If you were a pirate, would you rather have a pet monkey or a talking parrot?

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If you were a pirate

have a pet monkey

have a talking parrot

The monkey has a jacket. The parrot has a limited vocabulary.

Pirate Pets

Jan 22, 2012

If you were a pirate

have a pet monkey

have a talking parrot

have Doge as a pet

have Grumpy Cat as a pet