Either way it's gonna suck.
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parisbelow
i just had a full body cringe. fuck this question!
Kenny
Me too.
Pseudonymous Bosch
Fuck you.
Ayrton Wickstead
I read the blue answer, shuddered a little, then read the red answer, looked in between my fingers, and cringed all down my spine. I was not prepared for this.
HanakoFujijima
I laughed at this comment. I'm a horrible person.
Apost1997
Suddenly LemonJuice
Iris C.
So did i ;----;
FurthestBen
Pfffff Get me a fuck load of painkillers with a few sleeping pills please
Kenny
I felt it too =[
Randy Bobandi
me too i hate this kind of shit
Billy_Glen
-__- Just idiot who make this fuck question.
Glaceon999
I can have anaesthetic.
Evalgra
I have an idea let's do this to Jim, see how HE likes it!
Brodie Solomon
me too holy crap
Shannon
@Glaceon999 - you can get anesthetics for deep paper cuts, too.
Keon
same OMG. I hate when that happens!
Ethan
same
ZARA02
This is a question that make me say... "DEFAQ?!" then just think how this is bad either way...
lachlan
dont read this if you cringe at this question. Dont tell me i didnt warn you. Imagine wedging a toothpick between your toenails and kicking it against the wall. When i first heard this i cringed so hard i fell over
lachlan
woops... i meant comment
Vanessa Garcia Torres
Same ugh
SilverAmethyst501
OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHHH SAME
StionoChants
Well fuck my sense in humor.... I laughed for 15 minutes before finally answering
Ashurenamek
GODDAMMIT
Sofia Dolan
Same its just so ugh
soalasgrim
I don't really care for nails so ]
MooseStache
suddenly we all work at a lemonade factory, too cheap to buy gloves.
Elik
same ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Charlie
Nails grow back, and I don't have to live with the trauma of slowly being cut to insanity.
Jumin
I cut anyways so.... ;p
avril :)
same
Shea
same. besides i have gotten my nails ripped off by a car door. Don't ask me how it just happened.
DudeUSuck
master27
cant you just go to the docter? or hospital
nafaa
i agreed your right
camren
so did i
Aren
Lol what you mean?
eah
Paper cuts heal much faster then regrowing all fingernails and toenails.
Kuusou
They also hurt for far longer....
Thomas Charalambous
and regrowing nails would hurt in itself no protection and people scared of papercuts over all nails gone. Cup of concrete please
Advance
Healing time isn't the main factor. That's like saying you'd rather get ripped in half instead of poisoned just because you die faster. There's far more pain, and I'd rather be slightly uncomfortable for a long time than be in excruciating pain for a little while.
Giovanni Oliver
regrowing nails doesn't hurt. it just looks kinda wierd for a couple of weeks.
raphaelo008
this would you rather made me shiver
Six1Cynic
I once head my nails crushed by a door and then watched them fall out one by one. Trust me, the experience is more painful than papercuts.
Haley Southworth
It hurts like crazy growing your nails back because you have to pop them so they don't get infected
DeShaun Cortney Coleman
@Owen I think you chose the wrong answer...
Cindy
I can't stand anything that involves toenails/fingernails. It gives me shivers.
James
If any of you have had a splinter go waaaaaay up a finger nail, you understand the papercuts are the only way
Genevieve Williams
I do pointe which is dancing in special shoes on the very tips of your toes for you people who don't know, without toe nails I would be screwed
bluemoth44
This question makes me feel slightly sick >.<
matthewvosen
I just shivered while reading these...
spencerbabe
There's more fingernails than webbings.
Rob Taylor
Having experienced having a fingernail removed (by a doorframe) I can say to all you choosing blue: "Y'all are idiots"
AceOfSpades
When i was a kid i got a door shut on my middle finger and cut my nail clean of, i feel your pain.
CherieBits
I've had both nails on my big toes removed. If there's the option of having it done in a surgical way (meaning we get the stuff that numbs the region), then I would absolutely pick that over the paper cuts, just because in the long run, I actually think it's quite nice not having nails.
MarkTheGr8
Fingernails and toenails removed? Would hurt like hell, and if they're actually removed, they wouldn't grow back. AND AUCH. And there's no such thing as a slow papercut. Paper only cuts when moved rather quickly.
Collie
This is the kind of questions where the different side voters unite through the common body cringe, rather than argue about the different options.
scubag
i would faint threw both so i ont give a shit
FavsCo
The other questions has REALLY got to hurt badly.
[deleted]
Ow either way, but... :T
Wayne Rooney
MUST. FIND. A. LOOPHOLE.
Mephiste
WHO IN THE NAME OF F**K MADE THIS QUESTION UP, JIGSAW?!
Zeta
57% as of 8-10-2017 would rather go through the mental trauma of having their fucking fingernails peeled from the flesh of their nail beds? Really? When paper cuts along the webbing can heal in less than 24 fucking hours with proper care?
David
I've had a toenail removed before...quick or not, it's the most painful thing even with local anesthesia
Dopaminecloud
Horrible question ;_; I don't want to decide
Chani Aviner
Wierd question!
spencerbabe
There's more fingernails than webbings.
Snapple
Papercuts in the webbing is like my biggest fear. screw that
PepperySeeker
see it'll take a while for your nails to come back, but once those scabs for the cuts come in you'll be good
FrossFairyEmpire
Make it quick Dx
Glorria moonin
Super cringe!!!!!! I read that slowly!!
Lance
ASSHOLES
Succ
they would heal eventually.
olegi21
Papercuts aren't permanent but this is cringey as shit
hej
wow
Blackguard
Hard choice, but the blue option involves the pain of the nails growing back, the irritation of socks/shoes rubbing against it if you CAN wear them, and the higher possibility of infection or the nail growing back incorrectly.
X-Wolf
How do you get paper cuts slowly?
Bruhman908
By getting the corner of a sharp piece of paper quickly slicing you
dragonwolf
Your fingernails and toenails help with your support on the hands and feet. Without them you can't walk our pick up stuff normally, a darn shame it is. But with only slow cuts in the webbing compared to Jesus being hung on a cross, whipped with glass and other sharp objects bare skin. It makes it seem like a small price to pay.
cinnamonspiders
hhhhhggggggghghghghghghghggg no.
Kitsune of Darkness
I don't care how bad the other option is, I will never choose anything including having to have a papercut.
teddabear
What is up with some of these questions
ethanmckean
I don't know if many of you know what it's like to have a nail ripped off but trust me and take the paper cuts
Kiraaaa
This brought shivers to my spine and made me gag- this is so gross xc
emerica678
Steveo did it
cupcakekisses
Thanks for all those images.
ruhnettuh
reading this made me cringe.
Diego Ceasar
It's a paper cut. Wus
Alwin
I've had papercuts and I've had a fingernail removed. Trust me, you want the papercuts.
Apache Pieman
Paper cuts suck, but will most likely heal quickly and normally. All finger nails/toenails removed will result in some pretty messed up healing, and you'll most likely end up with disfigured nails if they even grow back at all (everything depends on how much of the nail matrix remains, as well as the integrity of the nail-bed tissue, which has a high chance of being damaged). The 53% of voters who chose blue are in for some serious shit.
Beige_Nation
Where's the option to kill myself?!?!
DizzyWaddleDoo
Fuck papercuts
Izzy
Bbn
Ben
The pain of having your fingernails and toenails removed would be unbelievable. A few deep papercuts would really suck but they would heal fairly quick, I mean they did that on Jackass. Removing nails is a really common and very effective form of torture.
Gerald Gauthier
Toenails and fingernails dont grow back, cuts heal
AceOfSpades
Yea they do. Source i lost my middle finger nail at age 10.
Roast Toast
Have you ever had your nails ripped off? Not very pleasent. Papercuts? Nothing.
Bear
Have any of you lost a fingernail. I smashed my thumb in a car door and that shit hurt so badly.
Neil James Cunningha
who the fuck picked the nail one?! a papercut is nothing lol
Jordan Sextus-Jaden
How is it deep paper cuts? It's just paper I had plenty of those
Crissy
Ive had my nail ripped off before, it takes a little while to grow back, but hey, its not as painful.