he no longer wants me? My favorite appetizers I could sell for $ and look for love. Plus I wouldn't have to pay for my favorite appetizer it's infinite amounts. Twice the profit.

    • 3

      setrakakan

      6 years ago

      I'm already in a happy relationship, must suck for you.

    • 18

      Advance

      6 years ago

      Yes, setrakakan, it does suck for us. That's why we chose blue XD

    • 4

      Noy

      6 years ago

      Because crushes are extremely temporary and will most likely will end with you heart-broken really badly it being your dream girl; and food is awesome (and can be sold for lots of money)

    • 6

      .Mikayla.

      6 years ago

      I have a boyfriend and I like food more than people so...fuck you.

    • 11

      Thatoneguy567

      6 years ago

      The crush of my dreams is my favorite appetizer

    • 1

      zielxx

      6 years ago

      because i dont have any crush

    • 4

      alisox

      6 years ago

      Because I really really love mozzarella sticks?

    • 3

      Storm Stormzus Wagner

      5 years ago

      Because one will get old..... The other gets stale but fuck it there's always more!!!!!

    • 2

      Elisabeth

      5 years ago

      I have the crush of my dreams and it's brilliant - I wouldn't give him up for food.. but then again, I'm not american ;)

    • 2

      Smith

      5 years ago

      I really like chicken wings and could end world hunger. HELP OTHERS AND MYSELF OVER SIMPLY MYSELF

    • 1

      Dajah

      5 years ago

      I already have the one I love. And I get unlimited quesadillas ? Hell yeah.!

    • 0

      John Shepard

      5 years ago

      Man, f*cking Miranda was so hot I'd love to get her again

    • 2

      wartpig

      5 years ago

      she/he is just a person and WILL let you down at some point. sadly people are trash. so ill take the nom noms that will never dissapoint. there are plenty of other people to use for your needs

    • 5

      Rochelle

      5 years ago

      So I can sell the appetizers and make money. Besides, it didn't say 'love of your life' it said 'crush of your life' there's no garuntee that your crush is going to be with you for long. Make money and then find your truer e

    • 2

      Bushlord

      5 years ago

      Cuz I'm hungry nigga

    • 2

      Jster

      5 years ago

      Because garlic bread is just too good

    • 8

      JackTheGoat

      5 years ago

      You would choose red because my favorite appetizer is pineapple and I could distribute infinite amounts of pineapple and end world hunger, plus sell infinite amounts of pineapple to Aliens in return for cool shit from space.

    • 3

      JackTheGoat

      5 years ago

      Also end world thirst, The pineapple, a two in one flower fruit.

    • 3

      Stan Lee

      5 years ago

      because the crush of my life loves this appetizer. i shall call her over here and eat with her. Then i have the crush of my dreams and my favorite appetizer to share with her

    • 3

      nlad720

      5 years ago

      cus im frickin hungry xD

    • 0

      Luke

      5 years ago

      If you already have the crush of your dreams....duhhh

    • 5

      Samuel

      4 years ago

      relationships come and go, the crush of your dreams don't mean it will work... besides... INFINITE FAVORITE FOOD!!! AND ITS FREE =D

    • 1

      Jose

      4 years ago

      because some nice orange flavored crush would be real good right now.

    • 4

      Ben Briggs

      4 years ago

      Because the word "crush" implies that you are not dating them. With my luck the crush of my dreams wouldn't love me back and I would suffer maximum heartbreak. But food is guaranteed

    • 1

      Ben Briggs

      4 years ago

      Because the word "crush" implies that you are not dating them. With my luck the crush of my dreams wouldn't love me back and I would suffer maximum heartbreak. But food is guaranteed

    • 1

      ilikelorde

      4 years ago

      Because some people like food

    • 1

      ilikelorde

      4 years ago

      Because some people like food

    • 1

      just Apple

      4 years ago

      Because my appetizer is blue

    • 0

      IttyBitty

      4 years ago

      I already have the crush of my dreams. This question was a no brainer.

    • 2

      MeGustaL0T

      4 years ago

      Wtf Who cares About food when it comes to YOUR LOVE LIFE!?

    • 0

      Jonas

      4 years ago

      Mozzerella sticks. kthxbye

    • 1

      Cody Dudash

      4 years ago

      It just says have the crush of your dreams, that doesn't mean that they like you back. Hell, they might not even know you exist.

    • 2

      Himane

      4 years ago

      Life is.. food.

    • 1

      Derek Perez

      4 years ago

      if we dont have a crush

    • 2

      Utah G

      4 years ago

      what kind of question is this?

    • 1

      bob

      3 years ago

      why would you choose red? maybe because it never said the crush of your dreams likes you any.

    • 2

      Charles

      3 years ago

      Cause im a lonely bastard who dont like people (btw bestiality ftw)

    • 2

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      3 years ago

      I could have infinite fresh out of the oven breadsticks from Olive Garden, Why the fuck wouldn't I, with this power I could attain any girl.

    • 3

      Gabriel

      3 years ago

      So you could donate large amounts to foodbanks amd charaties, and be able to help out many by supplying free catering to those to those who need it, (weddings, charity events) because not all of us are selfish

    • 1

      caden

      3 years ago

      because think of the graded cheeses and the crutons

    • 0

      caden

      3 years ago

      wait...

    • 3

      Skia

      3 years ago

      Infinite mozzarella sticks.

    • 2

      ~~Lucky_Girl~~

      3 years ago

      Guess what I'm married, I have 2 children, what do you mean by crush I'M ALREADY WITH HIM!

    • 2

      Mr. Chair

      3 years ago

      What if I'm 12 and in love with my math book? Obvious choice.

    • 2

      Zerto183

      3 years ago

      it only says you are with them.... not if you're HAPPY with them.

    • 1

      BleepBloop

      3 years ago

      @Freq-Sho me too

    • 2

      Red panda brony

      3 years ago

      @rof1 waffl3 Because i like food more than my crush lol

    • 1

      Red panda brony

      3 years ago

      @shia YES EXACTLY I LOVE MOZZARELLA STICKS

    • 1

      TOYAH

      3 years ago

      Because your favorite appetizer can be your crush's favorite appetizer. :)

    • 3

      RMFA8642

      3 years ago

      BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH

    • 1

      stalebagelz

      3 years ago

      My favorite appetizer is a drink from the fountain of youth ;)

    • 1

      alxg

      3 years ago

      when I say have I mean "HAVE"

    • 1

      EatingCereal

      3 years ago

      Because when you have your crush of your dreams you could make her buy shit for you

    • 2

      mathewnmichael

      2 years ago

      I HAVE ONE

    • 2

      Hannah_Horse

      2 years ago

      Becuase.. Duh

    • 3

      Fshazal

      2 years ago

      screw food, I like girls

    • 1

      marco rodriguez

      2 years ago

      What if your favorite appetizer is the pussy

    • 1

      Gabriel Rodriguez

      2 years ago

      What if the crush of my dreams is my favorite appetizer? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • 1

      swordslicer222

      2 years ago

      ikr -.-

    • 0

      Kickvin

      2 years ago

      Its kayla

    • 2

      The Wanderer

      2 years ago

      Solve world hunger

    • 0

      ungabunga

      2 years ago

      ME!!!

    • 2

      MasterMage819

      2 years ago

      My crush of my dreams is never gonna be real since I don't have one

    • 1

      xXDePotatoXx

      2 years ago

      #Cereal

    • 1

      Nate

      2 years ago

      Because my crush is beautiful

    • 2

      Justine

      2 years ago

      because food is life

    • 2

      Snow Leopard Queen

      2 years ago

      food is a lot better than having a boyfriend

    • 1

      Ethan

      2 years ago

      i already have blue she is my girlfriend

    • 1

      Gaming Aardvark

      2 years ago

      Infinite apetizer is kaviar which is worth loads, =infinite money and food :P

    • 1

      Gaming Aardvark

      2 years ago

      And I'm a gamer, why the hell do I need a girl?

    • 0

      a fox.

      2 years ago

      Im a fuckin fatty. Why not

    • 0

      Potato

      2 years ago

      Im trying to kill my self with type 2 diabetes im sorry D:

    • 0

      Dani

      2 years ago

      cause flipping appetizersssssss like yummy eggroll and nachos and fries and stuff okkkkk foreverrrrrrrrrr

    • 5

      NOT_A_PSYCHO

      2 years ago

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    • 0

      Raven

      2 years ago

      CAUSE IM FAT

    • 0

      Delaney

      2 years ago

      because you can feed starving people

    • 0

      [Unknown Person]

      2 years ago

      RIP

    • 0

      thenormalname

      2 years ago

      I'm greedy ;3

    • 0

      SwaggerTrevor

      2 years ago

      ....Can I eat my crush? If not, then red all the way... FOOD FOR YEERZ

    • 0

      auditour3

      2 years ago

      Ikr i would have the love of my dreams but not crush of dreams. Thats friendzoning

    • 1

      EliteGamerDj

      2 years ago

      would you be a fucking fatass or be a goodly married man/woman living happily ever after?

    • 0

      MCPvP

      2 years ago

      I agree with you Freq-Sho, and btw, we would have infinite amounts of it, eating it when we want to for the person above

    • 0

      Alex

      2 years ago

      Becase FOOOOD

    • 2

      timmyawesome20203

      2 years ago

      because my favorite apitizer is milkyway bars but I chose blue because I want to have a crush on jesus XD don't kill me plz

    • 2

      Noah Neumann

      2 years ago

      Food because what if the feeling isn't mutual. #lifeexperiences

    • 1

      mohamed

      2 years ago

      free food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1

      nope

      2 years ago

      outback bloomin onion

    • 2

      CHEESEY_POTATOES

      2 years ago

      Ik I don't think many people can stomach unlimited mozzarella sticks XD

  • 26

    derp herpington

    6 years ago

    end world hunger

    • 5

      pirate

      6 years ago

      actually, the world have already necessary food to end worlf hunger, the problem is the way it is distributed

    • 0

      poopypants

      2 years ago

      *le me dying at this guys neme *le derp herpington wat wat

  • 19

    Jeff Shigidy Hofer

    6 years ago

    I'd definetly rather have a meaningful relationship than get out of paying ten bucks for mozzarella sticks every once in a while.

    • 6

      Baddie

      6 years ago

      This website is so messed up. This isn't where I put my comment...

    • 3

      Meemo2

      5 years ago

      NEVA ENDING SAMOSAAAA

    • 8

      90068

      5 years ago

      Since when is a "crush" a meaningful relationship?

    • 0

      Utah G

      4 years ago

      only 21% picked red yet there are more red comments

    • 2

      liamthree

      2 years ago

      the crush of your dreams dosent mean you would gwt her/him/them

  • 12

    Kid123

    6 years ago

    Take all the free food Sell it for infinite money Get any girl you want

  • 12

    Cotton Ball Bennett

    6 years ago

    I don't have a crush. Fried pickles and jalapeno poppers are much better.

    • 0

      Icyfire

      3 years ago

      I don't have a crush either. :D

    • 0

      violetdaisy

      2 years ago

      YEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not the only one who DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING CRUSH!!!!!!(BTW my friends think i'm werd for not having a crush....)

  • 12

    EdwardNigma

    6 years ago

    Infinite Appetizers = Infinite free food.

  • 7

    Diddly

    6 years ago

    It never said you could get with the crush, Besides I already have a girlfriend who is amazing and i could take her on a date with the appetisers :D

  • 6

    Wayne Rooney

    4 years ago

    WHO THE F*** WOULD CHOOSE RED?

  • 6

    soulgravitymang

    5 years ago

    But the crush of my dreams is my favorite appetizer..

  • 6

    Swift

    6 years ago

    Free food :D

  • 6

    Daniel

    6 years ago

    love can't feed you

    • 1

      Karsh

      2 years ago

      Tell that to necrophiliacs.

  • 4

    Narwhalmuscial

    2 years ago

    Food is bae. Bae is not bae

  • 1

    Random Jo

    4 weeks ago

    Red - Solve global hunger. Celebrated as the saviour of the hungry. Gets infinite money from selling the appetisers without breaking a sweat. Can still get a girlfriend by being a player. Blue - Just has a girlfriend.

  • 3

    Apottzy

    6 years ago

    Olive Garden breadsticks anyone?? COME ON!

  • 3

    jessicapopcorn

    6 years ago

    Well...*clicks on blue* that was easy :)

  • 3

    wrathseed

    6 years ago

    The woman of my dreams, or free wings?! You are kidding...

    • 0

      Volleyball112

      1 year ago

      It doesn't mean that you will get together with her. You could have a crush on her, but she could hate you.

  • 2

    Ash

    2 years ago

    you could get a tasty treat on both if you know what im sayin ;)

  • 2

    Dragonator2000

    2 years ago

    WHO IN FUCKIN HELL WOULD CHOOSE RED

  • 2

    zach995

    3 years ago

    my crush is a total bitch so...

  • 2

    yo mama

    5 years ago

    everyone wants their crush

  • 2

    Eli C

    6 years ago

    seriously, it's CRUSH, not lover.

    • 0

      Utah G

      4 years ago

      a crush is someone you like. A lover is someone who likes you back

  • 2

    Saraptor

    6 years ago

    I already have the man of my dreams. Problem solved!

  • 2

    Jerry Jerryson

    6 years ago

    That is the greatest feeling ever.

  • 0

    Kory_A78

    3 weeks ago

    got the bewbs

  • 0

    YOUR MUM SMASHING ME

    3 weeks ago

    i would choose red becuase my favourite appetizers is diamonds get rekt cunts

  • 1

    Ku_jeclahay

    10 months ago

    I have infinite amounts of my favorite appetizer, be able to fulfill my life destiny/purpose and also being someone who doesn't like to get into romantic relationships? Holy shit, that is an easy deal. I can live with being single (in fact I prefer the single life) even if I did have a crush on someone (which I do) I still don't need to be anything more than friends, I still don't WANT to be anything more than friends with that person. After all, why should I spend every hour of every day of my life with another person when I clearly have a feeling, an instinct that tells me "This is NOT what you want..." whenever I do so much as THINK about the possibility of doing that..... Also, before you say "Oh you don't know what it feels like having a crush when you have one you will change your mind about relationships". To you, with all due respect, please pay more attention. I do have a crush on someone (as I said before), I do know what it feels like to have a crush on someone, and yet despite the fact I have a crush on someone (sidenote: and to my belief its a strong crush, the kind where you don't even be jealous if there with someone else as long as their happy, how do I know I wouldn't even be jealous, how do I know? because they are in a relationship with someone else, frankly he seems happy so I'm happy for him

  • 1

    IIIIIIIIII

    1 year ago

    This was a hard choice. Basically, it boiled down to an infinite amount of sex or infinite amount of extremely good food. I figured having more food is more practical and important to me. Also, if the world ever starves, I can feed myself and everyone around me.

  • 1

    Ben Dova

    1 year ago

    I would get SO fat

  • 0

    denshanosenshi

    1 month ago

    Infinite fried pickles! Hell yes!

  • 1

    InfectedWitSkill

    2 years ago

    Already have the crush of my dreams. :D

  • 1

    NavyW0lf

    2 years ago

    YOU END WORLD HUNGER IF YOU CHOOSE RED PEOPLE!!!ALL THE WOMEN WILL BE ON YOU!

  • 1

    ThanatosRune7

    2 years ago

    Food > Love

  • 1

    SirRekts

    2 years ago

    The crush of my dreams would buy me food. GO SALLY!!!

  • 1

    ZJBlah

    3 years ago

    MOZZA STICKS FO' DAYYYZZZ!

  • 1

    Jacksepticeye

    3 years ago

    The crush of my dreams? oh yeah!

  • 1

    Bill

    3 years ago

    comeon

  • 0

    Soren

    1 month ago

    BOth. I want a girlfriend and I want unlimited chicken tenders. WHY NOT TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND ON A DATE WITH CHICKEN TENDERS? :D

  • 1

    Gabriel

    3 years ago

    Be able to donate tons of food to foodbanks and feed many families, or be with the girl I like? The people who chose blue are so selfish

  • 1

    Cats_Before_Tats

    4 years ago

    what if by crush they meant the soda

  • 1

    Mattalyn Ryanne

    4 years ago

    I see not all of us have our priorities straight. food >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people

  • 1

    Cookies

    4 years ago

    why the fuck would people think you have to be American to love food? racist much

  • 1

    pabloidk

    4 years ago

    Only people that are forever alone choose red

  • 1

    Ron Ald

    4 years ago

    Can your crush not cook?

  • 1

    TheEthanator

    5 years ago

    HAVE the crush of your dreams, doesn't mean you get her

  • 1

    davidC

    5 years ago

    Appetizers are the crush of my dreams

  • 1

    Kuiqzs

    5 years ago

    Guys you could get a shit ton of junk food under like 50 bucks!

  • 1

    Kyle Biesterfeld

    5 years ago

    its an obvious choice

  • 1

    tomswift

    5 years ago

    My appitizer is diamonds im now rich

  • 1

    Bob Ingalls

    5 years ago

    Because I'm already married

  • 1

    Easton Francis

    5 years ago

    This just proves the fact that most people using this are single and have nothing better to do.

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