wear nothing but jeans
- Many people already default to jeans as their everyday clothing — this restriction would barely be felt in practice
- Jeans are socially appropriate in nearly any setting, from casual to semi-formal, while shorts create real awkwardness professionally
- In cold or variable climates, shorts year-round would be genuinely uncomfortable or dangerous — jeans work in all seasons
- Jeans can be rolled up when you want a cooler option, offering flexibility that shorts cannot replicate in reverse
