Africa or America

Jan 7, 2012

Community arguments

Have the beginning of Circle of Life play when you farted

Circle of Life is one of the most universally beloved and majestic pieces of music — its epic opening fanfare transforms a mundane moment into something joyful
Farts are inevitable; if they must be announced, having a grand and recognizable fanfare makes the situation entertaining rather than merely embarrassing

Have the chorus of Thriller play when you burp

Burps are more controllable and less frequent than farts, meaning the song would interrupt daily life far less often
Farts are difficult to suppress in many situations — Circle of Life playing at every one would make public life nearly unbearable in ways a burp announcement would not

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