Would you rather have your fingers become hotdogs forever or have your tears be relatively acidic?

Browsing Pain & Suffering

Would you rather...

have your fingers become hotdogs forever

have your tears be relatively acidic

Your fingers can be eaten. Crying will burn / irritate your skin.

Terrible Mutation

asked by AnonymousApr 30, 2012

Would you rather...

have your fingers become hotdogs forever

have your tears be relatively acidic

Unleash deadly gas whenever you fart

Uncontrollably smell a person's butt cheeks whenever they fart