Would you rather...

Have an uncontrollable itch that attacks at sporradic times

Always have chapped lips

You cannot just throw on some Burt's Bee's

Scratch 'n Sniff

Oct 5, 2009

VintagePain & Suffering

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Have an uncontrollable itch that attacks at sporradic times

A sporadic itch strikes only occasionally, while chapped lips are a constant, unrelenting discomfort with no off switch.
Chronic chapped lips crack and bleed with normal activities like laughing, eating, and kissing, disrupting everyday life severely.
A random itch lasts seconds at a time; severe chapped lips can tear open repeatedly throughout the entire day.

Always have chapped lips

Many people already live with mild chronic chapped lips and adapt to them over time without much notice.
Severe uncontrollable itching can lead to bleeding, visible scarring, and lasting skin discoloration in ways chapped lips rarely do.
An itch can strike anywhere at any time, including in public or in the most inconvenient situations imaginable.

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Would you rather...

Have an uncontrollable itch that attacks at sporradic times

Always have chapped lips

Be close with only one person, and only see them on Sundays

Know many people and see them every day, but not be particularly close with any