be punched in the face with brass knuckles by Mike Tyson
- Your face can heal from even a severe punch; being publicly known as someone who punched a toddler follows you for the rest of your life
- Taking Tyson's hit is a story you could eventually wear with dark pride; harming a child on camera is permanently disqualifying
- You might be able to sue Tyson afterward and convert your suffering into meaningful financial compensation
