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51% have uncontrollable diarrhea

49% have uncontrollable vomiting

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Have uncontrollable vomiting

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  • 100

    medusaman

    10 years ago

    Less awkward. By far.

    • 395

      lukei

      9 years ago

      How? How is it less awkward? Shitting your pants in a public place is less awkward than vomiting?

    • 48

      Conrad

      9 years ago

      well diarrhea and vomiting uncontrollably are both embarrassing but id why i picked vomit cuz vomit hurts and diarrhea is quick and painless

    • 50

      Muhammad Nur Zafran

      9 years ago

      toilet till i die

    • 25

      Jacob Commons

      9 years ago

      you just stay inside for a while, until it is gone, the options say nothing about it being permanent.

    • 5

      my hairy dick

      9 years ago

      oh my gosh it is way less awkward

    • 15

      Chiska Ankers

      9 years ago

      A nappy all the way!!

    • 14

      iamawesomecat

      9 years ago

      Dude at least it's coming out the right side.

    • 12

      Nat-han

      9 years ago

      Diaper time

    • 9

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      9 years ago

      @lukei you watch southpark? Shitting yourself is fucking hilarious

    • 21

      Devin

      9 years ago

      Conrad, diarrhea is not painless.

    • 5

      curtis

      9 years ago

      @jacob, it can happen at ANY given time, even when you think it's gone, you would literally be waiting forever because it'll happen when you least expect it

    • 4

      weter123

      8 years ago

      doesn't matter .both ways will kill you eventualy

    • 3

      Mayonnaise

      8 years ago

      Won't have to stay on the toilet

    • 17

      gabro

      8 years ago

      with diarrhea you can wear a diaper. what for vomit?

    • 4

      Coughdropper

      8 years ago

      @Iamawesomecat, diarrhea is not only shit exiting bunghole but piss as well. More piss than shit, in fact.

    • 1

      IAlwaseChooseBlue

      7 years ago

      Built in toilet into mah pants???!? Nvm I would look like a total retard... How about heavy duty pads???

    • 0

      Jacob Dittmer

      7 years ago

      holy crap its 50 50

    • 1

      Connor

      7 years ago

      With diarrhea you spend a lot of time on the toilet and you have pain in your ass for a while. With vomiting it's just a matter of rinsing your mouth with water.

    • 1

      Aleither

      7 years ago

      Diarrhea + sneezing = Lol

    • 1

      Micah Frazier

      7 years ago

      If I felt it coming on I could grab something and hurl away. What are gonna do about something in your pants?

    • 3

      Victor McSwag

      6 years ago

      If you have to vomit then you'd feel it coming diarrhea feels like gas sometimes

    • 1

      PrimeMegalodon

      6 years ago

      I vomit so much it doesn't hurt anymore

    • 0

      Keshor

      6 years ago

      just be on the toilet 24/7

    • 2

      Jesa

      6 years ago

      Aw yeah, ipads and toilets!

    • 2

      nerdygirl1017

      6 years ago

      YOU WOULD SHIT YOURSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF TALKING TO SOMEONE ONCE YOU GOT OFF THE FUCKING TOILET!!!

    • 1

      Jordyn

      6 years ago

      Poo hurts ya bum

    • 1

      Percival

      6 years ago

      throwing up is less embarrassing for me, because i puke allot anyway..

    • 1

      Pie

      6 years ago

      You would just have to be near a bathroom in case you need it.

    • 1

      LexTheAstronaut

      6 years ago

      I meant to click vomiting... but my mouse just moved to diarrhea XD

    • 0

      DCube

      6 years ago

      vomitting would cause pity :)

    • 1

      Dark

      6 years ago

      diarrhea for me is painful as hell. vomiting for me is quick and painless.

    • 2

      Albert harvey

      5 years ago

      just sit on the toilet with snacks and youtube

    • 1

      AbsoluteInksanity

      5 years ago

      at least with diarrhea you will actually be able to play games on the toilet or eat with vomiting you wont be able to do any of that shit

    • 2

      Enrique

      5 years ago

      but what if it runs down your leg? Then your fucked.

    • 2

      Ayden-M

      5 years ago

      Imagine be talking to your friend and being like "Hey bud, wanna go to Pizza hu-" and then you vomit.

    • 0

      Blarfie

      5 years ago

      There ARE couch-toilets...

    • 0

      SirPoseidon

      5 years ago

      @Muhammad Nur Zafran: Wheel chair toilet, am i right

    • 0

      MrBritishIsles

      5 years ago

      How would it be less awkward..?

    • 1

      GoaTy

      4 years ago

      diarrhea hurts your ass it burns

    • 2

      Bob.3electric

      4 years ago

      Throwing up isn't very awkward, 'cause there's no social expectations about it, but if you had diarrhoea everyone would think you were weird.

    • 1

      WierdHairGrows

      4 years ago

      HOW IS DAT LESS AWKWARD?! Bruh

    • 0

      Robin

      4 years ago

      Just vommit on your enimies

    • 0

      xXSwordbroXx

      3 years ago

      one time expierience

    • 0

      Nio

      3 years ago

      ever had stomach flu?

    • 1

      Rahil Khan

      3 years ago

      lukei vomiting in a public place. how embarrassing would that be

    • 0

      Anime Wolf

      2 years ago

      ikr

    • 0

      234810734

      2 years ago

      conrad, i also don't know why the hell did i pick vomiting, i pressed it and then was like the cat loading meme experienced both lately, diarrhea is the least horrible to feel by far

    • 0

      sammyman9000

      2 years ago

      You can have a diaper

    • 0

      kid

      10 months ago

      duahorrea feeks good

  • 63

    Kane

    9 years ago

    Vomiting is aimable and not as unhygienic.

    • 1

      Pinkie pie

      6 years ago

      Vomiting is fcking disgusting

    • 6

      vesta

      6 years ago

      And shitting all over yourself isn't?

    • 1

      Lars

      6 years ago

      vomiting all the time will destroy your teeth

    • 3

      AbsoluteInksanity

      5 years ago

      at least with diarrhea you will actually be able to play games on the toilet or eat with vomiting you wont be able to do any of that shit

    • 0

      lol

      2 years ago

      or you can just idk sit on a comfortable couch and play games with a bucket next to you? I mean sitting on a toilet too long hurts after a while

  • 38

    Gringomiester

    10 years ago

    At least with the vomiting i just need a trashcan or outside nearby.

  • 26

    Isabelle

    10 years ago

    diarrhea would be soo much more embarrassing

    • 1

      Pinkie pie

      6 years ago

      Not true vomiting is the grossest thing ever. Ever heard of diapers?

    • 1

      videl

      6 years ago

      Have you ever had a kid with diarrhea? At some point leaking is inevitable. I doubt adult diapers could handle it

  • 24

    napiern

    10 years ago

    much less painful

  • 24

    Mudata

    10 years ago

    Way easier to deal with in public.

    • 0

      AbsoluteInksanity

      5 years ago

      at least with diarrhea you will actually be able to play games on the toilet or eat with vomiting you wont be able to do any of that shit

  • 22

    Jonathan

    9 years ago

    you can just sit on the toilet all day

    • 1

      [deleted]

      6 years ago

      That would get quite frustrating afterwards. There are more places you could be if you had to vomit and could basically just bring a bucket

    • 2

      Godzillafangirl

      6 years ago

      You can play video games on the toilet. Besides, Throwing up is terrifying. It hurts really bad and im always dizzy when I throw up. Plus, You can wear a diarrhea catching diaper all day.

  • 16

    CrAzY nAmE

    9 years ago

    i used to throw up allot so...

  • 14

    LogicFTW

    9 years ago

    The 50% that picked diarreah are stupid... having constant dirreah will dehydrate you and you will die (and its a proven fact). Because diarreah is basically all water

    • 7

      NathanHieu

      9 years ago

      You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.

    • 0

      NathanHieu

      9 years ago

      You basically lose your stomach contents also when you throw up.

    • 8

      Mzz Ren

      9 years ago

      constant vomiting also dehydrates you. dumbass

    • 5

      Alicia Marie Laing

      9 years ago

      So does vomiting. You can drink as much as you want, but it will dehydrate you. But vomiting is far less embarrassing than shitting yourself.

    • 1

      Agent007

      8 years ago

      Throwing up also dehydrates you.Plus vomit ruins the enamel on your Teeth.

    • 3

      LilSniff

      8 years ago

      I used to had diarhea people saying that doesn't hurt are wrong it burns on your arse i had to wear a diaper for a long time... believe me both are not nice but i'd rather vomit a lot then have a wet pants all the time

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      8 years ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 0

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      8 years ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 1

      EpicCheesyTurtle

      8 years ago

      Throwing up also causes dehydration, Mr. LogicFTW. (Oh, the irony)

    • 1

      IloveDiaryofawimpykid+imagirl

      6 years ago

      But...if you vomit it's on front of people they see your mouth.If your sitting in school and it happens then they can't see cuz your sitting unless it spills.

    • 0

      AbsoluteInksanity

      5 years ago

      vomiting both causes malnutrition and dehydration at least with diarrhea you will actually be able to play games on the toilet or eat with vomiting you wont be able to do any of that shit

    • 0

      ThinkingFaceTV

      3 years ago

      If you drink a lot of water on the toilet that would help you be hydrated i guess

  • 12

    Meghan

    10 years ago

    Diarrhea is horrible, but vomiting is worse! I hate how your throat burns after vomiting. Plus it erodes the enamel from your teeth.

    • 4

      [deleted]

      9 years ago

      Toothbrush? Mouthwash?

    • 0

      Banana

      5 years ago

      And also the feeling you get right as it comes on is terrible.

  • 7

    Johnlocked

    9 years ago

    Although my esophagus will be worn away faster than I could expect, I have had bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea and it is far worse a fate.

  • 7

    Alison

    9 years ago

    I'm an emetophobe. Blue 100% for me.

  • 7

    joel

    9 years ago

    you could just vomit over someone that you hate. who doesn't want to do that

    • 0

      ThinkingFaceTV

      3 years ago

      And with uncontrollable diarrhea you could shit on someone you hate the most and they would be covered in shit

  • 5

    The third

    9 years ago

    Just wear a diaper

  • 5

    ಠ_ಠ

    9 years ago

    Vomiting hurts, but taking a shit in your pants is worse.

    • 0

      AbsoluteInksanity

      5 years ago

      at least with diarrhea you will actually be able to play games on the toilet or eat with vomiting you wont be able to do any of that shit

  • 5

    [deleted]

    9 years ago

    Less awkward.

  • 5

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    9 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 4

    Marc Pannullo

    9 years ago

    well im emetaphobic so

  • 4

    Berwind24

    9 years ago

    At least I can do shit while on the toilet. No pun intended.

  • 4

    TwoSteps

    9 years ago

    I think vomiting is somehow more socially OK.

  • 4

    tubadiver

    9 years ago

    vomiting would erode your stomach lining and wear away at your teeth enamel .... i would rather live than die?

    • 7

      SilentRant

      9 years ago

      Vomit (stomach contents and acid), which is always in your stomach, would erode your stomach lining when you vomited? Tell me more about your PhD

    • 2

      MarkyShark

      8 years ago

      Diarrhea can also dehydrate and kill you.

  • 4

    sanchopancho

    9 years ago

    take a shit is much better than vomiting!

  • 4

    dflaherty1996

    10 years ago

    just wear a diaper

    • 12

      Deborah Chin

      9 years ago

      and get the ooey gooey disgusting wet mess smeared all over your butt?

  • 3

    elizabeth

    6 years ago

    Have uncontrollable vomiting i do that all the time

    • 0

      Polynomi_poiga

      6 years ago

      Yeah .. I got the same problem each morning and it's very painful .. but still would keep this than shit myself

  • 3

    Bill

    6 years ago

    DIAPERS

  • 3

    Dan

    6 years ago

    diarrhea isn't as bad as vomit

  • 3

    chickenboy17

    7 years ago

    I would need to place Mobile toilets everywhere

  • 3

    EdwardNigma

    9 years ago

    Vomiting on people could be fun.

  • 2

    Kira

    5 years ago

    I would not want to puke cause it hurts my throat after words and Diarrhea doesnt hurt at all.

  • 2

    Joe

    9 years ago

    Well, for one, if you vomit too much, you can create a hole in your trachea, which will allow the vomit to burn through your skin after the whole in the trachea was formed, therefore, you would A) look like one of those smokers with a hole in their neck and B) die.

  • 2

    mittens115

    9 years ago

    I'm actually pooping right now.

  • 2

    wrathseed

    9 years ago

    I'd rather look like a drunk than a fucking 5 year old

  • 2

    Jordan Lovedrop Wils

    9 years ago

    I'd carry a bucket and than throw it at ppl I hate. Or walk up to them w/e

  • 2

    Vanceatot

    9 years ago

    You can die from diarrhea.

  • 2

    Jmoo14

    10 years ago

    Conjuring us easier than crapping yourself in your new car or crapping with a date

  • 1

    alway

    4 years ago

    Ofc diarrhea is less awkward lol Basically after you vomit uncontrollably, you can vomit at ANY time, wherever you are, whatever you're doing. For example if you're at public place, talking with someone, you could vomit on someone. However you can feel if diarrhea is coming, for example when hearing farts. Then it's basically time to go to toilet, stay there for 5 mins and you're done for some time.

  • 1

    bridget

    4 years ago

    diarrhea you would doit in your underwear a lot in any given time plus throwing up it is a lot more easy bowl plastic bag , totielt and faster

  • 1

    Joey

    6 years ago

    I mean, you'll die either way...but it's just a matter of where you'd want to feel irritation until then...

  • 1

    John

    6 years ago

    You could just walk out of the bathroom with shit all over your pants

  • 1

    Treyvon Johnson

    6 years ago

    U can use medicine so im good

  • 1

    Korby mlg

    6 years ago

    ill skip School Every daY!

  • 1

    DerpWolfGaming

    6 years ago

    Just imagined kissing someone, then randomly vomiting in there mouth. Smooth man smooth.....

  • 1

    BoredBrandon

    6 years ago

    I can skip school and play video games with a bucket handy!

  • 1

    Stefan

    6 years ago

    vomiting is the WORST!

  • 1

    The Talking Potato

    6 years ago

    I would just be talking to someone, and BLARLARG! I vomit in someones face! HELL NAW

  • 1

    McMeowMeow

    6 years ago

    (feels it coming) Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! *literally*

  • 1

    Mike Marshall

    6 years ago

    Diarrhea can burn too you know

  • 1

    Hyperios

    6 years ago

    Diapers.

  • 1

    Jason

    7 years ago

    I won't taste my uncontrollable diarrhea.

  • 1

    Meyling

    7 years ago

    I hate both buuut.. at least I can be Magellan from One Piece.

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