If you were a dog
be a stray on the street
have bad owners
If you were a dog
Have a deranged elf pour a bucket of water on you every 15 minutes?
Hear "Buffalo Soldier" by Bob Marley play at 110 decibels for 3 minutes at a time, at random intervals?
be a stray on the street
have bad owners
sacrifice your pet so you can eat
sacrifice parts of your body so you both can eat