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Would you rather...

be unable to shower for 2 weeks but have clean clothes daily
be able to shower daily for 2 weeks but unable to change your clothes
eat only chewed-up food from out of a toothless elderly person's mouth
eat only chewed-up food from out of a young chain-smoker's mouth
chug two cups of trash juice
chug one gallon of milk six months past the expiration date