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69% Have to learn how to walk again

31% Have to learn about every date in history and why they were important.

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From A.D.-Present. Learning how to walk previously involved being in some sort of accident that temporarily dissabled your ability to walk.

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  • 135

    GareBear

    9 years ago

    Dude, I want to do this anyways. Not even a contest. Besides, learning all of the CE dates would help me in my dream job.

    • 37

      Evan Schooling

      7 years ago

      Agreed! I love history!

    • 19

      shaneac

      7 years ago

      I know, I don't know much about history anyways, so I'd be learning new knowledge

    • 10

      redredredredredBLUE

      7 years ago

      It'd be really cool:D I love history:)

    • 16

      Toolbox

      6 years ago

      I would just remember the song from The Rudolph movie

    • 84

      Nat-han

      6 years ago

      It would take a lot less time to learn to walk than to have to learn each important date in history. And if you think about it, each date is important because without one date, the next would not have come. However, time is relative of course and I could go on forever, yet I should believe that you may tire of reading such a long and in depth comment. Seeing as the latest media has shortened the attention span, especially while online where almost all of the useful human knowledge is stored. But then again, who are we to determine what is useless. Its all an opinion, as is the base of this site itself.

    • 11

      tribute4life

      6 years ago

      Nat-han your comment just blew my mind/swayed my vote... >.>

    • 8

      halo66333

      6 years ago

      This means i get attention

    • 5

      TheGuyUnderMeIsGay

      6 years ago

      I think Stolkmen is gay.

    • 6

      curtis

      6 years ago

      every date in history, that's billions of years.

    • 1

      Debby Ineich

      6 years ago

      curtis...it says "AD to Present" ...that's only 2013 years...

    • 1

      Aerith

      6 years ago

      It'd be completely useful

    • 3

      TheTikiMan133t

      6 years ago

      You would have to learn about over 2190000 days.

    • 3

      Jian

      5 years ago

      It would take too long

    • 5

      Rando23

      5 years ago

      I love history, but by the time you learn every date you will have wasted your entire life.

    • 1

      maxie

      4 years ago

      Walking

    • 1

      Erik

      4 years ago

      screw history

    • 2

      Sasha

      3 years ago

      Everyday in history is everyday since the universe was created. That would be forever to learn about

    • 1

      squidprobe20

      3 years ago

      reading every thing in history would take about 15 years as learning how to walk again only takes a few months to a year so why you chose history reds?

    • 0

      William

      3 years ago

      I chose it because I love history, Most important dates are interesting and losts of them are wars. the best!

    • 1

      Htopop

      3 years ago

      I hate history. No offense.

    • 1

      Alana

      3 years ago

      fuckin love history!

    • 0

      sourcupcake123

      3 years ago

      I LOVE history but EVERY date!? Seriously!?

    • 0

      CraftingBench316

      3 years ago

      lel i took really only 2 months to start walking and never crawled

    • 0

      hi!

      3 years ago

      I always wanted to be a historian

    • 0

      TRIXIESTAR

      3 years ago

      History classes bitches. They already teach that shit.

    • 0

      Game Gazer

      3 years ago

      learning about every single date in history would take longer than you would live

    • 0

      Outrageous Furball

      3 years ago

      I am an alien XD

    • 1

      Nobody

      3 years ago

      gives me an excuse not to walk

    • 0

      YourMom'sFaveBF

      3 years ago

      I could make 9/11 jokes and not know what it means

    • 1

      Justin

      3 years ago

      I hate history man

    • 1

      fishey batman

      3 years ago

      Why was 6 days ago a vital date in human history and 5 days ago and yesterday

    • 3

      Pandabro8848

      3 years ago

      i get a wheelchair while i learn

    • 0

      pikachu

      2 years ago

      vdd

    • 3

      Carra_Luzi

      2 years ago

      DUDE IF YOU BREAK YOUR LEG YOU WILL BE FORCED TO LEARN HOW TO WALK AGAIN AND ITS NOT AS HARD AS LEARNING EVERY DATE

    • 2

      ExhaustedRuins

      2 years ago

      wouldnt that take like.....years though

    • 1

      TGUY701

      2 years ago

      learning every date in history would be till you die, because dates are going every second learning to walk again, easy, maybe a week tops

    • 0

      Liam

      2 years ago

      AD*

    • 1

      Cueball

      2 years ago

      Done this twice, it's not as bad as it sounds.

    • 1

      Ultraburger

      2 years ago

      wat

  • 42

    Samuel Blakey

    7 years ago

    My favorite subject.

  • 38

    Stolkmen

    7 years ago

    I think learning how to walk is relatively easier than learning EVERY date in history + its importance.

    • 4

      illyssa

      7 years ago

      LOL idk ask people who do physical therapy..looks like it sucks :(

    • 3

      melissa

      6 years ago

      yea but it didnt say that your legs had any problems so itd be much easier than physical therapy.

    • 3

      Lenrap

      6 years ago

      Plus it's an emotionally inspiring event in life

  • 23

    Kaden

    7 years ago

    Every date? Yaaah no... learning to walk only takes a couple years.

  • 19

    Stewiepwn

    7 years ago

    Get new knowledge vs. relearning old knowledge? easy.

    • 1

      Steven

      6 years ago

      Never stop learning.

    • 2

      XYZinferno

      3 years ago

      Every date is important. It would probably take more than a lifetime to learn the importance of EVERY date. There is always something on the news, meaning every day is important.

  • 15

    collinj

    8 years ago

    Already had to learn how to walk again. It's not as hard as one would think. Just very frustrating

  • 6

    Cayla Niko Johnson

    7 years ago

    What? I like history.

  • 6

    Dylan

    7 years ago

    Learning about history would greatly improve the way you live your life.

  • 6

    Kuusou

    7 years ago

    Education sounds like a good thing.

  • 4

    pickle-smith

    7 years ago

    It's called History class.

  • 4

    Fedos

    7 years ago

    The stated date range is such a small portion of human history.

  • 4

    ali04

    8 years ago

    i kinda enjoy this and do it anyway

  • 3

    Peter Jeger

    6 years ago

    Fucking hate history, I find it really god damn boring!

  • 3

    TheBeast

    7 years ago

    And then they ask why the world goes wrong

  • 3

    Unison

    7 years ago

    You would have so much knowledge available!

  • 3

    HotTopicHipster

    7 years ago

    Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it

  • 3

    JesterOfDestiny

    7 years ago

    I don't know them anyway.

  • 3

    DrCrazyFishMan1

    7 years ago

    having to learn all that would rewin your life... you'd be studying constantly

  • 3

    Mimi

    7 years ago

    Seriously?

  • 2

    Patches

    4 years ago

    I HAD to learn how to walk again, that shit was painful and miserable, I'd rather relearn all the important dates of history.

  • 2

    Andrew Smith

    7 years ago

    HISTORY IS AWESOME.

  • 2

    nottie

    7 years ago

    BEST HISTORY MAJOR EVER

  • 2

    zachary_kuzon

    7 years ago

    I can learn to walk again, at least I'll be able to

  • 2

    Rosa Llama Jane Samu

    7 years ago

    History fascinates me. This one was easy.

  • 2

    valduck17

    7 years ago

    Some white-washed, half-assed, propaganda ridden "history" - I'll pass. If it was real history, and I couldn't just read it on Wikipedia, I'd consider it

  • 2

    De3ertf0x

    7 years ago

    I hate APUSH lol

  • 2

    Christian

    7 years ago

    So... every single day in history? This is a retarded question.

    • 3

      Toby Lurio

      7 years ago

      History is composed of important dates, not every second of existence. That's why for before we started recording history, we call it "pre-historic".

  • 0

    Cola-_Coca

    1 month ago

    i'm goin history, i could use a refresher, i've always found it extremely interesting to learn about where we came from and how this nation was brought about

  • 1

    mysticreaper107

    3 years ago

    I would learn how to walk sense i have a brain i can remember some things on how to walk

  • 1

    eitherman5yhufrh

    3 years ago

    Knowledge is power

  • 1

    Takahashi Yoda

    3 years ago

    I already have

  • 1

    Tom

    3 years ago

    the other option would take so long

  • 1

    Audric Merryman

    3 years ago

    Stupid you would have to learn everyday ever because something significant will happen everyday even from the past

  • 1

    Rainbow

    6 years ago

    My attention span is shorter then... Wait what was I talking about

  • 1

    Cody

    6 years ago

    Meh. Sometimes I get really, really stoned and have to learn how to walk again anyways.

  • 1

    Johnathan Williamson

    6 years ago

    its not that hard ive done it twice

  • 1

    Thea T.

    6 years ago

    I suck at learning important dates and years in History class.

  • 1

    derpwang

    6 years ago

    History fucking blows

  • 1

    EdwardNigma

    7 years ago

    THIS IS THE EASIEST FUCKING DECISION. HISTORY KICKS ASS.

  • 1

    illyssa

    7 years ago

    Well, I've taken history before and I was fine with it. Learning how to walk again would be frustrating and suck

  • 1

    BlueTyphoid

    7 years ago

    Take time to relearn something I already knew, or use that time to learn something new?

  • 1

    Kam

    7 years ago

    I love history.. are they both the same amount of difficulty?

  • 1

    Goofykid3435

    7 years ago

    AP World History? I didn't want to do it, but I did

  • 1

    megusta2

    7 years ago

    Of its with my old history teacher im fine because he is really funny

  • 1

    Rochelle

    7 years ago

    Do I have to remember the dates and events?

  • 1

    RealityWarping

    7 years ago

    It would be pretty fun learning how to walk again and it's only temporary. Plus, I would die of boredom if I had to learn every date in history, so learning to walk for me would be less painful than it seems. It would feel like quite an accomplishment.

  • 1

    Rui

    7 years ago

    ok I understand what's happening here, people that doesn't like to learn and prefers to learn how to walk again(like 1 year) prefers blue because it's faster than red, in my opinion I love to learn new things, culture and I love history so, easy, red option. I had the idea that a lot of people doesn't like to learn, maybe a lot of people are really young here or don't have ambition or are not curious or something, again: shocked!

  • 1

    ab_hunt

    7 years ago

    I've already leaned how to walk again.... So I don't really get a choice.

  • 1

    Jerry Jerryson

    7 years ago

    I'm trying to better myself anyway.

  • 1

    Conner Davis

    7 years ago

    i already know that. like today was the festival on the lost moon of poosh 3000 years ago.

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