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hendrxson
$5 is better than wnba
Gunther
hey those women command $7,000 a year
Ryan
Gunther, my brother said something like that. "Maybe she'll make it into the WNBA and make HUNDRED OF dollars a year"
Austin
yeah but we don't get the money idiot
Salamat
Are you stupid? Being a coach for any team will get you an income of more than $5 dumb shit.
rarity the unicorn
salamat you're retarded. that was the joke -__- if you cant understand humor then get off this site
Marcus Panico
It doesn't say be the coach of the team, you dumb cunt.
Boredbuttercup:)
We don't even have wnba in England... I don't even know what it is!
Connor
@boredbuttercup it's women's basketball, it's basically saying women's sport has no value.
Hanna
440,000 people said find 5 bucks compared to 95,000 saying red. Just sayin
kaheri
its money
liamamalone
yep
kurarocha
Ok u can't think that but just always know that ur a fucking sexists dumbass that's probllay a dike so.... At Least women in the wnba are talented ur proubley a computer nerd so stop talking
Cody Dudash
We're not sexist dumb-asses, we just don't like basketball you judgmental fuck.
Carter Rose
I don't give a damn about the wnba. But I do love money
Glaceon999
So. I could make a deal with a terrible local WNBA team that if they win, I get 100,000 dollars a day. Make them agree. Roll in money.
Scythe
Don't even have a local wnba...
Evalgra
Mmmmm........$5. WNBA? Don't care.
51%
$5 Aka average yearly salary in the wnba
WindigoGaming87
Yeah. Also, I apparently found a folded 5$ bill in the bathroom stall one day at school.
Lachlanio Gaming
I don't even know what wnba stands for
Benjamin sebastian
You so dumb no offence
Sparky233
What is WNBA?
Darius
i know
luci
we don't have wnba in australia
Ruby Rose
I hate sports
Kyro Lenʖ ͡°)
I regret my choice
Adrian
Can we raise it to 18 billion dollars?
Anon
SANDWHICH FOR $5!!!!!!
Mr. Tuxito
You sexest
sourcupcake123
to me, sports has no value
Luffy
Wtf can 5$ do?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kid "hey those women command $7,000 a year" and 'So. I could make a deal with a terrible local WNBA team that if they win, I get 100,000 dollars a day. Make them agree. Roll in money."
Maria Reyes
I would pick WNBA basketball and swimming are the only two sports I win at
BrownieCakes
whats wnba...
Donald Trump
Please believe me. I ONLY chose this because we don't even have a WNBA team. If we did I would reconsider.
Kupperz
I hate Nba
CrispyM4yhem479
what do u get if your team wins anyway? id rather get something for me
MLG Snoop Doge
True
Noob Gamer
If Youre Betting About It You Make Hell Lotta Money
Urno
Yep x)
Pineappleman
Any feminists getting triggered are just... WHY?
10/10
I am da greed
AWESOMEPERSON12345
Sexist
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Yep
XmanZY
what if you were on that team
allday
sexcist
TeamXtreme
Look, as a girl, I'd rather have $5 because the WNBA doesn't affect me at all.
ItsTylerHere04
I agree, sports is boring!
Ttrucker
Gunther I make more then $7,000 a year by driving a truck.
Ttrucker
There is no WNBA in Canada and I hate basketball anyways.
LightLegends7321
so true bro, who care about WNBA
Butter_On_Toast;)
I hate WNBA. ANYTHING is better than WNBA.
JEFF
I am not into any sport, name a famous sports guy and i would have no idea who you talking about, so yeah give dat moolah.
brayden.jacobson
and were not playing for them anyway
overtherainbow
wuts wnba?
max
exactly
DwightHoward
Wow
Jeppe Haugaard Vandtved
I'm from Europe. Don't expect me to know what your US bullshit is.
Kobil J Shakur
Women trying to play basketball instead of making us a sandwhich
Glaceon999
Kobil is a sexist fuck. I don't give any shits about basketball, but you, sir, are a dickhead with a neckbeard in his mama's basement.
Evalgra
lol nice insults xD Glaceon999
ethyht
Did Kobil just get roasted?
rchoi
no, glaceon got mad and insulted him which is not a roast
Valerie
Women's National Basketball Association
LorenzoBolla
Most people pucked the money because they dont know what wnba is, like me.
the make madder
thats womens national basketball associatin
Salacious
Wow selfish people, you can make all the players on the team, the supporters, fans, coaches, parents, partners, EXTREMELY happy. Or you can find 5 dollars. I think after you win you can go and ask one of the players for 5 dollars and they'd be so happy that they'd probably give it to you!
Kuusou
What makes you think that they are any less selfish? Why would they give me any money? I could make a group of random people who will never matter in my life happy or I can get 5 dollars to make getting dinner easier.
Max Miller
dude stop lying
Viperxiii
make my local team win and make them happy, but the other team is sad, or find 5 bucks and 1 team is happy, the other is sad... only difference is i have 5 bucks now
SAUCY SCOTSMAN
Hahahahaha. You said fans and supporters. Like the WNBA has either.
Paul
No idea who my local WNBA team is and I don't care either. 5$ foot long here I come!
Bob
Honestly, i dont give a shit
Silens
Ha! I don't have a local WNBA team!
SkyBison
Lol, nah bro. Five bucks is better.
whitepower144
Fuck you ugly paki
Brendan Butler
Shut up. I can buy a pizza with $5 and I give zero fucks about any basketball
Sarah
Maybe I'm making the other teams happy
Dustin Vaughan
Dude, there's like maybe three people on Planet Earth outside of the players that actually care about WNBA.
DaMarshen
Lol what fans? It's WNBA
Zac
Letting them win would make a a lot of other teams sad anyways, so it doesn't really matter which team wins
Brandon
The wnba has fans!
nigg
who the fuck cares about wnba. name one person in the league
ToastedKatana
But if you do that you will waste your time. Meanwhile you can have 5$ and NOT watch the WNBA
benndogggg
Ur a dumbass
Parker
Or I don't have to ask. Wnba is worthless anyways.
thatonename
Wait a minute WNBA has fans..... since when
hankey the christmas shit
We dont have wnba in my country and if we had i would still chose the 5 bugs
willie
Trust me, the lynx have won 2 of the last 3 championships and It doesn't make me any happier
Walter White
f**k basketball
mikemosc123
That all doesnt matter if we dont care. Waiting for a team to win over getting 5 bucks now. Hmm. I wonder which i care less about?
potato
And at the same time, you make the other teams depressed as fuck. Maybe leave who wins the WNBA alone. And who said they didn't have a chance at winning on their own?
potato
And at the same time, you make the other teams depressed as fuck. Maybe leave who wins the WNBA alone. And who said they didn't have a chance at winning on their own?
potato
And at the same time, you make the other teams depressed as fuck. Maybe leave who wins the WNBA alone. And who said they didn't have a chance at winning on their own?
sabresftw123
Think about your comment. Either option there is a team, coaches, fans etc. happy, because there is still a team that wins the championship if you take the 5$. All the other option does is let you choose which team is happy.
sabresftw123
Think about your comment. Either option there is a team, coaches, fans etc. happy, because there is still a team that wins the championship if you take the 5$. All the other option does is let you choose which team is happy.
Connor
A team wins every year, so therefore soneone will be happy
Juan Fernandez
Why do i care? I like myself better than i like them
SmarterThanYou
Screw happiness AND other people. Some idiotic sports fans aren't going to pay for my lunch with their happiness.
Jad Bouch
Hometown wins you aint the coaches dumbos
WindowsVista
I don't give a s*** about basketball or football or whatever the WNBA is.
Baynard
fuck wnba i want the 5 dollars bitch
krazy loving squid
Not selfish not everyone needs a winning team more than 5 dollars some people need that think about why other people might say they want the 5$ before you criticize them
Donald Trump
Salacious we don't HAVE wnba where I live! If we did I would probably agree with you.
Pineappleman
It's not fair to the other team if your local team wins automatically, and it doesn't say the WNBA team would lose if you picked the $5.
Stolkmen
**cough cough** if you know ahead of time that you'd win...you could place a bet that would be waaaaay more than a lousy fiver.
Ethan
"I'll bet you $100 that my WNBA team beats your WNBA team" - Nobody ever
[deleted]
My thoughtss exactly.
Mepper
Unless you have no money to place a bet.
theTexan
I'll bet you $5 you can't name any wnba teams.
moveschris
^touche
batman
No one on the surface of the earth bets on WNBA
SuperMaya
TheTexan CHICAGO SKY GIVE ME MEH 5 $
Ttrucker
You could loose more then $5 from that bet but no matter what happens I get $5. I hate basketball anyways and no WNBA in Canada.
Demon1981
I'll bet on the game with a ton of friends, fuck the 5$
Juan Fernandez
Because the betting scene for women basketball is so lucrative
Ttrucker
But then you can loose much more then $5 and in English the dollar sign goes before the number.
drizzy
I heard a funny joke. Womens basketball.
max
lol
happybirthdaymerrychristmas
Rofl
happybirthdaymerrychristmas
Rofl
Dan John
this one's hilarious :)
MarkTheGr8
Well I had to register to call you an idiot Salacious. If 'your' team won, it'd mean another team didn't. So if your team doesn't win, other players, supporters, fans, coaches, parents, partners, will become EXTREMELY happy. $5 anyday. I'm not interested in the WNBA one bit.
Brian Kyle
Well idk what WNBA is
Kyle
I was under the impression that the entirety of the WNBA was worth $5.
p01arb33r
$5 > all women's sports combined
megahype
What about beach volleyball?
Ttrucker
No. Beach volleyball, gymnastics and hockey would be three sports I would want to watch woman play over $5.
Ttrucker
If you are straight you would too.
cheesecake99
Could I bet on it?
GareBear
I don't know what a "WNBA" is, but I'm assuming I get nothing.
SuperMaya
WOMEN NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION YOU GET THOUSANDS
Salacious
Wow selfish people, you can make all the players on the team, the supporters, fans, coaches, parents, partners, EXTREMELY happy. Or you can find 5 dollars. I think after you win you can go and ask one of the players for 5 dollars and they'd be so happy that they'd probably give it to you!
Conor
Fuck u hahaha WNBA is probably the biggest joke in the sports world to ever be thought up. Im not a sexist but nobody wants to watch women play sports its just plain uneventful and very boring.
Rhys Campbell
Conor, have you seen women play volleyball or tennis or soccer? Also, WNBA isn't that bad you sexist fuck!
Eric AskewSomethin
@Conor I dunno I love me some Serena Williams haha
CaptainBurger64
Who cares
spinax22
Dude, you're so full of shit, it's dripping out of your nose.
CandySodaSpark
Oh my god, who cares if my local WNBA team wins? If I was in the WNBA, i would want to win with my own talent and skill, not because some random people thought a bunch of people were sexist and selfish because they wanted $5. If they win, they win, and if they don't? Then I guess they'll just have to try again next year.
SmarterThanYou
You're an idiot.
Morgan Marie
why would.anyone pick red.?
warrior101kdn
To make people happy, asshat.
Jake
To be fair the opposing team would be unhappy.
Mac
If I knew they were going to win, I'd just bet on the game and win more than $5
mucch12
The WNBA is women's basketball,overtherainbow. By the way, I don't care much for basketball, so definitely the five bucks for me.
LoyalJoker
I would rather have people experience happiness like that then be $5 richer. Who ever would pick the $5 over other peoples happiness is extremely greedy.
FreakiestAlmond
Wrong, anyone who would rig a "Professional" sports game is selfish. Its not the destination, but the journey that is fun.
SomeGuyOverThere
People will experience happiness regardless of which team wins, and that's assuming they wouldn't win anyway. I would rather get $5 than choose which random group of people gets to be satisfied with a game I don't watch.
warrior101kdn
So FreakiestAlmond, you're saying finding a fucking $5 bill is an "adventure". What The Fuck.
ckyguy
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Is this really a question??? no companionship
P.j. Lombard
I'm from Minnesota lynx win every year anyways
Brian Kyle
Well idk what WNBA is
_Shannoniganz_
Omg this is so fucked up.... Even tho I voted 4 the $5... I'm a horrible person
Ian Crawford
Has nothing to do with gender, I fucking hate sports.
Pineappleman
Did you mean to choose blue?
kennedy_45
Wow, 85% of people here are cheap as FUCK.
kodai
how am i cheap? its unfair to the other teams if i automaticly made them win.
[deleted]
We just don't have WNBA in the country. Or the continent, I fear. Nobody would get anything. This way I'll get foreign money.
SomeGuyOverThere
Either I choose blue and I get $5, or choose red and something changes that helps some people, hurts other people, and doesn't affect me in any way. I don't see how it makes me cheap; money has some value to me, basketball doesn't.
Scottish-Norwegian
So is a little cleansers pizza
Ryan19
That's for the fan to decide
LEDROC
"......yay"- That one guy.
thestralpixie
I don't care about sports. Especially considering I'm Australian and I don't even think we have a WNBA.
Bardur
Its only 5 dollars
OTHERJR
$5 can get you some food, how will a bunch of women playing basketball be fit you?
SomeDudeIntheInternet
you know, maybe the butterfly effect could happen.
lolwut
I live in philadelphia we don't have a wnba team
Joseph Swanson Swanny
Well it already happened a nobody gave a shit
BigRed22
I couldn't name a WNBA team if my life depended in it
West Tex Chiver
I can't even name a WNBA team. so yeah i'll take my $5.
Samuel
MONEY =D
Frieder Haizmann
I'm German I don't even know what an nbwa team is
Dave
I just laughed so hard that I peed
BoxOfFruit
I laughed at the choices so hard.
JobbyBox
I honestly don't even care about WNBA. Hell, I don't even live in the USA. Screw the WNBA.
michael2525
Haha
Endhiran
I laughed so hard at the results.
D.j. Binns
>Hey did you see last nights WNBA game? >No, why? >Because that woman didnt dunk again.
Matthew Ross
What the hell is WNBA?!
Matthew Ross
I know what it is but I was just making a point.
AT24
just bet more then 5$ on your team?
warrior101kdn
Apparently 75% of people think finding a fucking $5 bill is worth more than letting hundreds of thousands of people including you be so happy that their team won the championship. What the actual fuck.
Valkyrie
Doesn't matter who wins.
Valerie
Of course I want my team to win!
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that_philly_fann
This is the most sexist question I've ever gotten
kira :3
Give me that 5$ bill xD
Scottish-Norwegian
He got this from dude perfect