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51% have an all expenses paid, two month vacation in France

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Be on the moon for one hour.

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  • 345

    Matt

    10 years ago

    Fuck France

    • 81

      Sultano

      10 years ago

      Fuck your country man

    • 152

      Marcus Panico

      10 years ago

      Double fuck France. Rudest people on Earth.

    • 77

      Rustic_Chaos

      10 years ago

      same fuck frence

    • 46

      brittney

      10 years ago

      i regret my choice D:

    • 33

      Josh Noggle Waxenbaum

      10 years ago

      I thought that exactly before I even saw your comment lol

    • 6

      chum-bucket

      10 years ago

      Keepin it real

    • 23

      Jaylebyrd

      10 years ago

      va te faire foutre

    • 40

      berenkuntz

      10 years ago

      fuck france indeed,the people there are rude wusses. and their language sounds fucking stupid.

    • 19

      masterofgirls23417

      9 years ago

      Fuck france bitch

    • 23

      Rainbow Dash

      9 years ago

      LUNA IS BEST PRINCESS ANYWAY

    • 40

      Ludo Prigent

      9 years ago

      Fuck you, Americans are fat asses, did you already go in france ? So don't tell us that we are rude idiot, If you insult french people, don't yell after "Waww french are rude"

    • 17

      Microtor

      9 years ago

      Fuck your mom, france is one of the 3 best countries in europe, this is my top 3 3: France 2:UK And the best 1: Italy

    • 14

      Quing2077

      9 years ago

      i moved to france, i live and was born in england, but people laugh at me here. Hate it! :(

    • 14

      Jimjamjay

      9 years ago

      I'm English, I am allowed to insult France.

    • 6

      Amba

      9 years ago

      FUC-ING racists! But i have to admit i Will also ón the Moon!

    • 8

      Your-Boss-12

      9 years ago

      hey guys im happy to see you all enjoying our favourite British past-time... hating the French :) ...

    • 8

      Holly

      9 years ago

      loser...... I pick france ^_^

    • 4

      raiden

      9 years ago

      Dam ppl mad at this country, meanwhile in africa...

    • 4

      Jian

      8 years ago

      Then go have the vaccuum of space kill u

    • 3

      Reilly Hearne

      8 years ago

      they want our baguettes and poodles

    • 9

      Cody Dudash

      8 years ago

      Okay, how many people legitimately thought "Fuck France!" before they even saw the comments.

    • 7

      Cody Dudash

      8 years ago

      Not to mention, If you go to France, your just another one of millions of people who have gone to France. Only 12 people have been on the Moon, if you went to the moon, you would automatically be famous.

    • 0

      Glaceon999

      8 years ago

      I'd go to an alternate universe moon and get a woona of my own. FUCK YEAH!

    • 4

      [deleted]

      8 years ago

      I am french... and also; the moon is just a big dull rock.

    • 0

      Rick

      8 years ago

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b7TrazyP3k

    • 1

      Utah G

      8 years ago

      buy as much stuff as you can from france, sell them, and profit

    • 1

      TB522

      8 years ago

      Been to France. The people in France suck. France sucks dick. Plus ALMOST ZERO GRAVITY!

    • 1

      Bree

      7 years ago

      I would say badly timed comment, then I realized how old this was...

    • 3

      Lightning833AJ

      7 years ago

      But Friday the 13th... Many Paris ppl died... is nobody #PrayingForParis?

    • 0

      afrowoman8

      7 years ago

      That is mean man like, really mean!

    • 0

      Gautier

      7 years ago

      I'm French, connards ! I take the Moon, I'm already in France.

    • 0

      VialityUK

      7 years ago

      You guys must feel like real assholes now for saying fuck france

    • 2

      ~~Lucky_Girl~~

      7 years ago

      Lol my brother had a 3 week vacation he came back swearing like an ass hole "FUCKING FRANCE BLUE CHEESE AND HARD CRACKERS OH THE IFLE TOWER WHY WOULD I FUCKING CARE ABOUT THERE SLUTTY, SHITTY TOWER, AUSTRALIA HAS ULURU THE BIGGEST ROCK IN THE WORLD HA SEE FRANCE WE DONT NEED TO SEE YOUR ASS!" I'm just shocked of what he said... I don't care if it's 1 hour or 1 minute just being on the moon is awesome!

    • 0

      ThatNerdyChick

      7 years ago

      my friend went to france, she said they were really rude to her...i heard if you are from Canada and the france people know that because you gave like a canada tag or something, that they will be nice to you...idk just a rumor i heard...i mean im from Canada...and france sounds nice abd all but helloo no gravity! its like flying! which is why i chose moon

    • 1

      CheeseBeyond

      7 years ago

      WITHOUT no OXEGEN

    • 0

      shrek999

      7 years ago

      why?

    • 0

      Justinhulk

      7 years ago

      France rocks

    • 1

      LoftShift

      7 years ago

      they didn't say you would wear a spacesuit to the moon

    • 0

      angel weathernern

      7 years ago

      TO THE MOON!

    • 0

      Trenton Worthy

      7 years ago

      Fuck France I'M GOING TO THE MOON!!!

    • 3

      Mrs Cupcake

      7 years ago

      But...but...I think you're not really nice :( (I'm french, thanks for all the mean thoughts about me)

    • 2

      xXKarmaKoreXx

      7 years ago

      Fuck ALL of you assholes, racist fucking assholes.

    • 1

      officialpandastudios

      7 years ago

      you'd die

    • 0

      Sebastian

      6 years ago

      te bat ma

    • 1

      Natasuki

      6 years ago

      French people made French fries.. They also made people sad.. And French fries don't like sad people :(

    • 1

      Elea

      6 years ago

      Hum.. I'm french thx eveyone i love USA too

    • 0

      overlord

      6 years ago

      screw france I'm going to space

    • 0

      RTE

      6 years ago

      only because the moon option dosent give me a space suit

    • 0

      McNuggetsRV

      6 years ago

      Microtor i agree with you french is a great country and i like italy too but finland has the best schools Holland has the one of biggest harbors in the world. ( only china has 3 better ones.) America has the best army, India has the most civillians so yeah.

    • 0

      Starducks Coffee

      6 years ago

      How dare you say that after they have been attacked JE SUIS CHARLIE man !

    • 0

      Cinny-Buns

      6 years ago

      ... This was years before the French bombing, bastard.

    • 1

      Sasha_the_Boss

      6 years ago

      I already live in france

    • 2

      alex1000

      6 years ago

      Why the moon it doesn't say that you have gear

    • 1

      Girls rule

      6 years ago

      That's mean

    • 0

      Joey

      6 years ago

      fuck i accidentally clicked the wrong one

    • 0

      ☯Chilled☯

      6 years ago

      Hey moon can suck a dick... XD

    • 0

      NiceMeme

      6 years ago

      How's it going ISIS?

    • 0

      NiceMeme

      6 years ago

      How's it going ISIS?

    • 1

      IceCream

      6 years ago

      I know what will you do there you get chased by mimes painters painting you for 15 dollars

    • 0

      llNicoll

      6 years ago

      3 years later paris gets attacked...

    • 1

      eevee

      6 years ago

      Yeah, fuck the france

    • 0

      The Delta Snivy

      6 years ago

      Racist much.

    • 1

      SuperSteveKid

      6 years ago

      Racists But I would like to go to the moon

    • 1

      mastermc123

      6 years ago

      no oxegen on the moon

    • 1

      John Cena

      6 years ago

      not very many exciting things to do on the moon though is there?

    • 2

      Leevi

      6 years ago

      Yep

    • 0

      Pokemonguy

      6 years ago

      Fuck you

    • 1

      BraZZers

      6 years ago

      how long can u kids hot ur breath or tolerate 200C hot sunlight

    • 0

      yomama

      6 years ago

      well going to fucking france nowadays will be dangerous. since all the terror attacks. SO i pick moon :). they never said there wasnt wifi there :D

    • 0

      Unnamed

      6 years ago

      FUCK FRANCE FUCK FRANCE FUCK FRANCE FUCK FRANCE!

    • 0

      Alex

      6 years ago

      Fuck America

    • 0

      Assata

      6 years ago

      lmfao he said fuck france cus its the frikin moon

    • 2

      EthanTheCreator

      6 years ago

      Ok, we'll see if you can survive 1 hour on the moon without floating away, freezing, or getting choked to death from no oxygen because they didn't say you had equipment on.

    • 2

      bjoergcarla

      6 years ago

      I'm scared of space so.

    • 0

      Jay The Unicorn

      6 years ago

      Many people go to france, but how many people can say they've been to the moon!

    • 2

      leafyy

      6 years ago

      Fuck the moon

    • 0

      A Kawaii Snack

      5 years ago

      I live in France so im good, i regret this cuz that would be the most boring 1 hour ever

    • 1

      HellBoundDeadman

      5 years ago

      I Have A YouTube Channel Go Check it out URL- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdEswU5amNwiKVKQ_FA3dUg

    • 0

      SirPoseidon

      5 years ago

      fuck te leaafyy

    • 2

      Alexa

      5 years ago

      I have french lessons

    • 2

      IPlayTheMayonnaise

      5 years ago

      I don't care. We still win by 7K

    • 2

      CouldIhavemoreoats

      5 years ago

      bUT YOU MIGHT DIE

    • 2

      Matraph

      5 years ago

      It says nowhere that you can't sell those vacations

    • 0

      Cochon

      5 years ago

      I'm french dude

    • 0

      HighLordOfAlera

      5 years ago

      France fucked up english words. Most of the words in english that are pronounces differently then they are spelled (ie. guillotine, depot, faux) are from french.

    • 2

      christian bauer

      5 years ago

      ya know we have a saying in france for people like you: Allez vous baiser avec un cactus

    • 2

      rona

      5 years ago

      rude rude rude

    • 2

      FrossFairyEmpire

      5 years ago

      Giggity

    • 0

      Techie720

      5 years ago

      Yeah! No gravity for one hour is freakin awesome!

    • 2

      Funweygames

      5 years ago

      Fuck you.

    • 2

      Pyro

      5 years ago

      Careful what you f***. And watch the language

    • 0

      Bro

      4 years ago

      You could beat any story

    • 1

      Kids are mistake

      4 years ago

      If all my expences are covered why won't i just travel somewhere else :V

    • 1

      DuckyLightning

      4 years ago

      Wow, so mature.

    • 1

      ede

      4 years ago

      Pathetic racists, Go outside and get a girl you silly little children.

    • 2

      Aperture32

      4 years ago

      YOU WOULD DIE, THERE'S NO OXYGEN

    • 1

      Oui Oui

      4 years ago

      I agreed on Marcus's "Rudest people on earth" comment and can't undo it... :') Anyway, people in Paris are rude but come to smaller cities and you'll see how sweet we are :)

    • 0

      Tiger Hybrid 2006

      4 years ago

      I regret my choice now. Plus Aperture32, you would go up with a rocketship and a space suit! DUH

    • 2

      DerpKing

      4 years ago

      mates who chose to go to the moon... good luck up there with no way down, or a space suit. U might have had a magical shield protecting you as you are there for an hour... than probably death. GOOD LUCK

    • 1

      c O d R u M

      4 years ago

      as soon as i said this exact line in my head it appeared

  • 78

    Fullitenhund

    10 years ago

    That would be an awesome screensaver.

    • 56

      deadkraze

      10 years ago

      Ton's of people have had pictures of france and them in front of it like :D, But my facebook profile would be me with thumbs up with the fucking earth behind it :D

    • 9

      Pratches

      10 years ago

      Dude you convinced me!

    • 21

      Chad Busch

      9 years ago

      oh you saw the eiffle tower? bitch please i saw all of europe in a second!

  • 64

    John Murlin

    10 years ago

    All expenses paid! Fly to the moon while you're IN France. Then you get both.

  • 34

    Squeaky Juice

    10 years ago

    I personally don't own a space suit, so instead of dying I'd rather see french bishes...

  • 21

    TurdFerguson

    10 years ago

    Everyonw knows what happens in france. (get off plane, share a cab with a stranger, later abducted by that same stranger, be housed in a crackhouse, give a girl some clothing, get sold as a sex slave. Since your father isnt liam neeson, you wont be rescued.) GREETINGS FROM THE MOON!

    • 2

      Kris

      10 years ago

      Best comment on this question, lol!

    • 0

      Utah G

      8 years ago

      did you watch taken to many times?

    • 1

      McNuggetsRV

      6 years ago

      you totally stole that from family guy XD

    • 2

      poseidon

      6 years ago

      usually, i'm that stranger

    • 0

      Milymia

      5 years ago

      That sounds exactly like an episode of family guy...

  • 19

    Bruno Yorda

    10 years ago

    The moon sounds really cool, but one hour there is not better than 2 months scratching my balls in France.

    • 5

      taniya4429

      10 years ago

      only if i had balls

    • 23

      Nicholas

      10 years ago

      get moon rocks, sell them, profit, possibly enough to buy more than two months in france

    • 1

      Kris

      10 years ago

      You made me laugh, well done, lol

    • 0

      Adam

      7 years ago

      Dangit nich now i wanna change my answer.

    • 1

      ~~Lucky_Girl~~

      7 years ago

      Lol bring a pick axe get a piece of the moon, sell it, get my boobs sucked

  • 12

    Chaotic_Narwhal

    9 years ago

    If you're the kind of person that will get bored of the moon in an hour, then please go to France because you are an incredibly dull person.

    • 1

      Commander19

      4 years ago

      Quite the other way around. What are you going to do on the mood aside from jump around and bang rocks together?

  • 11

    Lewis

    10 years ago

    Fuck this, everyone that said the France one is stupid as fuck, it's the moon!!!

    • 1

      Sultano

      10 years ago

      It would be interesting to know in which country you're living on

    • 2

      Rachel

      10 years ago

      It takes how long to get there? If it were for more than an hour, then I'd definitely take it! But for all of the travel time, it's not worth it. Plus we'd lose bone density and that'll suck when we're old.

    • 1

      Breezy

      7 years ago

      One hour on the moon plus 3 days in space (to get to the moon).

  • 10

    laura

    10 years ago

    what would I do in the moon? plus, it takes a lot of nausea to get there. No thank you, I'd rather party in france which has been my dream since i was 4 years old (I mean it, i was in a french school that brought us there in a field trip that i never got to enjoy)

    • 0

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      Just...it's the Moon. THE MOON. It's beautiful. Humbling, too, like astronomy.

  • 7

    Blacky

    10 years ago

    I already live in France, so I don't give a f*ck. + Moon > All awnyway

  • 7

    zgaff1

    10 years ago

    There's nothing on the Moon

  • 6

    José Fonseca

    9 years ago

    >Have all expenses paid >Two months Who gives a fuck that the french are rude? I'd but the whole fucking hotel and invite all my friends over for a party that lasts 2 months! One hour on the moon? You guys are simply stupid.

    • 0

      José Fonseca

      9 years ago

      Aside from the fact that you'd probably die without a space suit.

  • 6

    Phillip Morris

    10 years ago

    Idiots, you can't get taken on the moon.

  • 6

    jake

    10 years ago

    2 months with the french fuck that

  • 6

    Tyler

    10 years ago

    How many people can say "I've been on the FUCKING MOON!" I would love to go... memories looking up at it would make me tear up.... Now look what ya did I'm cryin here.

  • 5

    jhizzle244

    10 years ago

    50/50

  • 5

    ROBOTAKI

    10 years ago

    Why be on the moon for an hour when you can piss off Celestia and be there for 1000 years.

  • 5

    John Murlin

    10 years ago

    All expenses paid! Fly to the moon while you're IN France. Then you get both.

  • 5

    Paulo Barbosa

    10 years ago

    It's not everytime that we have the chance to go to the moon.

  • 4

    Castiel

    9 years ago

    Screw France. One hour of moon time and lots of selfies with the best backdrop ever.

    • 0

      TheDebator

      1 year ago

      No internet in space, and also phone floats away..

  • 4

    LordTetris

    10 years ago

    Which would be a better story. Yeah I went to France like MILLIONS OF OTHER PEOPLE. I WENT TO THE FUCKING MOON, but there was nothing there just rock.

  • 4

    Monsieur Putois

    10 years ago

    Too bad I'm already french. But if I wasn't I would choose France. 2 months with wonderful valleys, beach, mountains. Paradise on earth. If you keep french out of your way. xD

  • 4

    Mondasin

    10 years ago

    convince someone in france to charge me a billion dollars, with a contract that I receive half of the charged money in 9 weeks.

  • 3

    quintin

    6 years ago

    I could be the 13th person on the moon!

  • 3

    Poopfacest

    8 years ago

    How are these options even fucking close? I'm more disappointing than I have ever been in my life. It's not like you can't still go to France. IT"S THE FUCKING MOON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD I"D CUT OFF 3 TOES TO GO THERE!

  • 3

    doggio1010

    9 years ago

    Meeting and banging with French boys people if I get pregnant they just remove the baby all expense paid

  • 3

    Austin J. Jones

    9 years ago

    I feel like there's not much to do on the moon

  • 3

    vietnamshits

    9 years ago

    There's nothing to do on the moon and France is a great country if you disregard their... "Ethnic" population (mudslimes and negroes)

  • 3

    AsianHipster

    9 years ago

    SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEE

  • 3

    TheMacaroon

    10 years ago

    Quality> Quantity

  • 3

    keiNz

    10 years ago

    I live in france, so..

  • 3

    Maris

    10 years ago

    Having the chance to go on the moon is a once in a lifetime thing.

  • 3

    Abigail Carroll

    10 years ago

    I hate France

  • 2

    quintin

    6 years ago

    I could bring back some moon rocks! At $50k (usd) per gram I could make a fortune! I could go on a 20 year trip to France.

  • 2

    lolaholic

    9 years ago

    You can visit France whenever you want, but when do you get the chance to visit the moon?

  • 2

    Rosie Price

    9 years ago

    France for the wine country. Wouldn't need to go anywhere else.

  • 2

    Nukiev

    9 years ago

    I stay in France, I buy a spaceship, and I go live on the moon :)

  • 2

    AtheistPanda

    10 years ago

    It would be hard to get me on a plane, let alone a space shuttle.

  • 2

    josB

    10 years ago

    holy shit what dumbfucks go to france or be one of the first few people on the moon and then get to say you were on the moon. EVERYONE WHO CHOSE FRANCE I BEG YOU PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT HAVE CHILDREN.

    • 1

      Jason Gabriel

      10 years ago

      Yeah, because the people who don't care about the vanity of a passing hour and the worthless pursuit of fame are so dim

  • 2

    EdwardNigma

    10 years ago

    Fuck France, space is the shit. The moon is the shit. Orbit is the shit.

  • 2

    GetPwned

    10 years ago

    Low gravity! That would be the most insanely fun hour of my entire life, freaking quad back flips everywhere

  • 1

    Asian_Persuasion

    1 year ago

    You will literally be MAKING HISTORY. No one has been on the moon since 1972. You will be the 13th person in world history to ever feel that sensation. Come on.

  • 1

    Thomas Niederer

    1 year ago

    The fuck am I gonna do on the moon?

  • 1

    Oui Oui

    4 years ago

    I live in France.

  • 1

    Lord Zark

    5 years ago

    "SPAAAAAAAAAACE"-Wheatly, Portal 2

  • 1

    Anthony

    5 years ago

    MOOON WAAAALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1

    eitheror

    6 years ago

    The moon is just a ball floating in a black wasteland, and France has too much hype. But at least in France you can get good food and a nice hotel.

  • 1

    nollyb

    6 years ago

    you should go there so time because of there pizza LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 1

    nollyb

    6 years ago

    love France

  • 1

    Blerbls gaming

    6 years ago

    No1 said I can't bring a friend or to

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