If you had to wear one for the rest of your life Wear ugly gloves or Wear an ugly hat

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If you had to wear one for the rest of your life

Wear ugly gloves

Wear an ugly hat

You can take them off to bathe, but if you're wearing clothes these must be included.

Ugly clothing

Jan 29, 2012

Wear ugly gloves

Gloves can be hidden in pockets or tucked under sleeves whenever you want, making them far easier to conceal than a hat perched on your head.
Hands draw far less social attention than a person's head and face, so ugly gloves go largely unnoticed in most situations.

Wear an ugly hat

Gloves severely impair hand function—you lose tactile sensitivity, struggle with fine motor tasks, and can't use touchscreens throughout the day.
An ugly hat sits on your head without interfering with anything you need to do with your hands, making it a purely aesthetic inconvenience rather than a functional one.
Wearing gloves in warm weather means constantly sweaty, uncomfortable hands and the unpleasant smell that follows—a hat causes no equivalent discomfort.

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If you had to wear one for the rest of your life

Always wear clothes you like, but everyone else hates

Always wear clothes you hate, but everyone else loves

Wear ugly gloves

Wear an ugly hat

have a stylist do your hair and makeup every day

have a fashionista pick you a new outfit every day