poop rainbows
- Pooping happens far more regularly and predictably than vomiting, so you would produce many more rainbows on a reliable schedule
- Vomiting is inherently unpleasant and often involuntary; converting your regular bowel movements is a much more comfortable trade-off
- You could display the output on your own terms, in a context far less alarming to bystanders than unexpected projectile vomiting
