Buttons refers to the clothing variety. You would be unable to wear anything with these traits.
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SnazziestPants
Velcro and knots? I don't think I've worn anything with velcro since the 4th grade.
Jack Stevenson
Yeah but how important do you think knots are in real life
FreezingFire
You can never wear jeans again...
Bart Morskate
uhm jeans without zippers actually exist?
lol
Bart, but jeans without zippers have buttons
jhonney
ive seen jeans with buttons and zippers
Filipp Pöyhönen
@lol You're wrong, there are jeans WITHOUT ANYTHING. I'm wearing ones right now.
im_twisted
Stretchy jeans or jeggings
Jono Greenwood
No knots since 4th grade? How do you tie your shoes?
BeeGee
For a man with Snazzy pants, I feel you see more velcro than I do.
jcampbell0
Have you ever tied ur shoes? That is a knot
Cody Dudash
@Jack, it only says for clothing varieties retard, you can still use other knots just fine.
Jacob Dittmer
Imagine pants without buttons or zippers
Brobotnik
Ever had your dong zipped? Zippers are from hell.
Evalgra
If you actively wear velcro or knots, you deserve to give them up.
Ubiystvo
In reply to Jono, I used to were slip-on shoes, and now wear boots (zippers and clasps). It is not difficult.
liam flynn
If you needed to tie knots like if you want to save someone from a cliff you wouldn't be able to
Radarrad
liam, that was my thought. and i think knots are very important to survival, and you can just replace all the buttons and zippers with velcro.
Annaliese
A little offensive, but I understand. (I'm in 4th grade and every body knows how to tie, but 2 people maybe)
Dylan
and knots
Setakarn
Brobotnik, have you heard of "underwear"
msheppard2001
Become an Amish
Sonikku
High Tops! Need to tie em'
SodaPop21
Lol
Regan Hoffman
i never wore velcro in my life
din05u4r
zippers and buttons are more common than velcros and knots
Jaxz
its called joggers
a fox.
Knots means no sneakers or boots either.
QuestionMaker22
I'd always wear slip-on shoes, basketball shorts, and t-shirts.
John Jacula
I wear jeans a lot
Tyler
TRACKSUITS EXIST DUMMIES
derpington
I HATE VELCRO AND I HATE KNOTS!!!!!
Kupperz
I wear basketball shorts moterfuckers
TechnicalRespONsE
@Tyler what if the top of my tracksuit has a hoodie with a zipper XD
Jacksepticeyefan
I don't even wear jeans and I wear hoodies without zippers or buttons
cool
IT TAKES A LONG TIM TO DO ZIPPERS & NOTS SO THAT IS THE ONE U SHOULD GIVE UP! I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE!
AustinIsNyanCat
Not true there are jeans without anything on this list like those attachy things
Piotr Grochowski
why would anyone wear jeans? they are a bad idea and uncomfortable
AdrianRO
i don't want to tie a knot so much
jacksepticeye
ive not since like 1st grade
Red_Milk
Has ANYONE heard of the Vat19 shoelaces??
Alexa
Who has heard of those coats where you snap both sides together? I have one of those.
Heroboy99
Loop hole there are auto tying shoes and slip on Shoes
theluigiduck
I hate wearing jeans... the button is usually a huge butt kicker, but i have no problem with the zipper
Zadratan
The knots though - when you're climbing trees or are stranded in a forest or whatnot, you'll need knots in a lot of those situations
Big D
I STILL can't tie my shoes
Omtegu
I get button shoes lol
notabot
If you tie a shoe, you're making a knot
pollpo
Get a belt for your pants, Knots are alot more usefull then buttons. Imagine going camping. Oh don't worry our supplies are safe on the roof of the car i put a button on it.
Rythmbot
I hate camping.
arreis
There is a thing called a trunk. Also, just curious, which would you use on the tent, velcro or knots? I'm thinking that a zipper would be much more efficient.
Dylan Michael Malanc
Velcro, I'd use velcro. Not hard.
Gressklippern
Fcking campers.
biggs
I fuckin hate knots (i clicked the wrong one)
Nick3.141592
You couldn't WEAR anything with it. NOT USE anything with it.
lucky
It is only for clothing poll po
Tcmcc4
No, you just can't wear anything with knots. You can still camp.
Ryan
What do you think closes the tent door while camping...
Jaxz
wait......have u heard of a boot
Mehmed
Idc im keeping suit and tie lol
Ardit
pants would be to hard to put on
Bob2ball
zip up shoes :D
Dylan Michael Malanc
There are pants and shirts without buttons and zippers, you can live without them easily, and knots are much more useful in life, and velcro's just too fun.
Cricketeer
no one tie shoes anyways but i will miss annoying my friend with the sound of velcro.
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Dylan you don't own any jeans? What about shorts that aren't for the gym
Pandacakes264
duh
pedobear98
Frankly I don't really tie knots anymore (occasionally) and I haven't used Velcro since forever ago. I wear jeans and a hoodie everyday. Zippers are a necessity
zcarlson47
Does velcro even exist anymore?
Megagamer
... Son, you just went full retard.
zach.s
Ha
Jaxz
not reall knots do tho heheh
John
Can't wear a suit without buttons. I'd deal with slip-on shoes for the ability to look good in a suit.
Ubiystvo
I always were boots with zippers and clasps, though you did remind me of my greatcoats. Just reinforces my decision.
Jaxz
aww my epic trainers )= ill stich 'em
Mangusu
I really wouldn't miss the SCSCSCCSRRRSSHHHHH SSSCCCRRRSSSSHHHHHH.
tiara107
Velcro and knots? Is this 1995?
Blaine
If I gave up knots, I'd be a disgrace to my Boy Scout training. If I gave up velcro, I'd never be able to be an astronaut. And, even though I'm almost thirty and have poor vision, I'm not ready to rule out a career change to astronaut in my future. It worked out for Don Knotts (The Reluctant Astronaut).
Tamara
I hate zippers anyway
Rebekah Jean Waykedr
Who the hell wears anything with velcro and knots anyway?
T. Renton
I chose red because I don't tie my shoes anyways, and I don't own any velcro clothes. :o
xMeggieManiacal
I like zippers. They look coolz.
TheBcoolGuy
I'm almost considering going nudist, so it doesn't matter to me. Yeah anyone can see that nothing really matters, yeah nothing really matter to me.
do you got a bae
Thing with velcro r ugly
someperson
I will flip flops anyways
Dubcom
And Shoes With Zips Would be Pretty Cool
#Asha
Like them really cool boots with zips....awesome
Ubiystvo
My boots use zippers and clasps (already have said it too many times) and I wear greatcoats with buttons. Easy choice, at least for me.
Leea
Umm. I like my jacket.
feraligatr9000
i never use those
jazzhands
I fucking hate velcrow.
melvin
Buttons? but pushing buttons is the most fun thing ever even the unpushable ones!
Leif Herring
How are they gonna realize that knots are parted with shoes
AdmiralAwesome
"Your fly is open" "SHUT UP I CANT CLOSE IT"
[deleted]
Wear gym shorts and t-shirts
Branflakes1522
Velcro and Knots basically means wearing flip-flops for the rest of your life
MartZ0Z
What if i want Buttons and knots ?
ColeYote
Laceless shoes exist.
#Asha
Velcro.. .I mean come on people... .NEVER LIVE WITHOUT BUTTONS OR ZIPPERS....jumpers, denim and some shirts
Ubiystvo
Along with suits and tactical boots.
Hassy
And Velcro is ugly.
jcampbell0
Button up shoes vs. knotting your shirt
mexicandrugl0rd
With no button and zippers that mean no button up shirts and skinny jeans, i couldn't live without them
Hayden
I picked the wrong one!
Robert Mockaitis
If you didnt have buttons we couldnt change the channel on the tv
#Asha
Clothing items not things
Jess Blaze
I hate buttons with a passion
Spencer Dinan
Mother. Fucking. Buttons. Having benign essential tremors.
Konan
Velcro s used on US tanks
EmperorErvinmar
Buttons and zippers are easy to fake if you're concerned about fashion, and aren't otherwise really necessary. I need knots to tie things to other things.
#Asha
It said clothing items and buttons and zippers are a necessity for me
Jessica Mijares
i didn't mean to pick blue >.
insert.a.sexy.name.
Zip up shoes would be bad ass
Ubiystvo
Tactical and military style boots.
Christina
sweatpants & yoga pants. :)
Alex Jorgensen
without knots you're screwed.
Exterrobang
Velcro can go a suck a bag of dicks for all I care.
Brian Bauer
Did you know there is Velcro that makes 96% less noise than the Velcro you're used to and I don't even remember how much stronger it is. Look it up. It's used by us armed forces I think.
finiteBytes
Zipper shoes are the shit, son.
De3ertf0x
velcro is lame
Abby
Velcro? Really guys?
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@Max - Who says you need to wear shoes that zip up?? You could wear shoes that you just slip on, with no zippers, shoelaces or anything.
C_Oman
god
Deadfresne
ill never give up my legendary velcro shoes
herpes_free_since_03
Lol if I gave up zippers I wouldn't be able to unzip my fly
Ichabod11
i would rather give up buttons in zippers because then my shoes would always be loose and they would come off every second. Giving up buttons and zippers would be easier.
Darkness
No... jaket...freezing... oh wait i chose red now im warm
Frene
i have hoodies without zippers, and also. i need knots to be able to sew plushies