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ekociela
If you always tell the truth you will most likely fuck up your life. But this question says nothing about how BIG the lie has to be. Everything you say could just be a little bit off.
Lawrence
You sold me.
SonicDude203
you wouldn't have to answer any question they asked. it never says that anywhere
BloodyKnives
You know what i really like? People like you.
JimmyMcJim
You are my saviour xD
jon
you can always find a loophole where you not telling the full truth but not lying
Insane Insanity
Or you could answer the question with another question?
canthinkofname
BloodyKnives, was that a lie? (:
DatSexyViking
Let's just reform this question; have everyone like you or have everyone hate you.
Robert Chu
One day you gf will ask do you love me one day you will date a crazy bitch and when you have to say we're breaking up you will propose
[deleted]
And everytime you want to tell someone that you love them or you consider them your friend, you'd tell them that you hate them and never want to see them again? How is that fucking it up less?
Stewiepwn
Then someone asks you a yes/no question.
FreezingFire
Answer: Maybe
Turd Burglar 12345
Ekociela...you're a booger face. I cannot lie
Max
Agreed!
Thomas Hughes
simple: end every sentence with ''I AM A PURPLE GIRAFFE!'' so your still lying in a sentence
Dasha Marie Lawrence
Orrrrrr you could do nothing that requires you to lie.......
Micah Philson
I don't tell lies anyway. Not because I'm like Washington in the fictitious cherry tree story, but because I'm so bad at it, you can tell instantly. The downside is that i used to lie alot and show signs of lying under the slightest pressure while telling the truth, so it's already a dilemma for me.
Swag
I was about to pick truth until I saw your comment
Swag
I was about to pick truth until I saw your comment
Swag
I was about to pick truth until I saw your comment
My opinion
So if someone asks for your name then what? And someone you really liked
Musicgirl20021
just dont say anything... shhhhhhhh...
The Pope
What if someone you liked asked you out? You're pretty much fucked because you always lie.
Emma Kleis
Could care less if someone gets hurt. They ask, I answer.
Tamlen
You could be really fucking vague, or just full on obnoxious, i.e.: I don't not always but sometimes yet not not forever have both genitalia.
Bilal
If you lye people will know and some thing will come back to you remember what goes around comes back around that means if you do some thing bad someone will something bad to you
0011110000110011
I already always tell the truth, I have no secrets. Nothing is fucked up.
0011110000110011
I already always tell the truth, I have no secrets. Nothing is fucked up.
goZilla
Good point.
Jarebare555
If you always tell the truth, you will act in a good manner, thus nothing will be f***ed up
CrazyJoker69
how about if you were asked"does this dress make me look fat?"then you have to lie
MeGustaL0T
Thy lie is the truth mixed up Creating a Beautiful Little lie aka Life. Lie is the Truth in another way. Truth is Straight and simple but sometimes hurts. But Truth is better than Lie.
Cody Dudash
As long as I can be the guy who speaks the whole truth from Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.
omega_wolf
HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D *gets punched in the face multiple times*
Nathalia
If you always told the truth, you would be hated by some people, thats for sure. Some of them appreciate honest people, though, and you would be able to tellem everything you want to without being judged that much.
banana6969
Why tell the truth you will just say all your secrets and personal stuff
THUNDERLORD!!!
Easy choice.
nonclevername
How big does the lie have to be? Any question has to be answered with a lie, no matter how big the question
Utah G
add a bit of truth to each statement even when lying. EX: No I didn't eat the last cookie and I have to go to the bathroom
KittiCat9000
Christmas is cancelled!
Nick Anaya
If I could change my answer I would now that I read this
Josh Fish
you can also twist the truth if you're always telling the truth, just not in a way that it can be turned into a lie. E.g Different interpretations of events and history are all correct, but not every answer is the same...
No_one_important
But you could never tell the truth, for example, "Do you want a terrible disease?" "Why, yes, I do (Not really O gahd fuuu... n)
Warrior cat fan
You are so right
Htopop
F**k i chose the wrong f**king one.
Yoloman2443
Why the fuck u lying Why u always lying hmm Omg stop fucking lying XD
Zack
Mom: Did you watch porn? Me:(if I picked truth) Yes.
King Morpheus
EXACTLY
Mercrist_089
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ovibk
u can just lie a small bit
Luke VT
If everything I say is true than I can say whatever I want and have it become true.
Allahu-chan
You could use obvious lies like when you are on fire you say: im not on fire
WolfGirlKitty
well if u always lie and someone knows ur lieing u will probs fuck up ur life like that to XD
Pikachuisawesome23
Lieing is a sin and u could go to i think u know where
PajamaWarriorJohn
If it is a white lie then I don't care
Lauren
It never said you couldnt be a little bit off the truth you dont have to say the exact opposite
Jack
But if you always told the truth you would become a better person and do less bad things!
Monkey D Luffy
your right i picked the wrong one
Mkakee
You could tell the truth: I don't wan't to talk about that
MUEE
they said tell the truth or always lie BUT he never said u couldn't get away with lieing
NORMAN
Loopholes
landon
what if your a bad lier
Number5
motherfucking correct
acatoday
BUT YOUR STILL FUCKIN TELLIN A LIE AND LIES ARENT COOL! YOU WOULD FUCK UP YOUR LIFE IF YOU DID EVERYTHING WRIGHT AND NOT BE AN ASS HOLE
Pablo Setar
Nice m8
GabrielN5
Your a total idiot why would you want to always lie what if your talking to police and they ask you questions you can't lie to an officer.
Shadtherock
i never lie :)
Maxx
You are one stupid motherfucker.If you lie someone will find evidence to prove you wrong then you'll have to lie about that and it will happen again ect.
JordisWierd
Nope
Jakub Kunášek
Did you masturbate?.....No XD
FairyTail=love
ya sold me
DrowningBeast
hi beeeep
ChrisKo81
So tell me then, how is always telling a lie better than telling a truth? Telling a truth means that the person should learn from their mistakes
Herbert
You could never do anything bad and just be good
PiplupDestroyer
Truth.
_Soul_Seeker_
You could always bend the truth too so it's the truth but just misleading
Wags
agreed
Kupperz
I never lie and lying all the time people will NEVER trust you
WhyDoYouCare
telling the truth is good because most of the time people will find out you are lying and you willlose trust and friends and everyone
Norbert
There's always a way for a loophole and people would trust you a lot more. GET SCHOOLED SON
Eli
then if you get married u say I dont
cheshire
so tru do
dat_demi_god
do do bad shit and theres nothing to be scared about
HazardousInferno
You LIAR! lol
Alex
if u couldnt lie ud always be snitching on ur mates and theyd hate u
RESPECT
i alrady always tell tha truth
Zaltys
It'd be worse if you always had to lie. You couldn't even order your favorite pizza, because you'd have to lie about what kind of pizza you want. Your house is on fire, and you're trying to call for help? Well, too bad. Even if you somehow manage to convey that you need help, you couldn't tell them your actual address. Because you have to lie.
Mathma
very true
Christian
Zaltys, you could just say you didn't really want it, but you had no choice, and order your favorite pizza. A true liar such as myself would know how to lie and still get what they want.
Renzo
You people watched the Jim Carrey movie "Liar Liar" right? It'd be way too hard and embarrasing and may bite me in the ass
TeamXtreme
Yeah, but can't I just say the truth sarcastically so it makes it sound like I'm kidding even though I'm not.
TeamXtreme
"Did you murder __?" "Yes". "Are you lying?" "No."
pheebs
i meant to reply not agree lolol. fiance: do you love me? you: almost, that life sounds screwed up too
joshlerandfreshpaper
sold me
Ethan
You sold me too
josepiethefirst
how do u change pic
TheDankestMeme
If you're always lying, assuming people know this, you can just say the wrong things and boom, you can still tell the truth by lying
Gaxxy
#Loopholes
Nick Kogut
That's what I was thinking
SirPoseidon
noooooo, if u ALWAYS tell the truth, u can tell the future OR be a badass spy
schrammtastic
the only way to become the president of the US is to be completely full of shit
BloodyKnives
Your comment made me choose red
Inukinator
Could never be president enyway
Inukinator
Could never be president enyway
Pikachuisawesome23
Lieing is a sin dude
Lauren
Not if you dont believe in god
NORMAN
burn
Shamgaar
Like Pikachuisawesome23 said, lying is a sin toward God. Those who don't believe, I hope your okay with heat.
Brandon johnson
@Shamgaar Bitch, I been to AFRICA! I know *heat*!
Mclovin
All you blue people just already lying.
Pikachuisawesome23
Lieing is a sin
cheshire
who da fuq cares tho
Emolgabrine
LIEING IS A SIN AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD YOU DON'T HAVE AN AFTERLIFE.
XYZinferno
Geez, this question doesn't involve religion whatsoever, and the 2 blue replies to this comment have nothing to do with the comment you replied to.
GDyousef
Stop it, get some hélp
Brandon johnson
@Pikachuisawesome23 Lol, funny stuff.
KostasMar8
you wont have afterlife if you believe to god you motherfuckers cuz god doesnt exist sciencie has already prove that
potato
It's funny that the people who are screaming about how you must believe in they're religion, are also the people who don't know how to spell.
Sovi
@potato i guess their god has left them
redfeather14
same goes for telling the truth, I could only speak the truth that is advantageous to me. Also it seems like keeping track of all the lies would eventually trip you up eventually fucking up your life.
[deleted]
And you can say the truth and still make the other one believe something that isn't true. Let them make assumptions. It's possible.
jeha
123
p01arb33r
tell truth when you want. stay quiet when you dont. win.
Katie Brown
but if someone asks you a question, say... do you fancy so and so, if you remain quite that everyone's gonna think you do ( rubbish example of a question)
Whoabro
Or you could tell only part of the truth which is still telling the truth.
Karl
I lied about my answer
Flying pancakes
unknown-person.deviantart...t-93320822 "Impulsive liar"
horsedickdotmpeg
The truth will set you free
[deleted]
Jailed for life
apridoodle
I smell a sitcom!
lureee
Imagine you walkig on a street saying: Id fuck her and her... oh and her
hemlockest
The funny thing about this, is that it removes the choice from the equation. It no longer becomes "good" to tell the truth. It's only good in the first place because you chose to tell the truth, and a lie is only "bad" because you chose to deceive someone. No one could hold you accountable for either and therefore it wouldn't be good or bad to choose either of these things
Jarrod
You're a moralist aren't you
SomeGuyOverThere
You could always tell the truth and still do the wrong thing, like give half-truths or misleading non-answers. Also if you pressed red then you chose to lie because you decided that honesty is less useful to you than lying.
River_Song
but with neither could you ever say 'i always lie'
FreezingFire
but with blue you could say I always tell the truth
Pikachuisawesome23
Um remember this lieing is a sin
Eimantas Pipiras
The truth can hurt but a lie never will.
Sksks Sussj
How about porn?
Sovi
you could always not tell the whole truth, like instead of saying "i watched porn" you could say "i watched a very interesting movie" it's still the truth, just not the whole one
KevBot O'Connell
If you always lie and people know, then it would be the same as always telling the truth...because people will know you're lying.
jazzhands
I already keep nothing a secret, and I'm far from being a saint.
KostasMar8
haha nice jokes you say nobody always says the truth bud
CrimsonEq
Most if not all of the people who said Always tell the truth (including me) Were probably lying
Maroon35
You could tell the truth with a smile that tells everyone you lie
CatCweam
Just say " I don't want to answer that "
Romantic-Chemicals
Half truths
werewolf
Aes Sedai
Bobby Harakat
"I always tell the truth, even when i lie"
Kounari
Discorded!Applejack, anypony?
User
Gerard Way "Tell the truth and god will save you!!!!"
Maddin Frosch
From now on, I'll always say the truth.
Mimi200525
You should pick tell the truth so your friends/parents/siblings or cousins can trust you
Mimi200525
I know right hey you have the same username as me
KostasMar8
imagine talking to yourself
jackk
You'll Fuck up you life telling the truth all the time but it don't say how big the lie it has to be u could he a tiny bit of the truth
jackk
Lik
Kayleigh
Just like Candor.
Katriss
Candor
#YOLOSWAG
The truth is the thruth. Dosent matter if it hurts it jsut the truth #YOLOSWAG
James Kunkle
"Honey does this make my butt look big?" Yes, yes it does, and I like it. ;D
Alexander McDonnell
Teacher: Did you complete your homework? Liar: No That why i choose tell the truth
Zaltys
That. Always having to lie would make life unbearable. Couldn't even do small things such as ordering a burger at McDonalds. You'd always have to lie about what you want. Not to mention important things such as having to change your address, but being unable to get past the social security checks...
Tommy Jing
truth can hurt but not as much as a lie
KostasMar8
a truth can hurt more than a lie, and a lie can hurt more than a truth.
allmai
lol
Jacky Ngai
Paradoxes are ¬awesome.
S.Jake
I regret my decision.
100
I hate lying, plus if you always lie then you will most likely heck up your life. lying can get you punished and your parents and grandparents will be mad at you if you lie to them. whoever picked red are most likely troublesome.
KostasMar8
always telling the truth and always lying are so bad. It's good to say the truth but sometimes its important to lie
Jake Gay Kid
just dont do anything so bad you have to lie about it, dumbasses
jooa
o gente eu snpre falei a verdade etao verdadeeee
LolsTheDols1337
it should be 99 (truth) vs 1 (lie)
100
make that 100 (truth) vs 0 (lie)
TheConundrum
Always lie and grow a long nose. Hell yes!
Kris Bryant
CUBS ARE THE BEST EVER all other teams suck
Jordan
if you tell the truth you would probably call your girlfriend or anyone ugly if the look good
I EAT PIZZA
you will f#ck up ur life if u tell da truth about everything
KostasMar8
you will fuck up your life in both situations tbh
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I WOULD NEVER LIE
KostasMar8
did you write this in first of April?
silver128
I lied
Adem Agdas
Id be afraid of someone asking me if i was a terrorist.
BrownieCakes
Honestly. I'm just shocked at how many people would od the right thing. Also, there are several indirect ways to answer questions. Eg "Did you kill this man" Possible answer scenarios: :Do you think i did, dumbass" (which lowers their confidence; "The world may never know..." (funny and gets you off the heat) Yes, i am a ruthless killing machine who slaughters everything in my path" (sarcasm, which tell the truth in fornt of their faces but are to unsure to consider.)
dclj721
you will eventually get caught up in to many lies
Super3dBoy
Honesty is the best policy.
Enderking0127
I would always be truthful so i could share my feelings and be comforted if i was sad or angry instead of trying to be happy all the time by lying. #TellTheTruthAlways. MLG weed.