Would you rather...

have to smile every waking hour

have to laugh loudly every thirty minutes

Unstoppable Joy

asked by AnonymousAug 23, 2013

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have to smile every waking hour

A smile is subtle enough to hold through funerals or serious moments without disrupting anything; a loud laugh cannot be suppressed
Smiling has documented mood-boosting and hormonal benefits, making the compulsion itself relatively pleasant
You can still speak and engage in any setting while smiling; mandatory loud laughter derails every conversation it interrupts

have to laugh loudly every thirty minutes

Neurological conditions that force a permanent smile are considered debilitating; a constant frozen grin is more disturbing than periodic laughter
Laughter occurs in brief, manageable bursts every thirty minutes; a perpetual smile is a continuous, uncanny social presence

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