Would you rather...

Have two penises

Have four testicles

Everything would work as usual, just with double the equipment.

Multiple Genitalia

Sep 29, 2009

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Have two penises

Two organs cut urination time in half — a small-but-real time saving that accumulates meaningfully across a lifetime.
The additional capability in intimate situations is an obvious and immediate benefit that extra testicles cannot match.

Have four testicles

Four testicles remain entirely hidden in everyday life in a way two visible organs never could, making the difference invisible to others.
Doubled hormone-producing capacity could improve stamina and recovery in ways that affect daily performance, not just one activity.

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