Would you rather inform a room of children that their pets are dead or explain sex to a room full of children in graphic detail?

Would you rather...

Inform a room of children that their pets are dead

Explain sex to a room full of children in graphic detail

This would be a kindergarten classroom, with an average age of about 5. The pets would not have died pleasantly.

Kindergarten Champion

Oct 7, 2009

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Inform a room of children that their pets are dead

Informing children about a pet's death, while sad, is a normal part of childhood — it teaches about loss without lasting harm
Graphic sexual content can confuse or disturb children in lasting ways; sad news about a pet is a shorter emotional burden that passes

Explain sex to a room full of children in graphic detail

Young children often don't understand explicit language and would simply be confused rather than traumatized by a sex ed talk
Explaining sex to children is something parents and teachers do routinely — it is a normal educational act, not inherently harmful
A room of bewildered kids is far easier to manage than a room of children sobbing over the deaths of their beloved pets

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Would you rather...

Inform a room of children that their pets are dead

Explain sex to a room full of children in graphic detail

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