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DarklordTheo
Sorry, Death Note, but I would rather help people.
joln
I would help them by killing of all criminals and make the world a better place!
Silens
There are always 2 ways to "help": Do good or destroy evil.
ZmanElete
So you blues kill criminals and we will help abe and all those other good people that we loved and that stuff
Matthew Marks
ZmanElete, are you trolling? That sentence made no sense.... There is always evil, and killing them would make you no better than the murder or burglar, or rapist. Plus, what if the man you kill is innocent? What if the power you wield drives you mad? Healing people, saving them from illness and even death. That is true good. Doctors do good by healing, not murdering droves of people.
iloveglobes
Love Death Note.
bob
I prefer destroying evil
Mossy
@joln -- And how well did that work out for Light? =_=
Insanity Wolf
Disney Fan
Johnathan Geary
Here we go, arguing about what Death Note was trying to prove...
Jesus Christ
I'm already able to do the second one. Now I get to kill Judas.
Charlie Ogden
we should all work together
CostinD
@joln. You know... in theory they could kill the criminals and rapists and all that, but they don't do it because it's not right. So... killing them with a gun is not ok, but killing them with a pen and a notebook is different...you must be Derp
TSN
you could make there life a living hell by making them live forever watching the friends family and everyone they know DIE
Muschi
Anyone saw REVIVE THE DEAD?
Naturegirl25
@joln Loss. i would just bring them back
lapislove
@Mossy It worked badly for Light because he was competitive and childish, persistently going after those in his way instead of just staying away from them. He also let the power go to his head and became overconfident and prideful when it came to planning, so in the end it was a combination of two plans that made him fall from grace.
KevinBacon302
Imagine if people found out about your power to heal. You would have tens of thousands lined up at your door every day. You would have to heal every one of them, or you would be seen as selfish. Someone could bring you a skeleton and ask them to revive their great grandpa, and you could unknowingly bring Hitler back from the dead
Whoabro
Chances are that at least two people share the same name so if you picked blue be extra careful to spell correctly.
Zack RIchard
I dont wanna kiss dead people :(
Trace Hilbun
I could kiss lots of hot chicks when they break their nails!
Reed
You could make more money with the healing ability.
nigg
must be retarded. killing people is much better
Mitchell Wiedenhoeft
The problem with such immense power is that you could be violently forced into using them. I believe the better choice is the healing touch; if someone was to get leverage over you, and you had the Notebook, the world could descend into anarchy...
Samo Snehota
@Matthew Marks what if you heal some murderer?
maxy89c
What about war leaders or say bad people that deserve to die.
Chuck Norris
I would think the opposite by your name....
Max
Death note can kiss my keister
Shaco Clone
My job got two thousand times easier
Twilight_Lights
i would revive freddie mercury
theme7331
kissing a corpse would be gross.
weter123
i like killing people so it death note for the win. plus, i hate helping people
mcgoatee
Sorry Kog but YOUR ON MY NOTE MWAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
mcgoatee
Sorry Kog but YOUR ON MY NOTE MWAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
mcgoatee
Sorry Kog but YOUR ON MY NOTE MWAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Anton Gullaffe Sjödin
How much good would you be able to do when you have to kiss them.
RespectMeAndIWillEatYouAll
You can't just destroy evil. If you write 'criminals' all the criminals will die, but others would come later. Sorry if there are any grammar mistakes. Hope you understood!
Wyman
Ain't no kissing no corpses
Ashlee Lalor
helping people is a much more powerful virtue... plus you could charge people to ave their lives/ bring loved ones back to life :-) PROFIT!!
Ashlee Lalor
*save
David Gheorghiu
Haha I love Death Note!
Gina Gonçalves Melancia
joln dont go insane like the guy from death note
Laura McCafferty
Option A: Dad? Daddy? Are you awake? I just wrote about you in that notebook you gave me...Dad? Option 2: Grandpa! Wake up! Please...wake up... -kisses forehead- -Grandpa is alive- Grandpa! You're alive!
Magic
Time to write an essay about your friends and loved ones! Plus just putting john, you could kill hundreds of people with that name.
Kevin Hu
Do you want to kiss a dude?
Verando
Mr. President, I'm gonna need you to sign here.
Glaceon999
Joln. Killing criminals with the death note is how Light went insane.
Cassirinda
I will work in a hospital lol
Utah G
I can write kin jong un and all those terrorist leaders in there
Mr Spoon
Here I come Grandpa ;)
NajibTheKnower
What if someone forced you to ressurect hitler for instence. Wouldn't be helping alot then would ya?
Glaceon999
Remember how Light went cray cray?
RaiNAtsu
with you there bro, there is always a peaceful way to everything
Heroboy99
Kill villans and ISIS!
PhoenixDerpsDerp
I would not want to kiss everyone....
KittyKat
I could just kiss the on the cheek you could heal cancer to
Heroboy99
life over death...
Flamezingster
i dont care about helping peaople, atleast im alive
cr4zyg4mer24
i would do the same as joIn
Wolfblade
john have you seen Death Note? It's still illegal xD
OMGBeTheBeast
You can kill the leader of ISIS and all people in isis
MartySturm
my crush has ebola. Oh yeah.
Savageboi
I would the police
ziad
easy i will type all ur names in the deathnote and kill you all so you can't heal anymore
harry368368
u can help the world by killing the evil people and even the mean people.......(such as pink sheep in explodingtnt's channel)
Jacob
KILL THE KARDASHIANS!!!
Layne
If you have the power to Heal or revive you could just heal people if a Bad person comes to kill you
KrazyBlockStar
Yes, Id like to go red BUT what if theres a stranger DYING on the floor, you wouldn't want to kiss him/her right?
Deadpool
DEATHNOTE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
Vicky
I have no idea what deathnote is... anyone know inkspell or inkdeath...
Teh_Gummy_mehster
btw joln you would need to know the person's name to write it down
NotDankEnough
Solution: 1 reviver and 1 person to control death note :D
Anuj
KISS UR DEAD NAN XD
Mrconnordeath
One thing i waited for this to Appear twice and Chose both i do not care I would be Rich as a Doctor and Godly Mercenary aka Deathstrock but Better and i am God of doom.
_Kirito_
This would be a reason for reds and blues to work together. Reds revive people while blues kill of the criminals, simple.
Deadpool
Hi im writing a petition for people who support Donald Trump, can I get your name?
ixToxic
joln is a fucking idiot. no one deserves to die.
mysticsquire
I agree with you
Randoman
I would kill so many people if I actually had the book from death note.
Minionaidan
Some people have the exact name as others so you would kill everyone with the name "bob Johnson" -_-
melodic
+DarklordTheo Doesn't really fit your name lol
Nobody
WHERE THE NEAREST NOTEBOOK!!!
Aperopitizer
THATS THE STINKIN' DEATHNOTE!!
CookieGuyBoi
@joln You wouldn't necessarily know the names of all the criminals in the world
Robert Reilly
I'll take a crisp...and EAT IT!
WhyAmIStillDead
*Writes down ISIS in a notebook*
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Same
Ntahnaiel
@joln two wrongs doesn't make a right, therefore murder is not right
Dat Boi
why do you want to kiss dead people?
Bloodthirsty
are you fucking dumb whoever i saw commenting that you could make more money from healing? with the deathnote you could be the best assassin ever. completely untracable and because of this fact you could demand hundreds of thousands even millions for each death when all you had to do was write down a name.
iiBadDecisions
Same Dat Boi
FalconPunch
by kissing a dead body?
Red
plus I dont feel like having a demon following me around for the rest of my life
10/10
snow white or death note easy
darth waffle
if its a pretty woman, Im fine
Arvin Ghamami
Kiss dem ladies
oscar ton
Me too.
KillerKawaii104
i love the anime though
Anonymous RAIGG
id not want to kiss a corpse
Zed
what if you write a name of your friend in a notebook? he will die xD
Cereal
Then you would have to kiss a morbidly obese dead man.
Dan
People piss me off
valduck17
Truth.
Samantha Briannezi
The question is basically "Death Note or Blood+?"
theTexan
If you picked blue you'd just have to be careful to never write your name in a notebook.
kwakuduckguy
Just kill slenderman and other piss takers.
TheRealMcSleuthburger
I'm a sick mofo
TheRealMcSleuthburger
I'm a sick mofo
Utah G
slenderman does not exist
Elena
well. you could kill anyone with a knife or something like 10 times and make them feel the pain over and over again... reviving them with a kiss each time ofcourse. that would be a lot more satisfying than killing them. also... killing them could make you feel guilty later xD ... I sound twisted right now... :O
Anna
I can't be trusted with a killer notebook... most people would be dead...
Rayquaza
I'd write down "Donald Trump and Justin Bieber" >:)
Jack_Septick_Eye
i could kill my enemies
kokid913
The world is overpopulated. Im not saying I would kill innocent people but extremely bad people. The worst of the worst like the leader of North Korea
Mikaela
Well that certainly made me reconsider... Now I need to change my answer ._.
Mizzoulover
Why hello, Light.
Trevor J Tateyama
The world isn't over populated and it will be able to handle future generations because of laws and modernization.
RoryBrinkmann
people you don' think are fit to live. good idea just like hitler
ಠ_ಠ
@RoryBrinkman, are you really that retarded, hitler has been dead for 67 years
Maharkzor
@ಠ_ಠ, he meant that Hitler also killed people he didnt think deserved to live.....
Blueichigo
@RoryBrinkmann Yes, because convicted rapists and serial killers getting a quick death by heart attack is the exact same thing as thousands of innocent people in concentration camps.
JediChick238
If it's only people, it's good enough for me! If it's anything...death to all spiders!!!! :D
pedobear98
Well one everyone is like I'd kill this guy and this guy blah blah blah... Hahaha bullshit. When it comes down to it I doubt a majority of us would have the balls to do it. Two who died and made anyone here God? Who are you to decide who lives and who dies? Who are you to judge someone's life without first living in their shoes? It's why when a criminal gets shot we don't just leave it. Doctors try to fix it. Because life is the right of all humans. Sure their have been special circumstances, but for the majority, life is every humans right.
caio
what's the point of helping a person if when you're helping one in another place someone is being hurt, it's like a hydra, you cut off one head and two grow back, i live in a 3rd world country and one time a guy stolen the motorcycle of my father and he fallen in Depression for 5 months, he did not leave home, my country has the population of 200.4 millions do you imagine how much this happens to people ? ,don't say to me that i can't kill people, maybe i can't with a knife or a gun but just writing the name in a notebook is so easy, i can just see on the web the police historic and write names.
caio
i already killed animals to eat, i think killing a person that worth less than a worm is not a problem
ixToxic
no one deserves to die
Anonymous RAIGG
Sup Bieber/Trump! Can I right your name in a notebook?
Matthew
I AM GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!
Red_Leader11037
Why did I agree to this comment
Max
Only if it's a woman.
Phanicattheyuleball
what
Crissy
I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!
Gmoney273
I love you right now. I forgot about that until now.
Greg
I wanted to choose the healing ability but the government would probably lock me up and dissect me to find out the secret of my healing ability to monetize the cure for any disease. So being able to commit untraceable murder is a good alternative.
Lolitachild
Good if you get bored as well :), you don't necessarily have to use the ability, but you can if you need or want to.
Drey
Good thing I went through the comments for a wise choice
MrOpinion
untraceable murder? it's traceable if you make even one mistake trying to cover it up.
bob jones
This "Death Note" doesn't have the stipulation that you have to envision what the person looks like, so you would possibly kill a whole ton of other people in order to kill who you wanted to kill.
ossmosse
didn't see your comment when i wrote mine :p
ossmosse
didn't see your comment when i wrote mine :p
Insanity Wolf
Disney fan above ^ ^ ^
Lolitachild
..I guess *don't care*
ObsidiStone
Death Note is one of my favourite anime/manga......
Kyle
If you started randomly healing terminal patients and bringing back the dead.. You would be looked on as a god and another religion would sprout up. Or you can discretely kill any horrible person you want and rid the world of idiots and assholes. I think I would choose the notebook.
Foureyes44
youd just be a killing god instead
stefan
i love DeathNote..... but i would rather be able to save people.
Insanity Wolf
Disney Fan above^
heart3ele
Great! So you'd love Homestuck then. It's the red answer's reference.
Squeaky Juice
If I wanted them to die I just wouldn't kiss them. At least this way I can help people I care about.
Insanity Wolf
Disney fan above ^
Richardel Leang
@Insanity Wolf, I didn't see that coming.
Murdock
Im not going to go around kissing people.
Yuki Chii
Who doesn't want a death note you little fucks
PoopJupe
Homestuck or Death Note
heart3ele
Homestuck.
Inferno
I will cure overpopulation.
Tiki_Guy
Think of all the people I could save!!! I might get a kiss back :)
Insanity Wolf
Disney Fan Above ^
Lolitachild
....or cold sores...'~_~'
MaglevSmash
I am not gay.
Steven Velasquez
Oh I forgot one thing: Death Note is pretty badass.
JCain
Your kissing dead corps that are all bone and rotting flesh. They would never be accepted back into society do to there rotten smell and dangling limbs and flesh.
Daylon
I love Deathnote, but the kiss heal will help me get some ladies.
angelside
Sucks if you mix up your death note book with your address book.
Waru Shi
As someone who is very for the death penalty, imagine a much cheaper way of achieving that :) No more hassle just give me 50 bucks and bam, bad guy goes bye bye hahahaha
Ryker
Doesn't say it has to be a kiss on the lips
Insanity Wolf
Disney fan above^
Steven Velasquez
Why would anyone try to bring someone back, to live life in hell? Admit it, life's hell, you might as well get rid of the people that make it hell.
Marvel/DC FanBoy
We all know what happened to Light when he used the deathnote, and you don't have a Shinigami to help you or give you their eyes.
Malkallam
A fictional character can't be used as a proof for obvious reasons. There is no L in the world to catch me anyway. And yes, I regret my choice .-
Cory Biggar
I hope I exist in the same world as the killing people so I can just run around undoing all of their work. Not because I think it's better I'm just a little shithead
Marcus Williams
Anyone capable of choosing to kill over the power to heal really isn't responsible enough for that power.
RoosterAreola
I would kill people at random from the phone book.
Red_Leader11037
omg me too
Gilbert A. J. Halvik
Assassins dream.....
John
My mom, my ex girlfriend, and some other people
Akay4
Though I love DeathNote,I'd rather make out with nitches to save them...
BaconGP
kill some one, kiss them, kill them, repeat
Evelyn Ayala
OH SHIT I DIDN'T SEE THE OTHER OPTION CHANGED MY MIND!!!!!
qwert
never catch a STI again
Samael Ahmadinejad
Rupert Murdoch
TheAwesomeBabcock
IT THE DEATH NOTES FAULT in so in love with that show........WHY LIGHT why did u kill L he was my favorite!
Fanjitux
Well, there was the "Death Eraser" mentioned in the pilot episode...
Lolitachild
kill 'em, revive 'em ...Could work i suppose
Skylar
Good-bye, Jersey Shore.
Darkmoon
As much as I like a good death, just writing it in a book is a cowards way out. Besides, this might give you immortality, since you are a source of healing (idk, it's not specific enough).
W E I R D O
xD what if i write death note in the death note?
Tyler Moseley
Red is more useful, more often.
Purple Atma
I WILL BE THE GOD OF THIS WORLD also I agree w/ Roxy Lalonde, kissing corpses is awkward.
Dr. Demon Harlequin
I've always wanted to be a healer! :D
SassySage
Death note...
TeraWhitewolf
Lol Death Note....
Mimi Loberg
Much as I love death note, I'd rather help people. Probably never resurrect anyone though. Harry Potter taught me what happens when you bring the dead back.
Josey
i dont think i want to be a psycho murderer
Red_Leader11037
Yeah but I do
QUlD
Is it official that I'm a dick now?
Pandaoceaniana
NO! It's YOUR decision.
Cyrus Bruce
Hi mr. death god