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MidiSaya
At least with the burping, whoever I kiss and I can make a game of it - guess the last food I ate!
Chewsonthemove
that comment made me want to vomit! no thank you
PtP_Pluto
You convinced me to pick the other one...
Tatsuki
We think the same way, sir.
psychicbomber
done that
albert44
imagine if u get married...
SoyMilk
easy fix...jus grow cold and don't be attracted...jus raw sex
MicAndMacForever
That's disgusting!
KittyKat
What type of kissing though lips or cheek?
someguy24
That would be fun
CaptainCam22
my computer is covered in barf
ZJBlah
I don't think you people understand it says AFTER... It could be way after.
luizmiguel
@ZLBlah Thank you.
HardcoreTS
I CAN HOLD IT PRETTY WELL!
jonathan silvis
it says after you kiss, so i went with burp
Dragirl
:I
budiswag
why the fuck would u get a gas when u get attached to ur loved sex...maybe u love a women than ur fucked...love a guy than ur oke
TRIXIESTAR
You could just say, "even my body doesn't want you to leave it."
IllogicalLogic
they didn't specify how long until the burp after you kiss.
Smunhx
AFTER
I'll follow the sun
You can try to hold it in until you're away.
You All Are Wrong.
Easy, just wear a ton of deodorant+nice smelling stuff and plug the thing with a tissue for no sound until one is no longer around the people attracted to. Unfortunately this probably means no *n*l s*x...
Emuruh
lol
Emuruh
You All Are Wrong. Who even likes putting his penis inside the intestines of a woman. I don't...
you suck
it said after not RIGHT after
AdventureReagam
this requires me to kiss someone that would be a win for me
HolyPaladin67
amen
[deleted]
I had the "Runs" Whilst horny and it was not goooood....
Tyler
SoyMilk It says the sex you are attracted to, so unless you are saying you are attracted to males the whenever you are around a female you will have gas
K1LLSWI7CH
youll turn her into a stone if you barf on her
Psytololox
What if u are asexual? Loophole
Deathslayer
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Nick65
Other option way to expensive. So I have 3/4 of a tank and then I see a girl and I gotta go find a freakin gas station.
Riley
He meant gas as in farting, not going and filling up your car with gasoline.
Hunter
...Idiot
Estuu Amadeo Tronloschisktingn
you don't fucking understand the sarcasm?
Tommy
Good call ahah
Travis_Smith2356
It's talking about farting!
FUN GUY
Hahahaha very funy. The other people dont have a sense of humor
MicAndMacForever
They mean farting gas just btw
CatBounce
Hehe...good job.
CaptainCam22
i can't wait until your older
LOLOL
Wow
yasin_gaming
i think it means farts
bernie
Idiot
choicemaker
OH MY GOD, YOU IDIOTS DON'T GET IT, IT'S A JOKE!
ewill
I'm bisexual so I'd have gas all. the. time.
Georgetti Spaghettı
lol same. but i picked it.
tuxedotuna
Like wise sir
The Jesus Nipple
Try being omnisexual. We would fuck trees if they had human-like sexual organs and a nice personality.
Evalgra
The Jesus Nipple strikes again
Thurston Illingworth
Pansexual. I'd fart around even more people ^^;
missle127
I'm bi and I would have a really hard time
Kayla
*asexual laughter*
Nickikisu
I am asexual soo.. NO FARTS FOR MEE!!!
Psytololox
Asexual loophole team! PS if u are bi/pan blue is a fucking cathastrophe
Jadeylady96
It's easier to hide that... burping though ? screw that o_o
Rythmbot
Depends on how you fart.
rarity the unicorn
simple, just never kiss them.
iamawesomecat
No moron. Gosh! Burping is silent and isn't stinky. You can't hide loud long stinky farts and constantly.
Trace Hilbun
I don't have a girl to kiss with anyway...
Smosh
Hey guys! Smosh here, and we recently got a You Rather. Me and Ian will be switching who uses it, but mostly me. Can't wait to talk with all of you guys! -Anthony
Tom 'Martain' Marlowe
Screw your mum you massive mug. Do one
Tom 'Martain' Marlowe
Screw your mum you massive mug. Do one
Tom 'Martain' Marlowe
Screw your mum you massive mug. Do one
Tom 'Martain' Marlowe
Screw your mum you massive mug. Do one
God
It takes me a long time to go get gas, so I'll pass
Jacob Zalesak
You can burp with your mouth closed and you don't kiss people as much as you see them so
Jacob Zalesak
You can burp with your mouth closed and you don't kiss people as much as you see them so
JokerFace
Fuck you
SPeNCeYBoii
Well i am a pro burper and i can burp without making a sound, smell or even opening my mouth! so win win! :D
bab1230
Loop hole never said what kind of gas. Gasoline!!!!!
lilymnky
That would get expensive...
choicemaker
yes it would
Psytololox
Being asexual is a loop hole
Shmoo
Maybe it's silent, not-smelly gas.. :D and you can always say someone else did it.
azarakh
And how the hell do you have sex?
Samuel Willems
@azarakh Some people are in to that...
Connor C-Slate Slate
Getting gas and passing gas are two different things.
Anorexic_Kangaroo
Get "gas" = any gas form matter = oxygen = WIN
plz dun beat meh
I burp silently.
bbbb
you would blow them up like a ballon
Violeta Ordonez
I'm asexual ;D lol I'd never fart again!
Samuel Willems
Healthy...
Jade
Same XD
Nickikisu
I am too.
nashcali22
Burps don't stink and aren't normally super loud. Plus you burp after your done.......
19950323
You can fill up your gas tank with gas
Samuel Willems
Badum tss
KilltheHobos
I'll skip kissing and go straight to the fun part :3
BitchPlease
Answer: Kill myself :))
random1234
Sure, I'd love to get free gasoline every time I am around a girl.
plz dun beat meh
But he meant far... I'll shut up.
choicemaker
who said it would be free?
Grant Garrison
The truck needs more fuel
xMeggieManiacal
Ya never said belch. Just a li'l burp.
This is Zach
I'm bisexual so I'd get gas whenever i'm near anyone, like no
Jakob
pay attention to the word "after"
Samuel Willems
That is still right after so you would burp in her face. Her mouth she would not smell, her face she will.
SageOfSixPaths
What if i never kiss and only get blowjobs?
Blaine
I met a girl while I was getting gas once. She turned out to be a sketchy, crazy, unpleasant-to-be-around person, but the point is that getting gas is not a particularly unflattering position to be in.
GuyonTheCouch
You can take medicine for gas, as far as belching in a girls mouth every time you want to kiss...well you better find some super kinky chick or good luck getting past first base
MarkTheGr8
Actually, it says after every kiss, not during, which is why I considered it. But I'm gonna go with neither and be who I am right now :)
Samuel Willems
@MarkTheGr8 Not an option GTFO. Maybe the movie "Would You Rather" could talk some sense in to you.
MicAndMacForever
Seriously...
MicAndMacForever
Seriously...
Blake Dakota Wolfe
I'm bi so I would just have constant gas O_o
okboomer25
Very easy choice for asexuals
KrustyRussian
I don't like either gender so this question really applies to me
Denise L'Herminez
i dont kiss much soo
coolkid215
And then sell the gas and make billions from sex
Varkarrus
aha hahaha I am not attracted to any sex no sirree
trickz
Hardest question ever
LMMN
I'm asexual.
Max Pagé
I never kiss anyway..
iloveglobes
I am married so I would rather burp in his face than fart around any man or woman, seeing as I am attracted to both.
agindoof
i go to an all boys school. but it would be annoying for your mum
Sean McClellan
Wait, So you're attracted to your mom?
Samuel Willems
@Sean McClellan His mom is of the sex he is attracted to. If you still don't get it you should go kill yourself.
Catherine
At least it's after.
Nitroximos
It says AFTER every time you kiss, so it wouldn't be a problem, really. If someone is really worth kissing, they'll just think of it as an amusing quirk.
PP_boi
lol now I the burping won't even apply to me
MarianaLuciaGC
Mientras el pedo sea silencioso, Todo bien! As long as the fart is silent, All good!
Nickikisu
I am asexual soo..
Sam Cooke
It didn’t say directly after!
TheSkullNightmare
It doesn't say when you burp after you kiss. You could kiss the person, excuse yourself, go to the bathroom, then burp.
RaisinLord
Dude. Im literally attracted to any gender. That option just ain't right for me.
NotA12YearOld
what is sex
Sam
I'm asexual. I don't want to kiss anybody. And I'm panromantic. Getting gas around anybody and everybody I'm ever around? No thanks.
Adrian
Well I am asexual so this is not a problem
Jay The Unicorn
I'm pansexual, so the first one would not work out for me
Anna
Pan sexual panicked muttering
Narwhals64
But I'm "borderline asexual" because that's a thing.
MrsPhantomhive
Lol im aromantic asexual
Just a prank bro
What if I don't get attracted...
Booda
Jokes on you I'm asexual.