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Mermaid or Centaur?

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We're not talking modern day, you wouldn't be walking around cars as a centaur. There would be more of your own kind.

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  • 428

    Brendan

    8 years ago

    Let me explore the depths of the sea while you look at trees and shit.

    • 55

      blombaloooba

      6 years ago

      Hah ^ exactly

    • 80

      RavingLunatic

      5 years ago

      i prefer trees over the sea....

    • 105

      Tom Turnbull

      5 years ago

      Let's let pressure of the depths of the sea blow your fucking head up. You are still human from the waist up, dude. Think it through

    • 84

      Red Malcolm

      5 years ago

      ok Brendan whilst you're being threatened by sharks centaurs will be stroking bunnies and making cookies

    • 21

      TaylorRosa

      5 years ago

      I thought that centaurs were manly!

    • 11

      U mad bro?

      5 years ago

      Umm it think that if your a merman/maid and you're not in water you still have legs....

    • 24

      Giorgio Gabriel Guzmán

      5 years ago

      while your petting your bunnies i'll be fucking fish women

    • 45

      Technocrat

      5 years ago

      ^ With what?

    • 25

      MechaFox

      5 years ago

      I have a motherfucking bull dick

    • 53

      Gil

      5 years ago

      k. Allow me to run 60 Mph looking majestic as fuck

    • 14

      LittleMissHonesty

      5 years ago

      that and some mer-people magically get legs when they go on land anyway (like in the movie 'splash'), so you could always explore the land if you wanted to so long as you're careful.

    • 5

      wartpig

      5 years ago

      Gil wins

    • 16

      Natasha Cartmell

      5 years ago

      Really? I just chose a centaur because they there are frickin half horse. Imagine having 4 hairy legs and galloping as fast as the horse race things on TV. God that would be amazing.

    • 11

      Nikolai0169

      5 years ago

      whater is ma favorite element

    • 15

      Mike Buonomo

      5 years ago

      @ Brendan you have fun swimming and paying for the wheel chair to get you around. I'm gonna have fun never paying for gas again.

    • 23

      [deleted]

      5 years ago

      Horse Cock vs no cock you tell me

    • 6

      Shaco Clone

      5 years ago

      Another Blue ribbon for Hecarim

    • 6

      FinMagotti

      5 years ago

      Went for merman because mermaids have good...ahem...bodies AND of course you can't be underwater with too much clothing...eh...

    • 3

      Would I rather?

      5 years ago

      That trypophobia! And anyways they never said top half or bottom half fish

    • 3

      fearanger

      5 years ago

      @TaylorRosa If all Centaurs were manly, a lot of people who chose to be them would be murdered by now. Also, I'm not one to believe that Sharks hunt other animals for fun, but since your half fish, wouldn't they move you onto their list of food to eat?

    • 3

      Emily OurWorld

      5 years ago

      LMFAO X''D

    • 8

      TheRTV99

      5 years ago

      @Giorgio Gabriel Guzmán while you're fucking fish women, I'm fucking normal women with my enormous horse dick

    • 3

      Bwaaaaaaaaaaahhh

      4 years ago

      You do realise that when a mermaid/man gets dry they get their bottom half back?

    • 3

      JellyPuddle

      4 years ago

      you have two stomachs if you are a centaur and i dont want to eat my own shit

    • 5

      ILNM

      4 years ago

      The fact you chose to say trees made me laugh the most xD

    • 2

      LionWolfHybrid

      4 years ago

      even though i chose being a centaur, i still lol'd at your comment

    • 4

      Marianne April Salinas

      4 years ago

      the ocean is freaking scary

    • 5

      glitchface

      4 years ago

      i'll still have a horse c*ck

    • 1

      LionWolfHybrid

      4 years ago

      i still chose centaur, but i still lol'd at your argument :P

    • 0

      -nobunaga-

      4 years ago

      Centaurs are the shit.

    • 4

      Jace

      4 years ago

      Let me run as fast as the wind and look f*cking awesome while you look like the little mermaid and play with your crabs and sh*t

    • 0

      Amy Joice

      4 years ago

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    • 8

      Cody Dudash

      4 years ago

      I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how fucking majestic I am.

    • 1

      Jonas

      4 years ago

      Have fun with the oil spills, illegal fishing, and constant wars a

    • 0

      Jonas

      4 years ago

      *at sea

    • 0

      IAlwaseChooseBlue

      4 years ago

      Leaving my mark patrick fuck you HREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 2

      Yaq

      3 years ago

      Oh look another fish, and a ANOTHER sunken ship. How cool.

    • 3

      MontyTheMonkey

      3 years ago

      Both are awesome

    • 1

      Mr Spoon

      3 years ago

      IM FINALLY GOING TO GET YOU USAIN!!!!111one11!!!111!

    • 5

      Justin

      3 years ago

      I just chose centaur because of Percy Jackson. :/

    • 1

      VincentMoon

      2 years ago

      I love all the scary sea monsters out there, but I wouldn't want to live in constant danger my whole life in there. There are a hell of a lot more predators that are a threat to you in the ocean.

    • 1

      Htopop

      2 years ago

      F*ck it I hate water.

    • 2

      julio

      2 years ago

      the people who wanted to be a mermaid is like being the little mermaid by Disney. #gay

    • 0

      Hecarim

      2 years ago

      I have galeophobia............Yes I fear sharks, like a lot. So merman/mermaid is kinda of the menu for me!

    • 0

      Boshzordof

      2 years ago

      Hung like a horse or... Oh wait

    • 0

      Codyplays

      2 years ago

      hahaha

    • 0

      Alaa

      2 years ago

      EXACTLY

    • 0

      ragonoid

      2 years ago

      this is kinda late bbut lmao

    • 0

      I like PMMM

      2 years ago

      @Would I Rather? Nobody likes reverse centaur OR reverse mermaid/man.

    • 0

      Jacob

      2 years ago

      yeah go ahead and be eaten by something in the ocean while i hunt shit and become ruler of the forest

    • 0

      randomASIAN

      2 years ago

      I'll let you explore the dephts of the sea while i crush everything in my sight in be the ruler of the world, TOGETHER WE STRONG CENTAUR BROTHER!

    • 0

      TheFrisbeeFanatic

      2 years ago

      Tom Turnbull, being a mermaid would mean your body was made for the sea. So, no, our heads will not explode.

    • 2

      mavmav0

      2 years ago

      Let me explore the forest while you look and water and shit.

    • 1

      Starman

      2 years ago

      We will kick you mermans and mermaids in the testicules and booooooooooooooooooooooooobs with out sexy legs

    • 1

      epiccracft1000

      2 years ago

      well im not stuck in the ocean

    • 0

      purplegirl1987

      2 years ago

      im going to be the little mermaid!!! :3

    • 0

      PebblePanda

      2 years ago

      If you just think about it for two seconds, a human's organism would probably not be able to handle the pressure and implode after like 50 meters (maybe 100). Very far from the 4 km goal. You'll just get bored as hell in your 60 feet deep comfort zone.

    • 0

      Deadpool

      2 years ago

      We have bows and arrows and shit. You have fish

    • 2

      Jack

      2 years ago

      MermaidMan and BarnacleBoy! Superhero crime fighters!!!

    • 0

      Nikoi Ne

      2 years ago

      And probably get swuashed from the water current if you go down too deep.

    • 0

      a random guy

      2 years ago

      considering water is full of plastic, radioactive things and other stuff, I'd rather be a centaur.

    • 0

      Regan Hoffman

      2 years ago

      centaur because you can get killed easy with being a mermaid man

    • 1

      Jaxz

      2 years ago

      at least a mermaid is better than a horse with people trying to ride you

    • 3

      sourcupcake123

      2 years ago

      Don't try to say that you've NEVER been in a pool and pretended to be a mermaid/man. We all did.

    • 1

      Juffaboy

      2 years ago

      Fuck the ocean

    • 1

      Molly

      2 years ago

      Trees and sh*t?! YOU, sir, have no respect for nature.

    • 2

      İmportant person

      2 years ago

      Centaurs have horse dicks, Mermeid/(mans?)

    • 1

      Daniel

      2 years ago

      You actually want to see the horrors waiting down there?

    • 1

      Randoman

      2 years ago

      I'd be a centaur to stomp the shit out of all those puppies on this website. Because there's so fucking much of them.

    • 1

      Dragirl

      2 years ago

      Im female nerd

    • 0

      Olga Usova

      2 years ago

      LOL :D ;D IM CRYING

    • 0

      SwiftThief

      2 years ago

      Under Da Sea

    • 0

      Elizabeth Rosado

      2 years ago

      Ariel is all I have to say

    • 0

      Shinyan

      2 years ago

      Let me run freely and explore the wild while you just swim around

    • 0

      lol-ipop

      2 years ago

      I could go swimmingly fine!

    • 0

      thats_so_zuri

      2 years ago

      right

    • 2

      Lolhi|ItsAPerson

      2 years ago

      I CAN LIVE AS A TRUE FURRY! Wait no, people who think they're horses aren't furries... I CAN LIVE AS A TRUE NEIGHGAY! YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH (thousands of people on blue frantically try to switch to red.)

    • 0

      StickStak

      2 years ago

      #truth

    • 1

      Omega

      1 year ago

      You would have a huge dick, nuff said.

    • 2

      MuthaFcka

      1 year ago

      @Giorgio Gabriel Guzmán https://www.reference.com/pets-animals/fish-reproduce-c1f2deb53408de8f They dont do the penis thing

    • 1

      AnaLetsPlay

      1 year ago

      As a mermaid you can do a lot more and I love water since I dive and I would do anything in the world to be a mermaid

    • 1

      Dchilz

      1 year ago

      And get yo ass shreded by a shark

    • 0

      Crosswarrior24

      1 year ago

      seas can be a lot harder then you might think, like sharks, you need to hunt for your food, never be able to walk again and such centaurs don't have to hunt, they can walk, be majestic as f*ck, are extremely good archers, and are really strong

    • 0

      Kupperz

      1 year ago

      Centaurs have balls mermaids dont. CAN KICK ME IN EM IF I DONT HAVE EM!!

    • 0

      Jazzy

      1 year ago

      ARCHERY I SHOOT YOU HALF FISH BREED

    • 1

      JackChase

      1 year ago

      hope you like giant whales tsunamis ,and sharks mother fudger

    • 0

      Screwy

      1 year ago

      WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! cause we can find band new species and we can kill people in a passive~aggressive way>

    • 0

      PIZZA

      1 year ago

      MERMAIDS ARE SO CUTE AND BESIDES, I DONT WANNA BE FAT!!!?!?!?!?!

    • 0

      exxon

      1 year ago

      The sharks will eat you

    • 0

      procrastinatingpug

      1 year ago

      exactly

    • 0

      Christopher

      1 year ago

      There's no internet in the sea....

    • 0

      AnArchy

      1 year ago

      ocean scary, ocean bad... ocean evil.

    • 0

      DigitalMasacrer

      1 year ago

      Centaur = 4 feet, 2 hands, and big dick.

    • 0

      Alexa

      1 year ago

      OCEAN YEAH OCEAN GOD OCEAN GOOD OCEAN BIG OCEAN DEEP OCEAN FULL OF LIFE OCEAN FRIENDLY, ANARCHY! you must be kidding.

    • 0

      sonic

      1 year ago

      nooo fail

    • 0

      NotSoFatCat

      11 months ago

      and breathe underwater.

    • 0

      Alexa

      11 months ago

      My beautiful tail.

    • 0

      gokaes

      11 months ago

      couldn't say it better

    • 0

      SinisterRF

      8 months ago

      I was literally reading this now I regret my decision!!!

    • 0

      Gurserds

      6 months ago

      I regret my decision because I thought about it, and the other one says that you could just be a man.

  • 76

    Patrick

    8 years ago

    Being a merman is the obvious choice, because mermaids are way hotter than chick centaurs, imho.

    • 89

      randombear123

      5 years ago

      But they can't have sex

    • 7

      Anthony

      5 years ago

      So humans and dolphins are the only animals who have sex for fun so both would only be in the purpose of having kids

    • 37

      Maggie

      5 years ago

      I like how your name is patrick and you want to be mermaid/man and if you take the slash away it's mermaid man like in Spongebob :0

    • 19

      Adria_Penguin

      5 years ago

      But you don't have a horse dick, and I find centaur chicks hotter >:(

    • 11

      Jerry Jerryson

      5 years ago

      Maggie you clearly have watched too much spongebob considering how well you picked that up. :D

    • 2

      Elijah Striker Blyth

      5 years ago

      you dont have a dick

    • 7

      Conrad

      5 years ago

      even though mermaids dont have sex like humans the male would still have a dick and the women still have breasts and a butt hole so you know lots of options

    • 6

      ossmosse

      5 years ago

      @elijah, I didn't realise you were a merman anatomy major!? Maybe they have a dick but it's like dolphins were it's concealed.

    • 0

      Kyle Weaver

      5 years ago

      There the suc u bis of the sea

    • 3

      Serj

      5 years ago

      I agree.. A lot of people haven't been on the internet enough to see mermaid porn

    • 1

      wartpig

      5 years ago

      @anthony not true kid. several species of monkies have sex for pleasure. two words "google" "it"

    • 2

      ImCool

      5 years ago

      Have fun laying... eggs. Yay.

    • 1

      tuppenycrane

      5 years ago

      Too into dirty stuff bro centuar, i kill you all

    • 3

      Marbleton

      5 years ago

      Your move, Patrick. our women are hot. https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbf2-5ed5d_Ty1yRUG6F-Ne10AJ--YY4VKy8s8Bscaj-4_z29i

    • 0

      altiareagle

      4 years ago

      Girl got horse face, lol. I picked the wrong one, Ariel is hot

    • 3

      Saber Mejri

      4 years ago

      Mermaids/men CAN have sex . Mermaid/men tails originally started under the vagina or penis . But beacous disney made a kids movie of it they made the tail above the vagina and gave her a bra . So mermaids beacaus you can see their boobs

    • 1

      Ereddie

      4 years ago

      What if the merdaid mans dick is inside them like a duck and it comes out when needed same with mermaids and their vaginas

    • 0

      JellyPuddle

      4 years ago

      they can they do it like seahorse

    • 1

      Jessica Smits

      4 years ago

      Mermaids for the win!!

    • 1

      Kathy Letterhouse

      4 years ago

      lol

    • 2

      Michael Costa

      2 years ago

      Kkkkkkk

    • 0

      Ninja391

      2 years ago

      Ikr

    • 1

      Alex

      2 years ago

      Lol Zoolander

    • 1

      Dragirl

      2 years ago

      i can pull you out of sea then trample you

    • 0

      proakie

      2 years ago

      I disagree the chicks can ride you into the sunset as a centaur but mermaids just get eaten by sharks

    • 0

      DRAGONDXZ

      4 months ago

      And what would u Fuck them w/?! I’ll take my Huge Horse Dick instead!

  • 51

    Marmadukes

    6 years ago

    Fish sex sucks. Centuar sex would be significantly better in every imaginable way.

    • 12

      Tom Austin

      5 years ago

      Plus you get a horse dick.

    • 1

      Ereddie

      4 years ago

      But think this true you could only doggy style not much flexibility just on position

    • 0

      proakie

      2 years ago

      lol yeah

    • 2

      Ryleigh

      1 year ago

      fish sex inset a thing guy fish gust blow there sperm into the eggs

  • 33

    Max_Steak

    5 years ago

    The sea is a dangerous place that has evolved to not take me into account. If the choice is between CHANGE and becoming a quadropod then give me a leg up any day.

  • 24

    [deleted]

    8 years ago

    my junk would be huuuuuuuugeeeee! i'd be tappin all the fine ass ponies and mexican girls in tiajuana ;-)

  • 17

    PROPanda13

    4 years ago

    Be a Master Archer. Run really fast... Vs. Get eaten by a shark.

  • 11

    randombear123

    5 years ago

    Mermaids can't have sex

  • 9

    DatMoose

    5 years ago

    Giant penis

  • 9

    Khalid Taylor

    5 years ago

    Do I get barnicle boy?

  • 9

    Jrrd

    8 years ago

    You've clearly never been to Atlanta.

  • 8

    Patrick

    5 years ago

    PARTY PONIES!

  • 7

    Tiki_Guy

    6 years ago

    Are mermen/mermaids always hot?

  • 7

    _____________

    8 years ago

    Oh shit, Patrick makes a lot of sense. Mermaid chicks are hotter than centaur chicks. The tradeoff is, of course, mighty centaur dong vs. merman dong (susceptible to cold shrinkage, I'd imagine).

    • 3

      sogeking

      5 years ago

      Also mermaid dong is susceptible to not being there cause fish don't have dicks

    • 2

      Terry Stein

      5 years ago

      Fish have dicks. They're inside cloacae, though, similarly to birds and reptiles.

    • 0

      Earth-Rocker

      5 years ago

      Centar chicks can look the same as mermaid chicks its just would you rather fertalize eggs or have sex

    • 0

      Verando

      4 years ago

      While my dick hangs out majestic as fuck all your little merman dicks will be hiding in fear

    • 0

      Utkudakid

      1 year ago

      Double shark cock.

  • 7

    Sam Dunn

    8 years ago

    Plus Ariel was a mermaid.

    • 18

      Russell

      6 years ago

      But she Cheated on mermaids for men

    • 4

      Emma Napolitano

      5 years ago

      If I could be like Ariel, I'd pick that in a heartbeat. sexy little redhead with a great singing voice... what's not to love?

  • 6

    blombaloooba

    6 years ago

    the oceans have always been more fascinating than land, imo.

  • 5

    TimeArtist

    5 years ago

    Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim...

  • 5

    TylerIsNice

    5 years ago

    Big ass horse dick

  • 4

    Mephiste

    4 years ago

    Half Horse, Ladies.

  • 4

    Wilbert Shermandale

    5 years ago

    BE A MERMAIDMAN EEEEEEEEEEEEVILLLLLL

  • 4

    Christian Bermudez

    5 years ago

    Hope they didn't mean the Fallout one...

  • 4

    Maude

    5 years ago

    I can kick people I don't like with my two front legs!!!

  • 4

    Dylan

    5 years ago

    Just Keep Swimming

  • 4

    Tiki_Guy

    6 years ago

    Are mermen/mermaids always hot?

  • 3

    DemonicsFire

    2 years ago

    two words, horse cock

  • 3

    gaaraks

    2 years ago

    i just really like to be the centaur of attention

  • 3

    Phoebe Sulistio

    2 years ago

    I like how everyone else's justifications have to do with intercourse and mine's just "I don't wanna keep eating fish"

  • 3

    lucaslulu2012

    3 years ago

    if u could give me sea powers Im in for anythnag under land

  • 3

    360SwagShot360

    5 years ago

    Yeah lemme just run 50 MP/H over there while you look at some coral -_-

  • 3
  • 3

    wrathseed

    5 years ago

    Horse penis or fish penis...

  • 3

    Matthew Marks

    5 years ago

    Think about this: Mermaids eat men. They fucking eat men. That is all.

  • 3

    Dan MacGregor

    5 years ago

    But if you are the centaur you have a horse dick rather than a fish dick

  • 3

    Brendan

    8 years ago

    Have fun with Swine Flu, Iran and the Jonas Brothers while I am banging Ariel, talking to a Jamaican crab and later venturing Rapture.

    • 0

      Komakom

      5 years ago

      Under da seeeaaaa! Under da seeeaaaa!

    • 0

      Komakom

      5 years ago

      Under da seeeaaaa! Under da seeeaaaa!

    • 0

      Komakom

      5 years ago

      Under da seeeaaaa! Under da seeeaaaa!

    • 0

      KoKo- chi

      2 years ago

      How the hell do you bang Ariel if you have no dick?

  • 2

    Smiler204

    5 years ago

    All the girls want the D from a merman...

  • 2

    bog

    5 years ago

    Mermaaaan!!

  • 2

    Mozart

    5 years ago

    I've always wanted to explore the ocean.

  • 2

    Tiki_Guy

    6 years ago

    Are mermen/mermaids always hot?

  • 2

    agindoof

    6 years ago

    i'm a magical genius as well as a horseman

  • 2

    saxobeat13

    6 years ago

    I'd love to explore the sea but I think I'd end up missing the sun even more!

  • 0

    Mafia

    2 weeks ago

    You know. why not ride a bloody horse and walk around the forest? PATHETIC! Why not do something amazing! like exploring deep under the unknown!

  • 0

    bubbabear

    3 weeks ago

    The first comment it's crap not s***.

  • 1

    Megan

    7 months ago

    We can breath under and above water. Haha. You just sittin there drownin

    • 0

      Little Kids

      6 months ago

      True but if you watch or/and read Percy Jackson then you know Grover and Grover is AMAZING!

  • 1

    FireBoyGamer

    7 months ago

    imagin galoping as a cenaur tryin to be naruto

  • 0

    Felicia

    1 month ago

    I Turn Into A Mermaid Whenever I Touch Water

  • 0

    Cyrus

    1 month ago

    if you hate someone you can horse kick them

  • 1

    Sami Zayn

    1 year ago

    what is a centaur

  • 1

    fearlessDreamer

    1 year ago

    I could conquer my fears of water.

  • 1

    Nonexistent

    1 year ago

    But I can't swim...

  • 1

    Deacon Killelay

    1 year ago

    on the good side, no more riding horses. bad side, someone gets to ride you (not like that)

  • 1

    RektWhale

    1 year ago

    PEEING ON TREES FOR DAYS!

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