burp extremely loudly every 30 seconds
- A burp every 30 seconds is noisy but completely odorless — a minor social embarrassment that disappears the moment it ends.
- If a fart persisted continuously until the next one arrived five minutes later, you would be permanently surrounded by an unbreathable smell.
- Burps, however frequent, are generally considered harmless and even funny among friends rather than a genuine social catastrophe.
