Would you rather...
chug two cups of trash juice
chug one gallon of milk six months past the expiration date
Would you rather...
eat only chewed-up food from out of a toothless elderly person's mouth
eat only chewed-up food from out of a young chain-smoker's mouth
chug two cups of trash juice
chug one gallon of milk six months past the expiration date
have your left leg be painlessly amputated and only be allowed to use a peg leg as a prosthetic replacement
have one of your toes be amputated with a dirty cleaver every year until you have none left