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48% be a student the rest of your life

52% be a teacher the rest of your life

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Be a student the rest of your life
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Be a teacher the rest of your life

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  • 245

    DarklordTheo

    8 years ago

    Those who can't do teach. Those who can't teach, teach Gym

    • 8

      Lewis

      8 years ago

      Brilliant

    • 36

      Nick

      8 years ago

      for those who can't learn, teach :))

    • 20

      Emily Niall Cøbbin

      7 years ago

      School of rock quote !!x

    • 3

      RoryBrinkmann

      7 years ago

      you stole that from school house rock

    • 30

      Gage Lamb

      7 years ago

      RoryBrinkmann, no he didn't. o____o School of Rock. Not school house rock.

    • 14

      Ash Alopex

      7 years ago

      Given that that saying and variations on it are older than television, I think it's safe to say it's not originally from School of Rock.

    • 2

      Vericose Veins

      7 years ago

      FAVORITE MOVIE. SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES. OMFG

    • 0

      Jay Tardis Kent

      7 years ago

      School of Rock reference?

    • 2

      Tim Schneider

      7 years ago

      Better than being in school the rest of my life.

    • 5

      Muschi

      7 years ago

      Be a gym teacher and get to boss people around? FUCK YEAH.

    • 10

      Shillness

      7 years ago

      It didn't said you had to be a teacher IN A SCHOOL.

    • 23

      Dudugs

      7 years ago

      hello students. Today I'm gonna talk about WW2. The nazis were in trouble so they made an army of creepers, but they blew up. America was helped by superman. Meanwhile at Aperture Science portal guns started to be distributed. Oh wait time's over, gonna get my salary. leaves classrom

    • 3

      Anorexic_Kangaroo

      7 years ago

      Those who can't teach gym, do ( if you catch my drift (; )

    • 0

      James Matcott

      7 years ago

      Stickickittothemaniosis

    • 1

      FinMagotti

      7 years ago

      Hmph...teachers don't get girls

    • 1

      LIKEABOSS

      6 years ago

      i'd have Friends

    • 2

      OoFluffyDinosoO

      6 years ago

      We're kind of always learning.. Right? And teaching.. Soo.. Yeah.

    • 3

      Cody Dudash

      6 years ago

      Everybody is constantly learning new things, so everybody is technically a student.

    • 5

      Glaceon999

      5 years ago

      Start a school where you misteach children. "So, in WW2 the zombies were approaching... but Godzilla jumped in, took the bites and killed them all with a breath of flame before getting infected. Sadly, he was shot down for food. Any questions? No? Let's move on. Selfies were started that day by the Devil's forces as they rejoiced that one of their nemesises was killed..."

    • 0

      Blacker_Herobrine

      4 years ago

      Nice School of Rock Quote

    • 1

      shadowthewolf

      4 years ago

      im a student in a university and i don't know when this torture is going to end.

    • 3

      shadowthewolf

      4 years ago

      i would be a horrible teacher because once our teacher told me to give a speech to the 1st graders to make them feel better and i said to the 1st graders to make them feel better "hey kids remember when all of you failed the test yesterday?" they said "yes" i said "you guys tried your best and you failed so the moral of the story is never try" and they literally never tried on any tests at all and my teacher was like "ill let you go this time arshee" and thats why i should never be a teacher XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

    • 1

      JackJack

      4 years ago

      at least i do the easy part and i'm a kid who plays video games at home no choise for me student

    • 0

      Tim

      4 years ago

      Heh, I think my life would be pretty miserable. Let's just say that I'm not the sportiest.

    • 0

      GABY

      3 years ago

      both r horrific

    • 0

      Cloud Dasher

      3 years ago

      Technically the teacher can to. Also has anyone here thought about not a school teacher but, a work place teacher. Someone who teaches the noobs how to do what needs to be done. Like me i teach noobs who come into our facility to work a fiber 300 which is in reference a lazer. Due to that's all the new guys ever call it. >.>

    • 0

      StarTheMidEvilKnight

      3 years ago

      I actualy giong 2 school.

    • 0

      Blitz

      3 years ago

      lol best teacher ever *sleeps through class*

    • 1

      Liam

      3 years ago

      But i get paid for being a techer

    • 0

      ajrjcjslam

      3 years ago

      GADEEM

    • 0

      Gamer Studios

      3 years ago

      Easy, Would you rather Be the Teached, or Teach up to 20-100 students a year!

    • 0

      Bast198

      2 years ago

      Welp I can tell people to do jumping jacks or something while I play poker on my laptop

    • 0

      Moonpie116

      2 years ago

      well id teach how to stay at home and sleep B)

    • 0

      zombie lady

      2 years ago

      LOL

    • 0

      yourbuddyflowey

      2 years ago

      wait, you need to learn to no what to teach, and teach what you learned, and another student will teach, making and endless cycle...

  • 39

    Simon

    8 years ago

    Lol I loved high school, I would love to be student...

    • 4

      Freq-Sho

      7 years ago

      hated school be learning more and more stuff Fuck yes! Learn Judo, muay thai, capoeria, programming, black smithing, so on

    • 2

      Wigglenuts

      7 years ago

      my choice would be college.. high school sucked

    • 3

      curtis

      6 years ago

      you wouldn't really have the chance to have a good job, so you wouldn't get much money, whereas if you're a teacher, you earn money :D

    • 1

      exavier

      3 years ago

      school is not awesome its dumb

  • 23

    Lord English

    7 years ago

    Doesn't specify school teacher.... "Hello, I am your master. Today we shall learn the ways of kung fu. Sand the fence."

  • 19

    Jousis

    8 years ago

    PE teacher. Dodgeball all day, erry day. Free money!

  • 16

    Michaila Ward

    8 years ago

    Frig, You don't get paid for being a student, you get paid for being a teacher, why the hell not?

  • 12

    cartmansdouble

    6 years ago

    In normal jobs you're always learning

  • 9

    Infinite Monkeys

    7 years ago

    Professors are teachers

    • 4

      Skittles87

      7 years ago

      And here we see the start of Xavier's academy becoming a real thing

  • 8

    Keegan Caldwell Walk

    7 years ago

    Teachers learn from others learning and learn as they teach new things.

  • 7

    iiiMikey

    7 years ago

    We are students for our entire lives

  • 7

    youat2inthemorning

    7 years ago

    YESSSSSS

  • 7

    John Roman

    7 years ago

    I hate children. Could never be a teacher.

    • 0

      Austin J. Jones

      6 years ago

      what type of slow classes are you in that dont have other children?

  • 5

    Enzeru Youkai

    7 years ago

    if being a teacher would mean you HAD knowledge, then id teach fucking teens to stop with "YOLO and SWAG"

  • 5

    Katie

    7 years ago

    All teachers do is grade papers and tell students things they already know. Students actually have to work.

    • 6

      gwen

      7 years ago

      .......................................no.

    • 4

      Edward

      6 years ago

      @gwen you presented no counterargument. Oh, you just know that you're right? Must be why you're still single. Here, let me help you a bit. The average size of a United States classroom is a bit under 25 students. Based on that, the average teacher must grade about 25 papers a day from each of the 8 classes. That's 200 papers a day. Not to mention the general upkeep of the classrooms or having to physically work at restraining yourself from bashing one of these mouth breathers against a corner of a desk.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      4 years ago

      My teachers often told us things we haven't been through or help us understand it better

    • 2

      proakie

      3 years ago

      I would rather yell at children instead of doing homework and studying for tests

  • 4

    Cesar Lencinas

    7 years ago

    What have I done!?!?

  • 4

    Samantha Mccoy

    7 years ago

    its a tie

  • 3

    Diana

    7 years ago

    id be a pe teacher, who dont do anything

  • 3

    Conrad

    7 years ago

    id rather be able to live my life basically no rules then having to do school forever teachers mark the stuff easy chizz

    • 2

      gwen

      7 years ago

      No rules? You have a warped sense of what being a teacher is like.

  • 3

    Sean

    7 years ago

    Obviously no one here knows how much a teacher works.

  • 2

    imshark

    7 years ago

    it doesnt say i cant ask to go to restroom watch porn and jack off for 7 hours

  • 2

    GupyF

    7 years ago

    If you are a teacher you're also always a student. Its very rare to see a teacher who isn't forced into updating their knowledge to keep their jobs XD

  • 2

    DeLorean5555

    7 years ago

    My brain just exploded at that question.

  • 2

    Veronica Rouby

    7 years ago

    We're technically all students for our whole lives anyway, in the sense that we're always learning new things, even when we leave school.

  • 2

    purpl3Wayne

    7 years ago

    rather teach then be a student again. constant homework, studying, quizes, and exams...ill pass!

  • 1

    fatkid420

    7 months ago

    i would not want to be a 70 year old student.

  • 0

    Thicc

    3 weeks ago

    We have control over students and most of the time they are scared of teachers so I see an opening

  • 1

    albertnh

    8 months ago

    I REALLY hate school.

  • 0

    KungFlu

    1 month ago

    I can teach someone something everyday. It does have to be my career

  • 0

    Developer of Either

    1 month ago

    I pick teacher so I never have to do homework again xD oh wait everything has homework

  • 0

    zacary

    1 month ago

    these comments get old

  • 1

    Yac Ester

    2 years ago

    I'll just be like, MOVIE TIME B1TCHES!!

  • 1

    snort101

    3 years ago

    those who can't learn, teach gym

  • 1

    Banana

    4 years ago

    Seriously? EDUCATION IS AWESOME. I'm a nerd and a genius, (and I brag a lot I apologize) but I can see why non-nerds would choose red. Mít dobrý den!

  • 1

    Mufffin

    4 years ago

    I mean like, if your a teacher for the REST OF your life.. Doesn't that mean they can't fire you? So everyday can be like: FREE PERIOD CHILDREN!

  • 1

    Ileiah Ros

    4 years ago

    Frart glitter because unicorns fart glitter

  • 1

    hello

    4 years ago

    i love school

  • 1

    Cubitz

    4 years ago

    You can still get a job as a student, plus you'd learn more, ergo opening more positions for jobs.

  • 1

    Sonyaa46

    5 years ago

    By the end of it you'll know everything about everyone

  • 1

    Mark Sowden

    6 years ago

    Love being a student

  • 1

    Luis Montero

    6 years ago

    Idk what to choose so o flipped a coin this is perfection

  • 1

    MichaelJacksonL.O.V.E.

    6 years ago

    Teachers get paid, students don't

  • 1

    Rachel Fonseca

    6 years ago

    A student at HOGWARTS

  • 1

    Kuusou

    7 years ago

    Just keep learning, Just keep learning.

  • 1

    Smile

    7 years ago

    If youre a teacher you can get fired(;

  • 1

    Nina

    7 years ago

    YOU GET MONEY $$$$$$$$

  • 1

    Brittany Conner

    7 years ago

    50/50

  • 1

    elitewhipecream

    7 years ago

    O how much of a troll i would be to the students:)

  • 1

    Ash Alopex

    7 years ago

    I'll already be a student for the rest of my life. Life is about learning.

  • 1

    WilhelmDokiDoki

    7 years ago

    Learning is fun.

  • 1

    Sean

    7 years ago

    Obviously no one here knows how much a teacher works.

  • 1

    setrakakan

    7 years ago

    I enjoy teaching.

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