Make out with Gollum
- Gollum's obsession is a ring, not romance — the interaction would likely be brief and easy to escape
- Beetlejuice has insects visibly crawling from his mouth, which is more physically revolting up close than Gollum's fish breath
Beetlejuice or Gollum
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Hook up with Beetlejuice (from the movie)
- Michael Keaton's Beetlejuice has genuine charisma and charm that makes him oddly appealing to many
- Gollum's raw-fish-gnawing habit makes any close contact particularly stomach-churning
- There is real concern about what Gollum might bite during an encounter; Beetlejuice is merely eccentric
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