Would you rather have a lightsaber or have a helper monkey?

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Would you rather...

Have a lightsaber

Have a helper monkey

A legit Star Wars lightsaber or a helper monkey that would do anything for you (within reason and PETA rules).

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Oct 5, 2009

Would you rather...

Have a lightsaber

Have a helper monkey

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