How to write a good question
The best would-you-rathers aren't two random things glued together. They're sticky. People pick a side, then can't stop arguing about it in the comments.
Here's how to write one of those. Nothing fancy — just the stuff that actually helps a question land in the game.
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1. Start with the hard choice, not the topic
“Something about food” is a topic. A hard choice is: do you want the sure thing, or the bigger gamble? Comfort, or something that matters more? Cash now, or money later?
Find the tug-of-war first. Then dress it up as a fun scenario. That's the difference between a shrug and a question people screenshot.
2. Both sides need a chance
Could your friend pick A and your other friend pick B — and both feel right? If everyone would slam the same button, tweak it. Make the easy side cost more, or make the hard side a little sweeter.
A wild split is fine when it's funny. A free win nobody would ever turn down is just boring.
3. Get specific
Vague choices flop. Put numbers on it. Say how long it lasts. Say who finds out.
- How much? — $250k once vs. $2k a month
- How long? — one time, every day, forever
- How bad? — awkward vs. career over
- Who knows? — just you, your friends, the whole internet
- Can you undo it? — temporary or locked in for life
4. Make the two options do the heavy lifting
Write short phrases that finish “Would you rather ___ or ___?” Someone should get the joke from A and B alone — even if they skip the title.
Would you rather…
If you need “If you could only eat one…” up top to make it make sense, put that rule in the choices themselves.
Would you rather…
You get the whole dilemma from the two sides. No homework required.
Keep both sides shaped the same way. Skip the period at the end. And don't write “Would you rather…” inside an option — we already slap that on for you.
5. Strangers should get it
“Stuck on an island with Mike or Dave” only works if we know Mike and Dave. We don't. Write for people who've never met you.
Niche stuff can still slap — anime characters, old movies, weird hobbies — as long as enough people will nod. When in doubt, add a short note that fills in the blank.
Quick test: would this still make sense in three months?
6. The extra fields are optional for a reason
- Title— a short punchy line (“Lump or Drip?”). Not the whole question again.
- Lead-in— only when it sets a scene (“If you had a time machine…”). Most questions don't need one.
- Info— for closing loopholes (“you can't sell it”) or a quick explainer. Skip it if the question works without it.
- Topics — help people find your question. Tag what it actually is. Spicy stuff? Use the mature tag so people can filter it.
7. Four gut checks before you hit submit
- Fight over it? — Could two people argue both sides?
- Say something? — Does your pick show who you are (scared of risk, hates being watched, loves comfort…)?
- Keep going?— Does it make people go “okay but what if—”?
- For everyone? — Could basically anyone picture themselves in it?
What gets bounced
We're not grading essays. Real tries usually get in. We mostly stop junk and copies of questions that are already all over the site. Messy wording? We'll often clean it up instead of rejecting a solid idea.
- Near-clones of famous dilemmas already in the game
- Inside jokes only your group chat would get
- Stuff nobody can parse, even on a second read
- Actually harmful content — hate, anything involving kids, sexual violence, cruel real-world stuff for shock value
Gross? Dark? A little spicy? That's been part of this game forever. Just tag it so people who want it can find it — and people who don't can skip it.
One that works
Would you rather…
Both sides feel real. Math people fight gut people. You can already hear the comments: “what if the monthly is $5k?” Use the info box to kill loopholes if you need to (payments stop when you die, you can’t invest the lump, whatever).
Go make one
Hard choice first. Make both sides tempting. Be specific. Let A and B carry the joke. That's most of the game.
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