Would you rather...
work recycling human poop for the rest of your life
work with dangerous and explosive chemicals for the rest of your life
You wouldn't have to touch the poop all the time, the chemicals are known for taking off entire limbs frequently.
Would you rather...
work recycling human poop for the rest of your life
work with dangerous and explosive chemicals for the rest of your life
have a complete stranger that cuddles with you
have non-stop screaming 7 year olds