Would you rather burp extremely loudly every 30 seconds or let out a smelly, long-lasting fart every 5 minutes?

Browsing Gross

Would you rather...

burp extremely loudly every 30 seconds

let out a smelly, long-lasting fart every 5 minutes

Assume that both come with a gagging stench, but especially the farts.

Classy

Feb 27, 2012

VintageGross

Would you rather...

burp extremely loudly every 30 seconds

let out a smelly, long-lasting fart every 5 minutes

have a complete stranger that cuddles with you

have non-stop screaming 7 year olds