Would you rather sSmuggle illegal contraband into the country in your "bottom" or Have clamps on your nipples for the entire flight

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Would you rather...

Smuggle illegal contraband into the country in your "bottom"

Have clamps on your nipples for the entire flight

Don't think too hard, they both suck.

Airport Security

Oct 8, 2009

Would you rather...

Smuggle illegal contraband into the country in your "bottom"

Have clamps on your nipples for the entire flight

Unleash deadly gas whenever you fart

Uncontrollably smell a person's butt cheeks whenever they fart

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