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jazzhands
Easiest decision ever. Nobody ever gave shit to anybody in a purple suit.
some jewish dude
OMG YES!
Laurits Andersen
arrrrgreed
Chris Danger Bornmann
Tell that to Perez Hilton
Xerun
You realize most past royalty wore purple? It signified power in the roman senate and that you were a magistrate.
Rocket Dude
Exactly
Primus
Excuse me, are you A Pimp Named Slickback?
Franklin Chen
@xerun and your point is...? I mean so far you just said that pimps are royal.
Shaco Clone
cept ya know the kings of england
mrgrudge
come at me crush youre purple hat with my scepter
1stwarror
Except taxes, armies, respect, and land.
Frank Jones
Except fucking taxes.
nate
Purple is the royal color, duh. So your argument has no meaning.
kangcool09
pimp pimpty pimp pimp
Cody Dudash
When exactly is the last time you've seen someone give any shit to someone who looks like they are obscenely rich and own a fucking country?
Alex Fenner
imgur.com/lQlMr
KittiCat9000
Pimpslap yeah. Qwchk.
JEagle9
Keeping my pimp hands strong
Tyler
pimp? oh yaaa
GFreex7x
Respect? Don't mind if I do... (I can lie and say I was a poorly raised royal child and never learned loyal manners, language, et cetra. I could just have "learned" to dress royal.) Btw, pimp slap ain't got shit on the royal glove slap. And here's for all den pimps out there *music plays in background* And we'll never be royals (royals). It don't run in our blood, That kind of luxe just ain't for us.
WOOWOOWOOWOO
sweg
[email protected]
NOOB PURPLE
cicicat
-_____________________________- idiots.
PyroAssassin573
royalty was full of incest back in the day
SWJawaKitty
pimps are disgusting!
Keelan barron
nobody cared about a guy in a purple? hmm *thinks about FNAF for a bit.
spyman3000
You win, I answered wrong
Zach Ellix
But I thought Pimps wore purple suits.. (SOMETIMES)
TurdManJones
I Chose Pimp. I ALREADY GOT THE STICK.
wafflemaker6
Purple signified power as it came from a rare natural substance and it was very expensive. The more purple you had signified your families wealth and that you were upperclass
Andie
Wait a sec, people gave stuff to Prince so.....
Eldagusto
Purple used to be a royal thing...
Doge
Purple is the colour of royalty. purple is my favorite colour. yes.
grolarbearsarelife
LOOPHOLES!!! It doesn't say what type of royalty, I could wear casual clothes if I wear dressing like the royalty of the right country.
Mallory Kostovich
Pimps dress badass
overtherainbow
Modern day royalty don't dress all weird and overly fancy....
David Limanni
But they should, it'd be fun.
Skittles87
You clearly have never seen the king of sweden's hats
mairead
agreed
Astrid
Ah...but I would love to wear the King of Sweden's hats. There is someone who has style.
canadice
I would probably then become a King of a Micronation.
Eightball
being King of a Micronation is like being principal of a homeschool
A chair
Just ignore Eightball he just jealous.
pirate
Dress like royaity? Way too annoying, too many clothes and an infinite waste of time!
John
Unless you're Prince Harry. In which case, you may go naked for all anyone cares.
Sylva
Royals can do whatever the fuck they want, so dressing like royalty = wearing whatever you want to wear.
SWJawaKitty
yes but pimps are innapropriate. I would rather be fancy than disgusting
Zachary Bau
Exactly
Stolkmen
Are Pimps royal? lol
John
Does Prince Harry count as a pimp?
Doom_pancake69
Royalty of the new age
Llama
these pimps ain't royal!
warface363
my girlfriend loves victorian era clothes, she would have a blast, and love me for it.
Top Hat Tony
Shit I love Victorian era clothes and dress like that normally
Grus
Royals now dress like normal people.
StrxStruck
Big pimpin. Nuff said
SAinNE
At least dressing like a pimp would be fun and creative!
sarat34
expensive clothes :)
Emma
Haha lol Ikr!!
Rare_individual;)
Classy broads
grace
Dress like Kate Middleton? Yes please!
Salim Kaci
pimp swag
American Reiter
PIMPSHIT
Conrad
idk about you guys but it would be fucking awesome to dress like a sir everywhere hello welcome to mcdonalds how may help you (shows you standing at the counter in long robes and a staff )
austin
there basically the same thing?
Greebo
*facepalm*... They're, and no. Hell no.
Austin Ouellette
We'll never be royals
Ferreteh
My grill shall read "Got Sexxx?".
Kaelyn Jones
you'd be one fancy fuck
Epicface
Looks like im a king peasants
Kitten Jeffy
i hate both but second one cause I'm a rebel
coolj3090
the diffrent is pimp do whaat they want
coolj3090
pimp do what they want so yeah
Maria
I wuld like dressing like Akhiko from Persona 3 if i was a boy XD
Eagle
I would pimp my ride!!
banana man
i'm a pimp
awsomebitch
I HATE ROYALTY
Crow in woe
I don't wanna be fancy, thank you very much.
myles
pimp me up
MrendercreepIII
"not a pimp little man, a saviour!"
CanadianBaconMapleSyrup
O I'd ratha pimp
digilover
Royalty can wear whatever they want
Joe Chickennuggetking
Why not a royal pimp
blake
I rather roalty
Kairon156
I'll dress as a noble person from a steampunk universe. or just the Victorian era.
HowlerMoon
Yea!
Ryen
Considering what the British Royal family wears most of the time...
VerexZ_
Im so fkn pimp right now m8
TheAnthony
Why not both? "Yo bitch we gon go get some tea and crumpets"
Savannah
"Honey, you should see my in a crown" -James(Jim) Moriarty
Dasda
Pimps all the way
fergusson
#pimparmy
Joeby Santana
Dressing up like a king is stupid you would look like holloween reject but a pimp on the other hand is a pimp
Alex
Who would'nt?
maawesomegames
The saints roll everywhere. :D
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classy is for men, swag for pussies. enough said.
Jealot
Class!
Francis Lopata
I would finally be able to talk like an Englishmen with a reason!
Seren Cadogan
Kate Middleton dresses well
TraceurNox
Pimp/Royalty they both have money, women, and servants haha
Abdulrahman Altahni
Either way, you'd dress like the Fresh Prince of Bel-air.
derp herpington
does Lelouch V Britania count?