If you had to do one thing every morning

need to milk yourself

lay an egg

Enjoy your Breakfast

Jan 19, 2012

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need to milk yourself

Milking involves a process physically similar to ordinary bodily functions - an inconvenient but manageable morning routine
You would have a free daily supply of fresh milk at no cost
Laying a solid object every single morning is more physically demanding and painful than a liquid secretion

lay an egg

Laying an egg is comparable to a daily bowel movement - an already familiar and containable physical process
You produce a ready-to-eat egg every morning, providing a free meal with each cycle
The act is self-contained and brief, with a tangible and useful result

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If you had to do one thing every morning

need to milk yourself

lay an egg