Would you rather...

Sleep in your parent's bed every night

Weep every time someone tells a joke in front of you.

Your parents are in the bed with you

You're Lame

Oct 7, 2009

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Sleep in your parent's bed every night

Sleeping in your parents' bed is purely a location constraint—your own bed remains available for every other part of your life, including romance
Nothing requires your parents to be in the bed at the same time; it is just sleeping in their bed, not necessarily sharing it with them
Different sleeping schedules can reduce the actual overlap to near zero, making the constraint largely theoretical in daily practice

Weep every time someone tells a joke in front of you.

Sleeping in your parents' bed every night would make maintaining an adult romantic life nearly impossible, creating constant inescapable awkwardness
Sharing the bed means potentially being present when your parents are intimate—an intrusion far more disturbing than occasionally tearing up at a punchline
Weeping at jokes can always be explained as being so moved by the humor that you cry, which reads as passionate rather than embarrassing

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Would you rather...

Sleep in your parent's bed every night

Weep every time someone tells a joke in front of you.

Have loved and lost

Never loved at all