Would you rather...

Have a lightsaber

Have a helper monkey

A legit Star Wars lightsaber or a helper monkey that would do anything for you (within reason and PETA rules).

Hardest Choice Ever

Oct 5, 2009

VintageFantasy

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Have a lightsaber

PETA rules severely restrict how you can use or treat a helper monkey, undermining most of what makes one useful.
A lightsaber is indestructible and never ages or dies; a living animal companion has a finite lifespan and ongoing care needs.
The practical potential of owning a functional energy blade — from novelty to defense — far outpaces what a trained monkey can offer.

Have a helper monkey

A helper monkey can fetch things, assist with daily tasks, and serve as a genuine companion in ways no weapon can.
The bond with a living animal companion integrates naturally into everyday life; a weapon has almost no place in ordinary social situations.
A lightsaber has essentially no legal application in modern life, while a helper monkey adds practical, emotional, and social value daily.

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Would you rather...

Have a lightsaber

Have a helper monkey

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