The skin would be the same shade as a Smurf. You cannot cover it.
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deadpixel
COME ON! That would be AWESOME!!!!
deadkraze
AVATAR :D IM SO PROUD! I WOULD CALL HER/HE SOME TRIBAL NAME :DDDD
contortion
Yeah, and the submitter said the baby would be beautiful, so why does the skin tone matter?
TSOPER
NIGHT ELFS FTW!!
Max Tyniec
real awesome
midori
doesnt even matter what color, still beautiful
Zalem
Fuck yeah, smurfbaby.
Evan Wiltan
mystique !
Casey Reese Walker
Avatar FTW!!!!
Amira
I can dig it.. It said beautiful not ugly
Akho
I'd be running in the streets and be like: "MY KID'S AN AVATAR! BITCH"
Darksword527
hell yeah i could make him/her wear a knitted twelik hat
Jacob McKinney
I really hope that you all know they're called the na'vi not avatar.
ninth
ASARI
Shaco Clone
@deadkraze his name is jar head
Hector
Night Elf, Avatar, Asari, Mr. Manhattan. The list is endless!
Sean Maher
Liara T'Soni or Aria T'Loak?
Lexxiee
I am not the only one that though of Mass Effect :'D ! Asari for the win.
Atlanntis
WHO THE FUCK CHOOSES BLUE?
DERPZgaming
33% of the people on this site
Jonas
I WANNA HAVE A NA'VI CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HappyGal
Mistique!!
Jacob Dittmer
Who remembers Willy Wonka?
fen555
Fuck, I regret my decision
Utah G
does avatar match?
I like PMMM
@DERPZgaming 66% now
Radarrad
that would be the AWESOMEST THING EVER!!!!
Sir
I'd name her Mystiec
FrostFire
celeste from huniepop
~~Lucky_Girl~~
I have a smurf as my baby
tyryty3
I WANT A SMURF!!
elliesse
you can get it a alien baby scene :P and can be an alien in any film and theyll save money on body paint
Alexandra
I always wanted a night elf child
John
I would say it is body paint
Thomas
You would stand out a lot. Way too much
Deadpool
Come here, avatar, lets go to the park!
Paulina
AVATAR ALL THE WAY!!!
R-Dizzle
switch the choices
Anounymous
It was paint... I painted her sir police officer... Sorry...
Thomas Baja
HELL YA
Shadowofdestruction
I'd call meh child Sparta smurf
Jaxz
That Would BE *A*M*A*Z*I*N*G*
McCheesy Nuggets
It never said they wouldn't become attractive when they got older. It just says child. LOOPHOLES!!!
SH_either.io
IM BLUE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE
EParKer1211
This question is very much perception based. I would love my child even if they aren't attractive. But I love people who are different and a blue child sounds amazing. Papa Smurf or Na'vi
Luffy
SMURF
TRIXIESTAR
Who cares if they're unattractive, he/she is your child and you should love them for who they are!
Bluefoxx250
IM BLUE BA DA DEE BAD A DE BA DA DA DEE BAD A DE BAD DA DE BA DA DI lol MAKE MY CHILD A SMURF PLZ!
eliot
yes! avatar child!
hm....
NO IT IS NOT COOL - I HATE AVATAR IF I HAD SON LIKE THat YOU DONT NOW WHAT HAPPENDS TO ME :
Shmev
how are the beautiful if they are blue
mya
i call being the kid! being a pandora kid is my DREAM
Douglas Tell
GRAND ADMIRAL THRAWN
Idelac
Smurf.
RimmyTim
if you had a girl then ud basically have mystique
I'll follow the sun
Don't want my child to be bullied. Or tested on.
I'll follow the sun
Duuuuuuuuuude!
TheUnknownMan248
Imagine is the kid also has powers!! Wait a sec, OH MY GOD MY SON IS NIGHTCRALWER!! Or OH MY GOD MY DAUGHTER IS MISTQUE!!
Fat Sasquatch
Mini Widowmaker, amirite?
Anatres
i would have a thmurs
Alexa
Fix the ugly thing up. Done!
c0nclud3
I'm blue da boo dee da boo die da boo dee da boo die.
Jacob
kid gets taken in by government, so do you, and your partner, and tests will be done on you
GamerGabe206
Avatar 2 confirmed?
Jim
Child Plastic Surgery here I come!
Valerie
Plastic surgery is very unhealthy and would tramatize your child's body.
Jason Luke Vardy
@Valerie You don't think being BLUE Will traumatize someone :L
Shark
Avatar
rarity the unicorn
you're crazy!!! if your child was blue they would be famous!!!
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
it will get a part in a avatar movie
halo66333
Jim u r sick i would kill u if i knew where u live
onearkgirl
That's messed up man
Sean Maher
You can name your child Honey Boo-boo, Jim.
Kenny
Surgery to fix the ugliness will be harder than just changing the skin color...it's like getting a full body tattoo! Or just pulling of a Michael Jackson!
Strommis15
The kid don't need plastic surgery for it's skin colour cuz it stands your kid is "beautiful"
Strommis15
The kid don't need plastic surgery for it's skin colour cuz it stands your kid is "beautiful"
Isabella Wincott
That's horrible, you are going to be a bad dad one day
MontyTheMonkey
It says you can't cover up the skin.
arvohs
Who cares about looks. And you people should care about your child's feelings. What if they don't want to be famous?
arvohs
Who cares about looks. And you people should care about your child's feelings. What if they don't want to be famous?
Josiah Perkins
I was thinking of how cute mystique was as a little girl.
Radarrad
if you're kid gets sad about their blue skin, just sing the kermit song "there's nothing wrong with being green" and change it to blue! plus let her watch avatar alot, problem solved. and also i wouldn't care if my kid was ugly, they would still be beautiful in my eyes
Brandon
naw i like avatar better (the tall blue people not the airbender)
CatCraftez
It might kill dem
heja
Blue is best color
Girls rule
Radarrred then why didn't you pick blue if your child looks beautiful in your eyes
Wesley Drobena
If your rich
EitherUser12
only if you have enough money to do it. :O
Keechoo
If a child was blue they would totally be famous for being BORN that way! Also smurf baby :3
Jaxz
Jim That is the worst way of doing it plus it aint healthy
ailourophile
if an ugly child dies nobody will care
8 Bit Zoe
@Jim, mate. You cannot cover it. Press the i. It is for extra information and if you do not look at it, I'm afraid you'll keep on looking like a fool
8 Bit Zoe
@Jim, mate. You cannot cover it. Press the i. It is for extra information and if you do not look at it, I'm afraid you'll keep on looking like a fool
8 Bit Zoe
@Jim, mate. You cannot cover it. Press the i. It is for extra information and if you do not look at it, I'm afraid you'll keep on looking like a fool
8 Bit Zoe
@Jim, mate. You cannot cover it. Press the i. It is for extra information and if you do not look at it, I'm afraid you'll keep on looking like a fool
8 Bit Zoe
@Jim, mate. You cannot cover it. Press the i. It is for extra information and if you do not look at it, I'm afraid you'll keep on looking like a fool
kek_is_shrek
tf
Kaden
Damn right my Kid would be born with a theme song. (Blue - Eiffel 65)
Shea Vainio
Da ba dee da ba di!
Angel Uchiha
Oh my GOD I LOVE THAT SONG I'm blue dabba dee dabba die
EitherUser12
Da da da da da sing the happy song la la la la la la sing the annoying song -_-
Ariana
Yeah my kid would be sexy don't know body want a ugly ass kid
Lauchis
A beautiful child that is blue?! How can this get any better?!
Shrapnel
So....an Asari from Mass Effect?
nottie
this was my thinking
conny2011
an unattractive child is not as bad as a dumb child, or a mean child :)
Demon1981
yeah its not but it doesn't say he's not mean because of how un-attractive he is. or that he's not stupid (btw dumb means you can't speak)
Lucas Chia
Its mute.
Sean Maher
You're implying that physically attractive individuals are cruel and unintelligent, Conny. I believe that you need to look beyond conventional stereotypes.
Kakle
Actually if u don't speak when born then that means ur dumb but if u can speak it's mute ps dumb people read usually blind and deaf that way they can't learn to speak
MASTERDANK
but it's not as amazing as a child thats FREAKING BLUE
Girls rule
I didn't speak when I was born because I had aprixia (but I speak now) but I wasn't dumb
HappyHopie
There is an awful disease that make kids have blue skin.. They would die a premature death. Think.
Stijn Ponsioen
Awesommeeee smurfsare cool
Gabby White
Jesus christ. Either your child becomes the best Avatar pornstar ever, or he gets to dress up as an authentic smurf every Halloween. I see no downside.
Sabina
If the child were beautiful and blue it wouldn't matter...he's beautiful!!!
greg151515
Dude! An Asari kid?! Looking like Liara T'Soni? Hell yes!!!!
Ethan
*high-five*
Witherful
You people are terrible! An ugly kid should not keep you from loving it. Sure you'd want a beautiful kid, but who cares if it's ugly? Usually "ugly" kids turn out to be beautiful adults.
Rage Comic Hazard
B-BUT... BLUE SKIN..
Girls rule
But It would look weird ( I'm not sure that it's possibly to give birth to a blue baby) and it doesn't matter if your child is ugly
dragon_warp_lord_x
Hmm, i shoulda picked blue, but i woulda eaten them,,,,
Autumn
So my kids an Asari? Fuck yeah.
Shuuji
In other words: an Asari baby.
ColdSteel
I would rather have an Asari child.
Vernificent
My child would be famous. :3
Jamie Piktel
Not necessarily a good thing...
zenie
TLC shows, on Oprah, inspiring movie made and hella royalties. if their ugly they just get stepped on
SteveKobbs
So, have an ugly child or have an Asari as your child?
Sebastion
Your child should be beautiful in your eyes. It doesn't matter the skin color, or what they look like..
xMeggieManiacal
Pfft! Screw Avatar. MYSTIQUE!!
Kris
Omg, WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT?! Oh well, I chose correctly anyways xD
Ptess254
Mr. Manhatten?
DougKellner
You could EASILY give "it" up for adoption.
kungfucockcrusher
really.
Shorjok
Why the fuck would you? You could a) get famous and lots of money from the publicity and b) the child would be fucking awesome. What are you?
Lord English
What's wrong with blue skin? You're racists!
Kris
@Lord Damn blue-skinned people keep takin' our jobs! xD
Anna-Lisse
Never can a child an it and everybody, stop saying you will be rich and famous and get lots of money because of your "avatar child" that is just passing wrong
whimsicalCupcake
@Kris did you just disagree with THE Lord English? (you're dead)
Splinter1322
That's horrible
Girls rule
That's so mean
Grace
That's horrible, you are an awful person
James
MASS EFFECT FTW
Gylfmeister
So, I'd be giving birth to Loki? I'm cool with that.
Benihaha
Asari?
0cookiemonster0
YES.
Jay Patrick
I'll name it Smurfette
dontgive101
my child is blue
Qpillowcase
JOTUN CHILD YESSSSSSS
Komakom
The lack of Mass Effect fans here is suprising
Ethan
no i would be fine with an asari daughter
Jerry Jerryson
I'd love a kid with blue skin. Think of the advertising value!
Void
MY CHILD IS A GOD
ExceDashie
My little smurf!
Stolkmen
I think I would love to have a girl with beautiful blue skin. I think she'd be adorable
Jad Bouch
Mystique/Raven
aaliyahs
avatar.
jaylyn
Forget about avatar NIGHTCRAWLER!
Nolan
you are so right
daisy_gardens
If your child had blue skin they wouldn't be beautiful
Jack
I would have an asari child
Sean Maher
I'm going to mate with an asari. (Mass Effect reference)
Prophet of Regard
Mass Effect, anyone?
berenkuntz
i would willingly have a blue child
Luis
Well fuck you I'm going to cover it
Kyle Chainey
I have an avatar child.
kandrakars
Alien babies are best babies
Natalya Moon
FROST GIANT.
astermoose
Loki, my child you are beautiful.
Tamlen
Is it an Asari?
[deleted]
Avatar was a terrible movie.
durstand
BLUE KID! Sweeeeeeet.
Aniela.A.H
Well, I love blue
Kasp856h
I have always wanted my own smurf