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Patrick
Jet Li would be less stressful, at any rate. A fight with Jackie Chan and basically you have to consider being attacked with virtually everything in the room smaller than a large cabinet.
Austin SuperSwipe Be
Didn't they have to slow down frame rates on Jet Li movies because he was too fast?
Adorável Musa
Fuck both Brue Lee all the way
SefyBoyee
Adoravel, Do you wanna die??
@nze
Chuck Norris beat two of them at the same time with a left arm
Anthony
@@nze Not most people know this but Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee's bitch
Carlos Benjamin
And Chuck Norris didn't even use his own left arm...... It was someone else's....
rarity the unicorn
jackie chan got fat and lazy. Jet Li died in his prime
weirdo
Jet Li is not dead! rarity the unicorn, I think you mean that Bruce Lee died.
mikey77
i would only hope jackie chan would apologize for kicking my ass as for jet li he would be like get some skills then come back to die.
Franklin Chen
True. I am not getting slapped by a chair
Nicholas Aleksandr Kengovski
I chose Jackie because I'd just accept defeat right there and let him beat the ever-loving shit out of me
TheAverageJay
I chose Jackie Chan just to be able to say I got beat to shit by Jackie Chan.
Sahand Johansen
@ Austin, that was Bruce Lee.
Sam
Fuck both
sierrazamm
Jet li you to be the most deadlyest man on earth so I dont know about you but I say fight jac. Imean ether way I d get my but kicked
Extremo1001
jackie chan is stronger, faster, better, and smarter than jet li
Sparky233
Who are they?
Jacob
@Austin SuperSwipe Be no that would be Bruce lee.
elthonking
jet li is the father of martial arts don't you know that
laetri
Jackie Chan uses performance martial arts(Not deadly) while Jet Li uses real martial arts(Deadly). Hard choice? Not really...
Ken Amagna
quick and easy... Jet li is pretty fast at these
Deadpool
Bruce lee kicked Chuck Noris's ass, @nze. Its Bruce Lee that they slowed down the frames to view him
Anuj
Jet Lo would rape ur ass with his fists
Shadtherock
someone look up the fight scene between chuck norris and bruce lee its great
Shadtherock
or jackie chan who am i
jocelyn
SERSIOSLY I NEED LOVE DOES ANYONE KNOW THAT SONG
JariTheGreat1525
i would just be JOHN CENA, MAYWEATHER AND PACQUIAO
littlewolf620
CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS
Presentionus
LOL your right Jackie Chan would grab even the moon just to kill you XD!
bob
I loved the TV show
Daniel
you also got remember the skill jet li possesses with nun chucks he played table tennis with nun chucks and won.
john
so? jacki is great
Ragol
Actually, that's the reason I chose Jackie, screw the consequences!
HyperStar
CHUCK NORRIS WOULD JUST ROUNDHOUSE-KICK BOTH OF THEM OUT OF THEIR COUNTRY!
LOLOL
i would kick jackie until he goes back to china
NonHere
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Phoenix
People don't seem to realise that they'd have a slightly greater chance of beating Jet than Jackie.
IntellHazard
Yah Jackie Chan will smash u with literally anything in the room while Jet Li will only use his fists and legs
dickface
u right
Natural Selection
not realy. Jackie Chan is getting really old now and now he is wasting his time advertising for some sh*t Chinese "legendary" games and those games mostly don't make any sense.
Hinga Dinga Durgen
listen i would fight jackie because if an aspirin already killed him, what's he gonna do to me?
Jim
I would just bring Chris Tucker into the room to annoy Jackie Chan into submission.
wonderbung
Jackie Chan is not a fighter. He's an entertainer. He learned all of his acrobatic martial arts moves while training for the Peking Opera. Jet Li is a true bad-ass. He won first place at the national Wushu championship when he was 12. BTW, He was competing against adults! The second and third place winners were in their late twenties. He won all sorts of competitions after that and retired at 17 years old and became an actor since he was already a superstar in China.
Kate Morrison
i agree with everything you just said, and glad that you posted additional info
zombieflorist
Jackie Chan is a master at martial arts, he's not just an entertainer. You can look up all the things he's a black belt in.
Daniel Maughan
you are a retard, lmgtfy.com/?q=jackie+chan
Jennie Rachel Svogar-Edwards
Just because he started out learning as an entertainer does not mean he never pursued any discipline later in life. The man is pretty well-rounded in martial arts these days.
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I would just tickle Jackie Chan and make him giggle to win.
ewoksarelikeu
At least Jet Li would have the dignity to bow after he beat my ass to a pulp.
[deleted]
I would feel bad about fighting Jackie Chan. He doesn't want any trouble :(
iloveglobes
I'd rather be beat by a badass.
Cosmic Hawke
Exactly! You're going to get beat up either way at least be a man about it.
Buttsexington
as long as you are in an empty open field you will be fine against Jackie Chan.
D4rkst3r
Yeah but if you cut Jet Li's wires you've pretty much defeated him... Stupid wire removal... I respect Jackie much more
smaug777000
I'm hoping Jackie Chan would have mercy
Navar0nius
Fingers in eyes!
Josh Chung
i would just kill my self.
Vernificent
Jet Li would kill me.. but Jackie Chan doesnt really kill the people.
Marcus
Would i rather die or die
horsedickdotmpeg
Jackie Chan is a has been, Jet Li would kick my ass
Jennie Rachel Svogar-Edwards
Looking at their IMDB profiles, they're both kind of has-beens.
Azer Faraclas
The end would come faster.
Birdchop
Jet Li was trained since he was a kid by the Shao Lin Buddhist Monks. So he knows how to fight for realzies
potterheadd
I just wanna met him, I would gladly take a beating hahahah
Merovean
fighting jackie would end in friendship
ANTONIO655
true
chuck216
fighting jackie would be fun... even though I'd get my butt kicked
herpaderp
i would get my ass kicked either way
Spiderpig 8D
he's old now anyway.
ossmosse
He'd still be able to kill you
FiReMOP
You don't fuck with Chin.
Cheryl Schroeter
I love them both so it was hard. Meet Jackie Chan or meet Jet Li. (If you're fighting them, you have met them).
Kiden
Either way I'm getting floored in seconds, might as well meet Jackie Chan while I'm at it.
vasile100
it would be asome
Sylar
it would be funny ... painful but funny
Da_SuLLy
Jackie chan can beat the shit out of you with anything in the room you are in. How embarrassing would it be to get the shit beaten out of you by a napkin?
Ian Tran
well fuck...
Dewy
Just to say i got my ass kicked by Jackie Chan.
I_like_trains
they're just actors
ANTONIO655
they can kill you
depressed
they do there own stunts and they are actually martial artist
Brandon Lee
jacky chan is a commie slave bruce lee is not. 4th june freedom!!!!!
depressed
there both good at fighting
Shane Mack
jackie chan is old now
Aidan
I'd get beat to pulp entertainingly.
Decoste
Jet Li's younger and more agile. Chans like 56, still could kick ass, but 56
Doobalicious
Has anyone seen Drunken Master. Yeah.... no
ZmanElete
WHY WOULD YOU FIGHT THE JACKIE CHAN!
ANTONIO655
cause i could kill him/her
depressed
why would you fight either
dickbutt
jet li is dead
weirdo
No he's not
depressed
jet li is not dead
Furo
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Casian
Dont wanna fight either one. No thanks
bop
i dont know these just picked random
Austin
I speak mana rune I can negotiate
Camer99
I would get destroyed either way
MASON
well this will be a funn time of my ass getting kicked or is it blood everywere
KHORNE
At least it's not chuck norris
ThatLegends
If you answered Jet Li, you don't know much.
depressed
jet li is just as good as jackie chan
Dinda Pratiwi
At least i'll be entertained watching him fighting me
Tim
Sure I'd get my ass kicked, but it'd be hilarious!
Batman
i'd kill them both. You know why? COS IM BATMAN
ANTONIO655
you're not batman
depressed
theyed both kill batman
William Michael Keith Furniss
Your powers are weak old man!