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28% Give up buttons and zippers

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Buttons refers to the clothing variety. You would be unable to wear anything with these traits.

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  • 193

    SnazziestPants

    9 years ago

    Velcro and knots? I don't think I've worn anything with velcro since the 4th grade.

    • 64

      Jack Stevenson

      7 years ago

      Yeah but how important do you think knots are in real life

    • 20

      FreezingFire

      7 years ago

      You can never wear jeans again...

    • 18

      Bart Morskate

      7 years ago

      uhm jeans without zippers actually exist?

    • 40

      lol

      7 years ago

      Bart, but jeans without zippers have buttons

    • 9

      jhonney

      7 years ago

      ive seen jeans with buttons and zippers

    • 13

      Filipp Pöyhönen

      7 years ago

      @lol You're wrong, there are jeans WITHOUT ANYTHING. I'm wearing ones right now.

    • 5

      im_twisted

      6 years ago

      Stretchy jeans or jeggings

    • 11

      Jono Greenwood

      6 years ago

      No knots since 4th grade? How do you tie your shoes?

    • 1

      BeeGee

      6 years ago

      For a man with Snazzy pants, I feel you see more velcro than I do.

    • 5

      jcampbell0

      6 years ago

      Have you ever tied ur shoes? That is a knot

    • 2

      Cody Dudash

      6 years ago

      @Jack, it only says for clothing varieties retard, you can still use other knots just fine.

    • 1

      Jacob Dittmer

      5 years ago

      Imagine pants without buttons or zippers

    • 1

      Brobotnik

      5 years ago

      Ever had your dong zipped? Zippers are from hell.

    • 1

      Evalgra

      5 years ago

      If you actively wear velcro or knots, you deserve to give them up.

    • 2

      Ubiystvo

      4 years ago

      In reply to Jono, I used to were slip-on shoes, and now wear boots (zippers and clasps). It is not difficult.

    • 0

      liam flynn

      4 years ago

      If you needed to tie knots like if you want to save someone from a cliff you wouldn't be able to

    • 0

      Radarrad

      4 years ago

      liam, that was my thought. and i think knots are very important to survival, and you can just replace all the buttons and zippers with velcro.

    • 0

      Annaliese

      4 years ago

      A little offensive, but I understand. (I'm in 4th grade and every body knows how to tie, but 2 people maybe)

    • 0

      Dylan

      4 years ago

      and knots

    • 0

      Setakarn

      4 years ago

      Brobotnik, have you heard of "underwear"

    • 0

      msheppard2001

      4 years ago

      Become an Amish

    • 0

      Sonikku

      4 years ago

      High Tops! Need to tie em'

    • 0

      SodaPop21

      4 years ago

      Lol

    • 0

      Regan Hoffman

      4 years ago

      i never wore velcro in my life

    • 0

      din05u4r

      4 years ago

      zippers and buttons are more common than velcros and knots

    • 0

      Jaxz

      4 years ago

      its called joggers

    • 0

      a fox.

      4 years ago

      Knots means no sneakers or boots either.

    • 0

      QuestionMaker22

      4 years ago

      I'd always wear slip-on shoes, basketball shorts, and t-shirts.

    • 0

      John Jacula

      4 years ago

      I wear jeans a lot

    • 0

      Tyler

      4 years ago

      TRACKSUITS EXIST DUMMIES

    • 0

      derpington

      4 years ago

      I HATE VELCRO AND I HATE KNOTS!!!!!

    • 0

      Kupperz

      3 years ago

      I wear basketball shorts moterfuckers

    • 0

      TechnicalRespONsE

      3 years ago

      @Tyler what if the top of my tracksuit has a hoodie with a zipper XD

    • 1

      Jacksepticeyefan

      3 years ago

      I don't even wear jeans and I wear hoodies without zippers or buttons

    • 0

      cool

      3 years ago

      IT TAKES A LONG TIM TO DO ZIPPERS & NOTS SO THAT IS THE ONE U SHOULD GIVE UP! I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE!

    • 0

      AustinIsNyanCat

      3 years ago

      Not true there are jeans without anything on this list like those attachy things

    • 2

      Piotr Grochowski

      3 years ago

      why would anyone wear jeans? they are a bad idea and uncomfortable

    • 0

      AdrianRO

      3 years ago

      i don't want to tie a knot so much

    • 0

      jacksepticeye

      3 years ago

      ive not since like 1st grade

    • 0

      Red_Milk

      3 years ago

      Has ANYONE heard of the Vat19 shoelaces??

    • 1

      Alexa

      3 years ago

      Who has heard of those coats where you snap both sides together? I have one of those.

    • 0

      Heroboy99

      2 years ago

      Loop hole there are auto tying shoes and slip on Shoes

    • 0

      theluigiduck

      2 years ago

      I hate wearing jeans... the button is usually a huge butt kicker, but i have no problem with the zipper

    • 0

      Zadratan

      2 years ago

      The knots though - when you're climbing trees or are stranded in a forest or whatnot, you'll need knots in a lot of those situations

    • 0

      Big D

      2 years ago

      I STILL can't tie my shoes

    • 0

      Omtegu

      6 months ago

      I get button shoes lol

    • 0

      notabot

      3 months ago

      If you tie a shoe, you're making a knot

  • 27

    pollpo

    9 years ago

    Get a belt for your pants, Knots are alot more usefull then buttons. Imagine going camping. Oh don't worry our supplies are safe on the roof of the car i put a button on it.

    • 31

      Rythmbot

      8 years ago

      I hate camping.

    • 17

      arreis

      8 years ago

      There is a thing called a trunk. Also, just curious, which would you use on the tent, velcro or knots? I'm thinking that a zipper would be much more efficient.

    • 6

      Dylan Michael Malanc

      8 years ago

      Velcro, I'd use velcro. Not hard.

    • 12

      Gressklippern

      7 years ago

      Fcking campers.

    • 0

      biggs

      7 years ago

      I fuckin hate knots (i clicked the wrong one)

    • 2

      Nick3.141592

      7 years ago

      You couldn't WEAR anything with it. NOT USE anything with it.

    • 1

      lucky

      6 years ago

      It is only for clothing poll po

    • 0

      Tcmcc4

      6 years ago

      No, you just can't wear anything with knots. You can still camp.

    • 1

      Ryan

      6 years ago

      What do you think closes the tent door while camping...

    • 0

      Jaxz

      4 years ago

      wait......have u heard of a boot

    • 0

      Mehmed

      3 years ago

      Idc im keeping suit and tie lol

  • 19

    Ardit

    10 years ago

    pants would be to hard to put on

    • 23

      Bob2ball

      8 years ago

      zip up shoes :D

    • 24

      Dylan Michael Malanc

      8 years ago

      There are pants and shirts without buttons and zippers, you can live without them easily, and knots are much more useful in life, and velcro's just too fun.

    • 3

      Cricketeer

      7 years ago

      no one tie shoes anyways but i will miss annoying my friend with the sound of velcro.

    • 0

      [deleted]

      7 years ago

      Dylan you don't own any jeans? What about shorts that aren't for the gym

    • 0

      Pandacakes264

      6 years ago

      duh

    • 0

      pedobear98

      4 years ago

      Frankly I don't really tie knots anymore (occasionally) and I haven't used Velcro since forever ago. I wear jeans and a hoodie everyday. Zippers are a necessity

  • 15

    zcarlson47

    8 years ago

    Does velcro even exist anymore?

  • 12

    John

    7 years ago

    Can't wear a suit without buttons. I'd deal with slip-on shoes for the ability to look good in a suit.

    • 0

      Ubiystvo

      4 years ago

      I always were boots with zippers and clasps, though you did remind me of my greatcoats. Just reinforces my decision.

    • 0

      Jaxz

      4 years ago

      aww my epic trainers )= ill stich 'em

  • 10

    Mangusu

    9 years ago

    I really wouldn't miss the SCSCSCCSRRRSSHHHHH SSSCCCRRRSSSSHHHHHH.

  • 7

    tiara107

    8 years ago

    Velcro and knots? Is this 1995?

  • 6

    Blaine

    8 years ago

    If I gave up knots, I'd be a disgrace to my Boy Scout training. If I gave up velcro, I'd never be able to be an astronaut. And, even though I'm almost thirty and have poor vision, I'm not ready to rule out a career change to astronaut in my future. It worked out for Don Knotts (The Reluctant Astronaut).

  • 5

    Tamara

    6 years ago

    I hate zippers anyway

  • 4

    Rebekah Jean Waykedr

    7 years ago

    Who the hell wears anything with velcro and knots anyway?

  • 4

    T. Renton

    7 years ago

    I chose red because I don't tie my shoes anyways, and I don't own any velcro clothes. :o

  • 4

    xMeggieManiacal

    8 years ago

    I like zippers. They look coolz.

  • 3

    TheBcoolGuy

    7 years ago

    I'm almost considering going nudist, so it doesn't matter to me. Yeah anyone can see that nothing really matters, yeah nothing really matter to me.

  • 2

    do you got a bae

    6 years ago

    Thing with velcro r ugly

  • 2

    someperson

    7 years ago

    I will flip flops anyways

  • 2

    Dubcom

    7 years ago

    And Shoes With Zips Would be Pretty Cool

    • 0

      #Asha

      6 years ago

      Like them really cool boots with zips....awesome

    • 0

      Ubiystvo

      4 years ago

      My boots use zippers and clasps (already have said it too many times) and I wear greatcoats with buttons. Easy choice, at least for me.

  • 2

    Leea

    7 years ago

    Umm. I like my jacket.

  • 2

    feraligatr9000

    7 years ago

    i never use those

  • 2

    jazzhands

    8 years ago

    I fucking hate velcrow.

  • 1

    melvin

    4 years ago

    Buttons? but pushing buttons is the most fun thing ever even the unpushable ones!

  • 1

    Leif Herring

    4 years ago

    How are they gonna realize that knots are parted with shoes

  • 1

    AdmiralAwesome

    4 years ago

    "Your fly is open" "SHUT UP I CANT CLOSE IT"

  • 1

    [deleted]

    4 years ago

    Wear gym shorts and t-shirts

  • 1

    Branflakes1522

    4 years ago

    Velcro and Knots basically means wearing flip-flops for the rest of your life

  • 1

    MartZ0Z

    4 years ago

    What if i want Buttons and knots ?

  • 1

    ColeYote

    6 years ago

    Laceless shoes exist.

  • 1

    #Asha

    6 years ago

    Velcro.. .I mean come on people... .NEVER LIVE WITHOUT BUTTONS OR ZIPPERS....jumpers, denim and some shirts

  • 1

    Hassy

    6 years ago

    And Velcro is ugly.

  • 1

    jcampbell0

    6 years ago

    Button up shoes vs. knotting your shirt

  • 1

    mexicandrugl0rd

    6 years ago

    With no button and zippers that mean no button up shirts and skinny jeans, i couldn't live without them

  • 0

    Hayden

    2 months ago

    I picked the wrong one!

  • 1

    Robert Mockaitis

    6 years ago

    If you didnt have buttons we couldnt change the channel on the tv

  • 1

    Jess Blaze

    6 years ago

    I hate buttons with a passion

  • 1

    Spencer Dinan

    7 years ago

    Mother. Fucking. Buttons. Having benign essential tremors.

  • 1

    Konan

    7 years ago

    Velcro s used on US tanks

  • 1

    EmperorErvinmar

    7 years ago

    Buttons and zippers are easy to fake if you're concerned about fashion, and aren't otherwise really necessary. I need knots to tie things to other things.

    • 1

      #Asha

      6 years ago

      It said clothing items and buttons and zippers are a necessity for me

  • 1

    Jessica Mijares

    7 years ago

    i didn't mean to pick blue >.

  • 1

    insert.a.sexy.name.

    7 years ago

    Zip up shoes would be bad ass

  • 1

    Christina

    7 years ago

    sweatpants & yoga pants. :)

  • 1

    Alex Jorgensen

    7 years ago

    without knots you're screwed.

  • 1

    Exterrobang

    7 years ago

    Velcro can go a suck a bag of dicks for all I care.

    • 0

      Brian Bauer

      7 years ago

      Did you know there is Velcro that makes 96% less noise than the Velcro you're used to and I don't even remember how much stronger it is. Look it up. It's used by us armed forces I think.

  • 1

    finiteBytes

    7 years ago

    Zipper shoes are the shit, son.

  • 1

    De3ertf0x

    8 years ago

    velcro is lame

  • 1

    Abby

    8 years ago

    Velcro? Really guys?

    • 1

      [deleted]

      7 years ago

      @Max - Who says you need to wear shoes that zip up?? You could wear shoes that you just slip on, with no zippers, shoelaces or anything.

  • 0

    C_Oman

    2 months ago

    god

  • 0

    Deadfresne

    3 months ago

    ill never give up my legendary velcro shoes

  • 0

    herpes_free_since_03

    3 months ago

    Lol if I gave up zippers I wouldn't be able to unzip my fly

  • 0

    Ichabod11

    3 months ago

    i would rather give up buttons in zippers because then my shoes would always be loose and they would come off every second. Giving up buttons and zippers would be easier.

  • 0

    Darkness

    4 months ago

    No... jaket...freezing... oh wait i chose red now im warm

  • 0

    Frene

    6 months ago

    i have hoodies without zippers, and also. i need knots to be able to sew plushies

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