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Get punched in the face after every swear

You *****!

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    Cait

    8 years ago

    Just don't swear.

    • 90

      Nick

      6 years ago

      yup.

    • 318

      COol GUy

      6 years ago

      get a job on south park.

    • 40

      valcorwabajak

      5 years ago

      your face would eventually just end up deformed and you could always say the swear not in english

    • 76

      yaritza

      5 years ago

      Fudge shiz , fiddle sticks , dang it , a-hole I didnt swear ;)

    • 43

      swift

      5 years ago

      Valcor, technically you're still swearing even if it's in another language.

    • 18

      TSOPER

      5 years ago

      I thought it said "sweat instead of swear", in that case i already swear between each word

    • 20

      Meow

      5 years ago

      Tarter Sauce...

    • 7

      xRejectz

      5 years ago

      Son of a betrayal...

    • 7

      shane

      5 years ago

      id most likley die but fuck it lololoolololololol

    • 4

      IdRather

      5 years ago

      @TSOPER ikr? i swear between every word already!

    • 19

      halo66333

      5 years ago

      I dont swear so yay and i would say beep

    • 15

      XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX

      5 years ago

      i dont swear any way

    • 4

      Simon Giordanengo

      5 years ago

      I am italian so i already do...

    • 6

      awesome t:ts

      5 years ago

      Hi

    • 4

      YouRatherInc.

      4 years ago

      What Tha Fu...dge(:

    • 14

      trevor

      4 years ago

      i FUCK like SHIT cookies CUNT

    • 8

      lily bluebell

      4 years ago

      i dont swear

    • 17

      Barbie

      4 years ago

      I fucking want fucking soup fucking with fucking a fucking drink fucking on fucking the fucking side.

    • 15

      Jarrett Smith

      4 years ago

      That'll teach me to stop swearing

    • 6

      Marzamania

      4 years ago

      Exactly :)

    • 1

      Dalailthis

      4 years ago

      @Cait It's a lot harder than you'd think.. well, for me atleast.

    • 4

      Tcmcc4

      4 years ago

      Exactly what I thought

    • 3

      Glaceon999

      4 years ago

      In an alternate universe, EVERYTHING IS A SWEAR.

    • 5

      ThatGuyMikey

      4 years ago

      Fuck that *punch in the mouth*

    • 0

      IAlwaseChooseBlue

      4 years ago

      GLOBGLOBITGLOBITYGLOB

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      Kaylee

      4 years ago

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    • 3

      Jacob Dittmer

      4 years ago

      Holy djibouti, that face!

    • 2

      Utah G

      3 years ago

      Not swearing > tourette syndrome

    • 1

      486jakebox

      2 years ago

      then theres no fun!

    • 2

      Htopop

      2 years ago

      That would be hard for some people.

    • 2

      Techdk

      2 years ago

      you just only swear when you have to

    • 3

      RedHawk12

      2 years ago

      already dont

    • 4

      Shiiro

      2 years ago

      I don't swear anyways.

    • 2

      isa_bella

      2 years ago

      i dont either

    • 9

      isa_bella

      2 years ago

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    • 1

      Spooky Rabbit

      2 years ago

      I swear pretty much all the time so yeah.

    • 0

      Thatsquid

      2 years ago

      how could you get a girl friend otherwise

    • 0

      iSnipah_

      2 years ago

      Keep in mind, if you talk once you never say a non-swear word again, because in-between each word also includes swears. As in: "Hi **** **** ****."

    • 2

      iSnipah_

      2 years ago

      Keep in mind, if you talk once you never say a non-swear word again, because in-between each word also includes swears. As in: "Hi **** **** ****."

    • 2

      george

      2 years ago

      I always avoid swearing. No big deal :P

    • 0

      [deleted]

      2 years ago

      how do u get a profile picture

    • 1

      PsychoTurtle

      2 years ago

      I don't swear to much, so no problemo.

    • 3

      AngelicFox

      2 years ago

      I dont swear!

    • 0

      Elijah Emery

      2 years ago

      I can't

    • 0

      rchoi

      2 years ago

      I thought it meant get punched every time someone swears around you.... :P

    • 0

      Billy

      2 years ago

      Me with this choice: Hi nigga my bitch just fucked shit frogs.

    • 0

      MartySturm

      2 years ago

      hello f*ck, i shit want cunt to fuck you

    • 1

      Sage

      2 years ago

      Yeah, I could go without swearing.

    • 2

      Fireflame12

      2 years ago

      I never swear

    • 1

      Kaotix

      2 years ago

      Anybody excited for Fallout 5?

    • 3

      Shadyflames

      2 years ago

      I never swore in my entire life... Except in the internet, and I don't do it commonly, either... I only swore majorly when I was still 3-5

    • 3

      jake

      2 years ago

      very easy if you are not dirty minded

    • 1

      Phrank TheeXtreem

      2 years ago

      yea they shouldnt swear on this site y'know what i'm saying

    • 1

      Blackjack

      2 years ago

      Just dont talk

    • 1

      Deadpool

      2 years ago

      JUST FUCKING GET SHIT TOGETHER, BITCH!

    • 1

      Ebony

      2 years ago

      Yep

    • 0

      Alexa

      2 years ago

      I just can't do that it's a part of my vocabulary lol

    • 0

      Kitty K

      2 years ago

      you can choose to not swear on either

    • 0

      Ronie Altamirano

      2 years ago

      Exactly

    • 0

      EnderBoltBlaze

      2 years ago

      Exactly, be a nonviolent person for a while

    • 0

      GeniusNerd

      2 years ago

      Exactly!

    • 0

      Epsilon

      2 years ago

      No just no

    • 0

      Mark7725

      2 years ago

      Lol easy for bilingual people i would just swear in urdu

    • 1

      ninami

      2 years ago

      Swearing is how we express pain and anger LET US EXPRESS PAIN AND ANGER DAMN IT

    • 0

      TornadoGuy

      2 years ago

      now i feel dumb

    • 0

      Lollypopcrazy

      2 years ago

      I was going to say that lol

    • 0

      Alex

      2 years ago

      I want both.

    • 0

      unv

      2 years ago

      can i change answers i double clicked ps i already do to friends

    • 1

      CreeperTron259

      2 years ago

      I never swear easy choice bro

    • 1

      Gorhang

      2 years ago

      I'm the type of guy who never swears.

    • 1

      CookieGuyBoi

      2 years ago

      Then you accidentally swear and then you get punched in the face then you swear over the pain and yeah...

    • 1

      agnes

      2 years ago

      or is replacement count for example f*** become fudge

    • 1

      Gage

      2 years ago

      just don't swear!

    • 0

      Giga HEART

      2 years ago

      EGGsactly.

    • 0

      Ethan Hancey

      2 years ago

      Same

    • 0

      Logan

      2 years ago

      Oh yeah!!!

    • 0

      DankMemes

      2 years ago

      It's hard not too

    • 0

      Kocha

      2 years ago

      yure dumb you have to swera

    • 0

      The Goat

      2 years ago

      But.. Like.. Fuck that.

    • 0

      Calvin

      2 years ago

      every swear means all swear in the world so you get punched every time someone on earth swears.

    • 0

      Mihnea

      2 years ago

      made you're own swearing

    • 0

      thunderlight2004

      2 years ago

      Fracking Shait!

    • 0

      Greg Alarcon

      2 years ago

      That's kinda fuckin hard to do

    • 0

      ObligedRock

      1 year ago

      I never gosh darn freaking swear.

    • 1

      Awesome_Gamer

      1 year ago

      If you never swear = never punched. Anyways I already never swear.

    • 1

      I'll follow the sun

      1 year ago

      Simply don't swear. Easy!

    • 0

      jasmine

      1 year ago

      yas

    • 0

      I'll follow the sun

      1 year ago

      Combined! Good luck!

    • 1

      Solorboom

      1 year ago

      Ikr

    • 2

      Marla

      1 year ago

      @valcorwabajak, if you don't swear in english, you're still swearing, genius

    • 0

      Bendakid

      1 year ago

      C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!!lol

    • 1

      Logan

      1 year ago

      Exactly! But that can be hard if you are REALLY mad at someone

    • 0

      grace

      1 year ago

      Azactly I never swear

    • 1

      NotAQ-Tip

      1 year ago

      I don't swear anyway so it's easy.

    • 2

      Paigeaater124

      1 year ago

      Exactly! +Who needs swearing, anyway?

    • 0

      JazmineToad

      1 year ago

      I rarely ever swear, soooo....

    • 1

      rahina

      1 year ago

      I can't just not swear.....

    • 0

      cook cookie

      1 year ago

      EGZACLY

    • 0

      maddy

      1 year ago

      i so dont agree

    • 0

      Gaming Content

      1 year ago

      yea i know

  • 41

    Alyssa

    6 years ago

    These two would suck if put together...

    • 11

      Hero_Rareheart

      4 years ago

      Hi fuck *punch* bill fuck *punch* how fuck *punch* are fuck *punch* you?

    • 3

      Impy.

      2 years ago

      @Hero_Rareheart Hey! Faggot *Punch* Oh, fuck *Punch* Why bitch? *Punch* Are Nigga *Punch* You Asshole *Punch* You Buttfuck *Punch* Punching Bitches? *Punch* Me? "I actually don't know" Oh, faggot. *Punch* -- It would be so awesome to watch something like that, get the popcorn!

    • 0

      Jesa

      2 years ago

      TRUEEEEE

  • 21

    xXNibiNoNekoXx

    6 years ago

    I'd just say I had Tourette Syndrome.

  • 14

    Rof1 Waffl3

    6 years ago

    I swear a fuckload, but it'd be pretty awkward swearing after every word. I guess you could claim you had tourettes, but still.

    • 1

      T.P.N

      5 years ago

      the people who swear when they have tourettes normally fake it, normally people with tourettes only make sounds like growling.

  • 11

    nihonlover

    7 years ago

    i dont swear unnless im mad so i guess i wouldnt get punched often....

    • 5

      Kris

      6 years ago

      Well if you get mad enough to swear, someone will smack some sense into you. xD

    • 2

      WarkriX

      5 years ago

      FUCK I HATE OW! MOTHERFUCKER OW! and it would just get worse, and you would hate itxD.

  • 8

    GareBear

    7 years ago

    I do this already 1/2 the time. Making it 100% of the time won't take much effort.

    • 4

      Lorenzo

      6 years ago

      After fucking every fucking word shit that shit is fucking loads no, i can't do it ^^

    • 9

      0Y0T1TS

      5 years ago

      can i punch you face now

  • 7

    Scott

    6 years ago

    i swear a lot. I would get pummelled if i started playing CoD...

  • 7

    Linkums

    6 years ago

    I don't swear anyway.

  • 6

    Imran Meco

    5 years ago

    I never fucking OW!

  • 5

    FreakingLoser

    5 years ago

    I don't say bad words that often cx

  • 5

    cheylabob

    7 years ago

    At least 50% of my dialogue is swear words. They're so versatile!

    • 11

      Rythmbot

      6 years ago

      And yet not a single one in that sentence.

  • 4

    WhyNotSeva

    5 years ago

    I'm classy as fuck.

  • 4

    Jon Harrison

    5 years ago

    I (fuck) voted(fuck) for (fuck) the (fuck) red (fuck) because (fuck), I (fuck) don't (fuck) want (fuck) to (fuck) talk (fuck) like (fuck) this.

    • 10

      Ziah

      5 years ago

      is fuck tho only swear you know? Get a dictionary Jon Harrison

  • 4

    Egg-celent

    6 years ago

    I swear between every word anyways, no biggie

  • 4

    Manglapus Bori

    6 years ago

    I'm mute.

  • 4

    ImprovShoes

    7 years ago

    I'd hardly ever get punched.

  • 4

    [deleted]

    7 years ago

    that seems fun!

  • 3

    jacob butler

    2 years ago

    Imagine if you could pick both.that would hurt.

  • 3

    Secret

    4 years ago

    Thing is i would be getting punched a shit ton

  • 3

    Neurosis312

    4 years ago

    i dont want a deformed face so yea

  • 3

    Denim

    5 years ago

    think it..

  • 3

    theo004

    5 years ago

    i agree with cait, it's easy enough not to swear.

  • 3

    lexi

    6 years ago

    i curse like a sailor as it is, this would be a good way to stop or at least cut it down by a lot, plus my mom would be a lot happier if my mouth wasnt so atrocious

    • 0

      tyop

      5 years ago

      Well your mom is a raisin.

  • 0

    LokiSkywalker

    2 hours ago

    I almost never swear

  • 0

    Dawood

    1 week ago

    Fuck *gets punched*

  • 2

    Yiu Kwong Choy Yung

    5 years ago

    every time a PERSON or you swear you get punch it does not tell if you only swear.

  • 2

    Hannah Santana Herculano

    5 years ago

    I already swear all the fucking time so...

  • 2

    Mattias Larsson

    5 years ago

    Can i dodge the punches?

  • 2

    shittycats

    6 years ago

    Meow

  • 2

    oliviax3alden

    6 years ago

    much easier to just watch my language and try really hard not to swear...besides, it would probably do ME some good to not be able to sound like a sailor when i want

  • 2

    [deleted]

    7 years ago

    that seems fun!

  • 0

    TheEmoestDivaEver

    2 weeks ago

    I cuss wayyyyy too much.

  • 0

    Someone

    1 month ago

    I don't swear so it is easy.

  • 0

    DR Chicken

    1 month ago

    I do it already

  • 1

    Dr. Jay

    1 year ago

    `"Ooohh fuck this question!!" *gets punched in the face* "JEEEESUS CHRIST! worth it."

  • 1

    RustyTheGamer

    2 years ago

    I - A SWEAR! - already - A SWEAR! - do - A SWEAR! - this.

  • 1

    Shane Smith

    2 years ago

    So i can be Samuel Jackson

  • 1

    Ask Master

    2 years ago

    i. FUCK. love .SHIT. swearing .CUNT.

  • 1

    rambocreativity

    2 years ago

    I don't swear so this isn't a problem for me...

  • 1

    Im just a random guy

    2 years ago

    So basically its "become Dr Andonuts or don't swear"

  • 1

    G_rex19

    2 years ago

    jokes on you I don't sware XD

  • 1

    Arrow4586

    2 years ago

    I dont swear so.. WIN WIN WIN

  • 1

    Michael Shaer

    2 years ago

    I already swear between every word so im good

  • 1

    Deathlake9

    2 years ago

    i don't swear

  • 1

    Daniel Southern

    2 years ago

    "Will FUCK You COCK Marry ASS Me SHIT"

  • 1

    Christian DeRocco

    2 years ago

    I swear that much anyway.

  • 0

    jay

    1 month ago

    wait waaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • 0

    jay

    1 month ago

    vwat vwat

  • 1

    May May Bracy

    2 years ago

    I'd probably get punched 10 times a day

  • 0

    JulijaFromSlovenija

    1 month ago

    YOU FUCK YOU CANT PUNCH A LADY!!! YOU ALSO CANT PUNCH A KID IM 11!!

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