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To the point where it controls your life.

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  • 207

    CletusJenkins

    7 years ago

    How many people died in a smoking and driving accident last year?

    • 368

      Winged Tutor

      5 years ago

      Three people.

    • 189

      Scott

      5 years ago

      doesn't say you're a stupid heavy drinker. i don't like lung cancer

    • 30

      Merovean

      4 years ago

      I try to hit people when driving and smoking, but even if i turn off all the lights they still see the glow.

    • 20

      Vesko

      4 years ago

      16 billion.

    • 82

      Devon Sait

      4 years ago

      To be a heavy drinker to the point that it controls your life would surely mean you'd lose self control, not to mention a job and and respect people may have had for you. If smoking controlled your life you'd just have a croaky voice and age faster. BOTH will kill you.

    • 17

      randyisawesome

      4 years ago

      Good luck dealing with lung cancer

    • 54

      .......SUPRISE......

      4 years ago

      90 percent of heavy smokers die from it that really sucks plus im a heavy drinker... of water!

    • 9

      Alejandro J Quintani

      4 years ago

      at least i dont make people consume alcohol when they dont want there are no passive drinkers right?

    • 7

      Seth

      4 years ago

      How many people died from... just smoking?

    • 1

      Ben Uklist

      4 years ago

      how many people die of cancer last year

    • 35

      froggy123000

      4 years ago

      everyone who's saying "have fun with cancer" etc, heavy drinking can give you cancer as well... drinking WILL kill you too, and you can't function in society as a heavy drinker, it dominates your life and destroys every relationship around you. Heavy smoking does as well, but you won't ruin every relationship you ever make...

    • 11

      John Welch

      4 years ago

      Have fun with cirrhosis and constantly smelling like sweet pickles. I'll take e-cigarettes and avoid most of the really bad effects.

    • 11

      Darien

      4 years ago

      No one said you had to be smoking cigarettes. Could be smoking weed, or anything for that matter.

    • 1

      Berwind24

      4 years ago

      Smoking would kill me as is. asthma.

    • 1

      Hive Berserker

      4 years ago

      How many died of lung and mouth cancer?

    • 2

      Bryant

      4 years ago

    • 2

      Zaltys

      4 years ago

      How many people died because they smoked in bed? Answer: lots.

    • 0

      Matt

      4 years ago

      how many drinkers die with lung cancer

    • 11

      Max

      4 years ago

      It never said it had to be alcohol

    • 0

      katnissmellark

      4 years ago

      How many people died in car accidents or ruined relationships? People that consume lots of alcohol.

    • 0

      FinMagotti

      4 years ago

      Well umm...both result in earlier death and heartbreak...going for the smoker

    • 1

      Yoyo756

      3 years ago

      How many people hate the smell of smoke and how many people died of lung cancer

    • 0

      Emma

      3 years ago

      Yeah, three. Just don't drive while drinking, and you'll be fine! And u won't die way easily if ur careful.

    • 2

      TheIdiotKing

      3 years ago

      E-cigarettes

    • 3

      Handies

      3 years ago

      Shit, I should chose Drinker, didn't say what I was drinking. Water Bitch :D

    • 0

      DeeDee

      3 years ago

      How many people died from smoking related causes last year? Or even every day?

    • 1

      Gonçalo

      3 years ago

      12,5 people ?

    • 0

      Brady Bargren

      3 years ago

      Demoman FTW!

    • 0

      PHIGGZ

      3 years ago

      as much as i pay ur mom for suckin ma dick

    • 2

      Mysticbutterflies

      3 years ago

      I could be a heavy weed smoker.

    • 0

      fyn4444

      3 years ago

      Dunno

    • 0

      Utah G

      3 years ago

      aww man clicked the wrong one. drinking doesnt giv u lung cancer

    • 4

      kidwithakalling

      2 years ago

      Doesn't say what drink you're heavily drinking. Could be water?

    • 1

      kitty

      2 years ago

      As long as I don't drive

    • 0

      ThatGuyMikey

      2 years ago

      None. Lung cancer killed them first.

    • 1

      Avea

      1 year ago

      Smoking will rot your brain and kill your lungs.

    • 0

      Jakari King Dante Wheeler

      1 year ago

      People should realize that cigarettes are trash and wees is all the medicine we need.

    • 0

      Bram Spoor

      1 year ago

      Nigga you just got roasted by Winged

    • 1

      ZionSource

      1 year ago

      16,000,000 people die from smoking every year in America Alone

    • 0

      Themegabro

      1 year ago

      Already smoke alot of weed

    • 1

      Gregory

      1 year ago

      you wont die if you drink too much but with smoking you will get cancer

    • 1

      Taylor

      1 year ago

      Hahaha the ignorance here is so fucking funny. It doesn't say you have to inhale which is when the smoke goes to your lungs dumbasses. Alcoholism is so bad. Wow all these smoking facts go search up things that matter

    • 1

      Rachel Hoffman

      1 year ago

      My stepdad was a smoker. He just quit, because he had a partially collapsed lung. This means he couldn't fly. My mom, brother and I get to see the State of the Union Address and a tour of the East Wing, our good friend works in the white house.

    • 0

      PerfectYoda

      1 year ago

      Cigarettes can kill you in more ways

    • 1

      Htopop

      1 year ago

      I'm quite sure, that lung cancer still exists... Right?

    • 1

      savanna

      1 year ago

      how many people got lung cancer from drinking? drinking and driving is something you can avoid you cant avoid lung cancer.

    • 1

      cooperbush2

      1 year ago

      two words, lung cancer

    • 1

      Super Gatlin

      1 year ago

      Die by cancer or by a car crash i pick the fast way.

    • 1

      Deadpool

      1 year ago

      Im irish and scottish. Alchoholism runs in my family. Chances are I will do the red option anyway

    • 0

      MasonLowLevel

      1 year ago

      wow you guys suck

    • 0

      Ganwan

      1 year ago

      How many died of lung cancer from drinking?

    • 1

      eyelander

      1 year ago

      Those smoking ads are fucking scary.

    • 0

      Reaksy

      1 year ago

      Vape

    • 2

      Mitko Ivanov

      1 year ago

      I am a heavy drinker of water

    • 0

      krispy

      1 year ago

      how many people die of lung cancer each year due to smoking? oh that's right. approx. 6,000,000

    • 1

      [Content Deleted]

      1 year ago

      @CletusJenkins How many people die of lung cancer last year?

    • 0

      Franny

      1 year ago

      Too many

    • 0

      Aurora

      1 year ago

      You would die of lung cancer -_-

    • 1

      Amelietheduck

      1 year ago

      listen bro i am a very heavy drinker, i drink water like every day.

    • 0

      jorge

      9 months ago

      they didnt say to smoke what i could smoke weed i rather do dat

    • 1

      I am Bush

      9 months ago

      Does not say Alcoholic. A smoker gets addicted to the chemical nicotine. Also, smoking kills others around you. It smells worse. Which will cost you more? Which one will give your baby asthma, while in the womb. Smoking is way fucking worse.

    • 0

      Corncakes

      7 months ago

      Well at-least you wouldn't die of cancer, and you'd be super wasted all the time. And some people are happy drunks so I mean.

    • 0

      LorenzoBolla

      6 months ago

      Who said i cant be responsable?

    • 0

      LorenzoBolla

      6 months ago

      Who said i cant be responsable?

    • 1

      Lachlanio Gaming

      6 months ago

      I could just vape instead so it wouldn't kill me

    • 0

      Linsey

      5 months ago

      mmm lung cancer or liver and kidney cancer, liver failing, not being able to live as a normal person, dying brain cells, mmmm yea I take lung cancer

    • 0

      Lime

      4 months ago

      devon sait fuck you heavy drinker doesent implie youre drinking alcohol

    • 1

      TheVengefulUnicorn

      4 months ago

      i could be a heavy drinker... of water, it's good for you. ;)

    • 1

      khalid

      4 months ago

      you are a NUT HEAD

    • 0

      Ttrucker

      4 months ago

      Just because you drink does not mean you drive under the influence. I drink sometimes but always sober when driving. It does not state what I am a heavy drinker of either. Vaping is not great either.

    • 0

      idiot

      4 months ago

      want to throw up twice a week, cough constantly, lose teeth, and get cancer? then smoking is for you!

    • 0

      Tyler

      3 months ago

      @Scott Read the description bro

    • 0

      aanda_tv

      1 month ago

      @CletudJenkins Taxi anyone?

    • 0

      Nathan

      6 days ago

      It did not say cigarette smoking... well i love weed so great!

  • 45

    kieradee0526

    5 years ago

    weed?

  • 21

    erinsprinkles

    5 years ago

    I'm with you Cletus, I would much rather be able to be competent at my job, and be able to have a relationship with my family. Heavy drinking is a scary thing.

    • 0

      BlameTheNarwhals

      1 year ago

      I'd rather not die of lung cancer, thank you very much. Besides, red wine is good for your heart.

    • 1

      I am Bush

      9 months ago

      Does not say Alcoholic. A smoker gets addicted to the chemical nicotine. Also, smoking kills others around you. It smells worse. Which will cost you more? Which one will give your baby asthma, while in the womb. Smoking is way fucking worse.

  • 17

    namnog

    4 years ago

    drinking is bad but smoking is just terrible

  • 17

    some jewish dude

    5 years ago

    OMG be a heavy smoker of weed and cigs... sounds fine to me. you can die of drinking too much

    • 22

      CAL

      4 years ago

      AND YOU CAN'T DIE FROM SMOKING? RIGHT. 8/

    • 4

      Reed

      4 years ago

      you can't die from smoking weed

    • 2

      calbags

      4 years ago

      You can if you're allergic.

    • 0

      BB-8

      1 year ago

      you can die from taking alota drugs

    • 1

      BlameTheNarwhals

      1 year ago

      Besides, drinking is legal, while smoking weed is not.

    • 1

      I am Bush

      9 months ago

      Does not say Alcoholic. A smoker gets addicted to the chemical nicotine. Also, smoking kills others around you. It smells worse. Which will cost you more? Which one will give your baby asthma, while in the womb. Smoking is way fucking worse. Weed is not 100% it just doesn't take of minutes of your life, because of chemicals. Yes you can die from weed, and It cause laziness and people to be unproductive.

  • 12

    overtherainbow

    5 years ago

    Lung cancer or damaged liver.... one can be replaced easier. guess. plus im irish and russian so... I could take it. easy.

  • 11

    killmenow666

    6 years ago

    how many people developed lung cancer last year?

    • 11

      Reed

      4 years ago

      1 word... weed

    • 1

      LeBatman

      4 years ago

      **misclicked** okay, I just wrote a really long list of reasons why marijuana, but I accidentally left the page and list the text... ._. Anyway, bottom line, reed is an idiot.

    • 1

      LeBatman

      4 years ago

      *why marijuana is stupid**

    • 1

      Jacob Dennison

      3 years ago

      Good luck beating your kids ya drunk ;D haha but seriously, if you ask me, thats way worse than hurting myself, so I'd rather get myself killed smoking then hurt my kids thank you very much, and also you can get cancer from drinking derr.

    • 1

      ButHitlerisDead

      2 years ago

      How many families were torn apart by alcoholic relatives? Smoking may destroy you, but drinking destroys everyone around you.

    • 0

      ButHitlerisDead

      2 years ago

      How many families were torn apart by alcoholic relatives? Smoking may destroy you, but drinking destroys everyone around you.

    • 0

      BlameTheNarwhals

      1 year ago

      Unless there's nobody left for you.

    • 0

      I am Bush

      9 months ago

      Does not say Alcoholic. A smoker gets addicted to the chemical nicotine. Also, smoking kills others around you. It smells worse. Which will cost you more? Which one will give your baby asthma, while in the womb. Smoking is way fucking worse.

    • 0

      idiot

      4 months ago

      Lebatman, no i am u moron

  • 8

    Patricio Maya Villarreal

    1 year ago

    It doesn't say what drink it should be

  • 8

    Manuel Alejandro Leon

    4 years ago

    Smoke what....?

  • 6

    Sándor Uzonyi

    4 years ago

    That was a hard one, but since i dont drink constantly, like i smoke, my decision was made after all.

    • 2

      ZionSource

      1 year ago

      16,000,000 people die from smoking every year in America Alone

  • 6

    Crissy

    5 years ago

    I hate both, but I find alcohol more tolerable, not by much though.

  • 5

    MacKenzie

    4 years ago

    You can get the stench of alcohol off but smoking reeks and makes your teeth yellow

  • 5

    Mads Lehmann Broe

    5 years ago

    i'm already a heavy drinker. so yeah -.-

  • 3

    Pokemonguy

    8 months ago

    I'm a heavy drinker of water! Loopholes!

  • 4

    rachel

    4 years ago

    it's lung cancer vs. liver cancer. i really don't want either but lungs are just a little bit more essential for living!!

    • 0

      xperex04

      1 year ago

      A heavy drinker with not drink die, a heavy smoker with no cigarretes, estress

    • 0

      I am Bush

      9 months ago

      Does not say Alcoholic. A smoker gets addicted to the chemical nicotine. Also, smoking kills others around you. It smells worse. Which will cost you more? Which one will give your baby asthma, while in the womb. Smoking is way fucking worse.

  • 4

    OHNOitsNICHOLAS

    4 years ago

    Doesn't say what you're smoking...

    • 1

      ZionSource

      1 year ago

      good point but it also doesn't say what your drinking

  • 4

    GareBear

    5 years ago

    The smell. I can't stand the smell.

  • 4

    WentwoJ

    5 years ago

    Marijuana=D

  • 4

    seanpitt

    5 years ago

    deaths/accidents from alcohol= a lot deaths/accidents from marijuana= a shit ton of 0

    • 0

      ZionSource

      1 year ago

      16,000,000 people die from smoking every year in America Alone. Its talking about tabacco not weed

    • 3

      CheZ Mouse

      1 year ago

      We can be a heavy water drinkers

    • 0

      Pokemonguy

      8 months ago

      Chez mouse agreed

  • 3

    #Asha

    3 years ago

    I don't smoke and it can ruin your life......

  • 3

    Ceyhun Nidai

    3 years ago

    I wouldn't want to be a heavy drinker, being a lightweight will be cheaper to get drunk

    • 0

      ZionSource

      1 year ago

      16,000,000 people die from smoking every year in America Alone

  • 3

    Jack Brown

    4 years ago

    I'm a heavy milk drinker.

  • 3

    Alfa Khrisna

    4 years ago

    it didn't say what was the drink

  • 3

    Jac Kight

    4 years ago

    I'd be a heavy smoker of weed.

  • 0

    Landen

    21 hours ago

    He didn't specify what I was drinking heavily.

  • 0

    Ryder

    1 day ago

    You didn't say if it is juice, water, alcohol. NAILED IT!

  • 0

    BreeChu

    1 day ago

    if I be a heavy drinker then I'll tet drunk then get to have free sex/;#)

  • 2

    NinjaMaster

    1 year ago

    Yeah! I'll be a heavy drinker. Of water!!!!

  • 0

    GravityDuck

    3 days ago

    VAPE

  • 2

    Sudoplays

    1 year ago

    CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

  • 2

    Crittokx

    1 year ago

    i dont want to be drunk i see what im father did if he is drunk

  • 0

    MC Cookies

    5 days ago

    It didn't say what you drink. I'm addicted to water.

  • 0

    Petragon

    1 week ago

    I don't drink water heavily. But I guess I do now.

  • 2

    NoriMori

    2 years ago

    I'll take the mild stimulant carcinogenic over the debilitating depressant. I've never heard of homes being broken by smoking addiction, except of course in the case health problems occur. I'll take the high lifetime chance of cancer over the near certainty of alcohol very quickly destroying any semblance of a life.

  • 2

    Raphael Motta

    4 years ago

    Lungs over liver

  • 2

    Samael Ahmadinejad

    4 years ago

    I'm already both?

  • 2

    Branden Pedroza

    5 years ago

    all are dumbasses do weed damn its not bad for you and it relaxes you

    • 0

      bozoe734

      1 month ago

      do u know what it does to ur lungs!? it can give u cancer dude!!!!

  • 2

    andrew

    5 years ago

    since im only 10 i would leave this question but i had to anwser it to write this

  • 2

    xereeto

    5 years ago

    I am opposed to both... but you can turn into a real asshole when you're drunk...

  • 1

    wesley corum

    4 months ago

    Drinking feels better than smoking

  • 2

    MyNameIsKali

    5 years ago

    I'd smoke some weed.

  • 2

    Shmoo

    5 years ago

    I really hate smoking, but as a heavy drinker you can't function as good as a heavy smoker. No driving, no working, ..

    • 0

      ZionSource

      1 year ago

      16,000,000 people die from smoking every year in America Alone

  • 2

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    id prefer pit smoke over cigs though... at least id cure myself of basically everything instead of giving myself lung cancer

    • 1

      Baddie

      4 years ago

      I would pick that one in heartbeat.

    • 0

      ZionSource

      1 year ago

      16,000,000 people die from smoking every year in America Alone

  • 1

    MinecraftMaxYT

    4 months ago

    Like penny from the Big Bang theory

  • 0

    ammar

    2 weeks ago

    honesly i would shoose none of these

  • 0

    MrBritishIsles

    3 weeks ago

    You guys would smoke..? Oh my goodness!

  • 1

    Mig876

    8 months ago

    Refrigerant-addicted. Check-Mate. (Didn't say I was addicted to alcohol)

  • 0

    tyler whiteboy swag

    3 weeks ago

    pre much do it all bruh even though im not even old enough to drink yet but everyone does. but smoking includes weed which is my favorite of it all so get high nigga

  • 0

    meer

    3 weeks ago

    This is horrible, really who want's to do one?

  • 1

    Testifacte Man

    10 months ago

    i have a lung disease so i would die in like a day

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