Would you rather...
Unearth and loot a corpse, finding a Rolex
Cheat in a competition, winning a Rolex
If you don't care about a Rolex, substitute it for something valuable. You may be caught.
Would you rather...
Unearth and loot a corpse, finding a Rolex
Cheat in a competition, winning a Rolex
not be able to talk
not be able to walk