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If it was the 5 year old she would cry like all day but might get a new one when the 55 year old why would most likey die of sadess or something idk :P

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  • 306

    Petar Bajakov

    7 years ago

    Who the hell writes this shtuff anyway?!

    • 69

      Madison

      7 years ago

      Well sorry i got bored so i posted this

    • 301

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      I would MAKE the little girl watch me kill her puppy, and then I would rape the dead, lifeless carcass as if it was goat on rufes. I would then tie the little girl to a chair, clipping her eyelids off so she can't blink, and then make her watch me go to town on her grandmother. I would then kill the old lady's cat. Seeing how the old lady would die of sadness, I would wait 5 minutes so that there is a cold, wrinkly, lifeless corpse on the floor. I would then commence the necrophilia. After I am done raping the grandmother's lifeless body, I would then grind up the girl's parents, after kidnapping them, into a fine powder, mix it up with chili, and then force feed it down the child's throat. I would then cut each of her fingers off, one-by-one, until she has a 5 bloody stubs on each hand. I would then take off my pants and then force her to jerk me off and then I would then shove my cock into the child's mouth, gagging her, and then suffocating her. Her struggling got me off. I would then tie a weight to her foot, and drop her off the side of a nearby bridge, into a river, so that I can watch her struggle to stay aloft. That was the best day of my life. @Petar Bajakov lol I do :D

    • 148

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      oh gawd, please delete my comment? I think Im going to be sick... :{

    • 118

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      yeah, my brother got on, sorry everybody that was scarred by this :(

    • 77

      Conrad

      6 years ago

      bull fucking crap the my brother got on my account excuse bull

    • 53

      leghead

      6 years ago

      @xdpher i dont think i laughed that much at your comment ever.

    • 42

      Dragonite

      6 years ago

      I would kill the girl's dog. The cat doesn't bark its ass off while I try to sleep.

    • 54

      nikkie

      6 years ago

      Is there a way to report someone's post? Some people post the worst, most immature garbage on here.

    • 10

      7Devon7

      6 years ago

      I agree with xdpher. ill join him

    • 16

      Jacob Dittmer

      6 years ago

      The girl would get over it. Barely has a memory anyway.

    • 14

      o0AHK0o

      6 years ago

      a cat has 9 lives

    • 8

      Shaco Clone

      6 years ago

      @xdpher i do believe you need a new hobby or if you are right your brother needs to get a new hobby

    • 1

      Shaco Clone

      6 years ago

      BECAUSE THAT IS MY JOB

    • 5

      Nicholas Howland

      6 years ago

      @xdpher I laughed. Alot. my sides hurt

    • 6

      doubledice235

      6 years ago

      @xdpher shes going to bite your cock in half.

    • 5

      José Miguel O. Llerandi

      5 years ago

      Evil cat would kill you and grandma first

    • 1

      30secondstomars

      5 years ago

      @xdpher that got me off

    • 0

      Kat

      5 years ago

      I have no soul.

    • 2

      Bryan87

      5 years ago

      respect the elderly

    • 1

      Utah G

      5 years ago

      you my friend are ruthless. What did the little girl do to you?

    • 0

      Micah Philson

      4 years ago

      @xdpher have you ever heard of "A Serbian Film"? If not, read the synopsis on wikipedia. You earned it. That was like the sequel!

    • 0

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      Wow, I was an edgy little cunt two years ago. Can't believe my highest rated comment was about raping the lifeless corpses of a little girl, her dog, and a grandma. Lol.

    • 0

      [email protected]

      4 years ago

      @deleted i dont know what to say, the chili thing was ingenious tho...

    • 2

      Utah G

      4 years ago

      oh come on. 55 ain't old. Besides a little girl learning that life can throw a hurdle at you is far better than giving a 55 year old depression

    • 1

      PrinceKitty

      3 years ago

      i don't even like dogs, cats are way better

    • 1

      Rabu Tsuyoiude

      3 years ago

      @Madison idc how bored you were. That shit's just terrible!

    • 1

      >:D

      3 years ago

      @deleted You are a fucking pervert pedophile i would skin you alive if i could you fucking pedophile i hope you burn in hell, saying you would torture a little girl like that fuck you fuck you fuck you

    • 1

      supressoractive

      3 years ago

      A heartless, nazi, satan-worshiping, FUCK-BOY

    • 0

      supressoractive

      3 years ago

      Also I couldn`t skip the question

    • 2

      Trenton Worthy

      3 years ago

      Dogs suck.

    • 0

      BrownieCakes

      3 years ago

      she would die of sad ness meanies

    • 1

      Moe1312

      3 years ago

      I would MAKE the little girl watch me kill her puppy, and then I would rape the dead, lifeless carcass as if it was goat on rufes. I would then tie the little girl to a chair, clipping her eyelids off so she can't blink, and then make her watch me go to town on her grandmother. I would then kill the old lady's cat. Seeing how the old lady would die of sadness, I would wait 5 minutes so that there is a cold, wrinkly, lifeless corpse on the floor. I would then commence the necrophilia. After I am done raping the grandmother's lifeless body, I would then grind up the girl's parents, after kidnapping them, into a fine powder, mix it up with chili, and then force feed it down the child's throat. I would then cut each of her fingers off, one-by-one, until she has a 5 bloody stubs on each hand. I would then take off my pants and then force her to jerk me off and then I would then shove my cock into the child's mouth, gagging her, and then suffocating her. Her struggling got me off. I would then tie a weight to her foot, and drop her off the side of a nearby bridge, into a river, so that I can watch her struggle to stay aloft. That was the best day of my life. Man you are messed up and so is your ugly ass face

    • 1

      hana

      3 years ago

      I don't want to see how old lady die with nobody ho loves she and kill a last live thing in she's house what is for her everything. Stupid little girl can buy another pet.

    • 0

      QuanDuck

      3 years ago

      I would have chose the red one if cat was a euphemism for something else :\

    • 0

      Noel

      3 years ago

      Agreed

    • 0

      TheFra

      3 years ago

      like i know right

    • 0

      BraZZers

      3 years ago

      the kid will forget easyly

    • 0

      Lizzie

      2 years ago

      The girl will think her puppy is asleep

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      2 years ago

      "It died of, um, cancer. Yeah." "But mommy said it wasn't even sick." "Um, sh-she didn't want to make you sad. Or something."

    • 0

      azif9

      2 years ago

      the women is about to die in a cuple of years! why not

    • 1

      Kousai

      2 years ago

      why the fuck did someone agree with that comment

    • 1

      grolarbearsarelife

      2 years ago

      this is horrible. either way. maybe the cat is old and is sick and I work for pet euthanasia

    • 1

      iblvicnfly

      2 years ago

      So so sad!

    • 1

      Alexa

      2 years ago

      Yeah. Also, i live near no old ladies, meaning i can't kill old lady's cat. The only old lady i know has a dog, no cat.

    • 1

      Alexa

      2 years ago

      And i like socializing with littel cidz in scuel

    • 0

      BBSleek_YT

      2 years ago

      DOG HATER

    • 0

      Thelemonylemon

      1 year ago

      messed up people

    • 0

      Anonymous

      1 year ago

      a girly girl

    • 0

      ryuk

      1 year ago

      why would u kill a kids puppy when the old lady is gonna die alone anyways

    • 0

      kira :3

      1 year ago

      I was thinking the same thing xD I randomly clicked

    • 1

      McKenna

      1 year ago

      IKR

    • 0

      Solarflame5

      1 year ago

      who the hell makes a 5 year old sad instead of an old lady who probably wont even care about a cat

    • 0

      Evalgra

      10 months ago

      This is some fucked up shit. I love it

    • 0

      Seancraigy

      6 months ago

      Your mama

  • 88

    Austin Ward

    7 years ago

    I like watching children's dream crushed, and their eyes fill with the tears of broken joy. This is why I became a teacher.

  • 28

    NipponKota

    7 years ago

    The old lady has lived her life anyway. I'd rather not scar the child.

    • 24

      Jessej1996

      6 years ago

      Plus she's probably got like 30 more.

    • 26

      ossmosse

      6 years ago

      What the, this cat is the only thing the old lady probably has left. All of her friends are probably dead or about to bit the dust. I'd kill the child's dog, A, to leave the elderly a peace before she passed away and B, teach the girl about loss. No one lieks a spoilt brat.

    • 1

      Professor Cactus

      5 years ago

      Why would you not?

    • 2

      Cweby Webcicle

      3 years ago

      so true i cant bare to see a small child cry

    • 1

      TheFra

      3 years ago

      wow this one is so hard

    • 0

      McKenna

      1 year ago

      For sure we have to feed the children

  • 21

    Nobodee

    7 years ago

    The lady might die. better scar than kill

    • 6

      Katelyn Stimpson

      6 years ago

      But if you scarred the kid, she might kill herself later anyway because of the experience, plus the old lady probably won't remember she had a cat anyway lol.

    • 9

      FreezingFire

      6 years ago

      Katelyn it says she DIES of fucking sorrow, thats fuckin sad man

  • 14

    Kyle

    6 years ago

    Kill the puppy. She'll forget about it after two weeks. It would ruin the old women.

  • 12

    Spassomonkey $_$

    6 years ago

    The old lady might not have any other friends/family that can be with her all the time

  • 7

    Mordecaithebro Kugle

    6 years ago

    Reall

  • 7

    YouAreAPeasant

    6 years ago

    Depends on the kid, really. If the kid has been through shit, like abuse and stuff then no. If she's an annoying brat, then that I'll kill the peasant's dog right in front of her.

  • 6

    Robbot

    6 years ago

    I hate cats...

  • 6

    Jen O'Malley Dorr

    6 years ago

    You guys think 55 is an old lady??

  • 6

    Eridan Ampora

    6 years ago

    puppies are adorable cats are little shits

    • 2

      Twisterlord

      3 years ago

      You're a little shit.

    • 2

      Wheatley33

      3 years ago

      MAN, WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING TASTE IN ANIMALS AS IF THEY WERE TOYS FOR YOU. IT'S A LIFE, AND IT HAS TO BE TREATED LIKE ANYONE ELSE!

    • 0

      GeekyWHO

      3 years ago

      lmao

    • 0

      Tiggoz

      1 year ago

      you suck

  • 6

    LOLking

    6 years ago

    I could never kill a puppy in my life

    • 3

      Kall4rk

      3 years ago

      But you could kill a cat? :o

    • 0

      Lamb sauce

      1 year ago

      Yeah! I hate cats... They're so scratchy and unlovable... Dogs are strong, have a function, and lovable...

  • 5

    PinkyWinkle

    6 years ago

    Hate Cats.....easy choice

    • 1

      Erik Baertich

      6 years ago

      High five.

    • 3

      Wheatley33

      3 years ago

      MAN, WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING TASTE IN ANIMALS AS IF THEY WERE TOYS FOR YOU. IT'S A LIFE, AND IT HAS TO BE TREATED LIKE ANYONE ELSE!

  • 5

    warriordude

    6 years ago

    fuck the blue ones dogs are loyal and smart cats are bitches

  • 5

    Breezy43z

    6 years ago

    I hate dogs you can hate now!!!

  • 4

    What

    6 years ago

    Builds character.

  • 4

    Sölvi Snær Jökuls

    6 years ago

    i dont like cats so...

  • 4

    katelynb13

    6 years ago

    The old lady would probably beat me up with her cane or something

  • 3

    alxg

    3 years ago

    i hate cats

    • 1

      Wheatley33

      3 years ago

      MAN, WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING TASTE IN ANIMALS AS IF THEY WERE TOYS FOR YOU. IT'S A LIFE, AND IT HAS TO BE TREATED LIKE ANYONE ELSE!

    • 0

      Lamb sauce

      1 year ago

      Wheatly, isn't this site about opinions? So shut the hell up, you dumbass..

  • 3

    j.greed

    5 years ago

    -.- I accidentally answered...I chose to skip

  • 3

    Redfacedanger

    6 years ago

    i hate cats and i hate old ladies.

  • 3

    Lachlan

    6 years ago

    couldn't handle the guilt of a child

  • 3

    Matthew

    6 years ago

    CATS FUCKING SUCK DIE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!

    • 2

      Twisterlord

      3 years ago

      Fuck you.

    • 0

      Wheatley33

      3 years ago

      MAN, WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING TASTE IN ANIMALS AS IF THEY WERE TOYS FOR YOU. IT'S A LIFE, AND IT HAS TO BE TREATED LIKE ANYONE ELSE!

  • 3

    May

    6 years ago

    because I hate cats

    • 2

      FreezingFire

      6 years ago

      So you'd rather have the old lady die than just hurt a little kid a bit

  • 3

    ButtsMcgee

    6 years ago

    I hate cats anyways

  • 3

    Vesko

    7 years ago

    Cats are less smart, so killing one would be a lesser loss than killing a dog. Still both are horrible, and not because of the pet owners, but because of the pets themselves.

    • 15

      neighborly

      6 years ago

      Yeah, I'm sorry, but you don't know what you're talking about. Just because cats have their own agenda and did not evolve as pack animals it does not mean they're less intelligent. Try picking up some books on the subject before spewing more drivel out into the world.

    • 3

      JoeyBonzo

      6 years ago

      You're a fucking moron, although I personally prefer dogs over cats, cats are proven to be more intelligent but just dont showcase every single thing they do

    • 3

      weirdo

      6 years ago

      JoeyBonzo, You are wrong as cats aren't "proven" to be smarter than dogs. IN ANY STUDY.

    • 0

      nikkie

      6 years ago

      To everyone who replied to Vesko...since he is entitled to his opinion just as you all are, I have to say....WHO CARES??

    • 0

      Vesko

      6 years ago

      @neighborly @JoeyBonzo Are you kidding?! Dogs are clearly smarter than cats, just as humans are smarter than monkeys. It is a scientific fact. Stating that "cats have their own agenda" doesn't help your theory any more than sending me to read books and studies, which don't exist.

    • 1

      FreezingFire

      6 years ago

      I think and old lady + a cat is much smarter than a little fucking puppy

  • 0

    TG_Maps

    1 day ago

    The 5 year old will get over it, the old lady might die from sadness.

  • 2

    David J. Burden Jr.

    3 years ago

    DOGS FOR LIFE

  • 2

    NovaTheNoviceDragon

    3 years ago

    yeah the old lady's probably used to death anyways and the little girl would have to live with that for the rest of her life so sorry grandma!

  • 2

    palkia684

    6 years ago

    I hate dogs... and cats... and basically every other pet with fur.

  • 2

    TheLolzMaster

    6 years ago

    I hate kids, plus I like cats more

  • 2

    xXxLegitFallenAngelsxXx

    6 years ago

    I don't like dogs .______. Plus killing a cat would break my heart.

  • 0

    LOLEVER

    2 weeks ago

    Sorry if you're a catgirl, but I don't give a fuck regarding cats they suck!!!

  • 1

    Jason Argott

    1 year ago

    Killing the cat is killing the Old Lady too. The 5 year old can get a new puppy.

    • 1

      DatOneStonedfesh

      1 year ago

      It would mentally scar the child for the rest of their life. Being scarred is more painful than death.

  • 1

    anna

    1 year ago

    The old lady is probably lonely, maybe because her husband is dead, and the cat is the only friend she has, so killing it would make her become even more sad, while if you kill the 5 year old girl's puppy, she would like cry for a day and then forget about it, and she has a whole family and a lot of friends to be with instead...

  • 0

    Ashley

    1 month ago

    old lady is gonna die anyway then the cat will be all alone so im just doing the cat a favor

  • 0

    RyRy

    1 month ago

    I'll just kill the 5 year old's puppy because... they are spoiled and ruthless so coming back to them on ruthless

  • 1

    Shadow6775

    3 years ago

    CATS ARE KINGS DOGS ARE DOGS NOT KINGS KINGS ARE CATTTS

  • 1

    Moe1312

    3 years ago

    I would MAKE the little girl watch me kill her puppy, and then I would rape the dead, lifeless carcass as if it was goat on rufes. I would then tie the little girl to a chair, clipping her eyelids off so she can't blink, and then make her watch me go to town on her grandmother. I would then kill the old lady's cat. Seeing how the old lady would die of sadness, I would wait 5 minutes so that there is a cold, wrinkly, lifeless corpse on the floor. I would then commence the necrophilia. After I am done raping the grandmother's lifeless body, I would then grind up the girl's parents, after kidnapping them, into a fine powder, mix it up with chili, and then force feed it down the child's throat. I would then cut each of her fingers off, one-by-one, until she has a 5 bloody stubs on each hand. I would then take off my pants and then force her to jerk me off and then I would then shove my cock into the child's mouth, gagging her, and then suffocating her. Her struggling got me off. I would then tie a weight to her foot, and drop her off the side of a nearby bridge, into a river, so that I can watch her struggle to stay aloft. That was the best day of my life.

  • 1

    Marcus

    3 years ago

    Kill cat because the grandma is gonna die soon anyway

  • 1

    Starducks Coffee

    3 years ago

    Seriously who would want to kill a poor gramma's kitty ?

  • 1

    chuckymorris

    3 years ago

    Kill a little girls bitch or a old lady's pussy... Hmm...

  • 1

    Ironmechgamez

    3 years ago

    Sorry grandma, but ms. B's gotta die.

  • 1

    Luis

    3 years ago

    the girl... i cant stand to see sad old people it kills me

  • 1

    jason9182

    3 years ago

    Deal with it its life!

  • 1

    Xander Harris

    3 years ago

    The kid dosnt have to know and will probaly forget but doing that to an old person is something i couldny do

  • 1

    Kall4rk

    3 years ago

    Don't care about dogs

  • 1

    jaynogains

    3 years ago

    She's got a bunch more lol

  • 1

    Addie

    3 years ago

    Cats pee everywhere and it smells really gross

  • 1

    Robert Gilliam

    3 years ago

    The puppy, im getting so much h8 for this m8. :p

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