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Andrew Schwartz
N...B...A... Mutha Efffaa!
Daemon
Being tall does not grant you Basketball skills.
Alvo Razzi
It granted Yao Ming that.
Plutters
It doesn't grant you Basketball skills but who needs them when the other players can't reach the ball...
max
@Grammar Nazi um.........you can dunk WITHOUT JUMPING and freaking block ANYONE. So, yeah it does.
Katelyn Stimpson
@Grammer Nazi....try being 4 ft tall and saying that to someone 10 ft tall and see how that turns out for ya...
Legitsu
No, Grammar Nazi, but being ten feet tall does!
T.P.N
space jam mofo...
Olliver Banks
being black grants you basketball skills
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Robert Wadlow, the confirmed tallest man in history at 8' 11.1" (2.72 m), died at 22.
Casey Reese Walker
I'm not that far off anyway.
Max
Feeeeeee fiiiiiii foooooooooooe fuuuuuuuuum
Max
@molly ...because he had a blister. OWNED!
Sean Isaacs-Moehring
hey andrew... wait until a basketball game how do you get there..... especially if you live in another state........... to tall for car, air plane, or even a train.... ride a bike from state to state or walk...... just sayin'
Thatguy
be the Center, always dunk, and you basically can touch the basket with you hair, noone can get a shot past you unless they do some passing.
Agatha
Yes, and then die because your heart can't support your body :/
Cody Dudash
You wouldn't be able to fit anywhere, you could never find close in your size, and you would probably die of organ failure in your early twenties. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Wadlow http://www.thetallestman.com/
Alexela311
im probably going to be close to this height anyway...
Kat
Studies show that more people over seven feet tall have more medical issues and die sooner ._. HOBBIT POWAH!!!
Musicgirl20021
People that tall die very quickly... nobody has been ten feet yet so you never know when your'e heart's gonna fail.
Claufia
Blue team,SHUT UP! I'd be the fucking SLENDERMAN! >:) Muhahahaha!
Carlos
How do you sleep where,do you,sleep -.- idiot
Somerandomwizard
Ok people, it says nothing about organ failure or anything. We'd be just fine
Jacob Dittmer
I love how it says "No steroids".
Evalgra
NO STEROIDS
Heroboy99
Size is better
FrostFire
you'd bang your head on the rim
Natetheskate63
COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!!!
Wilson Wolf
@[deleted] Cause of death: Infection.
Liam Martin
Mutha Fucka!!!!
Gracedatrumpetplayer
im 4 ft anyway
Pusheen5ever
Hey. I'd rather be a Hobbit than be a super tall Elf. Actually, I'm neutral... Because an Elf has really good bow skills, but Hobbits can slip away easily. Meh. Agree if you understand my Lord of the Rings reference.
NotDankEnough
Taller means faster death. Physics. Has something to do with gravity
Kiefer Motherland
midget bowling, motha!
sourcupcake123
i will never be more than 5'3" or so anyway, its not like I am losing much
BuckeyesDawg
You wouldn't fit in your house if you were 10 feet tall
bluejay17
@ top dude you steeled my comment i was going to say nba
shadowthewolf
im 8 feet tall and I'm 21......
Wokadee2004
Forget basketball, how are you gonna walk through doors?
Ambitionous
Daemon is wrong no one could grab the ball when you dunk
Jeremiah Baker
@Sean Isaacs-Moehring: if you were that tall you would need a volted celling in your car and that would make you look even more dushy than a lifted truck.
Ralph the amazing
you dumbass your legs would not be able to support your body!
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You would bang your head on every doorway ever
BraZZers
my dick will finaly be average
HeptSoul1637
I'm already close enough. Too used to it.
loui
you realise will not be able to walk properly and will die a very early death
Some Sort of Asian
Slam dunk every time you catch the ball
animal10090
@oliver banks HELL NO IT DOESNT
Corncakes
I'm already 5'6 and Im a dood
I'll follow the sun
There's a wasp's nest on the roof you say? You want me to take care of it, you say? Ah shucks, I gotta go home and, uh, uh, f-feed my pet- monkey. Bye!
Maddie
its better to be short than tall and i don't care
PikaPlays
Millions off of nba
OMG It's Drake
I mean, 10 foot?! It's like 3-4 metres. How can you even fit in a normal building?
Joey Ralston
You wouldn't be able to walk if you were ten feet tall
Saje007
Being 4 feet tall would only decrease my height by 7 inches
Jethro Jireh
Everyone have to get to my level bitch
Swiftfoot122
Olliver Bank that's racist.
ElStupido
Guys dafuq being 10ft tall would actually have some serious health issues. The tallest man in the world died when he was 29. 29!
goodra
ElStupido, if there is a magic to turn you into a giant, than that same magic could make you able to live you life healthily and happily.
Leroy
I'm already only 4' 10" I can live with losing the extra 10
Jonny
I want to be 10 feet tall
rosey
I would really like to be tall when I am short
JAY 88
I shall be smol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sam Roof
When your super tall you're going to die because of that like Robert wardlow
Plox
Lmaooooo I don't play basketball
Roze
Much easier to find clothing and very tall people can have a lot of health issues
Ethan
Like what? Just curious.
Toby Lurio
@Ethan They die prematurely, have to use a cane to walk, look deformed, etc.
Kasper Kirketerp-Mø
They can have a lot of health issues? Verry small people can't? Are you fucking kidding me?
Stickman47
Being 4 feet tall isn't being very small, at all.
Lord English
Didn't say you couldn't have additional muscle and bone strength to support your increased size. If this were the case, I'd be the largest and strongest man who ever lived, by far. And that would be awesome!
SageOfSixPaths
I could dunk whenever I wanted to.
EddieBobJoe
Andre the Giant died naturally at 46. He was 7 foot 4, and weighed about 500 pounds. 46 years old? Yeah, seems like he died pretty early.
rarity the unicorn
youll have health issues once im done stepping on you
jl5229
NBA here I come
Eboniel
4 feet tall is very short. You would be well within the limits of being considered a dwarf on a medical level.
Timothy
It's also easier to be severely underweight when you are tall, but for shorter people, it depends on your metabolism.
alisox
I was going to mention Andre the Giant as well. Like others said, giants do not live very long. Most of the time their hearts can't support their massive bodies and they die young.
LegGains
Dat vertical doh
equiples
You would be the best center in the NBA, don't think you have to worry about health issues
equiples
You would be the best center in the NBA, don't think you have to worry about health issues
ashhh
What hhhh
Maximillian Steele
You could still be young and growing
Soul Stare
A ten year old would be 4 ft. Midgets are 4 ft. I would be normal.
skyrimmian
You won't necessarily develop any health problems as a tall person. This is already a fantasy situation therefore if you selected 10 feet tall than you might just suddenly become that height without any problems. Most of the time health risks are due to imbalance of hormones in the body whereas this one would be due to a selection on a website therefore you would miss out on most of the health risks.
sourcupcake123
Yeah, the hormonal imbalance often causes medical conditions, and usually you can't feel your feet because of bad circulation. This doesn't just happen in humans, Great Danes (one of the biggest dog breeds) have very short life expectancies and lots of medical problems, presumably for the same reason
sourcupcake123
they don't always have health issues, but it is very likely
BuckeyesDawg
@rarity the unicorn if you could step on someone who was 6 feet smaller then you
Alex
4 feet? I've grown!!!
Mara Wana
Literally the oldest person diagnosed with Gigantism lived is 55 years. And he was only ~7ish ft. You add another 2 &1/2 ft on, you probably wont live very long at all. Most people with Gigantism didnt live past 35. Good luck anybody who picked red. Youre gonna need it.
OMG It's Drake
Like let's not talk about the health issues. I would need a freaking tailor to tailor my clothes?
Nova 0911
True. Taller can die faster.
goodra
unless the magic that made you a giant also gives you the ability to live healthily and happily with your new size.
goodra
and if you want to not hit your head, just duck your head down.
mrbobthecat
how do i change my mind i want to fit inside of a porshe
Cait
i'd rather not hit my head on the doorframe every time i entered a room.
Jonathan Massari
Doorframes and parking garages!
LordTetris
I want to reach the top shelf
weebo
No need to be tall to reach the top shelf, that's what a ladder is for.
Aura
Just duck down
Nolan
you are definetly right im 4'11 and im completely fine
Frost Falcon
Or anything. you literally could not fit anywhere without ducking.
Nicholas
i would be the best basketball player ever
august
Just becuase you Are 10 feet tall dosen't mean you would all of the sudden get amazing basketball skills.
Demonsnack
yet if he'd get the ball nobody could reach him, which would make him unstoppable with some training
Theodercius
Actually, you'd be dead. Either your heart wouldn't pump your blood hard enough to reach your head or you would have a ridiculously high blood pressure and burst every capillary in your body. Either way: Dead.
Ardit
Fact: tall people are respected and trusted more than short people.
[deleted]
Well, JEEZ thanks boosting up MY confidence!
Gino Deleo
Fact: The only people who are concerned with height are casting directors and assholes.
BearsAreDumb
And women.
Nolan
go fuck your self im that short and still very well trusted
Theodercius
Fact: Tall people die young.
catc0617
I'm already short. So being a tad bit shorter wouldn't make a huge difference. XD
Elena
My thoughts. Plus I'm Irish so a green suit and a fake beard would make me the perfect leprechaun there can be.
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MidgetForLife
Mark Ning
NBA domination
august
You're just tall, Not granted Basketball Pro Skills By a Genie.
Merovean
For chrissakes america, use the metric system like hte rest of us.
theTexan
I don't care about Chris's sake and America should always be capitalized because it's the greatest nation in the world.
TVG16
Im tall already just don't want to be short. I would feel inferior. No offense to short ppl.
Benjamin Walters
Don't make them feel like people.
Lauren Hackett
i like being most people wish they were tall
Imagoodperson
But if you were tall, you would die much faster
God of Knowledge
If I were 4ft tall, I could never ride a roller coaster.
Nolan
shut the fuck up
PAtrick leedle
butthurt much
j-boy
Why would anyone want to be as short as a gnome when they can be a freaking tower?
iamsko
Pro basketball!
Zellona
Just wait until the limbo contest…
niewiem33
People who are too tall have health issues as their heart cannot pump the blood so far around and they die quicker, like the tallest man on earth is having lots of health problems
Abby Ryan
Practically there anyways.
YourFather
NBA contract, here I come!
River_Song
short people look fatter.
EmilyMae
lol
Nolan
dick
PAtrick leedle
wow
Kerandir
Can see live concert from ur home. FUCK YEAH.
Ramroc
HELL YEAH! An increase of mass means super strength! or at least, I think that's how it works...
Minecrafter1215
*chuckles*
EmilyMae
i am 4'11 so no skin off my nose!!!
Pimpsta
Midgets get monetary compensation.
Chaosfiend
Fuck yeah! Slenderman prank!!
luisaswim
I'd love to be able to stand in a room without worrying about my head hitting the ceiling. Besides, when you're short it's easier to blend in. In other words, tall people can be seen no matter where they are since they're taller than everyone else. Short people can hide in a crowd. Oh, and I'm already fairly short, so yeah.
Freddie290303
YOU COULD BE THE BEST AT HIDE AND SEEK!!
Morgan
ikr
Mkakee
I would be 10 feet tall... as long as the heath issues don't matter... but doors would be annoying
Violet
I'm 4"8', sooooo...
Eli
Same here
Nolan
im 4'11 easy to do things and its not hard being short
Theodercius
I'm 6'5. You guys made the right choice.
Kayden
Same
EverfreeSparkle
Why would anyone not want to fit in a house?
Brandon
btw you become basket ball star and considering how tall basket ball player are the doors into those arenas are at least 9 feet tall just bend over and when u become a rich basket ball star u can get everything custom made so it doesn't matter how tall u are
H0TR0D98
Why is everyone so against being tall?
quadrplax
I'd like to be in the Guinness World Records
maindog
I could get cats and other stuff out of trees!
djdanyboy
Hobbits are 4 foot 3 so I could be a hobbit!!
Christine
Hobbits.
meoerrr
i'd be fun kicking people around
Greenl
I always dreamed of being a giant
TheJDMpanda
10ft+suit=slenderman
Jack Brown
ha
Regret
I already am...
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Oh...
Notmortal
id be dead before i even hit 30 years old
Greg
At 10 ft I'd be the tallest man alive at 4ft I'd just be freakish short but not the shortest
Harper
Being shorter is cuter and u fit in small spaces... and bigger things fit in you ;] I'm a girl btw
Kiante R.
10 feet=You can't support your body weight. You only live for about 20 years and you need a crane or wheelchair to move!
Savi Ramirez
Again i am, with 11 inches
Ben Xyloto
Grmmr Nazi: False
theme1337
a 10 feet tall dude would have trouble waking inside a house for normal people.
kiff
Be a phenomenon that would make alot of money and be famous or be a midget
snowman
Die in your 20's as well
John
You will have the guiness world record for being 10 feet tall 3 meters
Elijah Mathews Henry
there is a lot more advantages of being 4 feet tall, than being 10 feet tall. If you are 10 feet tall, you have to get everything custom made. For example, you need to get custom made shoes, because normal shoes an average height person can where are to small for you to fit in. You have to get your house/apartment custom mad too, because you cant fit into it! you would knock into every door head. Also, you would have to get your bed custom made too. Because your feet would dangle from the bed. And you would be uncomfortable. At least if you are 4 feet tall, you don't have to get your house custom made, your shoes custom made, your bed custom made, or anything else custom made, because stores have the right size things for you.
Andy
Hello
Sherman
Hello Bitch
Kayden
I'm already 4 feet tall.