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Jerry Jerryson
The chocolate to turd ratio is greater this way.
Pingas
There's no way to tell that based on the wording. It could be a really small piece of chocolate covered in a lot of turd but it could also be a lot of turd covered in a thin layer of chocolate. It's a stupid question.
Jerry Jerryson
My turd covered chocolate, my rules.
crissyrissa
i agree in theory but the initial taste would be turd this way.. it was a tough call..
Desiree
This is like the weirdest argument.
Andreas Borbon Osiri
I'm just hoping that the turd is Kopi Luwak
HorseDogFiddleAndFox
Turds are easier to eat (I DIDNT FUCKING EAT ONE) and its a melted chocolate covered coat.It would take ages for you to eat the turd covered chocolate.
TaterTot
At least there is a delicious center, like gihradelli.
Lite3000
A very thin coat of turd.
Becca
It's just trying to see if you want things covered in chocolate, or chocolate covered things. It's a test to see which one you chose, using a turd as an example. It's the same as asking chocolate covered orange or orange covered in chocolate! Stop taking things so literally guys.
Utah G
just soak the chocolate in water and the waste coms off
Evalgra
The turd could be a person, you guys...just push him off your chocolate.
Symphoric Quoz
"My turd covered chocolate, my rules." ~Jerry Jerryson, 2012 Never forgetti.
Asian
I don't like turds or chocolate soooo......
Kaden
Wash the turds off loophose
plzchill
exactly.
GABY
take the turd off.. eat the chocolate
MoonMan
i agree
iiYuleii
Tru...
NaminesNobody2
There is more chocolate than turd.
I'll follow the sun
Choice was easy, I already did this hehe
Redsparx
What if you had a turd and you ate the outside
clarabell
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!
Asianasianasianasian
huge chocolate, thin turd layer. Problem solved.
Alexa
Never said all of it.
FartherLights
i could just wipe the poop off and mabye wash the chocolate and eat it
Frost Falcon
SA to volume. it just depends on the size
Evalgra
Who thinks up these questions though
reshma
just wipe the turd off
tan nguyen
lol
xavier
man this question is disgusting
Evalgra
Still gross
MarshManOriginal
You realize that a chocolate covered turd and a turd covered in chocolate are the same exact thing, right?
Violet Howard Vaugha
It's a piece of chocolate covered in shit.
Lindsay
I didn't mean to agree to that chick... She's wrong. :p You are correct sir. They are in fact the same thing. Hahaha. People are so dumb. :p
xTinus
I think they mean a turd with a chocolate layer on it and a piece with chocolat with turd on it
hey519
It doesn't say turd covered in chocolate, it says turd covered chocolate. The "in" makes a big difference
Serenity
That's true, but that's not what the question is asking. A "chocolate covered turd" or a "turd covered chocolate." Think about it, they're not the same thing.
Shorjok
Lol, you're having a serious debate over the subject of CHOCOLATE TURDS.
pandalover
No
Jerry Jerryson
They really aren't the same thing. Read the question properly.
potatochips
Guys you're eating chocolate and shit regardless if they're different or not.
DaJames
Twix anyone? (i like the left twix the most)
Anti
Wrong. The choice is too eat a freshly squeezed out turd dipped in chocolate, or a chocolate bar dipped in shit. I'd rather NOT eat a thick piece of shit. Go back to art school
Ger Vang
Nope. It depends on what you taste first.
carson
no the chocolate covered turd u can eat the chocolate and leave the turd
[deleted]
The piece of feces could be the size of a really small pebble. Cover it in enough chocolate to not taste the feces in your mouth and be able to swallow the whole thing without biting into it. Loophole Master.
finiteBytes
just scrape that shit off.
1stwarror
That's cheating.
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Ashton
Sharing is caring.
Ridge Wildharber
You are the frickin most funniest person ever. xD
Matt Sawicki
I love the fact you guys are seriously debating this question, one i submitted while retardedly high.
tavone97
At least it looks tasty
MemeLord
"There's a shit storm behind door A, and a storm of shit behind door B." -Abraham Ford
Slenderkid
At least its chocalate and u would barely notice AND it didnt say how much chockolate!
PogoBox
Either way, it's sh*t.
Zack Glaspy
Scrape the turd off!
NEITHER!
better be a thin ass layer
dalbeeny
Can always wash the turd off
Lazaros Kmn
there will be less turd so I'll go with the first one
Jean-Claude Jaquetti
This is a terrible question. Either way your eating chocolate and shit!
rebeca1313
Just wipe it off :)
Big Joe
I'd rather get the bad taste first and the good taste later.
Dirty Jeff
Get to the chewy center.
thejoker006
it never said you couldn't pick off the turd
hank
It's a trap
JoJo
More chocolate, less turd. This comparison is kind of obvious.
xTinus
I would swallow it whole because it doesn't say anything about the ratio. Also you wouldn't taste shit besides chocolate (Pun not inteded)
Undead Robot
red=more chocolate. Yay!
Mary
I'd just wash the shit off?
Patrik Côté
They both are the exact samething
Aniah Washington
Either way im going to be eating a turd ..
HashTag
Nobody said that you can't wash the turd off
Shawn Tittle
well... this is a shitty question!
tyop
instantrimshot.com
Shadowswimer
wouldn't it just taste the same anyways?
whatbroso
i picked the turd covered chocolate because at least there's not as much turd
Marc Chaussivert
Less Turd = More Chocolate
Albert Warterson
never said i couldnt wash it
Jared Steffen
swallow it whole.
SomeGuy
This is a shit question
soupfries
Um... they're the exact same thing...
soupfries
Um.... They're the exact same tg
TOASTER_JESUS
did not say you had to chew it pite is once then swallow
ThatSoto
Same fucking thing!!
MsSarahJoseph
Either way you're eating the same thing. -_-
Meemo2
i'll eat a chocolate turd covored in chocolate...
sparkle_swift
It's the same thing
Raymond
WHY
jake
can the faeces be fossilised,like dinosaur poo if so i would then choose blue if not i have no bloody clue
nsdyu
i mean a turds a turd
Jetster
It never said you couldn't wash the poop off of the chocolate. Just saying
D_YellowMadness
I thought the same thing as Jerry until I realized a turd is an object so that implies multiple turds.
Pankaceman
cum
Malachi
The answers r the same either way it don't matter what u pick
Fortnite sucks
Scrape the turd off the chocolate
JoeNuts
this way i get the taste of chocolate before turd. DUH!