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Matt
Fuck France
Sultano
Fuck your country man
Marcus Panico
Double fuck France. Rudest people on Earth.
Rustic_Chaos
same fuck frence
brittney
i regret my choice D:
Josh Noggle Waxenbaum
I thought that exactly before I even saw your comment lol
chum-bucket
Keepin it real
Jaylebyrd
va te faire foutre
berenkuntz
fuck france indeed,the people there are rude wusses. and their language sounds fucking stupid.
masterofgirls23417
Fuck france bitch
Rainbow Dash
LUNA IS BEST PRINCESS ANYWAY
Ludo Prigent
Fuck you, Americans are fat asses, did you already go in france ? So don't tell us that we are rude idiot, If you insult french people, don't yell after "Waww french are rude"
Microtor
Fuck your mom, france is one of the 3 best countries in europe, this is my top 3 3: France 2:UK And the best 1: Italy
Quing2077
i moved to france, i live and was born in england, but people laugh at me here. Hate it! :(
Jimjamjay
I'm English, I am allowed to insult France.
Amba
FUC-ING racists! But i have to admit i Will also ón the Moon!
Your-Boss-12
hey guys im happy to see you all enjoying our favourite British past-time... hating the French :) ...
Holly
loser...... I pick france ^_^
raiden
Dam ppl mad at this country, meanwhile in africa...
Jian
Then go have the vaccuum of space kill u
Reilly Hearne
they want our baguettes and poodles
Cody Dudash
Okay, how many people legitimately thought "Fuck France!" before they even saw the comments.
Cody Dudash
Not to mention, If you go to France, your just another one of millions of people who have gone to France. Only 12 people have been on the Moon, if you went to the moon, you would automatically be famous.
Glaceon999
I'd go to an alternate universe moon and get a woona of my own. FUCK YEAH!
[deleted]
I am french... and also; the moon is just a big dull rock.
Rick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7TrazyP3k
Utah G
buy as much stuff as you can from france, sell them, and profit
TB522
Been to France. The people in France suck. France sucks dick. Plus ALMOST ZERO GRAVITY!
Bree
I would say badly timed comment, then I realized how old this was...
Lightning833AJ
But Friday the 13th... Many Paris ppl died... is nobody #PrayingForParis?
afrowoman8
That is mean man like, really mean!
Gautier
I'm French, connards ! I take the Moon, I'm already in France.
VialityUK
You guys must feel like real assholes now for saying fuck france
~~Lucky_Girl~~
Lol my brother had a 3 week vacation he came back swearing like an ass hole "FUCKING FRANCE BLUE CHEESE AND HARD CRACKERS OH THE IFLE TOWER WHY WOULD I FUCKING CARE ABOUT THERE SLUTTY, SHITTY TOWER, AUSTRALIA HAS ULURU THE BIGGEST ROCK IN THE WORLD HA SEE FRANCE WE DONT NEED TO SEE YOUR ASS!" I'm just shocked of what he said... I don't care if it's 1 hour or 1 minute just being on the moon is awesome!
ThatNerdyChick
my friend went to france, she said they were really rude to her...i heard if you are from Canada and the france people know that because you gave like a canada tag or something, that they will be nice to you...idk just a rumor i heard...i mean im from Canada...and france sounds nice abd all but helloo no gravity! its like flying! which is why i chose moon
CheeseBeyond
WITHOUT no OXEGEN
shrek999
why?
Justinhulk
France rocks
LoftShift
they didn't say you would wear a spacesuit to the moon
angel weathernern
TO THE MOON!
Trenton Worthy
Fuck France I'M GOING TO THE MOON!!!
Mrs Cupcake
But...but...I think you're not really nice :( (I'm french, thanks for all the mean thoughts about me)
xXKarmaKoreXx
Fuck ALL of you assholes, racist fucking assholes.
officialpandastudios
you'd die
Sebastian
te bat ma
Natasuki
French people made French fries.. They also made people sad.. And French fries don't like sad people :(
Elea
Hum.. I'm french thx eveyone i love USA too
overlord
screw france I'm going to space
RTE
only because the moon option dosent give me a space suit
McNuggetsRV
Microtor i agree with you french is a great country and i like italy too but finland has the best schools Holland has the one of biggest harbors in the world. ( only china has 3 better ones.) America has the best army, India has the most civillians so yeah.
Starducks Coffee
How dare you say that after they have been attacked JE SUIS CHARLIE man !
Cinny-Buns
... This was years before the French bombing, bastard.
Sasha_the_Boss
I already live in france
alex1000
Why the moon it doesn't say that you have gear
Girls rule
That's mean
Joey
fuck i accidentally clicked the wrong one
☯Chilled☯
Hey moon can suck a dick... XD
NiceMeme
How's it going ISIS?
NiceMeme
How's it going ISIS?
IceCream
I know what will you do there you get chased by mimes painters painting you for 15 dollars
llNicoll
3 years later paris gets attacked...
eevee
Yeah, fuck the france
The Delta Snivy
Racist much.
SuperSteveKid
Racists But I would like to go to the moon
mastermc123
no oxegen on the moon
John Cena
not very many exciting things to do on the moon though is there?
Leevi
Yep
Pokemonguy
Fuck you
BraZZers
how long can u kids hot ur breath or tolerate 200C hot sunlight
yomama
well going to fucking france nowadays will be dangerous. since all the terror attacks. SO i pick moon :). they never said there wasnt wifi there :D
Unnamed
FUCK FRANCE FUCK FRANCE FUCK FRANCE FUCK FRANCE!
Alex
Fuck America
Assata
lmfao he said fuck france cus its the frikin moon
EthanTheCreator
Ok, we'll see if you can survive 1 hour on the moon without floating away, freezing, or getting choked to death from no oxygen because they didn't say you had equipment on.
bjoergcarla
I'm scared of space so.
Jay The Unicorn
Many people go to france, but how many people can say they've been to the moon!
leafyy
Fuck the moon
A Kawaii Snack
I live in France so im good, i regret this cuz that would be the most boring 1 hour ever
HellBoundDeadman
I Have A YouTube Channel Go Check it out URL- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdEswU5amNwiKVKQ_FA3dUg
SirPoseidon
fuck te leaafyy
Alexa
I have french lessons
IPlayTheMayonnaise
I don't care. We still win by 7K
CouldIhavemoreoats
bUT YOU MIGHT DIE
Matraph
It says nowhere that you can't sell those vacations
Cochon
I'm french dude
HighLordOfAlera
France fucked up english words. Most of the words in english that are pronounces differently then they are spelled (ie. guillotine, depot, faux) are from french.
christian bauer
ya know we have a saying in france for people like you: Allez vous baiser avec un cactus
rona
rude rude rude
FrossFairyEmpire
Giggity
Techie720
Yeah! No gravity for one hour is freakin awesome!
Funweygames
Fuck you.
Pyro
Careful what you f***. And watch the language
Bro
You could beat any story
Kids are mistake
If all my expences are covered why won't i just travel somewhere else :V
DuckyLightning
Wow, so mature.
ede
Pathetic racists, Go outside and get a girl you silly little children.
Aperture32
YOU WOULD DIE, THERE'S NO OXYGEN
Oui Oui
I agreed on Marcus's "Rudest people on earth" comment and can't undo it... :') Anyway, people in Paris are rude but come to smaller cities and you'll see how sweet we are :)
Tiger Hybrid 2006
I regret my choice now. Plus Aperture32, you would go up with a rocketship and a space suit! DUH
DerpKing
mates who chose to go to the moon... good luck up there with no way down, or a space suit. U might have had a magical shield protecting you as you are there for an hour... than probably death. GOOD LUCK
c O d R u M
as soon as i said this exact line in my head it appeared
Fullitenhund
That would be an awesome screensaver.
deadkraze
Ton's of people have had pictures of france and them in front of it like :D, But my facebook profile would be me with thumbs up with the fucking earth behind it :D
Pratches
Dude you convinced me!
Chad Busch
oh you saw the eiffle tower? bitch please i saw all of europe in a second!
John Murlin
All expenses paid! Fly to the moon while you're IN France. Then you get both.
Alexander Carlsson
France's space launches are made in either Russia or in French guiana.
Wolfenstein9598
You sir, just got told.
publicmasturbator123
i mean you can go to france almost anytime when you have the money and whatnot. But so little people will ever go to moon in this generation. in the future too, you can tell your kids "i went to the moon"
Your-Boss-12
@public... its really hard to take you serious...
the turbine turnip
There is no space shuttle in france lol
E.Warrior
you dont know what's underground...
The Delta Snivy
John, your a genius.
Squeaky Juice
I personally don't own a space suit, so instead of dying I'd rather see french bishes...
Reflxify
Aye true
TurdFerguson
Everyonw knows what happens in france. (get off plane, share a cab with a stranger, later abducted by that same stranger, be housed in a crackhouse, give a girl some clothing, get sold as a sex slave. Since your father isnt liam neeson, you wont be rescued.) GREETINGS FROM THE MOON!
Kris
Best comment on this question, lol!
Utah G
did you watch taken to many times?
McNuggetsRV
you totally stole that from family guy XD
poseidon
usually, i'm that stranger
Milymia
That sounds exactly like an episode of family guy...
Bruno Yorda
The moon sounds really cool, but one hour there is not better than 2 months scratching my balls in France.
taniya4429
only if i had balls
Nicholas
get moon rocks, sell them, profit, possibly enough to buy more than two months in france
Kris
You made me laugh, well done, lol
Adam
Dangit nich now i wanna change my answer.
~~Lucky_Girl~~
Lol bring a pick axe get a piece of the moon, sell it, get my boobs sucked
Chaotic_Narwhal
If you're the kind of person that will get bored of the moon in an hour, then please go to France because you are an incredibly dull person.
Commander19
Quite the other way around. What are you going to do on the mood aside from jump around and bang rocks together?
Lewis
Fuck this, everyone that said the France one is stupid as fuck, it's the moon!!!
Sultano
It would be interesting to know in which country you're living on
Rachel
It takes how long to get there? If it were for more than an hour, then I'd definitely take it! But for all of the travel time, it's not worth it. Plus we'd lose bone density and that'll suck when we're old.
Breezy
One hour on the moon plus 3 days in space (to get to the moon).
laura
what would I do in the moon? plus, it takes a lot of nausea to get there. No thank you, I'd rather party in france which has been my dream since i was 4 years old (I mean it, i was in a french school that brought us there in a field trip that i never got to enjoy)
[deleted]
Just...it's the Moon. THE MOON. It's beautiful. Humbling, too, like astronomy.
Blacky
I already live in France, so I don't give a f*ck. + Moon > All awnyway
zgaff1
There's nothing on the Moon
José Fonseca
>Have all expenses paid >Two months Who gives a fuck that the french are rude? I'd but the whole fucking hotel and invite all my friends over for a party that lasts 2 months! One hour on the moon? You guys are simply stupid.
José Fonseca
Aside from the fact that you'd probably die without a space suit.
Phillip Morris
Idiots, you can't get taken on the moon.
jake
2 months with the french fuck that
Ludo Prigent
You're a dumb Your french mother
Tyler
How many people can say "I've been on the FUCKING MOON!" I would love to go... memories looking up at it would make me tear up.... Now look what ya did I'm cryin here.
jhizzle244
50/50
ROBOTAKI
Why be on the moon for an hour when you can piss off Celestia and be there for 1000 years.
John Murlin
All expenses paid! Fly to the moon while you're IN France. Then you get both.
Paulo Barbosa
It's not everytime that we have the chance to go to the moon.
Castiel
Screw France. One hour of moon time and lots of selfies with the best backdrop ever.
TheDebator
No internet in space, and also phone floats away..
LordTetris
Which would be a better story. Yeah I went to France like MILLIONS OF OTHER PEOPLE. I WENT TO THE FUCKING MOON, but there was nothing there just rock.
Monsieur Putois
Too bad I'm already french. But if I wasn't I would choose France. 2 months with wonderful valleys, beach, mountains. Paradise on earth. If you keep french out of your way. xD
Mondasin
convince someone in france to charge me a billion dollars, with a contract that I receive half of the charged money in 9 weeks.
quintin
I could be the 13th person on the moon!
Poopfacest
How are these options even fucking close? I'm more disappointing than I have ever been in my life. It's not like you can't still go to France. IT"S THE FUCKING MOON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I"D CUT OFF 3 TOES TO GO THERE!
doggio1010
Meeting and banging with French boys people if I get pregnant they just remove the baby all expense paid
Austin J. Jones
I feel like there's not much to do on the moon
vietnamshits
There's nothing to do on the moon and France is a great country if you disregard their... "Ethnic" population (mudslimes and negroes)
Cody Dudash
That is racist as all hell dude.
TheDebator
How is it racist you ducking decived bitch
AsianHipster
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEE
TheMacaroon
Quality> Quantity
scrublord420
the moon is bigger than france.
keiNz
I live in france, so..
John
Pareil.
Maris
Having the chance to go on the moon is a once in a lifetime thing.
lily Cowan
Ya
Abigail Carroll
I hate France
quintin
I could bring back some moon rocks! At $50k (usd) per gram I could make a fortune! I could go on a 20 year trip to France.
popcorn
Fuck it, I'm done living
lolaholic
You can visit France whenever you want, but when do you get the chance to visit the moon?
Rosie Price
France for the wine country. Wouldn't need to go anywhere else.
Nukiev
I stay in France, I buy a spaceship, and I go live on the moon :)
AtheistPanda
It would be hard to get me on a plane, let alone a space shuttle.
josB
holy shit what dumbfucks go to france or be one of the first few people on the moon and then get to say you were on the moon. EVERYONE WHO CHOSE FRANCE I BEG YOU PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.
Jason Gabriel
Yeah, because the people who don't care about the vanity of a passing hour and the worthless pursuit of fame are so dim
EdwardNigma
Fuck France, space is the shit. The moon is the shit. Orbit is the shit.
GetPwned
Low gravity! That would be the most insanely fun hour of my entire life, freaking quad back flips everywhere
Asian_Persuasion
You will literally be MAKING HISTORY. No one has been on the moon since 1972. You will be the 13th person in world history to ever feel that sensation. Come on.
Thomas Niederer
The fuck am I gonna do on the moon?
Oui Oui
I live in France.
Lord Zark
"SPAAAAAAAAAACE"-Wheatly, Portal 2
Anthony
MOOON WAAAALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eitheror
The moon is just a ball floating in a black wasteland, and France has too much hype. But at least in France you can get good food and a nice hotel.
Pyrexia Madness
That's literally what I said but more concise
nollyb
you should go there so time because of there pizza LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nollyb
love France
Blerbls gaming
No1 said I can't bring a friend or to