When you go to bed at night
Have a deranged elf pour a bucket of water on you every 15 minutes?
Hear "Buffalo Soldier" by Bob Marley play at 110 decibels for 3 minutes at a time, at random intervals?
This would go on for 46 years.
When you go to bed at night
be stuck in a room with dead bodies
eat 5 spiders
Have a deranged elf pour a bucket of water on you every 15 minutes?
Hear "Buffalo Soldier" by Bob Marley play at 110 decibels for 3 minutes at a time, at random intervals?
be a stray on the street
have bad owners