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If your best friend in the world was bit in the testicles by a deadly poisoness snake

suck the venom out of his ball sack on the spot

try to get him to safety in time

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Feb 22, 2012

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suck the venom out of his ball sack on the spot

Unconditional friendship means accepting personal embarrassment without hesitation when a loved one's life is at stake
Accepting the premise that the action saves him, no awkwardness or discomfort outweighs a friend's survival
In a remote or isolated situation where medical care is far away, immediate hands-on action may be the only available option

try to get him to safety in time

Medically, sucking venom out does not actually remove it from the bloodstream - getting to a hospital is the only treatment that genuinely works
Acting on a false folk remedy while venom spreads through the body wastes precious time that could be spent reaching emergency care
True care for a friend means doing what actually helps them, not what feels like loyalty but has no real medical effect

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If your best friend in the world was bit in the testicles by a deadly poisoness snake

suck the venom out of his ball sack on the spot

try to get him to safety in time

Unleash deadly gas whenever you fart

Uncontrollably smell a person's butt cheeks whenever they fart