Would you rather...

drink a gallon of mustard in one sitting

use mustard as toothpaste for 3 weeks

Rule is you gotta brush your teeth 2 times a day (normal toothpaste not allowed). You would not be allowed to do anything else until you finished the gallon.

Mmm... Mustard

Jan 23, 2012

VintageGross

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drink a gallon of mustard in one sitting

The ordeal is a single finite event; once it ends, your life returns entirely to normal without lingering consequences
Three weeks of brushing teeth with mustard leaves them visibly yellow throughout, with real daily social and professional costs
However awful a gallon of mustard tastes, your teeth and gums remain clean and intact afterward

use mustard as toothpaste for 3 weeks

Drinking a full gallon of mustard risks serious digestive consequences; using it as toothpaste carries no systemic health risk
Mouthwash and flossing remain available to offset much of the mustard toothpaste experience
Spreading the discomfort across three weeks in small daily doses is far more survivable than ingesting a gallon at once

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Would you rather...

drink a gallon of mustard in one sitting

use mustard as toothpaste for 3 weeks

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