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57% Have all fingernails and toenails removed quickly

43% Deep papercuts on the webbing between each finger and toe slowly

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818,425 agree
Have all fingernails and toenails removed quickly
43%
613,251 disagree
Deep papercuts on the webbing between each finger and toe slowly

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Either way it's gonna suck.

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477 comments

  • 519

    parisbelow

    6 years ago

    i just had a full body cringe. fuck this question!

  • 146

    eah

    7 years ago

    Paper cuts heal much faster then regrowing all fingernails and toenails.

    • 45

      Kuusou

      5 years ago

      They also hurt for far longer....

    • 22

      Thomas Charalambous

      4 years ago

      and regrowing nails would hurt in itself no protection and people scared of papercuts over all nails gone. Cup of concrete please

    • 14

      Advance

      4 years ago

      Healing time isn't the main factor. That's like saying you'd rather get ripped in half instead of poisoned just because you die faster. There's far more pain, and I'd rather be slightly uncomfortable for a long time than be in excruciating pain for a little while.

    • 7

      Giovanni Oliver

      4 years ago

      regrowing nails doesn't hurt. it just looks kinda wierd for a couple of weeks.

    • 9

      raphaelo008

      4 years ago

      this would you rather made me shiver

    • 12

      Six1Cynic

      4 years ago

      I once head my nails crushed by a door and then watched them fall out one by one. Trust me, the experience is more painful than papercuts.

    • 1

      Haley Southworth

      3 years ago

      It hurts like crazy growing your nails back because you have to pop them so they don't get infected

    • 1

      DeShaun Cortney Coleman

      2 years ago

      @Owen I think you chose the wrong answer...

    • 0

      Cindy

      1 year ago

      I can't stand anything that involves toenails/fingernails. It gives me shivers.

    • 0

      James

      1 year ago

      If any of you have had a splinter go waaaaaay up a finger nail, you understand the papercuts are the only way

    • 0

      Genevieve Williams

      1 year ago

      I do pointe which is dancing in special shoes on the very tips of your toes for you people who don't know, without toe nails I would be screwed

  • 40

    bluemoth44

    6 years ago

    This question makes me feel slightly sick >.<

  • 12

    matthewvosen

    4 years ago

    I just shivered while reading these...

  • 12

    spencerbabe

    5 years ago

    There's more fingernails than webbings.

  • 10

    Rob Taylor

    4 years ago

    Having experienced having a fingernail removed (by a doorframe) I can say to all you choosing blue: "Y'all are idiots"

    • 1

      AceOfSpades

      4 years ago

      When i was a kid i got a door shut on my middle finger and cut my nail clean of, i feel your pain.

    • 1

      CherieBits

      1 year ago

      I've had both nails on my big toes removed. If there's the option of having it done in a surgical way (meaning we get the stuff that numbs the region), then I would absolutely pick that over the paper cuts, just because in the long run, I actually think it's quite nice not having nails.

  • 7

    MarkTheGr8

    5 years ago

    Fingernails and toenails removed? Would hurt like hell, and if they're actually removed, they wouldn't grow back. AND AUCH. And there's no such thing as a slow papercut. Paper only cuts when moved rather quickly.

  • 4

    Collie

    4 years ago

    This is the kind of questions where the different side voters unite through the common body cringe, rather than argue about the different options.

  • 4

    scubag

    4 years ago

    i would faint threw both so i ont give a shit

  • 4

    FavsCo

    5 years ago

    The other questions has REALLY got to hurt badly.

  • 4

    [deleted]

    5 years ago

    Ow either way, but... :T

  • 3

    Wayne Rooney

    3 years ago

    MUST. FIND. A. LOOPHOLE.

  • 3

    Mephiste

    3 years ago

    WHO IN THE NAME OF F**K MADE THIS QUESTION UP, JIGSAW?!

  • 0

    Zeta

    1 week ago

    57% as of 8-10-2017 would rather go through the mental trauma of having their fucking fingernails peeled from the flesh of their nail beds? Really? When paper cuts along the webbing can heal in less than 24 fucking hours with proper care?

  • 0

    David

    1 week ago

    I've had a toenail removed before...quick or not, it's the most painful thing even with local anesthesia

  • 2

    Dopaminecloud

    4 years ago

    Horrible question ;_; I don't want to decide

  • 2

    Chani Aviner

    5 years ago

    Wierd question!

  • 2

    spencerbabe

    5 years ago

    There's more fingernails than webbings.

  • 2

    Snapple

    5 years ago

    Papercuts in the webbing is like my biggest fear. screw that

  • 0

    PepperySeeker

    1 week ago

    see it'll take a while for your nails to come back, but once those scabs for the cuts come in you'll be good

  • 0

    FrossFairyEmpire

    2 weeks ago

    Make it quick Dx

  • 0

    Glorria moonin

    2 weeks ago

    Super cringe!!!!!! I read that slowly!!

  • 0

    Lance

    4 weeks ago

    ASSHOLES

  • 0

    Succ

    1 month ago

    they would heal eventually.

  • 1

    olegi21

    1 year ago

    Papercuts aren't permanent but this is cringey as shit

  • 1

    hej

    1 year ago

    wow

  • 1

    Blackguard

    1 year ago

    Hard choice, but the blue option involves the pain of the nails growing back, the irritation of socks/shoes rubbing against it if you CAN wear them, and the higher possibility of infection or the nail growing back incorrectly.

  • 1

    X-Wolf

    1 year ago

    How do you get paper cuts slowly?

    • 0

      Bruhman908

      1 year ago

      By getting the corner of a sharp piece of paper quickly slicing you

  • 1

    dragonwolf

    1 year ago

    Your fingernails and toenails help with your support on the hands and feet. Without them you can't walk our pick up stuff normally, a darn shame it is. But with only slow cuts in the webbing compared to Jesus being hung on a cross, whipped with glass and other sharp objects bare skin. It makes it seem like a small price to pay.

  • 0

    cinnamonspiders

    1 month ago

    hhhhhggggggghghghghghghghggg no.

  • 0

    Kitsune of Darkness

    1 month ago

    I don't care how bad the other option is, I will never choose anything including having to have a papercut.

  • 1

    teddabear

    2 years ago

    What is up with some of these questions

  • 1

    ethanmckean

    3 years ago

    I don't know if many of you know what it's like to have a nail ripped off but trust me and take the paper cuts

  • 1

    Kiraaaa

    3 years ago

    This brought shivers to my spine and made me gag- this is so gross xc

  • 1

    emerica678

    3 years ago

    Steveo did it

  • 1

    cupcakekisses

    3 years ago

    Thanks for all those images.

  • 1

    ruhnettuh

    3 years ago

    reading this made me cringe.

  • 1

    Diego Ceasar

    3 years ago

    It's a paper cut. Wus

  • 1

    Alwin

    3 years ago

    I've had papercuts and I've had a fingernail removed. Trust me, you want the papercuts.

  • 1

    Apache Pieman

    3 years ago

    Paper cuts suck, but will most likely heal quickly and normally. All finger nails/toenails removed will result in some pretty messed up healing, and you'll most likely end up with disfigured nails if they even grow back at all (everything depends on how much of the nail matrix remains, as well as the integrity of the nail-bed tissue, which has a high chance of being damaged). The 53% of voters who chose blue are in for some serious shit.

  • 0

    Beige_Nation

    1 month ago

    Where's the option to kill myself?!?!

  • 1

    DizzyWaddleDoo

    3 years ago

    Fuck papercuts

  • 1

    Izzy

    4 years ago

    Bbn

  • 1

    Ben

    4 years ago

    The pain of having your fingernails and toenails removed would be unbelievable. A few deep papercuts would really suck but they would heal fairly quick, I mean they did that on Jackass. Removing nails is a really common and very effective form of torture.

  • 1

    Gerald Gauthier

    4 years ago

    Toenails and fingernails dont grow back, cuts heal

    • 1

      AceOfSpades

      4 years ago

      Yea they do. Source i lost my middle finger nail at age 10.

  • 1

    Roast Toast

    4 years ago

    Have you ever had your nails ripped off? Not very pleasent. Papercuts? Nothing.

  • 1

    Bear

    5 years ago

    Have any of you lost a fingernail. I smashed my thumb in a car door and that shit hurt so badly.

  • 1

    Neil James Cunningha

    5 years ago

    who the fuck picked the nail one?! a papercut is nothing lol

  • 1

    Jordan Sextus-Jaden

    5 years ago

    How is it deep paper cuts? It's just paper I had plenty of those

  • 1

    Crissy

    5 years ago

    Ive had my nail ripped off before, it takes a little while to grow back, but hey, its not as painful.

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