No, you may not adopt in either case.
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I would prefer to experience the joy of being a parent, over never being one at all. It would be hard but still worth it I believe!
p01arb33r
its called adoption...
Sindre Raanes
You could still adopt a baby, dude
kmac98
and i could never face the heartbreak of losing a child
Yoman318
dude this is a comment for all the other guys commenting on this. In the extra info it says no adoption brothers. stick to your guns though because being infertile would be dope on your boy downstairs, you know he hates them rubber sacks you put on him.
Matt
surrogate mother for the win!
Matt
or sperm donation
Bob2ball
even if i cant have a child doesn't mean i cant suit up
Carson Jones
Kind of selfish, don't you think?
Taylor
To all who are saying ADOPTION in the fucking question it says "No, you may not adopt in either case." DUMB FUCKS
Zack
It say absolutely nothing about buying a baby off the black market so theirs always that option
Maggie
It would be selfish to bring a child I'm the world knowing they will die and not be able to grow up and have a normal life. I'd rather save a child and have none then have one and have the bond then they die and you're left with the worst heartbreak
Void
@Maggie would you say the same thing if the child was disfigured or mentally retarded or something of the sort and the mother wanted an abortion?
Mossy
So many stupid cunts not reading the description... What a world.
KilltheHobos
Wow that's fucking selfish... I'd rather SPARE them havin to DIE!!! Fuck what I want.
Jayrs93
Couldn't you have more kids it says "a child that passes away" so technically can't you have more children after the one passes away? Just wondering...
'Bozzy' Chris Bostock
That seems too selfish for me
Meh.
Didn't mean to press agree, but you're a murderer, codyg...
PoopEater
Adoption is out of the question. Read the full question guys.
Austen Zenketski Ter
codyg, take it from someone who knows about this first hand, your a fucking retard.
Plutters
I'd just foster a child then, it's not adoption.
BonnieWonder
That's kinda selfish... you would bring death on a 5-year-old child just so YOU could experience the 'joy of being a parent'?
_Shannoniganz_
Steal somebody's baby and raise it as ur own.... I h
pmaguire13
i really dont want a child. and in my opinion children are the most annoying and misbehaved under the age of 8
[deleted]
But you would still condemn that child to death?
Jay Potter
Codyg, you are fucking sick. You'd want to bring a little kid into this world and then have their young lives cut short, cos you selfishly want to "experience being a parent" for a few years? Fuck you you dude.
Franklin Chen
What if the baby dies in child birth?? Look. It says before 5 years old. Sure the baby could die when he/she is 4 but you never know
1stwarror
@p01arb33r "No, you may not adopt in either case." It also says Have 'A' child. I would just have a second one. Enjoy never knowing the feeling of being a parent.
John
guys, if the child dies so young it would be heart Breaking and just plain cruel. what if it died in pain? thats just mean.
ImCool
IT SAYS NO ADOPTION AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Kyle Cope
I'd rather have a kid that passes away before age 5. It does say A KID after all, not KIDS and it says nothing about not being able to have more.
Jackdackster
I could take it, and after that I may make more.
Anna Swane
Actually NOT ALL PEOPLE CAN ADOPT. You have to have a certain income, a nice home, be well off.
Samantha Dumas
People: it says you may not adopt...
Daniel Buerer
The very thing says you can't adopt. Gosh!
Asdf1560
it says you cant adopt.... Also, I dont even want to be a parent
AwesomeGabriel
guys,read the description
Valy Tanase
Fuck you
Banskel
you will be a great parent
kangcool09
its gonna be hard to have ur kid die at 5 years old...i would acually be kinda paranoid a bit
Vicky Meow Meow
Talking to the blue comments it says no adopting in either case
Jewel Johnson
Yeah but you could still adopt
Jewel Johnson
Oh nvm sorry
loveviktori
Do you want to play
Melanie
Guys.. it says that you can't adopt. But you can always steal anothers. c:
Perfect Imposters
Great. Sicko. You just took the life of a kid who lived for 5 years!!
Sheridan Gilbert
no, theres no excuse of killing a child at a young age,
Kutie_Kitty
But then you will feel all the more worse about it...i admit it would be happier to actually have the joy of having a child but then again it would be all te more painful at the end. I would rather never know the joy then to have it and have to give it up no matter what.
Jian
Actually u can't adopt one
Micah Frazier
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that
Mysticbutterflies
I wouldn't want to love my child and then lose it knowing it hardly lived.
Gena Dawe
Infertile and sterile are not the same thing. Infertile people can still have kids, it's just harder.
Cassirinda
Lol yes the answer is always to steal another person's kid xD
Carlos
@pmaguire13 cold heated bastard you didn't have to be brought into this world
Somerandomwizard
Loophole! The child dies as a week old fetus (unborn baby)
Kacper
@Sindre Raanes Read the description, you can't adopt.
Utah G
who said he died before 5 earth years passed? 1 saturn year = 30 earth years so he lives a normal life
Cowssavedyou
There are plenty of children that need a home. Go adopt if you can't make one. An adopted child deserves as much love as a blood related child.
James
it says you cant adopt in either situation
Mlgnightmare1987
stupid website
swegpython
it would be funny to watch them die
Nibraj
It's either, you can never own a child, or you condemn a child to death. Choosing the latter because you want the satisfaction of being a parent is selfish beyond words.
CUNT
what the fuck is wrong with you, that hasd got to be the most selfish thing anyone could do. have a child die just so you can experience something.
matt
you would basically be killing children every time you brought them into this world.
Christie
You cant adopt though
freyabateman
btw im not gunna have a child im gunna adopt
Pakutto
Guys -- they said you can't adopt.
JFilms
@po1arb33r You and 335 people have not read the damn description, sadly, your a dumbass, you won't reply to me since I'm right, suck it, motherfucker
JFilms
you're* Sorry, can't edit a comment.
lacumacushacu
Me two, it still would be nice to expirence a child, then not have one
K3w3ii
you could addopt :|
UltraLegoGamer
"No, you may not adopt in either case". that's what the description says, read, idiots.
Nah
You can't adopt. Also, the question says have A child. You could always have another.
kloep1
i could have more baby's
xX5sosloverforevsXx
oh my god that would be horrible!!
xX5sosloverforevsXx
ignore my last comment did not mean to put that but people saying they could just adopt it says underneath you can't adopt in either case so...
Selsee
JUST BUY ALLZ THE ANIMALS
Jaden Uria
You seem to be the only one on here not talking from your ballz codyg
huricanis
you can adopt
Shadowgaming32x
You can't adopt in either case according to the description but it says before 5 so you can have triplets and one of them a miscarrage but im 11 so i dont have to deal with this :)
cicicat
screw kids there loud and mean and obnoxious and greedy
edward s17
From what I've heard losing a child is the hardest thing any parent can go through. I'd rather not have a child to miss than really love them then watch them die and miss them.
ANIME4EVA
not having kids anyway.
King of Strong Style
What's stopping me from having another kid after the first kid dies?
GABY
FUCK THAT IM GAY
TRIXIESTAR
I'm in a same sex couple, and really don't want to feel more depression in my life from losing a child. Especially if it's a daughter. I've always wanted one, but I'm not the most qualified to parent...
Lumber
Earv;JKA a WVRv
TheSkyrimLord169
ADOPTION
DarkWolfX3D
A child
daniel
hell no
budiswag
i would never choose the one loosing ur child passing at age of 5...heatbreaking :(
IAteYourTacoAlready
Some deep crap right here
chetra821
and you can do really fun stuff while you still have your kid
Pickle
Adopt
LiterallyHitler
wow. I'm a guy. can't have kids anyway.
FarahTDM
@p01arb33r, @Sindre_Raanes, and @Pickle YOU CANNOT ADOPT! "No, you may not adopt in either case" ~Anonymous
FarahTDM
And I can have more kids!
kennybus
No, you may not adopt in either case do you even read bruh
CutieWolf3
I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE A CHILD FROM HEARTBREAK EVER!!!!!! O ya wat about "ADOPTION"?!?!?!
M02V
Just adopt...
bigfatminer
no. you can't adopt. it litteraly say's that not an option at the botom. jesus fuck you people are retarded.
kokodilla
i could have a 2nd kid
Franklin Chen
Shit. Didn't think of that
SunnyCrapCake
Fuck.
Qabedys
thats just what i thought too :)
Carlos
Your infertile -.-
Hoolin
inb4 rip 2nd son
booklover_am
can I change my answer now?
Selsee
Who says my wife is infertile?
alewago
Boi infertile means unable to reproduce. So you CAN'T have a second son noob
nam
Nice idea
Python Coder
I'm so stupid. I want to change my answer now.
WentwoJ
uh, guys it clearly says "No, you may not adopt in either case."
Selsee
Who says my wife is infertile?
Radax
Yea- BUT. RAPE-PROOF WOMAN HELLOOOOOO PEOPLE
Jim
You want your babies burying you, not vise versa. Plus, you will NEVER get those 9 months back, and your wife will still have a ton of baby fat. All just to pay for a toddlers funeral, Ill pass.
Puriity
The fact that you only think about time and money is kinda sad. What about how you will feel of losing your own child. Then you can always have a second one. You can't adopt on the other choice and can't have children at all.
Solstrii
Uh, the second one would likely die too. Socially, yes, if it is loved and taken care of, for, say, four years, It would be quite exciting for friends and family, and would likely be very loved, until it dies for no absolute reason. Having a second child will just repeat the cycle.
Jumanji9700
Not having kids anyway.... so being infertile wouldn't really be bad..... but if I were to adopt, I'd prob hate life if the kid died really young.
Greg
"A" child, as in one, after getting over the horrible loss of my first child I could have another
Vampn
So you would kill a child just to have another one?
alewago
THAT I SNOT WHAT INFERTILE MEANS! IT MEANS YOU CANNOT REPRODUCE!!!!
Quan
stop screaming! who said anything about the blue side?
Soren59
@Vampn This is a hypothetical question, you wouldn't know your child dies beforehand in the actual scenario. And it wouldn't change the fact you could have a second one that would be able to grow up, rather than have none at all.
Solstrii
Uh, couldn't "A" also mean you could only have that one?
Tucknerwear
As a Father I would definitely not want to see that happened to my son. Rather not have one at all if death was to happen.
kannderr
I wouldnt have a child just to experience saddness and lose plus they wouldnt be able to live a long happy life
MarkTheGr8
You can get another child that will live a full life. It says a child, not every child. Of course it may be painful to bury your child, but I also want to experience parenthood.
grace
It's not about YOU though. It's about willingly having a child when you know they're going to die before they get to live at all. If this was a real life situation and not a question on a website, choosing what you chose is one of the most disgustingly selfish things a person could ever do.
MarkTheGr8
If you know when people are going to die, you're extremely selfish by not preventing their deaths. I, for one, can't see into the future. I don't know if you have children, but let's say you don't. When you have a child, do you know if he/she is going to live for 5 years, 20 years, 80 years? No you don't. You can hope, you can do your best to make it happen, but you don't know.
MarkTheGr8
With your logic, you might as well never get children, because it might die some day before expected. Also, no one says it has to be a painful death. I interpret 'passes away' to mean in peace.
Vampn
It says having a child, not in case you have one
Solstrii
Uh, if we're talking about probability here. Chances are, no, the child will not have a death of peace, likely in suffering, such as a car accident or some kind of sickness. Second of all, If you were to have a child, I personally think the author would've been more likely to mean't every child you have would die before the age of five, but even if it wasn't, the second child would likely be traumatized about the first child, along with you possibly, and could become a factor for possible depression.
Owensey
It says nothing about Fostering... So I would just foster a child.
Solstrii
Technically, It's adoption, (I think?) So no, you really can't.
Jude Fortner
It seems so heartless to just brush off the death of a child by saying you can just have another anyway. Children aren't appliances.
Cramps
But I'm already incapable of getting kids so ehh
OGdopewhip
Im 13 whats infertile?
MarkTheGr8
Not being able to have children.
drizzy
infertile you can bang whoever you want and they dont get pregnant. as long as you arent infertile because of an std
Dextar Adelia Haniyoto
guys, i don't think they even mentioned the adopt thing. they are just mentioning the interfile.
SonicDude203
it only says A child, implying only ONE child dies.
Justin Cornelius Smi
Shit just got dark.
Grickel
adopt
armacitis
It says you can't adopt.
iloveglobes
It says you cannot adopt. I agree, I love being a parent. You would learn so much in those five years that you didn't know you could learn.
Demon1981
Its only five years if you're lucky, he/she could die the day they were born.
Chaotic_Narwhal
You make the best argument I've seen so far. It almost makes me want to change my answer but I don't think I could handle it...
[deleted]
Adoption's an option, but I think this would be fine since I don't ever want children.
armacitis
No it isn't,look again.
alex
same here i hate kids
Loren Degan
If you look in the info box it says "In this situation you cannot adopt. So, I would actually want to have a child and lose it than never experiencing parenthood and having a child of my own.
srbnsn
MY FUCKING THUMB CLICKED ON THE WRONG ONE BEFORE I CHOSE
Mlgnightmare1987
lel
ChuckNorris
To have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all.
Solstrii
To have loved and lost is like opening up to someone and getting dick punched, and never to have loved at all is like being defensive but no one there to dick punch you, or hug you for that matter. Honestly, I'll take the never have loved choice.
Terrabeth
You can miss what you never had...
Violeta Ordonez
I hate children anyway.
thelostsiren
I don't want kids anyway; the second option sounds like the worse of the two even for a person who does.
Gage
wow, this is a dark question
DapperDinner
I hate children.
Pakus
I don't have to know the child. What if i donate sperm and then get a child that way
Solstrii
Well, that's kind of selfish. Also, I don't think it would be considered your child anyways, I think? not sure.
IEatBabies
Jokes on you, dumbass! I'm aromatic and do not plan of having children, or a girlfriend!
Rapunzel
I could adopt
DrTollster.
Sperm Banks. All I have to say.
TheChosenOne
Didn't say I couldn't clone myself.
Solstrii
Fairly certain that would be Adopting.
Emma Johnson
My friend Jackie has Noonans syndrome, meaning that any child she has will probably pass away at a young age. I don't want that, and I'm already infertile, so there.
RealBACONATOR2
my brother died at four......
amy
I enjoy playin this game with my friends but i will have to say that i lost my little girl aged 6 weeks old about 3 months ago n wasnt expecting to see a question as such as this..if i knew she was going to pass away i wouldnt of concieved her..for our sake and to never see her suffer..
Ain't Got No Game
I don't want childs anyways. Plus infertility would mean no need for protection ;)
EdwardNigma
I feel like I would fail as a father anyway...
Rebecca Kim
As a woman, child birth is a phobia.
vsudyvyevf
IT clearly says that you can't adopt
Twisty
kids freak me out, fuck that noise
THEWAR360
It didn't say you can't have a doner.
L1feDRAIN
Have A child, so this means that only your first child will pass away AND you will be allowed to make more children that will live a long happy life! Have fun!
Scottish-Norwegian
IM A GUY, IM ALREADY INFERTILE
Artin
LAWL IM BATMAN
Rhydonphilip
Humanity fucked up most things already, being infertile fixes some shit like not spreading the wast that i represent.
80Hg
They never said I couldn't have another.
Carlos
Wait wait wait wait be infertile no sperms how tha fuck do you have a,child like seriously think geez
Gena Dawe
I AM infertile and have two kids...infertile is NOT sterile. Just means it may never happen or it may take medical treatment.
Kaitlyn Dye-Brinkman
Adoption!!!!
Lucas
whats the point of havin one then?