Would you rather...
show your friends and family your entire internet history
live near an active volcano
history includes incognito mode, it is an archive of every web page you have ever visited. The volcano holds the standard risk of eruption, it is unlikely you would escape unscathed in the case of catastrophe but you would live in constant fear.
Would you rather...
Believe your friends like you
Know exactly what your friends think about you
show your friends and family your entire internet history
live near an active volcano
a spouse with trees as arms
a spouse with alligator arms