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Only be able to speak via a translator

Only speak when asked a question

The translator would listen to what you said, then relay it to the desired person. You would still be able to listen/understand people with the translator.

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Oct 22, 2009

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Only be able to speak via a translator

Speaking through a translator creates a legal and social buffer, shifting accountability for your words to a third party
A built-in interpreter makes international travel and cross-language communication effortless
The delay between your thought and its translated delivery gives extra time to reflect before your words reach anyone

Only speak when asked a question

Being unable to volunteer speech means you are never obligated to make small talk or start a conversation
Only speaking when directly addressed naturally projects quiet authority and a certain air of mystery
For naturally introverted or quiet people, this constraint would barely change their daily life

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Would you rather...

Only be able to speak via a translator

Only speak when asked a question