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  • 327

    Jeff

    7 years ago

    gettin laid>killing things

    • 366

      Bob2ball

      7 years ago

      just because you saved her doesn't mean shell sleep with you

    • 209

      Aleksander Mortensen

      7 years ago

      Bob, at least it increases our chances of having sex with her.

    • 190

      Mizzoulover

      7 years ago

      You don't think slaying a dragon would help pick up chicks? And not just the one, either.

    • 116

      DudeGuy

      7 years ago

      Bob, who says she'd have a choice?

    • 69

      EdwardNigma

      7 years ago

      Like Mizz said. Plus, it's a fucking dragon. If that shit doesn't get you into Valhalla, nothing will.

    • 95

      fgim62

      7 years ago

      How else can i learn my new shouts?

    • 59

      Fush

      7 years ago

      @Dude you're a disgusting disgrace if you're implying rape

    • 15

      Anthony

      7 years ago

      I'm kind of sure mario and link were friendzoned or at least got a thank you kiss

    • 33

      David Michael Romano

      7 years ago

      It's a joke, Fush. Calm down.

    • 20

      Mike

      7 years ago

      but killing things = getting laid.

    • 28

      Trolhado

      7 years ago

      FUSRODAH

    • 16

      Stumblefish

      7 years ago

      Killing a dragon? IMO that would be infinitely awesome, besides, as many others have mentioned, we're not even sure the princess will have sex after the rescue

    • 11

      MolotovMugsy

      7 years ago

      already got my Princess x)

    • 10

      assrapeLoL

      7 years ago

      you can slay the dragon and then RAPE her.

    • 59

      JayDrew

      6 years ago

      Guys, guys, we FUCK the dragon!

    • 23

      Samantha Zapata

      6 years ago

      Save the girl ride the dragon

    • 15

      SaveTheRejects

      6 years ago

      Bob, you don't understand the physics of princess rescuing. Rescue the noble babe, get laid.

    • 25

      T.P.N

      6 years ago

      ever played Mario he never gets the booty in the end

    • 12

      Swag Randy

      6 years ago

      She could be fat or ugly maybe both. Fionna was an ogre. how often can you say hey i killed a dragon.

    • 11

      Rainbow Dash

      6 years ago

      FREAKING TOOTHLESS IS A CAT. No way am I killin' a kitten.

    • 6

      FinMagotti

      6 years ago

      Well well well, girls get all around you when you slay a dragon. trust me i have experience i am the dovahkiin...

    • 3

      Darksword527

      6 years ago

      Dear, Bob, toothless is the dragon equivalent to a cat and i could train him and kill you so yeah

    • 3

      axelthane

      6 years ago

      But what if it was a dragon princess? That would be bad

    • 2

      Matteo

      6 years ago

      killing things>getting laid

    • 1

      Anna

      6 years ago

      @DudeGuy you're a fucking slob

    • 5

      Mindaugas Taujanskas

      6 years ago

      Killin a humongus beast> Gettin laid by many ladies Thats how it works you kill a dragon Ladies fuck you!

    • 4

      Clayton Rickey

      6 years ago

      Shrek didn't kill the dragon and he still got himself a woman.

    • 2

      Sam

      5 years ago

      The babes would flock around at such an amazing feat, and plus killing a dragon would let me hang up it's head in my castle, which I would earn for slaying the beast.

    • 6

      L1L F1RE

      5 years ago

      If you slay the dragon you probably save many people. Many women. Who are very grateful.

    • 3

      NotWillFerrell

      5 years ago

      Do I get to sleep with her

    • 2

      NotWillFerrell

      5 years ago

      @jaydrew yes were going to rape a dragon

    • 2

      jaxcai

      5 years ago

      i regret my decision after reading this

    • 3

      Jaime10337

      5 years ago

      What if she is not your type or she is ugly

    • 4

      Mr Spoon

      5 years ago

      No rescuing princesses! I AM A FRIGGIN ARGONIAN DRAGONBORN! I will whisper this into your ear, princess rescuers: Fus Ro Dah.

    • 6

      Mr Spoon

      5 years ago

      And this suddenly came to my mind: Now somebody who likes both will make alternative of furries...

    • 2

      Utah G

      5 years ago

      killing some creature which nobody has ever seen

    • 4

      Deandrea Myrick

      4 years ago

      Dovah kin

    • 3

      GeneralBoomer

      4 years ago

      @Rainbow Dash That changed my vote. Why not befriend the dragon, tell it to let go of the princess (therefore saving her). You get a dragon friend and a princess

    • 4

      will

      4 years ago

      the princess is in the other castle !!! help the dragon become friends and play video games adventure over done

    • 7

      will

      4 years ago

      Elder Scrolls On the Wiki Wiki Activity Random article Videos Photos Chat Forum Maps Elder Scrolls Online Skyrim Series Community Contribute Watchlist Random article Recent changes Skyrim Soundtrack 38,857PAGES ON THIS WIKI View source Talk9 Skyrim Soundtrack Four Disc Set Panorama of the Skyrim Soundtrack Four Disk set Skyrim features a fully orchestrated, original score, similar to Oblivion. The soundtrack has strong similarities with previous games in the series, including the main theme. The Skyrim theme has been released and its lyrics are written in the language of the dragons. Contents[show] Release The four CD set (autographed by composer Jeremy Soule) was originally released the week after the game's North American release date. The set was originally only available via Directsong for $29.99 USD, however it became available on iTunes in January 2013 for $15.99 USD. Cover images Skyrim Soundtrack Cover Front cover. Skyrim Soundtrack Cover Back Back cover. Track List Track lists CD 1 CD 2 CD 3 CD 4 Dragonborn Awake From Past to Present Unbroken Road Ancient Stones The City Gates Silent Footsteps Dragonsreach Tooth and Claw One They Fear Death or Sovngarde Masser Distant Horizons Dawn The Jerall Mountains Steel on Steel Secunda Imperial Throne Frostfall Night without Stars Into Darkness Kyne's Peace Unbound Far Horizons A Winter's Tale The Bannered Mare The Streets of Whiterun The Forest of Darkness The White River Silence Unbroken Standing Stones Beneath the Ice Tundra Journey's End Before the Storm A Chance Meeting Out of the Cold Around the Fire Shadows and Echoes Caught off Guard Aurora Blood and Steel Towers and Shadows Seven Thousand Steps Solitude Watch the Skies The Gathering Storm Sky Above, Voice Within Death in the Darkness Shattered Shields Sovngarde Wind Guide You Skyrim Atmospheres Lyrics In the dragon language Music-icon Play Length: 0:29 Description: Skyrim's theme song 'Dragonborn' by Jeremy Soule, from 2:06 to 2:35 The lyrics to Dragonborn are as follows Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan, Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Huzrah nu, kul do od, wah aan bok lingrah vod, Ahrk fin tey, boziik fun, do fin gein! Wo lost fron wah ney dov, ahrk fin reyliik do jul, Voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein Ahrk fin zul, rok drey kod, nau tol morokei frod, Rul lot Taazokaan motaad voth kein! Sahrot Thu'um, med aan tuz, vey zeim hokoron pah, Ol fin Dovahkiin komeyt ok rein! Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan, Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal! Ahrk fin Kel lost prodah, do ved viing ko fin krah, Tol fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein! Alduin, feyn do jun, kruziik vokun staadnau, Voth aan bahlok wah diivon fin lein! Nuz aan sul, fent alok, fod fin vul dovah nok, Fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz! Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot, Dovahkiin kos fin saviik do muz! Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin, Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal! Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!

    • 2

      Anemianiac from Agar

      4 years ago

      have you seen what happened on family guy when mario saved princess peach ? not even a kiss .

    • 4

      Hellajalapenos

      4 years ago

      Why the hell do I wanna kill the dragon when I can just ride it and get laid after dat?

    • 1

      Matheus Wey

      3 years ago

      "Its better garanty the today´s bread than the duck of tomorrow"

    • 3

      Lýkos

      3 years ago

      Save the princess, be friends with the guy who slays the dragon, both bang the princess. BOOM, win-win :D

    • 3

      ~Le Arthur~

      3 years ago

      Save The Princess Coz I Know How It Feels To Get Laid And Have Sex xD

    • 3

      Spiorf

      3 years ago

      What if because you didn't slay the dragon, it comes back and kills everyone and thing you ever cared about, including the princess. You would be stuck with the guilt of causing everyone's death because you didn't kill it when you had the chance. A one night stand (and that's if she doesn't go all Princess Peach on you) isn't worth the lives of everyone you cherish.

    • 5

      Chris

      3 years ago

      She is probably a bitch

    • 2

      JScout

      3 years ago

      Dragon might be a pussy so u dont have to fight it. It might let you in

    • 5

      itzVexor

      3 years ago

      Wow of course it's all about sex with you dumbfucks. I was thinking about how many lives I could save. Save just the princess and have the whole kingdom die, or save the whole kingdom including the princess and also look like a badass.

    • 3

      Anthony

      3 years ago

      I like how everyone here is arguing over banging the princess

    • 2

      Michael DAvanzo

      3 years ago

      Who says the Dargon didn't capture the princess? I would slay the dragon, then rescue the princess.

    • 1

      Logan Page

      3 years ago

      Yeah if u slay the dragon u will probably get the girls

    • 0

      Ryan D. V. Caricofe

      3 years ago

      Kill Dragon, Everyone will want you...

    • 0

      Deeznuts

      3 years ago

      Id rather have pussy of royalty than fame that pussy has to feel good on a dick like mine

    • 2

      Rand Al'Thor

      3 years ago

      Getting the sweet rewards of an ecstatic smoking hot princess.

    • 0

      nickfree63

      3 years ago

      walks into bar with dragon head..."i killed the fuckin dragon"=all the bitches

    • 2

      Tzuyu Chou

      3 years ago

      why does this site assume everyone is a guy?

    • 1

      Edward

      3 years ago

      You'd probably get the princess after slaying the dragon anyway.

    • 2

      puppylord

      3 years ago

      i would rather get laid but ima girl soooooooo what do i pick

    • 1

      Dragirl

      3 years ago

      Dont kill me!

    • 1

      Alex

      3 years ago

      Be epic means getting any princess you want. Suck it Mario!

    • 0

      BlaziKicks1779

      3 years ago

      Agree

    • 0

      BlaziKicks1779

      3 years ago

      Hell Yeah I would get laid and bang the shit out of her than killing a dradon I LOVE DRAGONS!!!

    • 0

      CreeperTron259

      3 years ago

      If you take the dragon, she'd probably do the same thing

    • 0

      PSNjoejoejoe12s

      3 years ago

      IF you slayed a dragon you would be a legend and get more bitches what if the princess is not attractive you would not want any sex but if she was all the bitches would probably be hotter but maybe have std's well i can have alot of children to remember me but i want to live. If i did slay it though i would become new king due to awesomeness.

    • 1

      Outrageous Furball

      3 years ago

      I'm a girl

    • 0

      Oli

      3 years ago

      but then you have more than one and cheat on the others left with zero when you can have a rich girl @psnjoejoe12s

    • 0

      ScaN

      3 years ago

      Rape?

    • 0

      lamp18

      3 years ago

      Being laid by a princess is way more sure if u already slayed a dragon than rescue the princess and gain nothing... If u get laid by her, she could kill u by just say to the king that she got raped... and TADA!

    • 0

      davien

      3 years ago

      this was a hard one

    • 0

      Sage1029

      3 years ago

      My thought process killing things>anything that doesn't have to do with theft, murder, death etc.

    • 0

      SWATGUNNER

      3 years ago

      WTF YOU COULD DO BOTH IF YOU PICK TO SLAY THE DRAGON

    • 1

      goodra

      2 years ago

      Yeah lets "slay" the dragon. wink wink nudge nudge. and if your wondering what gender it is it's your dicision but here is what i'm thinking i.imgur.com/8gLWKTp.jpg

    • 0

      goodra

      2 years ago

      Informal greatly impress or amuse (someone). so you can also slay him or her with hugs https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/34/64/e4/3464e4450c7228660c12cca0334535bb.jpg

    • 1

      000000

      2 years ago

      raydash attack

    • 1

      AT_LEAST_U_TRIED

      2 years ago

      You could always fuck the dragon after you kill it anyway

    • 1

      GriffinDoge420826

      2 years ago

      It might sound weird but I'm not a big fan of dragons, so if I kill one there would be one less dragon in the world (even though dragons don't exist)

    • 1

      TheChosenOne

      2 years ago

      I would rather save a damsel in distress than risk my life against a dragon

    • 0

      jameson

      2 years ago

      it doesn't say you would get laid, plus just because you saved someone doesn't mean you get a free pass to bangcity.

    • 1

      Alexa

      2 years ago

      plees i am a girl. i no lesbian.

    • 1

      Kyut

      2 years ago

      I dont need no girl

    • 0

      sinan

      2 years ago

      much more of an epic story

    • 0

      Bob

      2 years ago

      You didn't slay the dragon?!

    • 0

      Gree-Bi of Sir

      2 years ago

      Me if I had killed the dragon: Yay! I unleashed all of my festering unbridled hatred on this beast that may or may not have deserved it. Only lost MOST of my limbs. Me now that a saved the princess: Yay! I saved a life instead of murdering! And princess, I will not ask to do the sex, but I am open to it. However, could you spare for few gold coins? Kinda need to pay for College.

    • 1

      Ethan

      1 year ago

      I want to fuck the dragon

    • 0

      Monty

      1 year ago

      what if the princess is an ugly, fat, inbred slob?

    • 0

      Coaster Bot

      1 year ago

      Killing something evil > getting AIDS.

    • 0

      GuyWhoCantUsername

      1 year ago

      1) You're assuming she will sleep with you, 2) It's only one person, so even if she does sleep with you, now you're stuck with her as she gets old, 3) As the dragonslayer, you can probably get multiple women over a long period of time and choose the one you like the most when you're ready to settle down, instead of locking yourself in with one princess you might not even like.

    • 0

      chcchh

      1 year ago

      Ba a absolute badass for life. who cares about a silly little brat when you can kill a dragon. fus-ro-da.

    • 0

      Invader

      1 year ago

      90% won't get laid by a princess but if it is a 100% chance take it then

    • 0

      SILO

      6 months ago

      You would get stupid rich if you killed a dragon

    • 0

      David

      4 weeks ago

      Literally about to comment this lmao

  • 60

    Mudata

    7 years ago

    Legendary status>Busting a nut

  • 34

    Aren

    7 years ago

    Who else is here because of xKapownd?

  • 33

    Alduin_World_Eater

    7 years ago

    You can't expect me to slay myself

  • 25

    Ross ThunderStroke Heyman

    6 years ago

    Give her the D

    • 0

      BlaziKicks1779

      3 years ago

      lol i so agree And rather first ride the dragin with the princess on tyhe way get a kiss mouth-to-mouth and lastly,get laid and bang her! THE END

    • 0

      000000

      2 years ago

      buhbuhbuh red 53% is more intressive

  • 24

    Velatus

    7 years ago

    I'm farming for epic drops.

    • 0

      arachnidjds

      3 years ago

      aww yeah this shit does 666 damage this was TOTALLY worth not getting laid for

    • 1

      000000

      2 years ago

      buh buh buh

  • 17

    jack notman

    7 years ago

    why would you kill a dragon?????????

  • 16

    Libby Timms

    7 years ago

    I love Dragons. I'd never kill one. c:

  • 11

    Handsome Stranger

    7 years ago

    Why would you want to kill a dragon?

  • 8

    SAUCY SCOTSMAN

    7 years ago

    I'd rather slay the princess. If you know what I mean.

  • 8

    jazzhands

    7 years ago

    Definitely slaying a dragon, because I can't do that in real life. Although it seems the other 1,284 people can't get a girl in real life :)

    • 10

      Demon1981

      7 years ago

      Well here is how I thought of it, I become royalty, rich, and usually the princess is pretty hot.

    • 7

      Giovanni Oliver

      7 years ago

      Rescue the princess: get paid a ton, recognized as a brave guy, and chances with a royal woman might've skyrocketed. Slay the dragon: you are now a renowned badass, slayer, and brave guy, feared by ruffians who would try to steal and such from you, you get paid a ton from bounties on the dragon, everyone terrorized by the dragon now glorifies you, and your chances with at least 50% of the available female population just skyrocketed.

    • 8

      Mikkel

      6 years ago

      @Giovanni Exccept in skyrim. Bandit: Hey guys. Lets mug that guy that just killed a dragon and ate his soul.

    • 1

      ncab

      5 years ago

      Da ladies love a dragon slayer.

    • 0

      Drey

      3 years ago

      LOL

    • 0

      The Dragon Nest

      2 years ago

      why would anyone kill a dragon unless its a bad guy or its a dragon vs dragon

  • 7

    Terry Arnell Morton

    6 years ago

    If you slay the dragon wouldn't that free her too

  • 7

    River_Turtle

    7 years ago

    I don't want to murder a dragon

  • 7

    Joshua Gallagher

    7 years ago

    Slaying a dragon would probably get you bitches. Many, many, MANY bitches. How many times has Mario gotten laid?

  • 6

    NinjaPotato

    5 years ago

    Well... Mario saved the Princess and all he got was a kiss and a fucking cake.

    • 0

      674pain

      3 years ago

      yes he DOES get the cake and kisses if you know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • 6

    Vincenzo Sindoni III

    7 years ago

    I get to absorb a dragon soul, maybe learn a new shout and get awesome drops!

  • 6

    Mclovin

    7 years ago

    I'm only in it for the loot.

  • 5

    Charles Manson

    7 years ago

    why can't i slay the princess and rescue the dragon? She can be a real bitch sometimes.

  • 5

    xavortm

    7 years ago

    why to kill the poor creature?

  • 5

    Mack

    7 years ago

    Dragons are cool.

  • 5

    chuck216

    7 years ago

    What is a gay guy going to do with a princess?

  • 4

    Exodu5

    6 years ago

    Mario saved the princess and didn't get dick for it, dragons keep gold in their cave.

    • 1

      674pain

      3 years ago

      he gets a kiss.. if ya know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • 4

    DiamondDovah

    6 years ago

    I want the dragon to be alive, then I can befriend it. I love dragons :D

  • 4

    Rickson Goncalves

    7 years ago

    Is it like Mario or Zelda where I can't get layed l, and rescue the princess gets her but killing a dragon gets you respected and feared, people will think twice about going after you

    • 0

      674pain

      3 years ago

      BRUH it happens off screen plus why would they have sex in a KIDS game? or atleast a game that kids play

  • 4

    MaxAttack

    7 years ago

    Please. Like I would rather have sex than kill a gigantic fire-breathing monster in what I assume would be the battle of the ages. I can see it now. Sword in one hand, shield in the other. Or maybe sword and magic spell. Or maybe go full Drizzt with dual scimitars. Maybe I could fight alongside a dwarf with a battle-axe, a mage, a barbarian, and an archer. Oh hell yes. Barbarian charges in, screaming to the gods while swinging his war hammer left and right, slaying goblin minions and making the others piss themselves. Mage starts throwing fire and lighting from his hands like nothing else. Dwarf runs up the dragons back and starts swinging away at the abdomen as if he was chopping wood. Archer shooting flaming arrows towards the dragons eyes, not killing him but pissing him off. I then run in with a sword in one hand and a dagger in the other and jump on the dragons head, chopping off his snout and gouging out his eyes, all while epic (Like the textbook definition epic. heroic; majestic; impressively great) music plays in the background. I then claim my share of the dragons treasure hoard, finding indestructible leather armor and mail shirts. Maybe a new sword and dagger. Or, you know, have sex.

  • 4

    nippleman

    7 years ago

    are you sure ther are not the same question =口=

  • 4

    zrayz0123

    7 years ago

    Wait princess of england fuck yeah

  • 3

    Russell Coight

    3 years ago

    Kill something that is awesome or get some royal puss

  • 3

    Marcus20

    3 years ago

    I wanted to rescue the dragon and slay the princess :(

    • 0

      Dragirl

      3 years ago

      Me too

    • 0

      674pain

      3 years ago

      i want to slay the princess too! if ya know what i mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • 3

    Mariam

    3 years ago

    I like dragons:(

  • 3

    Arctic Wolf

    3 years ago

    Dragons are beautiful and majestic creatures

  • 3

    I am here

    3 years ago

    I like dragons

  • 3

    eduard zagan

    6 years ago

    then the dragon best friend XD doesnt say the dragon must be evil

  • 3

    Bushlord

    6 years ago

    Well guess what?....The princess is fat and ugly!

    • 1

      674pain

      3 years ago

      her chest is fat but not ugly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • 3

    Emily

    6 years ago

    Rescue the dragon, slay the princess c:

  • 3

    MyOpinionIsRight

    6 years ago

    I have a princess already, and I always wanted to slay my brother

  • 3

    Syed

    7 years ago

    Society has emasculated our men

  • 0

    Peepee

    1 day ago

    I’d slay the princess then befriend the dragon then take over the kingdom. So I’d choose neither, but I’ll save the princess then murder her, then befriend the dragon and take over the kingdom

  • 0

    TheRealDhruvin

    1 day ago

    then i can have sex with her and eat her vagina

  • 0

    Hollow

    1 week ago

    I don't want to kill a dragon, I want to save it

  • 2

    NEANDREWTAL

    2 years ago

    i am not hurting an innocent dragon

  • 2

    ImpossibleGirl

    3 years ago

    Why would I want to hurt a dragon.

  • 2

    uberdupersupertruper

    3 years ago

    why cant i just befriend/tame the dragon and leave the princess to rot in another castle ha.

  • 2

    Yoinktastick77

    3 years ago

    you would get way more ladies and you would get more dragon souls {:

  • 2

    MClaraA

    4 years ago

    So... I don't need to kill, great

  • 2

    Roderius

    5 years ago

    what if the dragon IS the princess?

  • 2

    kitteneyejo

    5 years ago

    if youre all so concerned about having sex, why not fuck the dragon?

  • 2

    Blake

    6 years ago

    But what if that dragon was a bro? I wouldn't want to kill a brogon! We have no way of knowing if they'd be bros or not.

    • 1

      Dragirl

      3 years ago

      The dragon in the question is my brother

  • 0

    Devil

    1 week ago

    You cant rescue the princess without slaying the dragon

  • 2

    Just the Tip

    7 years ago

    Peach is a bitch by the way

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