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27% Be really fat

73% be really hairy

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Be really fat
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Be really hairy

Fat and Hairy

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  • 336

    SkullCrackarn

    5 years ago

    Just shave?

  • 58

    Mike

    5 years ago

    Either way I am warm.

  • 18

    ohnoanotherputz

    4 years ago

    Obesity is a legitimate health concern, where as hairiness is just an unsightly annoyance.

  • 16

    Ryan

    4 years ago

    I would freak out so many Bigfoot researchers

  • 9

    frank

    4 years ago

    I am both already fml

  • 9

    Redditor

    4 years ago

    I'm already hairy

    • 1

      Goofykid3435

      4 years ago

      Iv been hairy since 7th grade... My first full beard was as a 9th grader.

    • 2

      owlgrandecity

      4 years ago

      Boy, I wish I had middle school students as my facial hair.

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    Salvador Rosa

    4 years ago

    losing weight isn't that bad. also, you save a bunch of money on razors and don't have any problems with that.

  • 6

    boop

    5 years ago

    I would rather shave then lose a bunch of weight. That would take a long time I'm guessing..

    • 10

      Jordan

      5 years ago

      It would get really annoying when you finally realize that when you shave your hair starts to grow back within the same day. Trust me, I know.

  • 5

    Zestiest pigeon

    4 years ago

    Here's the answer SHAVE

  • 5

    Scourge

    4 years ago

    i didnt be specific in where you're hairy, so, LONG HAIR FTW

  • 5

    Vanceatot

    4 years ago

    Chicks dig the mountain man.

  • 4

    Ron Lemuel

    4 years ago

    I'M ALREADY FAT AND HAIRY! WHAT THE FUCKIN DOUBLE WHAMMY!

  • 4

    Rohan

    4 years ago

    Already really hairy! (And I mean everywhere)

  • 3

    RH Stealth

    3 years ago

    Shave or work hard? HMM.

  • 3

    Natalie Ashpaw Langl

    4 years ago

    No one said you couldn't shave!

  • 3

    Katie

    4 years ago

    It would be better to just lose weight you fucking idiots.

  • 3

    Mr Nope

    4 years ago

    ...I could just lose the weight

  • 0

    carter

    4 days ago

    imbigfooooot YEEEEAAAAAAH

  • 1

    goku da unicorn

    3 months ago

    surgery if you had that much hair it would grow very fast get surgery once

  • 2

    cowjello1

    4 years ago

    You can shave all that hair off easily

    • 1

      cowjello1

      4 years ago

      And also, humans are already really hairy, it's just that our hair is really small(For some people like me).

  • 2

    DiamondDovah

    4 years ago

    Werewolf time :D

  • 2

    Ankit

    4 years ago

    screw being fat

  • 2

    Gorlakh The Great

    4 years ago

    Actually I'm both...fml.

  • 2

    DapperDinner

    4 years ago

    FUCKING BADASS VIKING BEARD

  • 2

    Danielle

    4 years ago

    Easy decision. I'd take diet and exercise over this for the rest of my life: iranian.com/main/files/bl...ry-man.jpg

    • 0

      1stwarror

      4 years ago

      Change my lifestyle, or shave for an hour. Hmm...?

  • 2

    Utamey

    4 years ago

    Laser treatment!

  • 0

    cat

    3 weeks ago

    my dad is a doctor lazer hair surgery

  • 0

    i dont know

    3 weeks ago

    wen ur fat u can have a heart attack

  • 1

    Brittmen003

    10 months ago

    instead of shaving USE NAIR= NO HAIR! PUT ON THE HAIRY PLACES AND HOP IN THE SHOWER ...BYE BYE HAIRS!

  • 0

    XP GUSTA

    1 month ago

    im already really fat

  • 1

    Loopholes

    1 year ago

    Shave. LOOPHOLES

  • 1

    Lydiameow

    1 year ago

    i am both so :(

  • 1

    Jaylen Thomas

    1 year ago

    Shave

  • 1

    fyn

    1 year ago

    shave for god sake

  • 1

    MetThread

    1 year ago

    manly

  • 1

    Dragonjedi7

    1 year ago

    I'm Chuck Norris now

  • 1

    Shoclu

    1 year ago

    I have a fat fetish.. soo :3

    • 0

      Daniel

      1 year ago

      I know many people who are the same, I don't have the same fetish, but I understand where you're coming from.

  • 1

    ImGreasy

    1 year ago

    Cut the fat off your body :D

  • 1

    The Cupcake Whisperer

    1 year ago

    Plastic surgery duh

  • 1

    MASTERDANK

    1 year ago

    ask my leg hair

  • 0

    Collin

    1 month ago

    I already am

  • 1

    FoxyGamingMC

    1 year ago

    Already Am

  • 0

    SanicFast234

    1 month ago

    i already exercise about everyday so id be really fat and work it off

  • 1

    f_you

    2 years ago

    U could still b sexy with abs and b hairy

  • 1

    Taylor Seldin

    2 years ago

    I'll get laser hair removal for all the unwanted hair

  • 1

    K-PoP12

    2 years ago

    I am already fat!

  • 1

    Sam Beckett

    3 years ago

    Can I choose both

  • 1

    Jesus_Freak116

    3 years ago

    Most of these people are acting like they aren't already fat

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    1 month ago

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  • 1

    Ted Arthur

    3 years ago

    I'm both, so I guess I'm shit out of luck

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