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MoistWipes121E
just think about how delicious you would be? thats a no brainer!
SaxoBrony
And Sticky...
Mossy
@SaxoBrony Well firstly, brofist! And also, sticky is sexy. Oh yeeeeeaaaaaaah.
Wyatt Greywolf Davis
@SaxoBrony ...Sexy.
lonewolf
@SaxoBrony @Mossy BROHOOF! /)
It's_Just_Jessica
You want peanut butter and sweat sandwich?
Aiden Shiell
jam
BaconGP
www.youtube.com/vsauce
Ana Mercedes Luis Guzman
i'd go to the gym with a bag of bread :)
aorsak
@SaxoBrony, @Mossy, and @Ionewolf. BROHOOF!
Putridgrim
think about all the fucking bugs allover us
boromir
Sweaty is kinda sticky..and gross..plus sjam would just be the new norm
נדב סמואלוב
@aorsak, @SaxoBrony, @Mossy and @lovewolf BROHOOF (\
Franklin Chen
delicious
HorseDogFiddleAndFox
I'm my own god damn factory? Don't tell the people where it comes from and becomes super rich.
Kristopher
FUCK THIS SHIT, TASTE MY JELLY!
xXThe_Loop_HoleXx
YEAH! but then agin youd get licked all the time...by creeps 0_o
Aisyah Karmini Sheppard
BROHOOFFFF
Kythonagh
think of all the tons of bugs that'll chase you around 24/7 to get to that jam
AxelGold
Exactly
YouRatherInc.
All the Jelly Sandwiches that can be made!
Alexela311
just become a nudist and give everyone breakfast
fuzzwolf2002
my friend was like "i will have a jam factory and be rich!!" me "ummmmmm"
Rathererer
Lick it up guys!
Glaceon999
NOM NOM
Somerandomwizard
Have you heard of toe jams?
Brobotnik
Free jam!
doublemplays
and all of the kinky stuff
Micah Philson
As much as I sweat and as sticky I'd be, even if it tasted like Sweat Jam, not sweet, it's still not as bad as not only not having hands, your hands are freaking dustpans.
Shannon
@Kythonagh - do bugs actually like jam? I think they'd prefer some flowers...
LeRealBrony
@SaxoBrony Bro hoof mate /) plus I had no idea the community played this, and that so many of the played it
Licha Vega
Atleast i dont scrape the jelly of with a dust pan
XxsquiddyxXyt
If you were sticky you could not have sex ;)
Salim
mmmmmmm like
Salim
i mean lick
Mystery
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Thelivingmuffin
Bring lots of toast everywhere you go!
manopass
guess you could say that a Sticky story XD
NinjaFish
It depends on witch jam it is
Amy
what about bugs they would crawl all over you 24/7
CarolAMHanson
ikr
Either.No
When doing exercise and you start sweating jam you would die of overheating
Tucker Belsky
have dem girls lick you all over :3
Hoolin
^ This guy knows what I think :)
LC_Gaming
i will lick my armpits!
Cire
You actually don't need to go to the store to eat breakfast
Win Carmelo
D:
50/50
It would be sticky and after exersize, you would look like a blueberry!! (gag...gag cough...)
Jerry 2.0
yummy
Annabelle May
And how many bees and flies will enjoy that.
Sylvia Wolf
And use bread for antiperspirant
Deadpool
Now all I need is bread and peanut butter………
CraftMoreCake
Imagine you are in gym class. Your gym teacher makes you do 50 sit-ups, 20 push-ups, and 70 laps around a 2-mile lake. When you come back when you are done, think of how many bugs will be eating that jam all over your body.
JexMinecrafan
@XxsquiddyxXyt that would make it better
[deleted]
Sweat is already sticky.
Jamie Williamson
hey girls come and suck my strawberry flavoured lollipop
Shadowofdestruction
yay use jam sweat to climb up walls
INFINITE IN DECIMAL
What about bugs? Bees would kill you.
John
all sticky its nasty
Adam Stines
Plus you would have jam (or jelly where I live) for your peanut butter and jelly's
eevee
OMG HANDS IN DUSTPANS?! BUT SWEATING JAM IS SOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU (L?)DISGUSTING!
Heroboy99
I can sell Jam and make me Rich
MCB
Tru
BraZZers
i'll be rich
Benhaz3r
if u dont sweat, normal crap is in walmart
Corncakes
This brings a whole new aspect into sexy time.
avril :)
i hate jam
John Rambo
what about bees, flies, wasps, hornets, and ants that would be attracted to you? Along with pretty much every other insect?
The Stupid Rock COpy
I just need peanut butter and boom! peanut butter jelly time!
Fishie
Tasty
Saltyspoon.
I thought this would be a no brainer, but you dumb fucks want to be constantly sticky, uncomfortable, but atleast you can have sex and get your sweaty balls stuck to the female, making the ultimate third gender, fuck off.
SirPoseidon
hey dude i want ur money WHAM!!!!!!
Alexa
Mossy, that is kinda creepy, you pedofial.
Moonpie116
are u sure jellyfish dident just crap all over me? XD
The_Shrekspert
but it's still sweat tho...
grolarbearsarelife
My life would be gross, and I would probably get some severe sweat gland problems, but at least I could use my hands
Mr Martin
ye that would be yum... but how would jam just come out of your skin like sweat??
NinjaGirl200
agreed
KillerCanine911
It really is true...
KillerCanine911
Besides it would cool you down faster too!
finnslayer2
@Mossy I agree and also GET SOME TOAST YA DUMB DUMBS. YOU WILL BE DELICIOUS!! XD :D
The Dab Lord
It would hurt as well
XxYoyle
If you chose blue, good luck with your hands........
bobo
wanna be sticky all summer and you would ruin most things you touch no phone no laptop no computer no relation ship no soicial life.
nicky b
i am a homo no homo love you baby
Goobtoob6
Yeah! I tend to smell sometimes so I want to smell delicious!
Tucknerwear
Could make some easy money, if you could keep it a secret.
cluey
"Hey! Bring by your bread over here! Now, use it to scrape my sweat off. Its okay, I sweat jelly. Dont tell anyone, im sure they havent noticed the red globs dripping from my face."
MCB
That's what I was thinking
Jim
Yeah people would pay good money to lick the shit outa you.
T.P.N
XD
Warren
YES
Koperiep
almost literally
SleazyMcStevens
Edward Dustpan-hands?? And besides, everytime you sweat, you would be sticky and probably covered in ants or bees
Wise Octopus
You'd also be delicious.
Haunted Herring
Yeah, those ants are gonna love you.
pmaguire13
yeah but you will never go hungry.
TrueWOPR
I'd be covered in the tongues of women... I have no problem with this.
Jacob Anders
I hsd not considered bees.
Mysticbutterflies
How would you wipe your butt?Plus I imagine washing your two dust pans would be harder so now you're eating with dirty dustpans. Also how do you get dressed.?
Salim
I would be licked that the bees wouldn't notice.
Mark7725
The thing is, you can take measures to keep insects off of you, but not if you don't have any hands...
YABBA-DABBA-DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn, you beat me to it
ChalngeAccepted
I would just cut the dustpans into the shape of hands.
SonicDude203
still not able to move the fingers...
Officer Jenny
still not covered in jam.
pmaguire13
still stink like crazy and cant eat what you sweat
Alicia Lavarnway
You would cut the dustpans… With what hands?
Fly Guy
Jenny Jenny! I think I saw someone who looked like you.
DarklordTheo
Uhg, what a workout... Anyone got toast?
Warren
me!
May
I'd be delicious and I can still do things with my hands, SUCCESS!!!!
Derpsmuch
Damn, I would be loved by all the bitchez, they'd be all lickin on me and stuff.
petsounds94
this is the weirdest one yet...
Michaila Ward
I never sweat ;)
fart face
everybody sweats it's impossible to not D:
MNSweet
I could sell my sweat at the supermarkets at low low prices!
Peanutbutterfish
Go nicely with my peanut butter. ^_^
wrathseed
I would be the sweetest guy around
Mummer16
I FUCKING LOVE PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM SANDWICHES!!!!!!!
Azer Faraclas
Who doesn't like jam?
XxxxBlack.Veil.BridesxxxX
me
Amy Parkinson
Me
iamdrebbits
I could build a business without losing money for investment.
Anna Rothe-olsen
free food? XD
dragon_warp_lord_x
Wtf?
bjevilcat2
Haha I can only imagine sweet exercising I could have (pun intended)
Sofift2323
mmm.. jam.
Wise Octopus
I can make my breakfast and exercise at the same time.
Awesome Guy
That's like a superpower!
MaxoSmithKline
Is this even a question?
pirate
well, when you're not sweating you're normal
lily
this one is weird
Damon
You could make so much money off that jam
InfernoGalaxy
I'd always have a actual reason to work out other than getting in shape
CraftMoreCake
Ok, imagine your gym teacher forces you to do 20 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, and 70 laps around a lake with an area of 2 miles. Now imagine yourself when you are done. Imagine what you look like with all that jam on your body. Now, finally, imagine how many bugs will be flying around you, eating the jam off your skin, and how many ants you will attract. Also, dustpans everywhere you go is a dream for people who love to clean or organize other people's stuff wherever they go. Agree if you feel the same.
Gwh9
Thanks for choosing my answer!
jaggy2002
Yummie!!
TieDyeGirl42
yum.
I'm just waiting for the Doctor
Ew jk I change my answer
The Ascendant
I FUCKING HATE GRAPES
lets_shoot_the_wall_im_bored
Martin Freeman
Vallhallan
Dude be on the treadmill, put bread all around you, after five minutes spread that shit with some peanut butter. Mother fucker, you have enough PB&J sandwiched to last youself a lifetime.
James Bray
you wouldn't be able to do anything besides clean up messes with dustpans
jhonney
if you had a broom hand and a dustpan hand
Gringomiester
i already feel gross as it is when i sweat alot, feeling sticky also would suck more.
Kuusou
Either way you are going to be alone. At least I would be able to use the computer properly.
rando
spon on Sleazy. bees and ants, no way.
KillerCanine911
Yeah, besides, who wants to have dustpans for hands? (No offense anyone who chose that)
jshaw71
I like my hands
NoVoiceWaste
i will eat the jam after jogging
Blerbls gaming
I would exercise in a giant jar and then make LOTS of sandwiches.
Space20
atleast i would be called "1.7 meter bee"
Spiritwolf
Sweating jam would be delicious but sticky
Xaivier
Making Cash.
queenofunicorns
Jimin you got no jams, and I got
Nina
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
GeneralCoolr
SELLING JAM FOR MONEY YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
changerfett
all i need is some bread and ill be good
Bob...
You could go ninja
xXMysteryGamerXx
Lol obvious sweat jam xD
lane
Hahaha I don't sweat