For one week

eat nothing but dog treats

eat nothing but cat food

3 meals a day, no skipping. You're only allowed to drink water, but not during your meals.

So Delicious!

asked by AnonymousJan 12, 2012

VintageGross

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eat nothing but dog treats

Many dog treats are deliberately flavored like bacon or chicken — people who have actually tried them report they taste surprisingly good.
The smell of cat food is notoriously foul; dog treats are far more palatable by comparison.
Dog treats are made from grains, meats, and vegetables — not fundamentally different from ingredients found in many human snack foods.

eat nothing but cat food

Many cat foods are essentially seasoned fish or tuna — protein sources that humans eat routinely anyway.
Cat food comes in a wider range of proteins including fish, chicken, and seafood blends, making the forced diet more varied.
Some dog treats include rendered animal by-products from uncertain sources; fish-based cat food has more straightforward and recognizable ingredients.

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For one week

eat nothing but dog treats

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