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You have broken the law, would you rather...

55% spend five years in prison, but return to your old life with no ill consequences.

45% never go to prison, but move every year for the rest of your life.

You have broken the law, would you rather...

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Spend five years in prison, but return to your old life with no ill consequences.
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Never go to prison, but move every year for the rest of your life.

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You won't die. The prison in which you serve time would be an average maximum security prison. You can't leave the country.

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411 comments

  • 210

    Mortal

    8 years ago

    Buy 2 side-by-side houses. throw parties.

    • 54

      Slenderman

      6 years ago

      Make friends in prison. Then get out and rule the world.

    • 10

      SecondhandSausage

      6 years ago

      Slenderman, You made my choice

    • 8

      Don King

      6 years ago

      Yea. lets be prison "friends".

    • 20

      Dalailthis

      6 years ago

      *cough* *cough*buttrape*cough* *cough*

    • 15

      Glaceon999

      6 years ago

      I already move around. Every day! Better than being sedentary and still!

    • 5

      Jacob Dittmer

      5 years ago

      I'd still meet a lot of people, and i can stay within the same town if I want

    • 10

      Evalgra

      5 years ago

      Never go to prison, huh.....well then I guess I can go shit on my neighbor's lawn before I move again.

    • 2

      Tp_Rogero

      4 years ago

      ow yea idiot how about they give you a dump food safeler drink and your friend will kill you and bully you every day

    • 2

      Swag

      4 years ago

      Agree with mortar

    • 1

      lsupride3030

      4 years ago

      no duh and its just you you can move for a day then move back

    • 0

      Jbear50

      4 years ago

      5 years in juvy heck yeah. Also I live in a place where I can't go into adult jail so hah loophole

    • 2

      ZuraPuddles

      4 years ago

      I already move around almost every year...

    • 0

      camjc

      4 years ago

      everyone gets jacked in prison so get out and get the ladies fam

    • 1

      BraZZers

      4 years ago

      prison's gonna end your brain havent u watched shawshank redemption?!?!?!

    • 0

      miguelarod22

      3 years ago

      I agree with slenderman but i dont want to et butt raped

    • 0

      ben

      3 years ago

      be a man bitch

    • 0

      BlurryFace l-/

      3 years ago

      Never said where I moved IMA MOVED TO DAH END OF DAH STREET

    • 0

      TheSk3tchmast3r

      3 years ago

      I already move every year of my life sooo.....

    • 1

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      YAA PARTAYS

    • 0

      theluigiduck

      2 years ago

      that's smart! :P

    • 0

      BruhTheStatment

      2 years ago

      evalgra you are hilarious and genius. i've always wanted to not get sent to prison for chopping my nemisis' legs off before moving. fuck him btw.

    • 0

      i_h8_school

      2 years ago

      buy 2 idetical houses with identical furniture and move between those two every year. boom problem solved

    • 0

      [deleted]

      1 year ago

      I move my body every year anyways, it didn't say house

    • 0

      Renegade

      1 year ago

      you smart you very smart

  • 38

    qwerty123

    7 years ago

    Really? Everyone thinks moving's worst than prison?

    • 6

      Mikkel Hoelgaard Knoll

      7 years ago

      did not read the description.... i regret :(

    • 19

      Franklin Chen

      7 years ago

      Well. You chose blue... so you do too.

    • 3

      funperson

      7 years ago

      you might want to be butt raped but i sure as hell don't.

    • 1

      Revelation_26

      6 years ago

      funperson you can't rape someone who wants it! :D

    • 1

      AdmiralPeanut

      6 years ago

      some one could butt rape you if you couldnt move (very easily)

    • 0

      AdmiralPeanut

      6 years ago

      so yea i regret cause if you moved all the time you will not be as popular to rape in like 40 different streets

    • 2

      Mike Buonomo

      6 years ago

      well my father was in prison and the worst part for it for him was how hard it was to find a job and not a lot of people really trusted him anymore, he had to keep quite and he also couldn't leave the states without permission in which he never asked, but he most likely wouldn't have been given. So seeing as it says with no ill consequences I'd rather just go to prison and get it over with then move every year. That just sounds like a pain in the ass.

    • 0

      JPleski

      1 year ago

      It's so stupid that some people think prison, where you have zero possessions for a long time, is worse than moving your possessions.

  • 17

    itsthejizz

    8 years ago

    oh i was going to say travel but i guess i cant leave the country...

    • 1

      prinner

      7 years ago

      unless you live in Monaco there are still probably plenty of places you can travel

    • 4

      Doğukan Bayram

      6 years ago

      Trust me, I've moved countries several times. There's nothing worse than missing your best friends and your city and everything you were used to. I'd much rather spend 5 years in prison than be constantly unhappy and sometimes even depressed.

    • 1

      Joe

      2 years ago

      I would not want to move away deform friends /family it’s not worth it and it’s only 5 years in prison

    • 0

      DRAGONDXZ

      2 years ago

      U can go state-state, city-city!

  • 11

    Conrad Wright

    7 years ago

    lol you can just move like within a five mile radius

  • 11

    pirate

    8 years ago

    My country is large enough to travel and stay here at the same time, just need to leave the city!

  • 10

    CptHomer

    8 years ago

    I don't know how much I would have to move, but if I was rich I could have three apartments in Berlin to move around from :)

  • 4

    TheKnifeHoss

    6 years ago

    I love a good anus resizing

  • 3

    zielxx

    7 years ago

    i am moving my finggers right now

  • 3

    Batman

    7 years ago

    My current life;

  • 3

    Kid

    7 years ago

    Purchase two houses next-door to each other. Move between them until you hate the area with a burning passion. Leave.

  • 3

    Robert Nichols

    7 years ago

    im British-bit off good behavior get a TV

  • 3

    DrCrazyFishMan1

    8 years ago

    just rent properties and move like next door every year

  • 2

    Homesickpit7618

    4 years ago

    it may say you cant be killed but i dont want to meet bubba the butt blaster

  • 2

    sky

    4 years ago

    it doesnt say you have to move houses it just says you have to move :)

  • 2

    Pecola1

    4 years ago

    You can serve your time and have no guilt for your crime, or you can live the rest of your life being reminded every year of your crime which you deserve punishment for, while also having to move at that time of year, and always have guilt hanging over you as well as a fear that you will be caught. (It doesn't say that you know you are immune to punishment by prison, that would be stupid because you could then live immune to the law completely. Immunity from the law is on thing, never getting caught because you move every year is another.)

    • 0

      Sergey Small Dikk

      3 years ago

      You are assuming so many random things here. Its not specified for which reason you will have to move each year, lol. Maybe a witness protection scheme.

  • 1

    D0mesticKaiju

    3 years ago

    i cant die in prison and there will be no consequences i shall join a gang and shit

  • 1

    tgkh

    4 years ago

    just move to prison. problem solved

  • 0

    BlueMiaou

    1 month ago

    Moving would be a pain in the ass because I get very attached to routine and I don't want to lose any close friends ever again.

  • 1

    sororitygirl

    6 years ago

    Never says how far you have to move and doesn't say you can't bring loved ones

  • 1

    pastaaaaaa

    6 years ago

    Doesn't say how far or that you have to move houses. Heck, it could be your legs.

  • 1

    Snowesome

    6 years ago

    Prison = rape

  • 1

    ILNM

    6 years ago

    I can live in my house,then after 1 year move to another one,and after another year back to the old one!

  • 1

    PandasDecisions

    6 years ago

    Well, depends on the prison. The prisons located where I live are better than my own home. :/

  • 1

    superman's fart

    7 years ago

    by two houses right next to each other

  • 1

    Seth T

    7 years ago

    Move across the street?

  • 1

    Jordan Alexander Albassit

    7 years ago

    Anyone seen Big Stan?

  • 1

    Brandon Lee

    7 years ago

    travel around the world

  • 1

    Ryan

    7 years ago

    It says move. Well I'm moving my fingers right now to type this TROLLL

  • 1

    Lisa

    7 years ago

    The red sounds like my life atm. Not fun.

  • 1

    Kelly Lachmund

    7 years ago

    dude, how can so many of you prefer going to prison to moving? travelling is the best!

  • 1

    LoyalJoker

    8 years ago

    I could meet alot of people

  • 0

    Gianni

    5 months ago

    I speak on behalf of all military children: Haha very funny

  • 0

    Thyme Traveler

    5 months ago

    5 extra years of life bb

  • 0

    NathanTheEpicGamer

    7 months ago

    No consequences, time to live for real.

  • 0

    Nate10

    8 months ago

    No way you idiots look just look

  • 0

    RobbeM271

    9 months ago

    I'd love to move around the world constantly

  • 0

    STeVee

    9 months ago

    Why does everyone want to go to prison?

  • 0

    OverRiDE

    11 months ago

    I basically do this anyway

  • 0

    S.Jake

    1 year ago

    How is this even a debate? Red is for sure

  • 0

    FlippyHTF

    1 year ago

    I like moving

  • 0

    CeramicG

    1 year ago

    simple solution: get an RV uwu

  • 0

    grady

    1 year ago

    breaks the law move ha cant arssted me now

  • 0

    grady

    1 year ago

    rule the world wow so hitler ass hole

  • 0

    KilljoyCain

    1 year ago

    I robbed the Union Depository and I sold my meth kitchen to the Chinese, I am free to see the world. Fuck you Michael!

  • 0

    KawaiiPupper7

    1 year ago

    Cool I move next door :I

  • 0

    MyCotingaBird

    1 year ago

    As long as I am in solitary confinement. I can never stand roommates or cellmates. Plus, I am more solitary than social.

  • 0

    TexasGamer

    1 year ago

    Im Serious.I Would Rather Spend My Life In The Prison But That Would Be Neccesary

  • 0

    Tysill

    1 year ago

    Pretty much do this anyway. But when you say "never go to prison" is that legal immunity?

  • 0

    Zac

    1 year ago

    Prison Is a hell hole that's all I have to say

  • 0

    LokiSkywalker

    1 year ago

    4 words out if the country

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