Every movie you watch replaces the lead role with Nicolas Cage
- Cage can still deliver a watchable performance; Nickelback reportedly cannot even make their own songs sound good
- Music is more pervasive in daily life than movies — having every song corrupted would be a far greater intrusion
- Watching Cage appear in unexpected roles like romantic leads or animated films would be unintentionally hilarious
- Nickelback performing every song means the same repetitive style always; Cage at least varies across genres and films
