Jigsaw from the "Saw" movies. Slenderman from...well, just Google it.
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idpiasg
I rather some follow me and kill me then cut my foot off.
Shurtugil
At least you could survive one of the games. No-one survives the slender man.
idpiasg
@Shurtugil But what if it was a difficult game. Then you chances would be low and you would be put through torture. No, I just want static and gone. plus we have a better game.
Cristian Antonio Del
This is how you put it, Follow you > kill you > cut foot off.
Brdie
Actually, It said take part. That could mean you helped :)
Devyn Heinssen
whoever said you were the one being saved?
EddieBobJoe
Learn grammar..
Emma Napolitano
exactly. and even if you survive the saw game, the trauma from it would be worse than just a clean death, imo.
[deleted]
I've got $20 in my pocket right now. Problem solved.
Troy
i have cure for slendermanness. step 1 take pure emotion. step 2 put in syringe. step 3 put syringe in syringe firing and injecting gun. step 4 shoot at slenderman and make sure you get him
Naturegirl25
@Player863 Like A Boss
Nightwing
Idpiasg, this is where grammar is important.
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
theres a teacher in my school and he looks like a gay slender man.. u kinda have to see him to understand
Colin
If you bring a gun everything will be ok
Sahand Johansen
This is one of the times when the difference between "then" and "than" is really important.
idpiasg
I don't know maybe I DO want someone to follow me, kill me, and chop of my foot. You never know.
Amira
Damn.. now I want to change my choice..
Mich Chauv L
than*
owlgrandecity
You could survive by turning into one of his proxies, and become a freakishly scary-but-awesome-and-be-known-in-video-games monster.
danielle
it just ays stalk... doesnt mean slederman is gonna kill ya
thagamerfan
@shurtugil if you're older then i think 8 then slender lets you go so 8+ safe 8- ho boy prepare to die
Garry
@danielle Yeah,he won't kill you, he'll just follow you around, and stare at your ass. Loophole!!
Kat
I wanna talk to Slenderman :D I'll have some tea with him.
Barbie
But i wanna play a game.
Jose
what if he was just asking for derections for an interview. i mean he's got a coat and all. or mabye he wants to borrow a phone.
Conner Klawon
@colin You clearly never played slender woods
Magic
Slenderman just wanted a hug :c
Hardbash
@Conner_Klawon You beat me to it!
Efecan Duraçe
Actually slender removes internal organs not cut off foot...
Utah G
didnt say that i couldnt kill him
Nojatha
who says slendy kills you?
elliesse
no one knows what slendy does once you dissapear he could put you through worse than jigsaw and jigsaw is trying to help you fix your problems in a brutal way so what if you get a scar or two or maybe miss a limb and you can chose to die you dont have to go through with it :P
Setakarn
Slendy captures you, impales you on a tree, then rips out your organs and takes your soul, it said stalk not kill you. Jigsaw would mostly do a "kill him/her to live" or "cut your limb to survive or help another person live" kinda thing, so basically there is a much higher chance you'll die. Jigsaw wants to kill you, he just disguises that by using the bad things you've done as a reason to do it.
Joshpvp32116
I am not doing puzzles but quickly die and go to heaven you can thank slender
angel weathernern
ikr
Joe
*Than
Privat
@Utah_G You can't kill slendy. Sorry.
Starducks Coffee
Shurtugil are you dumb ? The jigsaw games are MORE than HARD they are IMPOSSIBLE ! Take the needle pit as an example ....
Reshatina
I think Slendy would be a nice guy once you get to know him.
Reshatina
I bet Slendy is a nice person if you know him.
Jaxz
Actually it doesn't say slenderman will kill u but the jigsaw game is classed as murder nearly so easy choice plus slendy might have good side to him if u think about it plus slenderman cant see u he has no eyes!! haha
Dez
To: Shurtugil what if they all survive, but he takes them to the slender mansion and makes them proxies?
Kupperz
Doesny mean you die in either
BrownieCakes
But i want to play a game...
MR.Tequito
i put the wrong awnser i choose slender man go home sleep in a enclosed cube get up look for the god dam pages in the morning
Aleksandar
Jigsaw's games are terrifying!
Shadowofdestruction
just befriend slenderman and well you do the math
Thevengefulunicorn
it's fun!!!!!
bob
You could live with a f--king prosthetic leg idiot
katie
SAW
katie
Do you want to play wih me SAW
Lunatrius
Yes. So true.
Broken 213
hey it never said slenderman kills you
Radakovic
You can kill the Slenderman
Hmoney
in the first movie they could've just cut the pipes instead of their feet
Dandedus
You could be the shooter in the shotgun carousel, from that position you wouldn't die
Shrapnel
He followed me home, mom. Can we keep him?
Im Not Your Friend
dude
Setakarn
Nice
angel weathernern
oh my gosh, yes!! exactly
Matthew
O_O OMG.
msifan92
Slenderman just wants a hug
Tiliena
No he wants $20.
VoltStar
he needs about tree fiddy
FalloutBoy
Tiliena Where did you hear that?
Slenderman
No hugs no money
Cricketeer
its a mode you can have on slender($20 mode)
JayDrew
But being stalked by slenderman could mean he's attracted to you and such, like an average stalker.
RCMSMay
Whahaha LOVE YOU BACK SLENDY!
Setakarn
Dont worry, i love you too!
Dez
yep, you are my idol!
Tj Ulrich
you could live threw jingsaw, slenderman makes you disapper.
Setakarn
Says he stalks you, not kill you, though he will jam up your signal...
ciaran
make 8 fake pages and give it to him and tell hi to go away
Privat
can you even english bro?
Trevor Moore
I don't think you people UNDERSTAND.Slenderman never stops. NEVARRRRRR
Clare Vague Burns
Aye but you could just befriend him
Trevor Moore
Slenderman has no friends. Not even 20 dollars can tame him.
Gauldur Blacksoul
Not even $21?! I'm bloody doomed!
Slenderman
I don't accept money or friendship.
[ UNKNOWN ]
HE IS ALREADY HERE EVERYBODY RUN AWAY BEFORE HE KILLS US AL--*Static*
owlgrandecity
Kate's his friend, from Slender: The Arrival. Yeah I'm a Slender geek, it's a rare species. One day I wish I could meet Slenderman so i could interview him and become his therapist. "I just want a hug!" *writes notes* "Go on, go on."
Alex
Loophole 1:Slender wants 20$. Now front lawn twice,get blue,solved. Loophole 2: Slender on this page isn't real.
Alex
OK...maybe my 2nd loophole isn't correct.
slenderman562
I know that from experience
zalarin
I have a thing for slendy so this is an easy choice for me... Jigsaw on the other hand...
Batman
Lets see him take me down!
Slenderman
Challenge accepted
Poo P. Face
Haha lol
Poo P. Face
Haha lol
Timothy Ventura
I love a good fight
GAMER
you'll survive because your Batman.
Swimfreak500
Slender man just wants a hug anyways
Dez
yay!, *hugs slenderman* you are awesome!
Bror Sætre
slendy is just lonely and wants a hug
Matthew
I know right people are so mean to Slendy ;(
Slenderman
Your next on my list
Drake Wallace
You don't always die with jigsaw's games
Jian
Ikr? People would rather die then play a jigsaw puzzle.Seriously it could be a tiny 5 piece one.
Setakarn
I see what you did there, but Slendy is stalking you didnt say he would kill you
scrublord420
i would rather die quick than have my flesh and limbs ripped off
FlashingLightz22
I just regreted my decision... :(
GordiPordi
Slenderman fascinates me, and plus..... Find all 8 pages, avoid proxies out on the street, don't piss around in the woods, stay with a friend 24/7, give him $20 and you just may survive the Slenderman.
Slenderman
You can't survive
Username
Try to find me, motherfucker.
Michelle
Fuck, I only have about tree fiddy.
momomomonster
Slendy!!! :)
RCMSMay
Slendy... ;) Hey slendy *freaky smile
batman
Nobody knows for sure what slenderman does to you..you might not be killed, moreso raped constantly....
Sans_Da_Skeleton
Or transformed into a proxy and have a good life with TOBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Ujural
You will always die in the end if you had slender stalking you at least you have a chance with jigsaw
Privat
It says be stalked by slenderman. LOOPHOLES!
Ujural
well it depends if it is just one night then sure that would be fine but if was your whole life that would be really creepy.
Setakarn
Didnt say he'll kill me, plus i could make money into telling people could see the real Slenderman for only 10 bucks
Setakarn
I could make 8 pages, make a set that looks like the woods, and tell slendy not to kill the people, then i would make a live action Slenderman game! =D
Privat
GET HTIS TO THE TOP OF THE LIST!
Skyler Thomas Godwin
This is freaking weird because i was just watching everymanhybrid....
Exec
As long as I don't look back I'll never die. I win.
Slenderman
Wrong
Lexi
I immediately regret my decision...
Slenderman
Good
kinker
I would be like Orange. SPOLILIN EVRYTHING!
Deaththekid
Slendy just wants his twenty dollars
Hologram
So is he friends with the loch ness monster? Nessie was trying to get their three dollars and fifty cents.
Rustic_Chaos
tic tac to will never lose XD jk
Natalya Moon
Slenderman would have awesome tea parties.
Broken 213
ikr.................... i cant drink tea...............i would just sit there and be taller than everyone..............because im from cybertron......................and in your human terms im a huge friggin alien robot...............but still..........
Gauldur Blacksoul
SlenderMEN?! More than one? Aww...
Tripp
I would hug slender man. He would think I'm to nice to him so he wouldn't kill me. Then he would be my friend. He could defend me from bad people. Think about it :D
Broken 213
*sarcasm* AND THEN WE WOULD ALL RIDE UNICORNS OVER A RAINBOW TO HAPPY LAND *not sarcasm* yeah right
Hardbash
I don't know why the woman in that forest with Slenderman didn't just GTFO and had to pick up all of the pages. By your 5th page, you'd know Slenderman would be getting more aggressive,
SacredJinx
It says STALKED by Slenderman. Not killed :3
Charles Manson
i always wanted a stalked ;D
AsianBoy508
Im too smart to die from jigsaw
Aradia
Just because ur asian doesn't mean ur smart. Calm down.
Yardie
Be tormented for the rest of my life or be tormented for... possibly the rest of my life... Neither!
24_Soul_Eater_24
Come and find me :)
Username
Peekaboo.
Jerry Jerryson
Although, it could be by chane one of the less difficult games (I realise there aren't many). But how about the one with the girl who has to cut into a strangers stomach to find the key to her trap? Starting to regret slenderman... Or i'm just really really fucked up.
Jerry Jerryson
chance*
Emmr
pretty sure it was her fiance..
Sweal
Be murdered VS Have a chace to live but be in A LOT of pain
raul
slenderman le pido autografo :(
CAKEBOY21
I got a new friend, even if he wants to kill me
Levi Clifton
Bitch please, I found all ten pages already
Bryant007
I thought they Meant playing a jigsaw puzzle..................................................
StoutMantis
Slender supposedly stalks someone to induce fear in them before it kills them, slender feeds of fear. You could theoretically have slender become bored of you by not being afraid, a tall order but could be possible.
Thekiller705
satlk by slenderman i got good ideas to troll him so much
vinz
i rather die than tortured permanently
andrew
for al of you saying "ill just give him 20$ U HAVE TO FRIKIN BEAT THE GAME TWICE
Jian
It's just a jigsaw puzzle dumbass
IN5ANE
Oh good... I have always liked hentai...
Mortis Pallor
Slenderman Isn't a bad guy. He attacks anyone who abuses children, then takes them somewhere safe. I don't feel Scared
Alex
Agreed. I'm 10 years old.
Joachim Fredriksen
It says stalked by Slenderman, not killed by
Annicaaa
Bro. I was just going to sleep!
Dariusz G. Jagielski
Come @ me, bro!
marin
It's simple.. we kill the slenderman