Would you rather... Be blackout drunk at your daughter's graduation or Be completely high at your son's wedding

Would you rather...

Be blackout drunk at your daughter's graduation

Be completely high at your son's wedding

Complete shame.

Shameful

Oct 6, 2009

VintageLife

Be blackout drunk at your daughter's graduation

A graduation is a less emotionally pivotal milestone than a wedding — the fallout from embarrassing yourself there is proportionally smaller
Alcohol is legal; showing up impaired at a graduation, while embarrassing, carries no criminal risk

Be completely high at your son's wedding

Being high typically allows you to function, converse, and stay present in ways that blackout drunkenness makes impossible
A son is more likely to eventually forgive or laugh off a parent's impaired state than a daughter who was failed on her biggest day
Blackout drunkenness erases you from the event entirely; being high still lets you participate and share the celebration

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Would you rather...

Be blackout drunk at your daughter's graduation

Be completely high at your son's wedding