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Constantly have wrinkled clothes

Never have toothpaste

No matter how long you ironed your clothes, they would be wrinkled. You could brush your teeth with nothing but water and a plain tooth brush. No mouthwash.

Morning Misteps

Apr 7, 2012

VintageGross

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Constantly have wrinkled clothes

Wrinkled clothes are a superficial visual concern that most people overlook once an actual conversation begins
Bad breath and deteriorating teeth actively damage social relationships and professional impressions in ways wrinkled clothing never does

Never have toothpaste

Dental hygiene is achievable without commercial toothpaste — baking soda, hydrogen peroxide, and rinsing can maintain reasonably clean teeth
Wrinkled clothing sends an unavoidable signal of carelessness in every professional and social encounter, with no easy workaround

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Would you rather...

Constantly have wrinkled clothes

Never have toothpaste